Sweet Halo Reach came in time to fire up the 360FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Photo by hlfx, but actually happened to my friend Dave!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 17, 2010 · 6:51 PM
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Categories: Bungie, Depressing, Halo, Irony, Microsoft, Motivational, Photo Op, Red Ring of Death, Systems, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (102 Comments) |
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same shit happened to me back when I got GTA IV. Gotta love it, lol
That should teach you to NOT buy Halo.
Is it or did the X-Box just take an auto-security measure?
*is ready to get mauled by Halo fans*
That xbox has has probably been abused with halo games in it's childhood.
Can't let you play that, Xbox!
360: "Oh what a lovely day, I wonder what new games my owner shall bring from the store on this joyous day."
*sees Halo Reach*
"NO NOT AGAIN! THE EXTENDED PLAY TIMES! THE HARDWARE ABUSE! THE HEEAAAT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
*Red ring*
In terms of finding proof that 360s have sentience, that's really reaching.
fake. the case is a fake. its not green, and no way he bought it used. fake.
Looks to me like the Xbox…
*sunglasses*
Is the one with the Halo.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE FANBOYS!!!
Um…Is it just me or is the Halo: Reach box black??
*counts people on game cover* Looks like the 360 got…
*shades*
An Overkill.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
That should teach them not to buy an xbox 360 period.
The 360 Slim cannot Red Ring. *smug as fuck*
It's funny. Don't apply realism to the picture, it just messes it up.
Ahhhhhh, the RRoD. I dunno if they fixed that issue in that slim X360, but I do know that this one eats DVDs!
That should teach you to not buy an old 360, and buy a 360 elite or 360 slim.
*looks at 360 Elite*
My 360 Elite still works a perfect as ever.
*grin*
Racist.
They went with a single red dot to cut costs.
It's the Limited/Legendary Edition. I had the same thing with my copy of Halo 3.
this is why i'm a PC gamer…. now I've just gotta get the cash for game itself… >>
not only is it a RRoD
its a 3 ring RRoD
rel="nofollow">this'll make things a little better
It's representing which Pokemon game the developers wiill buy.
This happened to me yesterday.
Maybe the 360 noticed it was being endorsed by Justin Beiber and committed suicide?
That should teach you to get an extended warranty…
It just goes to show, halo will always cause rage.
CASPAAAAAAAH!!!!! D:<
Who knew that a Xbox would do that at the perfect time?
Everyone actually.
It looks like playing Halo
*RROD*
Is just out of Reach
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…….
LMFAO, thats EXACTLY what I first thought of when I saw this.
+1 for you.
And +1 for Nostalgia Critic, wherever he may be.
all the Halo has already a warning within the title, just look at the O in Halo with a microscope and it says "may cause" followed by the dreaded ring.
Some editions came in black boxes.
Think before you speak.
its just halo reach, as much as xbox sucks, he's not missing out
Sounds like an excuse to cover up the real perpetrator
you sure you're a pc gamer? i ahvnt payed fora game in forever
You should have X-pected this from the beginning. It was out of your Reach.
(lame comment I know)
The funny thing is that, actually, the game crashes at random points on certain Xbox 360s. For no apparent reason. My coworker and at least 3 persons called today to complain that Halo Reach's Campaign would crash at some point on their Xbox. While others have no problems at all.
You'd think they'd test for that stuff before releasing the game.
Also, +1 for getting your answer to the comment question of the day chosen. :P
So a 360 is a living thing? Just like Sheila and Andy?!
i commend you for this Superb comment +1
*nods head*
Halo. Has a nice ring to it. XBox. Has a nice red ring to it.
I didn't know Wolf had a part time job as an Xbox 360…
FAKE AND GAY
Y'know, I was gonna post a "I hate Halo" post, but considering how this place IS called Halolz…
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Excellent! The first stage of my evil plan has begun! Soon everyone else with a copy of Halo: Reach will also feel the wrath of my Millennium Red Ring!
Now to move on to that new Call Of Duty game…
Hell, I've had my old pro model for years, no trouble with it at all.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*paid
The Gaming God is a cruel and unmerciful one.
If it happens to that many people you'd wonder how they missed it.
Go right ahead. CoD can die for all I care and the rage of the mainstream fanboys will amuse me.
Fact: Some used games come in to Gamestop 1 day after they're released.
NOOOOOO!!!
*Installs Reach*
Ha! I found a hole in your plan!
as for that COD game, You know its also on the PS3 right? how will you sabotage it?
Halo, in my Halolz? It's more likely than…Wait a minute.
The same way I caused all of them to fail on the same day binky boy!
Sooooo it's sentience is
*puts on sunglasses*
reaching.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
Ummmm I wanted to do a Nope joke about this but i am currently unaware of any neck the xbox may or may not have.
Guess i should tell my friend who got the 360 bundle with reach that his game isn't Real.
It looks like that 360 hates Halo so much.
Has anyone noticed Microsoft Has this thing with the words " Of Death" I mean theres the Blue screen "OF DEATH" And the Red Ring "OF DEATH"… i kinda wanna see what they'll make next, and what color they'll orientate it with
BLUE SCREEN OF DEEAAAATHHHH
-restart-
FIXED :D
CASPAAAAAAAAH YOU SHALL NOT TAKE THESE PEOPLE *Crosses the streams*
Could be worse. He could've dropped a line piece on his house.
Remember the days when the BSOD was the running joke? Those were the good old days. A simpler time, when flash animations were king and flash games were amusement for kids, not stay-at-home bored people who wanted to grind bejeweled.
…whats that? Relevance to pic? I dunno, I was trying to reach out to people.
So much for finishing the fight……
Very nice.
oh and why are you calling me binky boy? I for one despise c*** of duty and all of those fanboy kids that play it. I look forward to seeing the reaction on their faces.
Cock of Duty: Modern Gayfuck Stupid.
Yeah, I can't wait to see the look on their faces. They deserve it for trying to force me to play that shitty game.
What are you talking about? I thought this site was named TF2lolz…
They'll start making movies and you will be able to see the greenscreen of death.
I thought he was helping by stopping people playing Halo…
COD: Black Operation of Death
Testing? In modern Games?
Its WAY less likely than you think!
You forgot ahvnt (Haven't) and fora (for a)
I HATE HALO!
MAN UP AND SAY IT WITH ME!
'I was trying to REACH out to people'
I see what you did there….
*friends game dematerializes before his eyes*
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU….
OBJECTION!
That's a Killtacular (if only counting the vehicles)!
A Problem has been detected Within HALOLZ and will shutdown to prevent damage to the Site.
The Problem seems to be caused by Lack of BSOD puns.
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DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
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oh you
Lets put our differences behind us, for games, you monster.
I C WAT U DID THAR!!!1!
You shouldn't call it a monster… It will eat your games!
I got E71 when I got Reach, Fixed in a few hours but still pissed me off
Dun wury. Its k.
And what about the period?
It started as a typo, but when I noticed it, I decided to leave it as a clever Nintendo pun. Thus, it is both.
actually the only reason it cant get the red rings is because it physically DOESNT HAVE red rings in the consol…but i still want one sooo bad
LONG LIVE TF2!
Those who say that valve is ruining TF2 as an FPS with every update can SUCK IT.
Incidentally, I've had two RRoDs, and I was comped two FREE consoles by microsoft!
this is not a used game it is the display case for the game from gamestop before it came out pay attention and xbox 360 elite is the best never had problems
There is only Zuul.
It changes. At one point it was called advice(fail)lolz, at another point it was called brawlolz and at some point in time it was known as STEVE!
That would make the RGB complete! Then they make a TV series with Quattron technology! Imagine being able to see yellow on a TV that your retinas perceive as being a different color because they can only see red green and blue!
You can take a pill for that.
If this had happened to me, I'd of probably murdered someone.
one line speaks to me whenever I see light yagami
"F*CK You Matsuda!"
Microsoft doesn't test its products anymore. It releases them, has people find all the bugs and sells a "new" product with all the bugs fixed under a different name.
*cough*vista*cough*windows7*cough*
Can't let you play on that X-Box.
Win
I blame the demon.
what about that new saw game. its… (counts days on a calneder with a sexah riolu on it cosplaying as a pumpkin hooker) not even halloween yet, still som time 4 boycot