Dammit! How did Tyler Neuman know the name I gave my Xbox? He must have had Misa Amane use her shinigami eyes!
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…..no…just no
I guess he got mad that L was owning him at Halo.
Quick call the SPK!!! Kira's already killed their Xboxes too? Then god help us all…
This is sooooo bad
Riiiiight…
Shot him
inb4i'll take a potato chip and EAT IT
X Box of mastacheef6969
Time of death: 10 seconds after his next match
Cause of death: The most unholy death of all deaths.
…Crap! Too late! Must think of way to counter the inb4!…
TI TAE dna ,pihc otatop a ekat ll'I
:D
So that's why Xboxes have been dying! He wants to become god of the new consoles! He shouldn't try and do that… It will end in fatal consiquences…
No, he got mad that THIS happened…
http://www.halolz.com/2009/11/23/video-modern-war...
I'm sorry but raping you in MW2 is no reason to put my Xbox in your Death Note!
Good God No…
Plus, I hated the ending of Death Note!!
Looks like this Xbox's days
*puts on shades*
Are WRITTEN.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
…. Just as planned.
Modern Warfare: Guaranteed to turn teenage kids into serial killers or your money back.
Well played, sir.
I guess Shawn
*puts on shades*
Had better HIT THE BOOKS.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Warning: Boycotting for Modern Warfare 3 may also be a result.
OBJECTION!
XBoxes aren't living organisms, and therefore can't die from a DeathNote!
So what was the name of your Xbox? I'm going to guess Trixie.
You forget… the soul of games!
*SLAP*
YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK ANYMORE.
…Looks like techs Pun…
*SHADEZ*
Wrote its final line
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is why I put stickers on my Xbox,TO KEEP IT FROM BEING KNOWN <<
Matsuda: Huh? Oh, no, y'see I actually got a PS3!
*Slapblock*
Did you see that Kira? He attacked me!
I think KB
*Sunglasses*
is about to see the light.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Can't let you do that *Slapblock-blocks*
I saw the same video. I know how you feel.
I always thought the red ring was meant to imitate a heart attack…..
now I am sure.
Looks like MrRaccoon
*sunglasses*
joined in on the action.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Looks like this conversation
*sunglasses*
Just got interesting.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA(cough)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Giant eyes on sanvich boards, are always watching you!"
I'm sorry, I just can't take this anime seriously anymore. Not since I saw a Phoenix Wrong video where Ema did the "I'll take a potato chip…" part.
Dammit Matsuda why do they even keep you around? You'll never be useful or awesome! Specially not when they finally catch Kira!
Looks like Xyxoz…
*3-D glasses*
…where the hell did my sunglasses go?
*other pocket*
Here they are.
*sunglasses*
…needs a lozenge.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Looks like this
*Awsome Glasses*
turned into a CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nobody pays attention
*puts on Kamina Shades over his Regular Shades*
To MasterWeegee.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
completely most definitely not when they catch Kira… *ahem*
If I had to guess I'd say this is a personal favor to Ryuk. After all, if he loves apple's so much it only makes sense that he would hate Microsoft.
Looks like MasterWeegee
*puts on inferior yet still awesome glasses*
just got told.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA
…*boom*
!RAPLA TIMMAD
Boycotting Modern Warfare may also result in: Being made fun of publicly on Halolz.
…it got impaled on Shiek's pingas didn't it?
Well…since Bill Gates sold his soul to the company, every Ecksbawks manufactured has a piece of his soul in it.
Nintendo will pwn Kira with their near invincible consoles
Ask the millions of twelve year olds who mic spam obsenities about people's mothers. I'm suuuuure they've heard of it.
I think Techercizer
*Sunglasses*
got a writer's block
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!
boycotting modern warfare 2 may result in: Modern warfare 2 playing
360: I'll take a copy of Dead Rising…….and EAT IT!
Looks like I
*Puts on regular glasses then sunglasses*
wont be here for today.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S CANDLEJACK.
I saw that bit on the anime. Real "wtf" mode for a second.
ı,ll ʇɐʞǝ ɐ doʇɐʇo ɔɥıd` ɐup ǝɐʇ ıʇ¡
Candlejack? Whe
It appears that this online conversation…
*Adjusts monocle*
…Is starting to lose it's originality and enternaiment value.
INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
I think we actually managed to divide by zero over nine-thousand times.
What, because Light Yagami died?
lolololololololololololollolospoilerslolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
Also, Snape killed Dumbledore.
Looks like we
*ties shoes*
Cant say this fad anymore without starting a whole chain
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
THAT LIGHT IS A KIRA!
dammit now i can only read back to front
no he became sheiks pingas
guys i think i know where kira is
im gonna spoil this for everyone, the butler did it
thats how kids talk now days
but what will happen to all the fanboys?
ohhmm whacha saaayyy
Or in Wolf not letting him do that.
If your 360 was killed by Li- I mean, Kira (>_>), a dead 360 isn't your main worry. Naming your 360 is.
lol meme reversal lol
*sips sunglasses*
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
JUST AS PLANNED
Or Falcon Punches
Or *gets backstabbed by a spy*
Just ask Jack Thompson.
mastacheef6969
Time of death: 45 minutes after his Xbox died
Cause of death: Hung himself in despair
The ending of Death Note is simply poetic justice.
The Harry Potter thing, as was revealed in the next book, was not as it seemed.
In other words, the cake is a lie.
lets see im do this to wii >: 3
He's Matsuda isn't he? I knew we should've sp-, err, Kira checked him >.>
well then, I guess no one pays attention to
*rubber chicken*
Mudkips anymore
C-C-CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT!
Looks like most people
*eats potato chip*
Forgot what this post was originally about.
However, Ecksbawkxes aren't LIVING nor are they ORGANISMS :F :B
Shinigamis in DeathNote kill for the sole purpose of earning half of a life span, which Ecksbawkxes don't neccessarily have
/Nerd Ranting
Ooooh that you only meant weeeeellllll, well of course you did
He did not really look like a fanboy…
They DO, however, posess a sentience that lives as llong as the Ecksbawkx works. It's part of Microsoft's plan to Zombie network every computer and Ecksbawkx for MASSIVE DAMAGE to the Intrawebs. Shortly after that, Microsoft will teabag the planet.
Now all we needs a site with xbox names of online douche bags and high voiced twelve year olds (you know the one i mean)
However, I don't really think killing them with DeathNotes would make any usefulness for the Shinigamis =P
So, points proven…
Teacher: Billy, can you tell me what the square root of 25 is?
Billy: YOUR MOM!
Teacher: Correct!
what no thats just stupid kira is really in our hearts