LIGHT YAGAMI - The real reason your X-Box 360 died.

Dammit! How did Tyler Neuman know the name I gave my Xbox? He must have had Misa Amane use her shinigami eyes!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 29, 2010 · 6:57 PM 
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87 Responses to “LIGHT YAGAMI”

  1. jjenjr on January 30th, 2010 12:01 am

    …..no…just no

  2. NoChorus on January 30th, 2010 12:15 am

    I guess he got mad that L was owning him at Halo.

  3. VyseRogueKing on January 30th, 2010 12:17 am

    Quick call the SPK!!! Kira's already killed their Xboxes too? Then god help us all…

  4. htiek359 on January 30th, 2010 12:19 am

    This is sooooo bad

  5. MrRaccoon on January 30th, 2010 12:25 am

    Riiiiight…
    Shot him

  6. ArmyOfMidgets on January 30th, 2010 12:30 am

    inb4i'll take a potato chip and EAT IT

  7. OrionX on January 30th, 2010 12:39 am

    X Box of mastacheef6969
    Time of death: 10 seconds after his next match
    Cause of death: The most unholy death of all deaths.

  8. Alpar on January 30th, 2010 12:51 am

    …Crap! Too late! Must think of way to counter the inb4!…

    TI TAE dna ,pihc otatop a ekat ll'I

    :D

  9. Nowaki on January 30th, 2010 12:53 am

    So that's why Xboxes have been dying! He wants to become god of the new consoles! He shouldn't try and do that… It will end in fatal consiquences…

  10. Alpar on January 30th, 2010 12:53 am

    No, he got mad that THIS happened…

    http://www.halolz.com/2009/11/23/video-modern-war...

  11. BurnoutSpartan on January 30th, 2010 12:54 am

    I'm sorry but raping you in MW2 is no reason to put my Xbox in your Death Note!

  12. MasterLuigi452 on January 30th, 2010 12:57 am

    Good God No…
    Plus, I hated the ending of Death Note!!

  13. ArmyOfMidgets on January 30th, 2010 1:06 am

    Looks like this Xbox's days

    *puts on shades*

    Are WRITTEN.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

  14. Caelun_Niveus on January 30th, 2010 1:09 am

    …. Just as planned.

  15. NoChorus on January 30th, 2010 1:15 am

    Modern Warfare: Guaranteed to turn teenage kids into serial killers or your money back.

  16. Shawn Handyside on January 30th, 2010 1:40 am

    Well played, sir.

  17. Techercizer on January 30th, 2010 1:51 am

    I guess Shawn

    *puts on shades*

    Had better HIT THE BOOKS.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  18. Alpar on January 30th, 2010 2:08 am

    Warning: Boycotting for Modern Warfare 3 may also be a result.

  19. Alpar on January 30th, 2010 2:11 am

    OBJECTION!

    XBoxes aren't living organisms, and therefore can't die from a DeathNote!

  20. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 30th, 2010 2:31 am

    So what was the name of your Xbox? I'm going to guess Trixie.

  21. MrRaccoon on January 30th, 2010 3:09 am

    You forget… the soul of games!

  22. KiruBananers on January 30th, 2010 3:14 am

    *SLAP*
    YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK ANYMORE.

    …Looks like techs Pun…
    *SHADEZ*
    Wrote its final line

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  23. KiruBananers on January 30th, 2010 3:16 am

    This is why I put stickers on my Xbox,TO KEEP IT FROM BEING KNOWN <<

  24. aimless_void on January 30th, 2010 3:31 am

    Matsuda: Huh? Oh, no, y'see I actually got a PS3!

  25. Techercizer on January 30th, 2010 3:47 am

    *Slapblock*
    Did you see that Kira? He attacked me!

    I think KB
    *Sunglasses*
    is about to see the light.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  26. Jet_Sparrow on January 30th, 2010 4:28 am

    Can't let you do that *Slapblock-blocks*

  27. Jet_Sparrow on January 30th, 2010 4:30 am

    I saw the same video. I know how you feel.

  28. fmarulz on January 30th, 2010 5:19 am

    I always thought the red ring was meant to imitate a heart attack…..
    now I am sure.

  29. codemaster525 on January 30th, 2010 5:24 am

    Looks like MrRaccoon
    *sunglasses*
    joined in on the action.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  30. Xyxoz on January 30th, 2010 5:36 am

    Looks like this conversation
    *sunglasses*
    Just got interesting.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA(cough)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  31. Xyxoz on January 30th, 2010 5:37 am

    "Giant eyes on sanvich boards, are always watching you!"

  32. Leo058 on January 30th, 2010 12:37 am

    I'm sorry, I just can't take this anime seriously anymore. Not since I saw a Phoenix Wrong video where Ema did the "I'll take a potato chip…" part.

  33. ArmyOfMidgets on January 30th, 2010 5:38 am

    Dammit Matsuda why do they even keep you around? You'll never be useful or awesome! Specially not when they finally catch Kira!

  34. Kbman on January 30th, 2010 5:45 am

    Looks like Xyxoz…
    *3-D glasses*
    …where the hell did my sunglasses go?
    *other pocket*
    Here they are.
    *sunglasses*
    …needs a lozenge.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  35. MasterLuigi452 on January 30th, 2010 5:59 am

    Looks like this
    *Awsome Glasses*
    turned into a CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER!!!
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  36. ArmyOfMidgets on January 30th, 2010 6:09 am

    Nobody pays attention
    *puts on Kamina Shades over his Regular Shades*
    To MasterWeegee.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

  37. VyseRogueKing on January 30th, 2010 6:24 am

    completely most definitely not when they catch Kira… *ahem*

  38. ShinigmiDaikn on January 30th, 2010 7:24 am

    If I had to guess I'd say this is a personal favor to Ryuk. After all, if he loves apple's so much it only makes sense that he would hate Microsoft.

  39. Jet_Sparrow on January 30th, 2010 7:44 am

    Looks like MasterWeegee
    *puts on inferior yet still awesome glasses*
    just got told.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA

  40. KiruBananers on January 30th, 2010 3:15 am

    …*boom*
    !RAPLA TIMMAD

  41. Daifuku on January 30th, 2010 8:34 am

    Boycotting Modern Warfare may also result in: Being made fun of publicly on Halolz.

  42. Daifuku on January 30th, 2010 8:35 am

    …it got impaled on Shiek's pingas didn't it?

  43. Daifuku on January 30th, 2010 8:37 am

    Well…since Bill Gates sold his soul to the company, every Ecksbawks manufactured has a piece of his soul in it.

  44. Daifuku on January 30th, 2010 8:51 am

    Nintendo will pwn Kira with their near invincible consoles

  45. Daifuku on January 30th, 2010 8:53 am

    Ask the millions of twelve year olds who mic spam obsenities about people's mothers. I'm suuuuure they've heard of it.

  46. MrRaccoon on January 30th, 2010 5:14 am

    I think Techercizer
    *Sunglasses*
    got a writer's block

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!

  47. Acrazymonke on January 30th, 2010 5:31 am

    boycotting modern warfare 2 may result in: Modern warfare 2 playing

  48. SacroSankt on January 30th, 2010 10:48 am

    360: I'll take a copy of Dead Rising…….and EAT IT!

  49. Alpar on January 30th, 2010 12:15 pm

    Looks like I
    *Puts on regular glasses then sunglasses*
    wont be here for today.

    NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  50. Alpar on January 30th, 2010 12:15 pm

    IT'S CANDLEJACK.

  51. CapnJakeBob on January 30th, 2010 12:39 pm

    I saw that bit on the anime. Real "wtf" mode for a second.

  52. CapnJakeBob on January 30th, 2010 12:43 pm

    ı,ll ʇɐʞǝ ɐ doʇɐʇo ɔɥıd` ɐup ǝɐʇ ıʇ¡

  53. CapnJakeBob on January 30th, 2010 12:44 pm

    Candlejack? Whe

  54. Vabolo on January 30th, 2010 1:38 pm

    It appears that this online conversation…

    *Adjusts monocle*

    …Is starting to lose it's originality and enternaiment value.

    INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

  55. Vabolo on January 30th, 2010 1:40 pm

    I think we actually managed to divide by zero over nine-thousand times.

  56. Vabolo on January 30th, 2010 1:43 pm

    What, because Light Yagami died?

    lolololololololololololollolospoilerslolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo

    Also, Snape killed Dumbledore.

  57. kirbyownsyou97 on January 30th, 2010 2:00 pm

    Looks like we
    *ties shoes*
    Cant say this fad anymore without starting a whole chain
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  58. Kevvo on January 30th, 2010 3:32 pm

    THAT LIGHT IS A KIRA!

  59. rory_m on January 30th, 2010 3:34 pm

    dammit now i can only read back to front

  60. rory_m on January 30th, 2010 3:35 pm

    no he became sheiks pingas

  61. rory_m on January 30th, 2010 3:36 pm

    guys i think i know where kira is

  62. rory_m on January 30th, 2010 3:38 pm

    im gonna spoil this for everyone, the butler did it

  63. rory_m on January 30th, 2010 3:39 pm

    thats how kids talk now days

  64. rory_m on January 30th, 2010 3:42 pm

    but what will happen to all the fanboys?

  65. rory_m on January 30th, 2010 3:43 pm

    ohhmm whacha saaayyy

  66. SacroSankt on January 30th, 2010 10:57 am

    Or in Wolf not letting him do that.

  67. CapnJakeBob on January 30th, 2010 12:30 pm

    If your 360 was killed by Li- I mean, Kira (>_>), a dead 360 isn't your main worry. Naming your 360 is.

  68. TCC on January 30th, 2010 5:37 pm

    lol meme reversal lol
    *sips sunglasses*

  69. codemaster525 on January 30th, 2010 8:09 pm

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

  70. Verakun on January 30th, 2010 8:12 pm

    JUST AS PLANNED

  71. SMASHWHAMMY on January 30th, 2010 9:07 pm

    Or Falcon Punches

    Or *gets backstabbed by a spy*

  72. AuraMaster on January 31st, 2010 12:15 am

    Just ask Jack Thompson.

  73. AuraMaster on January 31st, 2010 12:21 am

    mastacheef6969
    Time of death: 45 minutes after his Xbox died
    Cause of death: Hung himself in despair

  74. AuraMaster on January 31st, 2010 12:25 am

    The ending of Death Note is simply poetic justice.

    The Harry Potter thing, as was revealed in the next book, was not as it seemed.

    In other words, the cake is a lie.

  75. Ratman_D_Ratty on January 31st, 2010 2:01 am

    lets see im do this to wii >: 3

  76. ArmyOfMidgets on January 31st, 2010 2:03 am

    He's Matsuda isn't he? I knew we should've sp-, err, Kira checked him >.>

  77. Xyxoz on January 31st, 2010 2:06 am

    well then, I guess no one pays attention to
    *rubber chicken*
    Mudkips anymore

  78. Xyxoz on January 31st, 2010 2:07 am

    C-C-CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT!

  79. Xyxoz on January 31st, 2010 2:14 am

    Looks like most people
    *eats potato chip*
    Forgot what this post was originally about.

  80. Alpar on January 31st, 2010 2:14 am

    However, Ecksbawkxes aren't LIVING nor are they ORGANISMS :F :B
    Shinigamis in DeathNote kill for the sole purpose of earning half of a life span, which Ecksbawkxes don't neccessarily have
    /Nerd Ranting

  81. AuraMaster on January 31st, 2010 12:26 am

    Ooooh that you only meant weeeeellllll, well of course you did

  82. dimomarg on January 31st, 2010 7:40 am

    He did not really look like a fanboy…

  83. Daifuku on January 31st, 2010 10:02 am

    They DO, however, posess a sentience that lives as llong as the Ecksbawkx works. It's part of Microsoft's plan to Zombie network every computer and Ecksbawkx for MASSIVE DAMAGE to the Intrawebs. Shortly after that, Microsoft will teabag the planet.

  84. Gamage on January 31st, 2010 11:40 am

    Now all we needs a site with xbox names of online douche bags and high voiced twelve year olds (you know the one i mean)

  85. Alpar on January 31st, 2010 9:46 pm

    However, I don't really think killing them with DeathNotes would make any usefulness for the Shinigamis =P
    So, points proven…

  86. Vabolo on January 31st, 2010 10:25 pm

    Teacher: Billy, can you tell me what the square root of 25 is?
    Billy: YOUR MOM!
    Teacher: Correct!

  87. rory_m on February 6th, 2010 5:04 pm

    what no thats just stupid kira is really in our hearts

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