Today, war has made freddiew a man! Although after all that aimbotting it’s hard to tell if he’s cheating or not.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 4, 2010 · 11:54 AM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
He is the son of soldier.
every boy who watches this balls drop
Meowth, That's right!
But in the next second or two, Rocket Jumping Asian boy fell to a painful, clumsy death.
That's what he gets for forgetting his Gunboats at home.
Lucky bastard. Others just moved a bit and died, and he didn't even get hit
Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes!
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Now, if he was holding it backwards… man that would have been such an hilarious fail
*throws monitor* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!
(at 1:05) It's only a model…
WOOOOOOOBUFFETT!!!
It's Team Rocket Jump! We'd better prepare for trouble.
did I hear SNIPERS WITH SUB MACHINE GUNS?
Nope.avi
I think not.
Anyone else wanna know what the first 11 moves in that book are?
MIME MIME!
Just askin, how do you put pics in comments?
*insert 5th generation pokemon here*
It looks like freddie
*sunglasses*
Just blew away the competition.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Actually this is the orgin of the rocket jump, this was before the soldier then.
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Good thing Abraham Lincoln invented stairs!
I thought gunboats only helped stop rocket jump damage, not fall damage.
Also, OH SHIZ! WE NEED TO GET THOSE TOPHATS! I PASSED 69!
This is why you don't mess with Asians. FAVORITED. SHARED. LOL'D
^ Insert contempt for all of the seasons without Misty here.
P.S. They're getting rid of Brock…
Not worth it…
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH…
Camping has to be one of them…hmm…I say that we re-construct the legendary book of ultimate moves, who's with me?
& slow moving escalators
*Insert hypothetical ROFLMAO here*
NO,I MEAN SURE THEY CAN REPLACE THE CHICK EVERY 2 SEASONS BUT NOT BROCK
1. The Rush,The original tactic of man,as they first began doing when god made us in 1885,with our Muskets
Screamin' Eagles!
OBJECTION! That M249 is a weapon devised in 1984! THE SOLDIER IS FROM 1950's!
CLEARLY THIS ASIAN SOLDIER REMEMBERED THE BADASS AMERICAN TACTICS USED TO WIN WARS, AND USED THEM. And THAT is what I wanna see, MAGGOTS.
Mentlegens.
Imagine if he said "MAGGOTS" as he flew through the air.
Watched first 30 second, noticed that it's just an 8-second animation with 8-9 second sound looped. So practically I saw everything there is to see. Am I a man now?
Do you smell that?
*sniffs deeply*
*dramatic close up of squinted, determined eyes*
-1 TROLLS!
Wait.
They're still making episodes?
Need a dispenser of BOO-YA here!
Yeah, I got nothing…
where does he get these props?!
Don't mess with these guys especially! http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm141/Willdorf… see the one on the left? that's my cousin.
Somebody stole my invention! but how did he make the repeating rocket launcher have 1 barrel? Mine had 6… I did something only to watch somebody more asian than me take it away…
Well kind of but they suck so I don't count the new ones.
2. The Headshot, The most effective weapon against zombies from 80's movies and such that walk slowly. Most effective if "BOOM HEADSHOT!" is yelled after.
Your vast knowledge of weapons and history astounds me. all hail you!!! YOUR ARE LUKE SKYWALKERS FATHER!
Ouch, I Got Blocked By Shawn.
3. The Shoryuken. Effective for eliminating stupid aerial foes, ineffective if your opponent never leaves the ground.
umad bro?
AH-FIRMATIVE. He will NOT turn my battlefield into a CAMPGROUND.
The only thing that was missing is he should have been waving his left arm around while he was in the air.
On second thought, let us not rocket jump, it is a silly way to jump.
THIS IS WAR, AND I LOVE IT!
you are a man of intelligent's
CHHHHHARGEEEE!
*runs out the camp*
*pretends to get pwned by something huge…like a TANK*
4. The FALCON PAAAWNCH: The only move you'll ever need to use, possible in all problematic scenarios…only if you're Captain Falcon.
They really DO suck. They took out everything semi-decent about the series, removed Misty and the potential love interest, added more anime-esque expressions (don't get me wrong, I like them, but only when appropriate), and STILL kept Ash as a 10 year old with no brain.
Hypothetical example:
Diglett vs Pikachu
Ash: "Pikachu, use thunder!!!"
It's got no effect on the ground type pokemon
Ash: "Whuuuuuuut?!?"
Brock: (-.-;) *whispers* DUMBASS
Me: *FACEDESK*
Also, Lyra keeps calling Dawn, "Dane" I hate BOTH characters, but it's pushing me off the deep end and being the jolly green giant I am, that's REALLY hard to do.
I'mma counter your video with one of greater lolz.
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I mean, after all, JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!?
Y'know which females from Pokemon don't suck?
Blue, Kris, Jasmine, Karen. End of story.
Speaking of pushing you off the deep end… COURAGE KRATOS!!! If I use that enough you will get angry right? Anyways… I mostly hate how I've grown up and find pokemon too childish (mostly my fault I admit) but they changed Ash's voice actor and that made me want to kick mudkips.
LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOOR!
6.The Flamethrower: remember,fire is good
was going for psychological pain not for lolz
7. Automatic weapons: Because 1 bullet can't solve all your problems so more will! which brings us to 8 and 9
8. spraying mindlessly: they will die eventually…
9. blind firing: like 8 but you won't get shot up so much.
YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE?! I—*CRICKAAAAK* AGGH MY SPIIINE
It's been 12 years…how is Ash still 10?!
Then again, I guess you could say that about Simpsons characters…
i help!
Ironically Bart Simpson in one episode asks "How has this show stayed so fresh?" to a tv screen with a parodical version of pokemon.
Blue is a ho.
Hey, just 'cause she stuffs her bra, it doesn't make her a whore!
And yet Red and Green could escape the gym leaders without stuffing their pants, I wonder why.
10. The Sentry: When you can't be in two places at once, it can be at one for you.
Yeah, good thing… too bad I have my jet pack.
But not as effective as steam-punk jet packs.
Now to see that in TF2
>Heavy: Go?
>Engineer: Nope *elongates neck*
>Heavy: Da! Charge me Doctor! *runs out with kritzkrieg charge*
*Kritzkrieg fail*
>Engineer: That there is a right shame.
Well, when you have balls (& they're not inert) USE 'EM!!!