Hax! I hate playing real life on unsecure servers.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 9, 2010 · 9:39 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Look, he's Asian. That's a good message.
This answers the question, What if life were more like video games.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX! *Monitor'd*
And this is why I don't play MW2.
http://www.dorkly.com/article/1996/videogame-char…
That too.
An admin should boot his ass!
*Readies banhammer*
HACKSSSSSS!
The only way this could be more realistic is if there were a bunch of whiny 10 year olds on microphones present.
Don't forget gay jokes, fag!
Can we switch to 2Fort? Please?!
Spy = Troll
Asian = Troll
Spy = Asian
*throws computer monitor*
All of a sudden the guy loses all of his GP, guns, XP, and all of his other shit.
Bans are a fate worse than death, but SO deserved.
Ha. My friend showed me this vid on saturday.
is it strange that an ad for the new cod game popped up when i started this?
So what does it mean if I'm Asian but I suck at video games?
Loved the bunnyhopping dude
Ooooh, nice!
*backstabbed*
Go away, I'm looking at boobies!
Instead, get mad at the Asians* who exploit the video games' glitches to become a dominant, unstoppable force of nature.
*Not all Asians do this. Just the ones that have no life outside the interwebz.
Then you must commit seppuku.
Teleporter for porn…
This is what happened in Vietnam, for the most part.
THIS IS COUNTER STRIKEEEEE!
mapchange: fy_iceworld
rag doll death
Hey, you got to use that link after all, Alpar!
console
ragequit
*clippy shows up*
"it looks like you are trying to quit life. May I suggest?
a) knife
b) pistol
c) jump the bridge
d) go emo
…You knocked my eye ou-
Haxorz used lock-on!
Noob used protect!
but it failed.
Haxorz used Boolit!
It's super effective!
Mod used BAN!
Haxorz is confused!
Haxorz used rage!
but it failed…
WUT.
O.O
Is that where you take a samurai sword and stab your chest with it?
*Gives sword*
Heeeeeeeere you go.
But… Spy = French…
*flapping dickey*
So French = Asians
No, Futurama answered that question.
That among other reasons, such as horrible balance even without hacking and whiny kids yelling through their mics.
Pfffft…amateur. I pulled off eyeball shots. On ALL my kills. Poor bastards never saw it coming. Never will either.
For starters, we'd all re-spawn after death, making war pointless. Because of this, War would cease to exist, as it would serve no function (The only reason war works is because people fear death).
People would not need to steal in order to survive, as there is no aging in video games, nor a need to eat food. Money comes naturally, as you fight random encounters. People would live at age 17-35 (estimated age of most video game protagonists), and eternal youth would exist for all.
Also… MAGIC AND GUNS!!!
Real life sucks, lets go play more video games.
Nah, this is Real-Life 2, using TF2 map mods. :D
Math doesn't lie! Especially math from the internet!
looks like…
*shades*
HHHHHHAAAAAAAXXXXXXOOOOOORRRRRZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
ZING!
Blasting off at the speed of light.
Actually I found it before you posted it as a comment.
If you noticed this, don't google 'banned pokemon episode'. Trust me… *shudder*
wait there are actually mods like this? wow that sucks :P
An asian player? something tells me he's not using aimbot after all…
oh dont worry about it, james is probably just a bit,… metrosex :P
I shall end this conversation with something that will start a new one.
Hey everyone, Fire Emblem.
James:HAIMLU! HURRRRRRRRR!
I googled it, I regret it.
Should I mention I'm both French AND Asian and have some Latino roots?
Gentlemen-sama? Nous avons toujours un problema.
I thought we stabbed the head of the guy pissing us off? That seems like a more universal solution.
DAMMIT PAULRUS!
What is this how does he even
Did he get actual implants just for one episode?
luckily I did not move the bar to the right to see James.
but seriously, why do you like torturing us so with such photography?
Remember, if they are not on your side, they are hacking, if they are on your side, they are just "really good".
Just like in fighting games, if you are winning, its all skill, if you are losing, they are being "cheap".
Reminds me of a time my friend was hacking in some stupid free fps, I called hacks, the enemy team said I was just whining because I was getting headshotted, my friend admitted to hacking =).
Reminds me of the time he used wall-hacks while playing hide and seek…
Sorry, but if you do not know jack about Fire Emblem, get out.
Please god say there isn't a Rule 34 on this….
Not even Falcon can save you from Rule 34.
Sigh…Tried to post something 3 times and 3 times I failed, and now all the good comments are taken but DAMNIT I want people to know I still exist!
I got problems were I like to say or post random things at the wrong time, just to see how people would act.
Depends on the game. Mobinogi, for example, has your max Stamina (ability to do non-magic anything) go down the longer you go without eating, and has you get fatter or slimmer depending on how much you eat.
They're inflatable.
YOURS IS A HAMMER.
That will ban all the hax0rs!
*dawns monocle*
I regret to see the aforementioned individual partake in one-sided ability enhancement to which I respond by lobbing an electronic viewing box circa 1998 towards your cranium at high velocity.
Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Not even Falcon is safe from Rule 34.
But but…. everyone likes boobies….
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Troll 'round here…
+1
YO DAWG
I HERD U LIEK +1 SO I GAVE U A +1 TO COUNTER THAT STOOPID TROLL'S -1
aka you got trolled and i +1'd you.
RULE 34 IS ABSOLUTE
not if they are on a human, creature, or situation that instills vomiting or mind f***.
boobs on real life kirby would only make the situation worse.
or simply put
a negative multiplied with a positive equals a negative.
oh ey thanks that link with a raep face. +1's for you too :B
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kthx *+1's*
Nope.avi
whats this…
another headshot?
its not just the noobs, that are crying aimbot.
Oh yeah, that fighting Pokemon episode.
*goes to geek corner in shame*