Where would we be without that faithful code? We wouldn’t have beaten Contra without it, that’s for sure!
Another epic tale of video games and rainbow unicorn stickers by The Floss!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 2, 2010 · 6:19 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
All hail brentalfloss, Creator of awesomness
Must. Enter. Code.
YOU GUYS. If you do the code on your keyboard, you get access to HALOLZ PLUS. This is so beautiful. Wow. So many good Wolf posts. And Falcon shakes your hand whenever you visit. Just wonderful.
From brentalfloss's channel:
Me: Hate to bother you with something like this, but did you decide to make that song about Rydia that you were contemplating on Twitter?
brentalfloss (about an hour later): New "With Lyrics" video coming in the next 24 hours!
Me: :D
*Contra With Lyrics*
Me: D:
Unfortunately, this is currently impossible. Modern keyboards no longer have a "Start" button.
You just got shown, who is the boss ;P
Anyway, you got owned by Brentalfloss ;P
CHEAT CODE UNLOCK:
+1 TO STATUS
FOOL! You must press Start as well!
I'll repeat, the same message twice ;P
Anyway, the same message twice ;P
Looks likes he's a Cheatra!
What was that I just said? I don't even…
That code is burned into my brain.
I must have tried it out on every Konami game on the NES. Sadly, it only worked on Contra and Life Force. It would have been real helpful in Castlevania.
this one wasnt as good as his others
if youre on a pc, look in the bottem left side of your screen
if youre on a mac, please jump off a cliff
Screw thirty lives. Imma put Qwark in a Tutu in Up Your Arsenal.
*salutes*
hail brentalfloss
If you're a dekuskrub, you're on the menu of every herbivore, carnivore, and omnivore, being a union of plant and animal.
Jon Lajoie: "Like the Contra code that he really doesnt like,
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
then B, A, B, A, Select, Start you got 30 lives.
HE SAYS THAT CHEAT'S FOR PUSSIES WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT"
Brentalfloss: D:
Ah, memories… they chase me and disturb me with unchanting glee
Sound more like "What if the Konami Code Had Lyrics?"
I think this code should be considered contraband.
this song would be a whole lot cooler to me if i actualy played contra, or was old enough to have played it when i was a kid. but this still is an awesome song, i just have no idea what its talking about.
What's the old man from Zelda doing in Contra?
Hail Bren- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-FLOSS
usad
Oh stop it Marik, we all KNEW you were trying to get 4Chan to shut this video down.
Tamatos: when you touch a flying letter S they become deadly!… for some reason : /
(P.s. finally made an account here :D)
Don't repeat, that'd be wierd ?_?
Like brentalfloss without a beard. ?_?
Why would you need the code? It's not like anyone dies on your show.
HIAL BRENTAFLOSS AND HIS GLORIOUS UTOPIAN REGIME!!!
Why is everybody rhyming?
The ridiculousness is climbing.
…Maybe. :(
It may just be a shame
That rhyme schemes come with fortune and fame. :|
Did…we just get visually raped by a crapload of purple unicorns? o_o'
That was always my least favorite level in the game.
ive never thought of it like that…
i now fear for my life and the lives of my fellow dekus
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
You get a cookie.
I love Up Your Arsenal
You obviously have not seen the greatest show in existence!
The posters keep on rhyming.
They must care about their timing.
And there's no sign… that that they are slowing… UUUUUUUAGHAAAH! rel="nofollow">
Do you mean the 'Kill Your Family Show'?
…Oh yeah, I forgot, Hank Ishtar died. Whoopsies!
I have a feeling the only reason this is below a 4 is because its hard to sing along with that chorus.
How dare you break this awesome combo!
You will now be… damn it, what rhymes with combo?
They also used it in Contra 4, although it doesn't give you 30 lives.
FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
To the man called Basket GT,
You should be more like me
and use a rhyming website
to bring others delight
for you see,
the answer was easy
you could've used the word mambo
to rhyme with combo
instead of creating a double post
and making the most
of FAIL…
Now I must sail…
BECAUSE I'M ON A BOAT!!!
Ah, mambo was the perfect word.
I really could have used that verb.
Hmmm… Mambo was a perfect word,
but it's not something I've often heard.
I've also never seen a rhyming site,
so I wouldn't know about that, right?
But now I don't see how that was really fail,
because 'combo' has a small detail:
It's one rhyming word seemed rather crass,
so you can stick it up your nose.
-You were supposed to say 'ass', brother.
Gradius, Gradius 2, Gradius 3, Gradius 5, Metal Gear solid 3 (use when fighting The End), Ninja Turtles 3 and 4. Here I got an entire list.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Konami_code_…
Ah, touché
Simon Belmont has no need for 30 lives…
Duke Devlin: "I can't believe I'm going to die on a show about f***ing CARD GAMES!"
lol, I realized that he even has the same pink headband as in the Zelda video.
*SHAKES EVERYONE* BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND PLAYER!?!?!
I still gave this 5 stars. Why?
SPREAD GUN
SPREAD GUN
MUTHAFUKA.
1:23 bottom right
…you rang?
Fool! I always have a second player around!
Holy hell!
I had no idea it was used in so many games.
That's because he now prossess Dracula's Rib.
rel="nofollow">What a terrible night to have a curse…
Oh, it beats mine. Everybody seems to think my diet consists of bombs. Personally, I prefer liver and fava beans.
+1 for HALOLZ sighting!
Brental Floss deserves his own tag.
DAMMIT!
IT DOESNT WORK ON OTHER GAMES!!!
curse you konami……
CURES YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
You're playing the wrong games friend.
Konami Code should give you a hat in Team Fortress 2.
lets do it! UP!