And the lord spoke onto Moses, “Go forth and defeat Contra, I shall give you my holiest of codes to aid you. ”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 28, 2010 · 8:21 AM
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I had another, more offensive way to end that… let's just say it involved Germany, the early-mid 1900's, and the word "Auschwitz".
respawning in that level is not suggested
So thats how he parted the the sea!
HAX!
Hacks AND blasphemy. Now what is Dr Hax Gonna throw?
Thou shalt not bitch when fragged.
Thy shall respect thy pc and thy console.
Thou shalt not use hax.
Thou shalt not team-kill… unless your teammate art being a douche.
I.Gaming is thy holy pastime, thou shalt not have outdoor activities before thee.
II.Thou shalt not be fanboyish in the name of gaming.
III.Remember thou keep holy the game release dates.
IV.Honor thy PC and thy console.
V.Thou shalt not kill steal.
VI.Thou shalt not frag…without gloating in the aftermath.
VII.Thou shalt lose graciously; thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged.
VIII.Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the gods.
IX.Thou shalt teabag only in the wake of unquestionable ownage.
there was a spaceballs cartoon that was shown on G4 like a year ago that had this!
everyone getting transported into a GTA world but with like every video game character in it instead of a normal city, all the characters only had 1hp… so they used that code to give them infinite hp and then they could defend themselves
Actually, he spammed ↓\\→A
Actually, he spammed ↓\\→A
Is it just me, or does that guy look like he was in the original Planet of the Apes?
you mean theres more then one? By god ill make millions
but my lord what if said team killing leads to lolz?
and he asked the lord to part the sea, but there was no answer and then Moses used his super meter to preform a Tatsumaki-Senpū of holy proportions parting the red sea and on that day falcon shined down on him for showing him his moves
It's not HAX if god tells you to do it. Or any other voice in your head for that matter.
Great…now burn! Burn everything to the ground!
Needs moar Falcon. :)
Strange, that's what he did to the bush…
Falcon Almighty is the one who gave him the code.
Unfortunately, he forgot the last part of the code, and the Jewish people repeatedly got their asses kicked throughout history.
oh gosh, wolf started world war two! he gave hitler better cheat codes to combat falcon!
yeah, there's like 5 of them. all the ones past the first suck, though
Also, sv_cheats was set to 0
You know, to avoid using sv_crash
Rocks
Last time I tried it to destroy the world and summon an army of rabid raccoons… and all I got was a dog following my soccer ball!
X. Thou shat not teamkill… unless it would be funny.
Fuck CAD :D
Thou shalt post tenets belonging to crappy internet comics.
ಠ_ಠ
It's not a fun level, I should know… I was there.
It's not the TARDIS, but it still travels through time and plays music.
It's all fun and games until someone loses a nut… and then you better start batting away the squirrels.
Bwahahahaha!
Are you telling me our Lord Falcon created Konami?
We're not helping you rise your E-Peen a second time…
And sorry for constantly mentioning it =P
OH SHIT
That was awkwardly worded…
God got uber pissed about the Pharoh pwning the Jews so he gave Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and then haxed the Red Sea level so they can run through. Moses then paused the game, turned off his cheats, closing the red sea behind him drowning the pharoh. God lol'd.
Preach it, brutha!
Hang on, I'm getting-
'Press Z or R twice'? What the hell does that mean?
Nah, but he did give inspiration to the all-famous Code-of-codes.
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So…
That code works on NES games??
…….
Oh WOOOW Roflcopter -__- xD
Sparta?
Try not to worry bout that mode in multiplayer,the room mods England and America_Rox always help when you PM them.
Whatever you say Alpar,just stay away from my kids and dogs <<
SPARTA!
I heard he,and every other crazy person back then in that book,talked to themselves.
XI. Thou shalt not take your best Players stock if thou sucketh.
ATHENS!
Yeah, I'm filing a restraining order.
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
XII. Thou shalt not Spawn Camp…unless the other team is being complete douches.
PATRICK!!!
The next comandment is how to turn on Noclip. Now you know how Moses parted the Red Sea ;D
Bringing the motherf*cking death by konami!