Unfortunately they didn’t have broadband connections back then. Everyone had a high ping, even our lord and savior!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 31, 2010 · 6:14 AM
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Great… in case there was any hope of me not going to hell…
Jesus was probably ahead of the queue cause he was a moderator
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unfortunately he was probably running windows '98
It got worse later though. It's taken him about 1970 years and he STILL hasn't respawned.
Yo, HeavyDDR, I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Windows '98 was the best OS of all time! OF ALL TIME!
I lol'ed
Time for hell. See you guys there.
http://nerfnow.com/comic/image/123
RAGEQUIT!!!!1!ONE
Makes you wonder if jesus lag spiked in his life, you know considering the missing years, jumping from like 5 to 20 in a chapter an all…
ALL ABOARD!
dang Leo I didn't know you had Kanye west Powers!
*fades in*
quick call the inquisition
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ALL ABOARD THE COLE TRAIN, BABY!
In his time they also had noobs that said his skills were Hax, freakin' noobs
What scares me is that there's someone out there making us go to hell… and it's not Soapdish this time.
You should see how he got kille,d then the lag was the least of his problems!
98 SE, XP, 7
The best Windows versions so far
Oh Jesus, just be honest, it wasn't lag, you just got banned for 3 days for being HAAAX!
At least that team killer Judas got kicked off the server. though Peter switching teams on me was annoying
also, Id appreciate not being voted down. I would like to get back to positive numbers
Gir: No it wasn't! :D
well, at least his connection was good enough for him to actually respawn.
I'll help! :D
Hey look! It's almost September. Maybe I should prepare something for Saturday next week…
Once he respawned he turned on God Mode and No Clipped his way out of there.
I wanna know how you got down that far in the first place…
Actually it's because he's never really bothered to wanna join a game of Earth again, after Judas backstabbed him.
Now to just get a Bridget picture, and we should have every old gaming joke here on Halolz.
<img> ;http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/sonic/sonic.jpg<img> You're too slow!
Sometimes words are best spoken through the internet. +1 !
You don't even need to ask after saying that beautiful first paragraph. +1
Inb4everyoneisgayforBridget
On the third day after his team kill Jesus Christ was respawned, only to die for no apparent reason within the day. Afterwards Jesus Christ ragequit from mankind.
Amen.
Shawn may not have that much nuts this time around sadly.
XP Ice. Argument ended.
inb4xisaspah.andpeelz.andihatex.andxiscredittoteam.andi'moutofideas.
CHOO CHOOOOOO! :D
It took God seven days to create the Earth and Heavens.
It usually takes me seven days to give up on any idea I have in mind.
Well, at least I know now I'm not the only one heading there for lol'ing at this.
I haven't felt this horrible since this
Wow, this has been my sig on GameFAQs for the past 2 years. It's about time Shawn looked at my profile!
I think not…they say he's the son of the Great Admin!
he level jumped most likely
If you had said something stupid enough to be voted down, asking people to be nice woudn't help but, your new comment…i can't vote down such wise words.
Redemption time.
I'll bring the cookies.
That's kinda why I didn't bother last year. Shame it can't be an anniversary of sorts, like 'Controversy Day' or something.
He didn't die the second time though.
He just went to a different zone, and sometimes spawns in a grilled cheese to surprise nubs.
Basically? This comment is made of WIN
I guess that's where the term "miracle" comes from.
Dear sir, you’ve given me the greatest case of an actual lol that I had in about a year. Thank you.
Do I count as helping?
You deserve to be in our ranks. Im a nice guy, So I help you get there.
That Judas is a SPY!!
+1, you deserve it.
P.S. If you manage to get 69 e-peen NOW, you will most likely be the most epic man on halolz.
Oh.
That's just bad.
It wasn't a lag.
He was just having a farting contest with C. Falcon in that cave or whatever.
But he was keep losing to Falcon due to not drinking Falcon Punch.
that was truly the best spoken…. thing ever…. +1 good sir, +1
How about this Inquisition?
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You should make a comment nao. You will get… quite a boost
HOLY LORD IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
It took Zorc longer to respawn, so quit complaining.
http://www.halolz.com/2010/08/06/starcraft-ii-mot…
well at least he didn't have to wait 68 years to play the game.
Yeah. It make me feel sickened to laugh, but I couldn't help myself.
Captain Falcon doesn't need to respawn.
you mean the one you just lost?
Should I bring the snacks?
Fuckin' lags, how do they work?!
For he is to epic to die
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, holy shit, from -73 to 99… You are EPIC
now all I need is the fancy gear and Ill be good to go.
only one comment and you turn your negative e-peen into one that skip the magical 69p.
This is a miracle, i shall now wrote a book so everyone will forever remember your epicness.
104 now dude. holy crap!
Mentlegen. I Shall bring the Marshmellows.
Aw man. Knowing Hell, everything will be closed but the Glue Factory.
Fuckin botter.
oh come on! I've been sitting at 99 for like a month and you jump the gun just like that!? I DEMAND REPARATIONS! >:U
And that comment is too win to spell "too" correctly.
Exacly I've been at this for (insert the man in the picture above) knows how long.
Nothing personal; I JUST HAD TO SHUT HIM UP. Micspamming bastard. Kept screaming things like we're going to hell.
wow…. my old art looks like shit. :I
wait you even pass the 100?!!!
For some reason, I read that as Gary Busey.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME
Dude, You need to be part of, The forums, Skype, Tf2 halolz sever, Etc.
NOW!
Jesus is a freaking cheater!
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Wow. I think I like that one better than the original!
He is the most intresting man in the web, He doesn't always post, but when he does, he posts on halolz.
apparently some of my other comments didnt go over so well with the community. you can look at my previous posts to figure out where that happened
But he was so helpful! Remember that time he managed to feed all of us 4000 times from one dispenser? And all the rival teams that switched sides when he was around! And don't even get me started on that water-walking bug!
-78 to 107, you magnificent bastard had this all planned didn't you?!
One ticket plz!
HA! You didn't say inb4CSIOneLinerYeah!
Looks like Jesus's noclip
*glasses*
was nogood!
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
And then, Jesus returned to lurk the servers, saw an user sick with the plague of negatives and held his keyboard, suddenly, it was clear for chetoos8 what to do as he wrote the comment Jesus passed on to him. That comment not only cured his epeen from the negatives, but even got chetoos8 to over 100. And we all rejoiced at this miracle.
Amen.
Seriously though, Jesus image and a guy goes from even lower than negative 70 to over 100! It's gotta mean something! D8
Ask Soapdish.
He's the one who's in charge with tickets.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!??!?!!?
*head explodes*
Part of me almost wishes I could rise to the occasion like that.
Shit, I forgot that.
Getting that much e-peen so qucikly…..All I can really say is…..
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Thank you!!
I was singing that in my head while watching the first video. XD
HAAAAAAX
Forget man, he's the most interesting gary oak.
I helped you out dude
I got a boot to the head for the largest e-peen boost ever.
*Sniff" I detect a troll here.
It is better to sell tickets in hell, than serve in heaven.
You're getting 5 billion to 1 there.
I dont have a PC copy of TF2, and I dont have time to be on skype, but I will try to get to the forums. is there a special way to log on? my log in info doesnt seem to work.
As a strong Christian currently at Bible College who has dedicated my life to Jesus' cause…
I find this…
Fantastic.
Even I with this high number e-peen admit you to be Epic
thanks for the acknowledgment dude