Did you try playing StarCraft 2 on launch day? Arc v2 did and got this poorly estimated wait time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2010 · 2:34 PM
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That’s a long time and this is the first comment!
Reminds me of the server debacle when the Halo: Reach beta opened up.
Or the WoW release.
Nerds across the country waiting… waiting…
Its out!
Oh wait, nothing works…
Hilarity if you werent one of those waiting by their computers for 2 days
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Alright, who's the jerk that told Blizzard about Valve time?
Starcraft II on preorder -- $79
68 years of internet connection -- $40,000
Losing your first match in 3 minutes to a Zergling Rush? Priceless
Theres some things money cant make you rage over. For everything else, theres Blizzard
So if we do the math. Each player would be playing for 108 days straight.
Shoot. I'm just gonna keep my computer on forever instead of waiting like that.
And son of a BISCUIT, my epeen skipped 69 ;_;
And now you know why additional pylons were needed… But guess what?
THEY DIDN'T LISTEN!!!
WoW: Cataclysm on preorder -- £17.91
Hours Spent grinding to Level 80 -- 26 Days
Realising that all your hard earned gear is now useless? Priceless
Theres some things money cant make you rage over. For everything else, theres Blizzard
Coincidentally, 2078 is the year Blizzard announced to release Starcraft III. But everyone knows they won't deliver. We might however, get Diablo III that year.
D: Maybe delete a comment? Would that help?
Mark your calendar for August 14, 2078!
Buying TF2 on one of its promotional weekends -- $5
Getting constant updates that add significantly to the game -- $0
Being part of a fanbase that includes visual and aural artists, modders, YouTube memers, and all-around cool people -- Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. That's because Valve isn't a heartless moneygrubbing corporation like Infinity Ward or Blizzard.
It is called an EDIT button.
You should know that at such an e-peen level.
Still not as long as waiting for Duke Nukem Forever. Bam.
it'll come out with episode 3
A competition to who dies first. You, or the game?
It says 69 when I look at it…
The good thing about that game, though, is they tell you how long it'll be before the game comes out right in the title!
Hooray, some magical e-peen fairy has granted my wishes! :D
Edit: DAMN YOU E-PEEN FAIRY, DAMN YOU TO WHEREVER FAIRIES ARE DAMNED.
:< I am a sad sociopath.
HEMAD.
It takes 400,000 years to release starcraft 2, For twelve seconds.
Long live Valve.
"Starcraft II is coming out?!"
"It's going to be legen… wait for it…. DARY!"
And so, Arc v2 started playing. He was having more orgasms than Paris Hilton, just so he didnt have to leave and reach his daily fap quota. And then…
"It's almost done loading! I'm about to play Starcraft II on a release day!"
And then…. BALLZ IN YA FACE!!
inb4dukenukemforeverjokes
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get to play StarCraft again…
…IN A HUNDRED YEARS!!! Aaaahahahahaha!
Starcraft 2 Chapter 1; 18 more months before you get an intermede with Protoss and another 18 before the world is really saved. Or will it be?
It's like Duke Nukem Forever!
I'm calling HAX on that.
Pyro = Firebat?
Demoman = Vulture?
There's no more Firebats. Neither Vultures. Instead, they made love together and had an offspring called Hellion.
The more you know.
I was Hoping I wouldn't get any comments. For that this is your punishment Marzen.
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*evil laugh in the Background* >=D
Didn't think there was, but I didn't know. I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO BUY IT LIKE YOU PEOPLE. D:
BUT COMMENTS ARE AWESOME, WHYYYY-
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You people don't Understand. I don't want reply's because my dog died.
MY DOG DIED. I'M REALLY PISSED.
You're right, I don't understand.
It's alright, I should just learn to get over it.
Also im sorry for the links, Although I found the second one not so disturbing. Can you forgive me for the links.
Also I smell a troll around here.
And knowing is half the battle!
Oh man, 68 years! But I want to call people noobs and fags right now!
That's what TORRENTS are for!!
Quite the competition indeed.
Also, I lost
More like Duke Nukem Nevar lolololol.
/ignoring inb4
Gabe Newell fat joke here.
Dough children. It's the only explanation.
YES, at last the game's out! Now I just have to log in to battle.net and-
*Dr. Evil appears*
"I'm holding your login in que for"
*Dramatic music/close up*
"One Hundred Billion Hours!"
*Pinky to mouth*
I would say something, but everyone else is a hater and will just -1 hammer the living shit out of me.
It's okay, man. I forgive you, we can get through this.
I'm glad. Oh before I forget don't explore the website in link two.
Do a translation and you won't have a negative E-peen.
Looks like someone's been taking lessons from the windows file copy programmer. http://xkcd.com/612/
Vegeta, how many days will it take for us to finally play StarCraft 2?
….OVER 9000! *crushes mouse*
Raging and Episode 3 pushed back a week here
Actually Tifa, I JUST played Starcraft 2 for the first time. And there ARE Firebats… No Vultures, I believe, but there are totally Firebats. They're called the same thing, too. They just look ridiculously different.
you must redeem yourself and prove thineself to the mighty god of falcon.
you waited for almost three days outside best buy for starcraft II to come out. you fight a group of nerds to get to the checkout and leave the store with a copy. by the time you get home, finally load it up, and go online, you find you have to wait 69 years before you actually play it.
then you get an email with the message saying "THIS GAME IS FKKN AWESOME!!!" who sent you this email?
gary motherfucking oak.
Ahh, good times.
Time is only relative. Starcraft, is not. NERD RAGE