Now that’s what I call a side quest!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 24, 2010 · 11:19 AM
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219 Responses to “SORA’S FIRST TIME”
*SLURP* *SLURP*
Can't let you sue that, Disney!
ninja STDs? Btw wouldnt this be considered pedophilia… wait….how old is yufie anyway?
16.
-claps- Amen to that! AMEN! -manly tears-
Unfortunately, I am going to have to challenge that statement. Have you ever viewed one of her 'concerts,' AKA strip show? Every song, she loses more and more clothing. Sister watched it. last song she was literally in panties and a sports bra. And Disney continues to air her show. Hell, they even gave her ANOTHER season.
I am, unfotunately, going to challenge your 100 peens-of-e, by labeling your arguement as:
Invalid.
I thought they were going to appease the one-eyed monster, amirite? ;D
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Wait, why do you watch Disney? O.o
I'm pretty sure the shadow is a cloaked spy, as can be seen by the cigarette sticking out.
Sora's greatist adventure…
Yet.
Lets hope sora doesnt encounter the Silly Tree Dolphin heartless on his "Adventire"
*gigglesnort*
Actually he is about 14 at the time. The booklet that comes with the game says so.
Rule 34 in Halolz?
Sora doesnt use materia…
OBJECTION! He is 15 in 1, and 16 in KH2
Ill wait until KH2, then she is legal!
err…
If ninjas are quick, then would that mean Yuffie wouldn't last long (if you know what I mean, and I know you do!)?
It's more likely than you think.
Maybe it's a one-eyed dragon?
It's either an instrument similar to a clarinet, or something those hot chicks do in their free time. I think it's the former, but I'm not sure.
I think I'll steal your root beer if he gets your milkshake.
You'll never catch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
*WHEEEEP*
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!
NOPE.
Good thing you know how to spell "THAT" word.
Kingdom Tarts: Carnal Memories.
Coming Soon.
*Strange Snipe*
Thanks for standin' still wanka.
I think Sex is a Peanut Butter delivery business. Of course I wouldn't know,I don't eat peanut butter.
Way too likely.
YUS HE DOES ITS IN HIS BUSTERKEYBLADE AND OMG CLOUD IS SO AWESOME AND- *fanstroke*
Its early enough in the game that its worth it :\\
STOP FANBOYING
HOLD IT, Kairis 12 though o_o
So isn't Sora a pedo?
Yes you are.
Maybe its a Two Eyed dragon called Herpes <_<
Your drinking sewer sludge Missinko.
YOUR LIKE THOSE DAMN CHICKENS IN ZELDA.
But Squall is watching…
Why everyone be stealin' my drinks??? T~T
What's left for me to drink, water?
I don't follow.
I didn't even know Hannah Montannah was still on.
If Disney stops airing Hannah Montanna, they will have to deal with many many little rabid, annoying fangirls.
Still invalid?
*Cloud walks in*
…Nope
PICKLE SURPRISE!
Read their official bios.
Sir, are you suggesting that Disney is for kids?
….Nope.
Rated R for Retarded.
O.O just saw it
Looks like Sora needs to watch out, or the spy will start sappin' his dispenser…
It's a spy!
The invalidation of your comment is based upon the fact that:
"Disney is a portion of this game. That means Sora and Yuffie can not has their secksy tiems."
I challenged this with Miley Cyrus, calling her 'concerts' a strip show, not Hannah Montanna, the actual show.
Still Invalid.
P.S. Why did you wait until 100 e-peen to add the top hat and monocle?
P.S.S. How did you know that I was talking about Miley/Hannah? Are you a fan of her strip-- I mean concerts? =3
P.S.S.S. Has anyone else noticed how my avatar shows how i feel about constantly 1-upping Alpar?
No but we have DVR and an 11-year old sister. Close enough.
WRONG!! She is 14, and so was Sora in KH1. I was off by a year.
I was off by a year. He is 14 in KH1. Check the game's manual.
My older brother did my geography homework for me and wrote it several times. So I think sex is a type of sedimentary rock.
…and chlamydia.
No, This is Patrick.
*counter snipe*
Wave G'bye to ya head, wanka!
You still have your tea. On second thought, I'm taking it.
You'll never catch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Well, she needs some items that increase her stamina, and he may need some protective armour.
That was a robot decoy, the real me was right behind you. *Backstab*
Dead ringer. *backstabbed*
well..there goes my favorite games >.<
Wall Squall is watching you get seduced.
Alpar, you may be getting a new personal troll.
Or he could just order a Spychecker for 19 refined metal…..
HEIL SPELLCHECK!
Riku: I don't believe you, There's no way.
Sora: Really! I did! It was amazing!
Riku: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure……
The game's full of Disney characters. The fact that there's hidden messages isn't new.
Not likely enough!
It's illegal in certain countries, but not all.
CHECK THE INTERNET,
He's 9001 in KH1.
Speak for yourself. ;)
I miss Tom. And Moltar.
-burned both of them-
Hudda hudda huh!
"…for it is breaks the laws of Halolz."
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*"…for it breaks the laws of Halolz."
HOLD IT!!
You couldn't possibly steal both drinks. With only one hand to carry each drink, you would be sploshing and spilling everywhere, leaving you with nothing to drink.
Therefore, you WILL leave me my rootbeer. You can take the tea.
*respawn as heavy, minigun'd*
I WAS TOLD WE WOULD BE FIGHTING MENTLEGEN!
At least he won't surpass PotatoClock. He was the worst.
He'd better do so, or he'll get killed. With the Pyro's axe.
No, I'm serious, he'll f***ing do it.
P.S.S.S.S. Have either of you noticed you've been spelling "Montana" wrong the whole time?
Haha!
PotatoClock set the record!
*BONk'D*
It's starting to bore me how much you suck.
And Sara. The only female in fictional geekdom cool enough to not stay in a kitchen..but staying in a computer doesn't sound much better.
And now we know why we call her..
….Meh. It doesn't work like this.
P.S.S.S.S. My monocle and tophat were active since 69.
P.S.S.S.S.S. Who else would you have been talking about?
*respawn as Engineer*
Nope.
Or maybe he should switch to Sol-
Nevermind, they're too explosive, if you catch my drift ;D
OBJECTION! I poured the root beer into a bottle and put a cap on it. I came back and took your tea, which I then put into another bottle.
-sees a flying Medic-
Look! It's a bird! No a plane! No, it's Ubermensch!
Huh?
Not funy man. http://fakepokemon64.deviantart.com/favourites/#/…
P.S.S.S.S.S.S What's with all the PS's?
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. I was thinking about your CoF icon
And it turns out…
SHE'S A HE!
funy?
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. I don't care that much about my CoF icon. Nobody else seems to have a monocle but Drac.
Must be doing that wrong then :/
IT'S A TRAP!
SPELL-SICKLE!
*greatist
**greatest
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. I have one!
Is it just me, or Does Yuffie seem to get hotter every time I look at this?
*gasp*
I'm usually so good about my grammar. I tip my hat at you, good sir.
+1
*During mini game*
There's a round (oval) hole. Maybe something fits here.
Not as bad as a Demoman. He's like if you lit a match in a methane tank.
Sorry, "funny".
OBJECTION! I refer you to my witness, David Hayter! http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/…
MISSINKO!
I dunno how late I am, but CONGRATS ON THE 69 EPEEN!
-sheds manly tears-
so HARD
LMFAO innuendo.
True.
-cover blown-
Dammit!
FOOL!! You've activated my trap card!
AND SEPHIROTH WAS 1337 IN PONG
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Postscripts: You're doing them wrong!
Mrs. Yufie your trying to seduce me!
Who would ask something so stupid!
In the time you have spent yapping, I have made all your beverages belong to me.
P.S.s.S.s.S.s.S.s. I have one, it is just very, VERY, difficult to see…
He was trying to backstab Yuffie!
…wait…
WHAT YOU SAY?
T~T
This is getting awkward!
And who have you gotten with, Sir AuraMaster?
"Of course I know what sex is… what are you talking about… its some sort of cake?"
Press triangle to cancel.
…
Triangle wasn't pressed very often.
LOL. I see what you did thar.
Screw you guys!
I suck with spelling just like Mr. Raccoon!
My ex-girlfriend a few years back.
…And it's working! :D
Thank ye, thank ye. Now…I must journey to the far corners of the globe to collect the fragments of the all powerful monocle and top hat!!!
DAMN STRAIGHT!
…The mascot doesn't bat.
Perhaps you meant to say "the face of the franchise"?
He must have set the bar pretty low then. All the way at ground zero!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*You're
Okay, I thought he was just going to journey for a fish taco…
You have no chance to quench thirst. Make your time.
HA HA HA.
Bulma: "OH GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!"
Some of you guys sound like you have bladder problems…
Make sure to flush and wash your hands. You don't know where that pop-star has been…
Psh, are you KIDDING?!? This just made it more EPIC!!! Whoot!!! ADVENTURE!!! Let's do that again!!!
I'd backstab her. 'Til she couldn't walk.
…Anyone else hear a motorboat?
Now have her do it to me.
I'd certainly hope so!!!
Furry Lucario + Young Girl + Bedroom + "backstabbing" = Pedobear?
I'd tap the "O" button till it broke…then keep tapping.
I'M GOING FOR THE HIGH SCORE!!!
Or maybe for nachos.
And yet, Sora still goes through with it.
The way I see it, there are three possibilities.
1. A Spy
2. A Spy disguised as a different Spy.
3. Captain Falcon disguised as a Spy.
Ahh.
Sorry if I brought up a painful memory.
That's what she said.
Or you could just get some from the Pyro.
HEY!LISTEN!
What time is it…….
ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As you know this particular segment needs a substantial amount of a certain Japanese copula, and in fact even this and all other things are of no exception.
Well, I know that cleavage is the splitting (or tendency to split) of a crystallized substance along definite crystalline planes, yielding smooth surfaces.
Well, at least Kairi knows my keyblade is bigger than yours!!
Nah, it's cool. We're still good friends.
Cool
Hmm…
Agreed.
You do know, however, that this makes you my rival?
Who is she and why is she saying dirty things?
And is she hot?
Well, at least it ain't a SharPEDO, ehh? Ehh? -backburner'd-
4. Wolf disguised as a Spy
5. Captain Falcon disguised as Wolf disguised as a White Spy disguised as a black spy disguised as a RED Spy disguised as a BLU spy.
We'll call it a tie.
…is getting with YUFFIE really 'lucky'?
I guess not, but he DID get some. That's all I was saying really.
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
HEY!LISTEN!
…No, not that one.
…Not that one either.
…Nope wrong again.
well I'm bored wanna go fight evil or something?
all his shits gunna get stolen when he wakes up though.
.avi
Don't worry Rorschach Kirby!
I just shot down a troll that attacked you!
WHERES MAH FACE :D! *translation: thanks megaman you got a +1 too.
Between you and Me, I think this is just some weird dream sequence… Yeah, any minute He'll wake up… Why? Well hell, it's Disney for cripes sake.
Sara…. Sara…… I will need a picture for reference, cause a spy sapped my memory.
Stay Gold.
*bang*
wait… why would you want to see flapjacks tits? o-O…. Great now im thinking of flapjack shirtless… my eyes hurt… T_T
She's whoever you want her to be, buddy. ;)
Late post is late but uh….She'd be a Ms….She isn't/never got married…as far as we know >.>
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Looks like he finally got the key that will open THIS chest.
Oh sweet, an adventure!, I love adventures, questing, slay-
…oh, it's about sex, pfft, thats stupid
It's funny because he has the voice of a 9 year old! and that girl is like 16 with the body of a 9 year old as well! Oh ho ho. There is no such thing as big breast in Kingdom hearts! (Note: In the game her legs are pretty wide open during a cutscene with here sitting on that bed)
Sora clearly got TOO adventurous, as Yuffie doesn't seem to have her leg brace, uh, thing yet.
OBJECTION!
This submission couldn't possibly be funny, for it is breaks the laws of Halolz. I refer you to article A, pulled from the "Rules of Halolz" page.
19.-Motivationals: don't repeat what the picture said!
20.- Motivationals are good when they don't repeat what the pic says!
As my closing argument, Mentlegen, this submission trashes our holy laws, and MUST be put to death the form most befitting of the Internet.
*sip*
I can think of about 50 things that can go wrong here.
Anyone up for some dungeon crawling?
Well! Well…. Uh…. Actually, I have nothing funny to say about this. It's just sort of disturbing…
It's dengerous to go alone, use this condom!
48 are heartless.
The other 2 are STDs
Now we know that Yuffie is a pedofile.
^
Spell Flail
…but a bitch aint one.
AAAAAAGH WHOSE SHADOW IS THAT
I would try to think of something witty to say, but only one thing comes to mind: Lucky bastard.
*Flapjack voice* ADVENTURE!!
Thou has a good point my good sir, but I'm quite sure the good lads on this site have more then one other repeating motivationals pictues.
*sips at my spot of tea, then grabs a giant straw and drinks your milkshake"
Ceiling Cat's, he's now watching you have sex as well!
*Grammar Backstab*
*dangerous
*fail
… You got blood on my suit.
Wait…
Nevermind, their both Minors.
And that Shadow is Pedobear.
He's going to wake up with his inventory stolen if he goes through with it.
For this adventure we will go to a cave and slay a dragon.
Yuffie: Hey big boy, mind if I fondle your materia balls?
Sora: :D
*Takes materia and ninja vanishes*
Sora: :D…………. STUPID STUPID STUPID!
/yuffie troll face
Yuffie's 16, you know.
Ceiling Cait Sith (and indirrectly Reeves…) is watching you….
Gamble underage. Shame on you!
i guess soras gunna show her his keyblade
Sora is 14 when he meets her, she's 16. No problem right?
Wrong, Sora was just confused by her boyish looks. He bats for the other team so hard he could be the damn mascot.
Press O to ride.
Yes, an adventure, now pull out your keyblade.
…No, your other one.
…NO, your "other" one.
…This is gonna take a while…
Tifa.
He. Drinks. Your. Milkshake!
*gasps*
How DARE you, good sir?
*takes out a white glove, and smacks you*
Moar liek Fapjack, amirite
Son, I am disappoint.
Yep
Too old, to begin the training!
He drinks it up!
No, moar liek Crapjack, amirite.
And Sora's about 8 at that time.
Silly Halolzers. Disney is a portion of this game. That means Sora and Yuffie can not has their secksy tiems.
Ever.
What is this "sex" you speak of? I believe it is foreign to us gamers.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Pedophile*
O.O
O.o
-.-
Well, Another game ruined for me.
ADVENTURE TIME!
Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!!!"
Me: "Flapjack, TITS or GTFO!!!"
Falpjack: (TT^TT)
Me: "Your show sucks BTW. Toonami broadcasts or GTFO!!!"
So, it's like this?
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