AMBITION - There are quests, and then there are Japanese Quests

Well, you can’t blame the Japanese for setting their sights a little higher!
By Ryan Smith, and for those wondering… the game is Adventures of Musashi

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 4, 2009 · 2:21 PM 
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  1. MasqueNoMercy on February 4th, 2009 7:23 pm

    well… its what i would have been thinking if i was going to try to defeat someone… just some random girl coming out and being like… "you won! i am so impressed… people who are victorious make me so horny!"

  2. stin on February 4th, 2009 7:29 pm

    japanese quests are the best

  3. MrRaccoon on February 4th, 2009 8:23 pm

    Great ambitions, you has them!

  4. MrRaccoon on February 4th, 2009 8:24 pm

    Your comment is made of win

  5. MasqueNoMercy on February 4th, 2009 8:53 pm

    thats also what she said

  6. omgwtfbbq on February 4th, 2009 9:29 pm

    He's sure he's defeating that guy, but not sure he'd get laid?

    Anyway, this reminded me of the Despair, Inc. AMBITION poster.
    http://www.despair.com/ambition.html
    Yeah, I'd sooner go with getting laid. Hurry up and make this into a poster!

  7. kenpachi15 on February 4th, 2009 9:39 pm

    youre right its has a bunch of categories but says uncategorized still a funny pic the look on his face is magical so much hope in that little man

  8. Shawn Handyside on February 4th, 2009 9:48 pm

    Ah I use "foreign object" for foreign stuff (witty, right?) and "uncategorized" is for any game too obscure to get it's own tag!

  9. BlueChameleon on February 4th, 2009 9:50 pm

    The real question -- does he succeed in his epic quest? If so, pics?
    No, not defeating Kojiro…

  10. Burnt Eyes on February 4th, 2009 10:43 pm

    Right on little dude! Perform your quest! Oh, and defeat Kojiro as well.

  11. g1drake on February 4th, 2009 10:54 pm

    AMBITION is good

  12. MexicanJuice on February 4th, 2009 7:10 pm

    Bah, if it was Gaimon, the get laid hope would be easily acheived.

  13. Jkrswild on February 4th, 2009 11:12 pm

    Well….it's always good to keep one's hopes up…even though the guy looks 10 yrs old

  14. Darcus on February 5th, 2009 12:57 am

    LOL FYI you start off as a little kid in the game. I never beat it, but in the beginning there's a girl next door who you apparently promised to marry when you return.

  15. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on February 5th, 2009 2:05 am

    This made me lol a lot… but then the thought of some little kid just shouting that out somewhere in real life… priceless. xD

  16. omgwtfbbq on February 4th, 2009 9:32 pm

    Sorry for the doublepost, but I had to mention…
    Looking at the tags, there's "foreign object." Ell oh ell.
    It's also categorized as uncategorized. What's up with that?

  17. Stealthbladez on February 5th, 2009 5:48 am

    according to this….NO SHIT!!!!!

  18. AaronHong on February 5th, 2009 2:09 pm

    When I saw the name Kojiro I prettty much figured the name Musashi was involved… what? I thought everybody knew the legend…

  19. Riot on February 5th, 2009 3:51 pm

    actually i don't.
    And whan i see "kojiro" i think only of "last blade".
    anyway lol at pic. there are numerous games like those -- eastern games that may or may not be good, but never made it to usa due too the adult themes in them.

    …at least, i think thats the reason why this game never got officially tramslated.

  20. darcus on February 5th, 2009 4:02 pm

    really though, as far as I've played it the game is very tame in language and graphics. It's like playing pokemon, except instead of a rival you get a girl that obsesses over riding your pole.

  21. Random Man on February 5th, 2009 5:33 pm

    I'm giving you a virtual high five for that comment

  22. omgwtfbbq on February 5th, 2009 11:23 pm

    Does she really? And do you satisfy her request…?

  23. omgwtfbbq on February 5th, 2009 11:28 pm

    I see what you did there.
    But I really think this could've had many more tags, including Anime, Awkward Moments, Cock Joke, Growth Spurt, Ninjas, No Caption Needed, Spiritual Enlightenment, True Love, and Weird.
    Oh wait, not "including…" That's all of them.

  24. darcus on February 5th, 2009 11:37 pm

    I was speaking figuratively. Although tbh a pokemon game with sex sounds incredibly erotic. espcially if you can go at the pokemon too. Just wandering around in tall grass and you stumble upon some trainer getting boned by her Quilava oh man… That's so hot I think I need to fap.

  25. MrRaccoon on February 5th, 2009 11:47 pm

    I think I saw a game like that on Newgrounds

  26. darcus on February 6th, 2009 2:50 am

    I will perform one of a multitude of illicit acts on your nether regions if you provide a link.

  27. AuraMaster on February 6th, 2009 7:31 am

    Oh, Japan… Where would comedy be without you?

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  29. Paiv on February 6th, 2009 8:41 pm

    Wow; Ryan Smith, you have officially won 13 complimentary internets for producing a comment with SEVEN REPLIES.

  30. Ugetwatuwant on February 6th, 2009 10:58 pm

    It`s not a game It`s a movie and It`s ….good I think here is the link it got some jokes to nintendo games and It has pokemon snap xxx X3
    oh and even a 10 year boy can get laid XD
    oh i almost forget here is the link enjoy your fap http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476976

  31. AdamSakuru on February 7th, 2009 12:30 am

    Word!

  32. darcus on February 7th, 2009 12:55 am

    That's funny considering no less than three of them were mine.
    Although thank you I will use those 13 internets to store maor funny pics.

  33. MrRaccoon on February 6th, 2009 10:39 pm

    eh… no thanks .-.
    I can't remeber where was it, but sure it is on newgrouds, there's anything on there

  34. MrRaccoon on February 7th, 2009 4:20 am

    Oh yeah, now I remember, that's exactly what I was talking about XD
    nin10d'oh! if I remember

  35. omgwtfbbq on February 8th, 2009 12:54 am

    See that's what annoyed me about the Mystery Dungeon series: you can't MAKE EGGS.

  36. AuraMaster on February 10th, 2009 9:35 am

    What word?

  37. AuraMaster on February 10th, 2009 9:37 am

    And since this guy is Japanese, he has an even littler man!

  38. Star Wolf on February 24th, 2009 12:18 am

    Can't let you get laid, Musashi!

  39. kikkoman on March 8th, 2009 6:19 am

    which is ALSO what she said.

  40. AuraMaster on October 4th, 2009 10:56 pm

    When I see "Kojiro," I replace the K with a C and think of a blue chicken.

  41. AuraMaster on October 4th, 2009 10:58 pm

    Speaking of doing the nasty with Pokemon, am I the only person that thinks Tangela screams "tentacle rape"?

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