
Well, you can’t blame the Japanese for setting their sights a little higher!
By Ryan Smith, and for those wondering… the game is Adventures of Musashi
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well… its what i would have been thinking if i was going to try to defeat someone… just some random girl coming out and being like… "you won! i am so impressed… people who are victorious make me so horny!"
japanese quests are the best
Great ambitions, you has them!
Your comment is made of win
thats also what she said
He's sure he's defeating that guy, but not sure he'd get laid?
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Anyway, this reminded me of the Despair, Inc. AMBITION poster.
http://www.despair.com/ambition.html
Yeah, I'd sooner go with getting laid. Hurry up and make this into a poster!
youre right its has a bunch of categories but says uncategorized still a funny pic the look on his face is magical so much hope in that little man
Ah I use "foreign object" for foreign stuff (witty, right?) and "uncategorized" is for any game too obscure to get it's own tag!
The real question -- does he succeed in his epic quest? If so, pics?
No, not defeating Kojiro…
Right on little dude! Perform your quest! Oh, and defeat Kojiro as well.
AMBITION is good
Bah, if it was Gaimon, the get laid hope would be easily acheived.
Well….it's always good to keep one's hopes up…even though the guy looks 10 yrs old
LOL FYI you start off as a little kid in the game. I never beat it, but in the beginning there's a girl next door who you apparently promised to marry when you return.
This made me lol a lot… but then the thought of some little kid just shouting that out somewhere in real life… priceless. xD
Sorry for the doublepost, but I had to mention…
Looking at the tags, there's "foreign object." Ell oh ell.
It's also categorized as uncategorized. What's up with that?
according to this….NO SHIT!!!!!
When I saw the name Kojiro I prettty much figured the name Musashi was involved… what? I thought everybody knew the legend…
actually i don't.
And whan i see "kojiro" i think only of "last blade".
anyway lol at pic. there are numerous games like those -- eastern games that may or may not be good, but never made it to usa due too the adult themes in them.
…at least, i think thats the reason why this game never got officially tramslated.
really though, as far as I've played it the game is very tame in language and graphics. It's like playing pokemon, except instead of a rival you get a girl that obsesses over riding your pole.
I'm giving you a virtual high five for that comment
Does she really? And do you satisfy her request…?
I see what you did there.
But I really think this could've had many more tags, including Anime, Awkward Moments, Cock Joke, Growth Spurt, Ninjas, No Caption Needed, Spiritual Enlightenment, True Love, and Weird.
Oh wait, not "including…" That's all of them.
I was speaking figuratively. Although tbh a pokemon game with sex sounds incredibly erotic. espcially if you can go at the pokemon too. Just wandering around in tall grass and you stumble upon some trainer getting boned by her Quilava oh man… That's so hot I think I need to fap.
I think I saw a game like that on Newgrounds
I will perform one of a multitude of illicit acts on your nether regions if you provide a link.
Oh, Japan… Where would comedy be without you?
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Wow; Ryan Smith, you have officially won 13 complimentary internets for producing a comment with SEVEN REPLIES.
It`s not a game It`s a movie and It`s ….good I think here is the link it got some jokes to nintendo games and It has pokemon snap xxx X3
oh and even a 10 year boy can get laid XD
oh i almost forget here is the link enjoy your fap http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476976
Word!
That's funny considering no less than three of them were mine.
Although thank you I will use those 13 internets to store maor funny pics.
eh… no thanks .-.
I can't remeber where was it, but sure it is on newgrouds, there's anything on there
Oh yeah, now I remember, that's exactly what I was talking about XD
nin10d'oh! if I remember
See that's what annoyed me about the Mystery Dungeon series: you can't MAKE EGGS.
What word?
And since this guy is Japanese, he has an even littler man!
Can't let you get laid, Musashi!
which is ALSO what she said.
When I see "Kojiro," I replace the K with a C and think of a blue chicken.
Speaking of doing the nasty with Pokemon, am I the only person that thinks Tangela screams "tentacle rape"?