You’d think he’d be less surprised… considering he’s flown on a Spearow before.
From pokesho.com, submitted and translated by several people… I went ahead and made my own composite based on the sent in translations!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 18, 2010 · 7:31 PM
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Gary used Logic!
It's not very effective…..
Oh yeah, that's why I don't recomend surfing along a zigzagoon, they zig-zag so much you'll end trowing up on the swimmers' heads
Shawn (Inb4) Nekoknight
Who the hell do you think we are?! Ours is the (Horn)Drill that will pierce the.. Oceans.
Typo in panel one. :(
Hah I'll go fix it.
I knew I save that as a PSD for a reason!
inb4LEAFMOTHERF***ING*UNKNOWNLASTNAMEHERE*
FIXED!
In my quest for giant epeen, I will translate the parts that haven't been translated yet.
Panel 1: Splash. Splash.
Panel 2, 3, 4, 5: Vroom
Panel 5: Oh fuck!
So you base your entire legacy on being a Pokemon master, doing the impossible; beating the Elite Four, flying on a Spearow, and becoming a Pokemon Master. You're chilling out, surfing on your Lapras, and who comes by surfing on a Tauros?
BLUE MOTHERFUCKING LEAF (last name improvised).
BTW, Blue is the original Spy. She uses a Ditto as a spy mask.
This is all wrong, I mean COME ON!!! It's Gary MOTHERF*CKING Oak!!!
Psh, Green Island…wait a minute…IT'S A TRAP!!!
Green/Blue/(Hot chick that everybody knows is named either one or the other and is afraid of birds) used CONFUSION!
Damn, it's SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
I made a comic about Nidoing using surf. Where'd I put that?
Swimming in the deep bull sea.
Now that's some serious bull….
*shades*
Surf.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
The little girl in panel 4: Goddammit it!
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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no.
Tauros looks like a total badass with those Squirtle Squad sunglasses.
YOU DARE BRING MONOCLE AND TOP HAT (BEFORE 69p) INTO MY LAIR?
YOU MUST DIE!
Rule #148: Translating foreign comics = Instant 100+ E-peen
Needs moar instant.
I'M ON A BULL MOTHERFUCKA TAKE A LOOK AT ME!
Looks like Green (or Blue if you're American) just got…
*puts on sunglasses*
BULL…IED.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'd be surprised, but this is Pokemon. There really isn't much logic to be expected.
I think ID broke.
GRAMMAR HAMMER
Think you mean throwing up.
I got +110 for a Monty Python joke… >.>
Blue surfs a Tauros…LIKE A BOSS!
I got +25 basically for saying a post deserves 5 full stars. Seems to be normal to get huge amount of +1s.
Water as far as the eye can see!!!
Wait, they have boards that can carry it, and Tauros didn’t try to attack her for wearing a red skirt? I call bullshit.
When did we even get over 100 people to join Halolz?
That's not Gary. It's Green.
I'M ON A BULL!
…Wait. I only see four panels.
Looks more like a water buffalo to me.
I'm on a Tauros! Take a long good look at my mother f**king Tauros!
100+ e-peen for a translation? Links or it didn't happen.
Bulls, water buffalos, Dittos, it's all the same.
Don't apply the Grammar Hammer to our Raccoon here. His primary language isn't English.
Well, I meant that he should be outclassing her just like everybody else. He DID invent "FIRST!!!" after all…
I thought the original Spy was Silver?
And that Blue was Scout's mum?
>.>
My bad. Grammar hammer retracted.
This should be a new rule or something…
Lemme just get my fire pen so we can etch it onto the metal plaque that displays the rules of the internets
Oh you.
Green can fly on a Spearow
Blue can surf on a Tauros
Gold can do both with Pikachus.
Red got nuthin special.
Ah ah ah, HALOLZ internet rules.
so Silver fucked Green?
…..actualy i think i've seen porn of that
Red stopped Giovanni from causing a Pokemon rampage apocalypse in the manga.
That counts for something D:
Yar, I couldn't find one small enough to use and after that custom sprite too lazy to open up GIMP again.
Also sad no one got the joke.
It should.
But nobody cares about the kid who saved all ur pokeymans cause his friends are attention whores.
I should be taking notes on this. I need more E-peen D=
Something surely must be done. Not only does he insult the top hat and monocle, but he also gives the rest of us (those on the quest for 69 E-peen) a bad name…
Then we need to make an Internet page of all the rules of the HALOLZ, so we might inspire those new to the site on our rules.
That guy's got a good idea.
Grats on a natural-20 for your awareness check and 100 e-peen.
Silver? Green? I think you mean Blue.
…Unless it was a yaoi.
I wonder how Snorlax surfs…
Just don't check the Halolz Steam group,thats over 1000,or its over a SINGLE RADITZ!
Or Americanized
http://www.falconchurch.com/showthread.php?176-Ru…
Blue caught 'em all… LIKE A BOSS!
I love the irony in that I also got +1ed for whining about getting +1ed.
I'm on a Tauros motherf*cker take a look at me!
Just surfing on for Gary Oak to see
Silver x Blue, I can see. I think she likes him in the manga.
Just say you're trying to get to 69 rep. That seems to work.
And now we're going to use this page to discuss Fire Emblem. Hooray for threadjacking.
Enemy Internet is immune to Logic!
i know him as Blue and her as Green
Exuuuuse me for being Canadian
hopefully the next one will be about how nidoking can use surf.
I'm ridin tauros, winnin battles n'shit!
the tauros' chillin, gettin everybody all fresh!
this is a surf route, it's as real as it gets!
I'm on a tauros mother fucker don't you never forget!
No, she doesn't. I think she likes Green…
What if I don't wanna?! >:U
THEN I WILL KILL YOU.
Just kidding, i'm canadian.
i don't kill people
only moose.
WITH MY BEAR HANDS
that i ripped off a bear
Canada is awsome
No no, i will do something worse than kill you…-1 YOU!
And then came 100 more to catch… LIKE A BOSS!
This is trying to take E-Peen fun a bit too far…wouldn't anyone else agree?
Thank you good sir.
…Did you seriously just do that over a joke? >_>
Also, GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Meese*
You asked what i wass gonna do.
also, bull, it's like Sheep,the plural of moose is moose
Then that's the fail on my part.
>Attacks someone with an axe
>Enemy gets hit by the axe in the whole face
>He losses 2 HP
o_o -> My face
Or also
>A giant wall of flame goes right at my unit
>He tilts his head
>Gets completely covered by the fire
>Miss
Uhhhhh… what?
Snorlax doesn't surf, it floats…
Ahem. Gentlemen.
Hooray! Another joins the gang!
I think this is shopped. I can tell from the pixels and seeing quite a few shops in my time.
Look harder!
Can't you see that the Tauros is going so fast that panel 3 becomes 2 panels due to all the speed lines and zooming. This is clearly explained in panels 6, 7 and 8.
Oh noes, you might fall back under 100. Then the stars in the sky go out and the moon collapse and you get paranoid, going around repeating "three days, three days", seeing fairies and masked scarecrows all around the place.
Everything works better when set on fire.
It's good to see my threadjacking techniques being used for the good of the Halolz
I'm on a Tauros and, It's goin fast and,
We're surfin past all the cities to Green Island and
Oak came when he heard I beat the elite 4,
and Gary got all pissed and wants to fight me, so…
He doesn't need to. He's on a fucking mountain.
God damn it…
You beat me to it!
I think we're digging too deep on this fictional relationships in pokemon thing, it's only a matter of time before pokemons get involved
*Preparing trauma mode*
Gary Oak does not need logic. You can't fly on a giant winged bug? He soars through the air on a Spearow. You ride on the water on a bull on a surfboard? He just says it didn't work like he thought. He doesn't care, he's Gary Motherfuckin' Oak!
Gary, I'm disappointed…
You are using Lapras to use Surf…
Do you even realize that Lapras is almost near extinct??
Oh that's easy. He wears water wings.
Get the fuck out, this Tauros is pissed!
Say, when you surf on the first Pokeyman on your team, then get in a battle, do you still appear throwing your pokemon out of a Pokeball?
Because that'd really mind-asploding material.
Objection! Are you implying that I don't actually know Japanese and I merely guessed some words without doing any research. That is both absurd and preposterous!
Red Bull gives you wings. Geddit? ._.
If the anime taught me anything, it's that it breaststrokes.
LIKE A BOSS
Artist Unknown?
Silly Shawn. Pay attention to art styles.
[/Totally not the one who should be saying something like that]
Agreed. I'd rather work for my E-peen, then be given as charity. It makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.
Nick Soapdish, your numbers are invalid.
There are only 4 panels.
and she still caught them…. LIKE A BOSS!
Its obvious that a GBA game box could derail a train when a car cannot.
Curses,they have recruited another. DIRGIBLE MONKEY,AWAY!
*Flee's*
Hmm… This picture appears to be a e-peen goldmine… now I need to think of something witty…
…um…
…ah…
GOD DAMNIT, WRITERS BLOCK CAUSED BY GARRY MOTHERFUCKING OAK…
…and Blue
And she also used pokeballs to make her breasts appear bigger…
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What? Don't look at me like that, it was used to fool Sabrina into thinking that her Kadabara killed her by using Slash.
I go sailing past, as I do, crushing all your hopes!
Fuck Lapras, I'm on a bull, motherfucker!
i know this is off topic, but WHY IS A PINK MIND FLAYER YOUR AVATAR?!?!?!?!
Nope. Everything makes sense in that aspect, sorry.
It gets even more awesome with Tyrannitar or Garchomp, all glaring at the water under them so it tries to run away with them on it.
Furret just sees something shiny across the water and makes a run for it.
INDEED! >:U
I do believe it's "Moosen"
Even water in certain applications. :D
Fuck Snorlax I got Tauros motherfucker!
Mountians
FUCK YEAH
Fuck Gyms I Fight Swimmers motherfucker!
With Tauros and me, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
Alpar, your getting troll'd! D:
You do up until HG/SS I think
AAAAHHH!!!!!!!
IT'S CANDLEJACK!
RUN FOR YOUR LI
Never thought i'd surf on a Tauros
Thought i'd get some water type dope
Articuuuno, look at meee!
I kinda wanted to see him use those tails as a propeller, like Buizel…
Hot chick?
inb4she's10yousickfuck
Especially if it's Fire Emblem.
If it does make sense, then I am favorably impressed by the attention given to details. I'd +1 Game Freak if I could.
It's Wigglythulu.
Do i detect his Girth being ignored?
O I c wat u did thar
Have a cookie!
I never thought I'd see the day!
When a Tauros is comin' my way!
Oh shit, get out of the way!!!!
(PS-I fucked Mist-ay)
GREEN MOTHERF*UCKING LEAF
Not only does it give the people who play by the rules, halolz rules, a bad name, it makes a mockery of those who have earned their right to have a top hat and monocle.
haha, i did a song, i never get there in time to do the others
I'm on a Tauros!
I'm on a Tauros!
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a Tauros!
I'm on a Tauros!
I'm on a Tauros!
Take a good long look at the motherfucking Tauros!
pfft, its just candlej
+1 for the Lovecraft reference
Which is why I named mine… Bob…
Candlejack? big de
Umm…….not to disrespect one of the elders (over 69p) but isn't that pretty much what I said?
And then she beat the Elite four. . . LIKE A BOSS!
*steals the cookie*
Haha! Miles the cookie thief strikes again!
Nope.avi
That's why he's doin' it! He doesn't care what people say, 'cause he's Gary Motherfuckin' Oak!
I got +27 for saying "BEST SUBMISSION EVER" on a post I'd submitted.
Elder? You say it like I'm old! :P, None taken. Yeah, I just like to exaggerate things a little… +1 for using your brain!
And then sat on a mountain…LIKE A BOSS!!!
+1 for the Brian Regan reference.
Ib4she'stenyousickfuck!
Yes, yes she did. He he he…
DAMN STRAIGHT.
Wait, wait, wait, somebody's got their streams crossed. According to the manga, Red's Pikachu is the one that can surf. Yellow's Pikachu is the one that can fly. Gold only had a Pichu (the offspring of the two). As for Blue & Green I know what you're getting at based on the comments & comics (So I see what u did thar…) but yeah, I wanted to clarify that.
P.S. Crystal kicks balls.
Surfing on a Miltank is a LOT more fun though. You get to travel AND have free milk.
That's the best-case scenario.
A whole flock of moosen.
[INSERT WIPE OUT HERE]
Panel 5 is a spy!
I'M ON A GOAT, AAAAAND
IT'S EATIN' GRASS, AAAAAAAAND
Wait wrong animal, shit
Giant breasted ten year olds? Surfing on bison no less?
Only in Japan.
*OoT Shop theme goes through head*
God dammit that'll be stuck there for hours!
OBJECTION *coffee*
GARRY IS NOT A REAL NAME.
Who ordered the Surf and Turf?
I c wut u did thar.
Actually she's 19 now.
Perfectly legal.
No that was Red.
Blue is also a spy…… LIKE A BOSS!
What's the worst??? O.o
You don't really want to know. Suffice to say it involves two Captain Falcons dividing by zero while they collide Falcon Punches.
[Insert Big Red Balls Here]
Also,
[Citation Needed]
Damn it, I'm going blind from all these character color changes…LIKE A BOSS!
C-c-c-c-c-combo BREAKER!!!
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo DID decide to make a goat pokémon…they need a dolphin pokémon though. Call it Delphino and you're good to go. Nintendo, get on the ball!!! Err…voltorb…
Wow
Hypnotoad can bow down to Candlejack ju- ALL GLORY TO HY-
Oracle series Link! WOOT!
I can see twelve panels, but only because I can see the fourth dimension. It may appear to be 2-D to you, but make no mistake, it is 4-D.
Bookmarked for future reference
Nonono, nothing like that. I meant "Wise, Respected Leader" Elder, not "Old Fogey" Elder
But thanks for the +1
And now, I shall return the favor
And I LINK IT…I mean Like!
O RLY?
More like a Bad-OX, amirite? *shot, backstabbed, disabled, falcon punched, bonked, combusted, shoop da whooped, and owned*
Well what'd you expect? This is the same game that has animals with no eyes using Mean Look and animals with no arms using Ice Punch.
KcajeldnaC
See? He can't tell the dif
The only problem is that everyone keeps staring at her jugs.
Cowabunga!
Don't pull the replies any further! The collision will kill us all!
I c wut u did thar and I must conclude, it did happen.
/waves white flag of defeat
or…it's Dr. Wigglyberg the son of a Wigglytuff and Dr. Zoidberg!!!
Am not sure it works like that… The same way Ash and company are still like 12-14 years old and their series have been going on for like 10 seasons.
Or Bart Simpson still being 10 years old after 21 seasons.
Victolee.
Read my personal description.
It's Wigglythulu.
Like Like it?
Tauros is all like, "Deal with it." in the second to last panel
Woo! Got it done!
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TITTY MONSTER
Can't we just do a barrel roll?
I can tell you, I ain't wise, and i'm fairly sure I don't get alot of respect around here. Thank you for the 1+, I shall give you another… Besides, half the people on halolz have over 69, and, as more people do, the less 'prestige' people will get for it.
Do you WANT CDiGanon to kill us all?!?!?!?!?
THOSE BOOBS
What do you mean? It's not like pulling comments to the side makes us divide by zero…
Wolf used Disable!
Gary's Logic was disabled!
Tauros surfing?? (checks game) That's no bull.
+1 for Awkward Zombie reference.
In other news, I finally got to fucking 80 after 4 GODDAMN MONTHS OF 79.
no one seemed to remind ash of this fact for an entire season of the anime either >.>
surfing miltank > all
…wait…
OH GOD MY FIRE TYPES DX
on a related note… there is an absurd number of non-water types that can use surf o.o
I already said that. =P
Lol. I've been here for quite a while and I'm only at 71.
Muahaha i baked moar cookies so there is no way you can stop me!
Rhyperior can learn surf too…ironically it's also weak against water types so…yeah I'm REALLY confused.
Saved!!! +1
When i saw this I was really expecting gary motherfucking oak……. maybe later
-Ahem-
Gentlemen.
Well, Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!
(I actually didn't see it until after my post)
It's a Tauros wearing BlackGlasses while using Surf.
I believe your argument is invalid.
iseewutyoudidthere
delfino. lol
I c wat u did ther.
Missingno glitch leads to a flying and surfing Kangaskhan. Imagine seeing one of those.
Only problem with that is… America is the only country where we have the right to bear arms.
Actually, if you'd all look at the bottom of panel 3, Tauros isn't surfing… a Ditto is.
Pink surfboard.
Garry's Mod person is named Garry :I
yeah but explain: how my pikachu/my snorlax can use fly
eat this gary motherfucking oak
Red's Pikachu Pika can surf by moving an electric current through a surf board
My Tyranitar can use Surf because someone at Gamefreak wasn't paying attention to the fact that Tyranitar is a ROCK pokemon and should sink like a stone *pun intended*