Damn you Gary Oak! Damn you to hell!
By rounindx , submitted by Fierce Deavora and Jakebob
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2010 · 5:36 PM
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Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Artistic, Failure, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Special Attacks, Teamwork · Leave a comment (241 Comments) |
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Perhaps when a small bird pokemon learns Fly, they recieve Falcon's blessing, alloweing them to carry a teenager without so much as a sweat.
Well, that's my theory anyways.
trainer-Alright then this sucks … what kind've pokemon with wings cant fly?
(gary oak flys in in)
Gary-HEY POKEMON ASS WIPER
Trainer-ITS POKEMON MASTER YOU DICK
Gary-HAHEEHA youll never be as good me and my SPEAROW!
Spearow-CAW CAW
Trainer-mmmm… SCYTHER BITE THAT THAT LITTLE FLYING TURD!
SCYTHER connot learn bite.
Trainer-JESUS MONKEY BALLS YOU CANT DO SHIT!
scyther dont have ass,so ash cant be an ass wiper and scyther cant shit
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At this rate, we'll need a Gary Fucking Oak tag.
Might i suggest a balloon,
That seems to be a popular mode of transportation in Kanto
It seems like Gary 'Motherfucking' Oak just…
*Puts on sunglasses*
…flipped the bird.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think in red version Charizard couldn't learn fly either…. of course I was a 7yr old kid so I am not sure about that. Either way quick way to fix this issue is with a nice shock wave.
Remember when other entries got more than a few hours rated higher than this one? Yeah me neither.
And now comes the slight breeze that destroys his balance and sends him falling to his death…
Pfff.
Flying is too mainstream, so I swim.
I ride a Wailord in the water, what does that make me?