Damn you Gary Oak! Damn you to hell!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2010 · 5:36 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
i always wondered how the small bird pokemon that used fly carry their owners
Now people will question why Red is sitting on Syther like that.
But of course, Prof. Oak will come anyway.
flyin on a spearow
diggin with a digglett
surfin on a squirtle
….5 minutes later
Spearow fainted due to Gary Oak's extensive ego
Just give me a pikachu and a thunderbolt and we will see who's laughing now!
(insert evil but justifed laugh)
I fly on Togetic.
Does that make me a badass, or gay?
But what about flying pikachus from Yellow Forrest? How do you fly on them?
Both!
It's because he's GARY FUCKING OAK. Accept no substitutes.
Also, I think the breeding is more problematic.
Smell ya later, Spearow!
So Gay he's Badass? Or so Badass that he became Gay?
UGH! THIS CONFUSES ME!
I love their expressions.
Ash:
>:D
*n*
-__-
Gary: *O*
Not exactly a smart thing, Surfing with a Squirtle. . . http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic1-060407.php
Your thunderbolt will kill Gary's spearow in the sky
And he'll be like, "Why god, why?!"
To explain to the pervs that trans-species mating is impossible…except between a skitty and a wailord
I don't think they have to be relative, do they?
How can spearow support gary's girth?
You cannot ignore his girth!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh, I saw a lower quality version of this pic here :http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/5385392/
However i don't think that it's the original source/creator.
Anyway this made me laugh back then and made me smile now. 5/5
EDIT: Holy shit 99 votes and almost all of them voted 5?
Trainer 1 "Are you suggesting Green migrates?"
Gold: "Not at all. He could be carried."
T1: "What, a Spearow, carrying Green?"
G: "It could grip him by the hair."
T1: "It's not a question of where it grips him! It's a simple matter of weight ratios! A four-and-a-half pound bird could not carry a 95 pound boy!"
G: "Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Gold from the New Bark Town is here."
T1: "Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a Spearow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?"
G: "Please!"
T1: "Am I right?"
G: "I'm not interested!"
Trainer 2: "He could be carried by a Pidgeot!"
T1: "Oh, yeah, a Pidgeot, maybe, but not a Spearow, that's my point."
T2: "Oh, yeah, I agree with that…"
G: "Will you ask your master if he wants to join my fight against Team Rocket?!"
T1: "But then of course Spearows are anti-social."
T2: "Oh, yeah…"
T1: "So they wouldn't carry him anyway…"
G: *leaves*
Gary: HUZAAH!!! I'm fyling!!
Gary wasn't kidding when he said that Ash wasn't on his level.
OH DEAR GOD WHERES MY FUCKING EYE BLEACH.
Hell yeah, best submission EVER.
I'm on a Spearow mothafucka, take a look at me!
shit editing… messed up something
Trainers carry pokemon in pokeballs.
For transportation moves like Fly, the pokemon puts the trainer in a trainerball.
Sparrow used fly!
*10 seconds later*
Sparrow fainted!
Gary fell to a clumsy painful death!
So you just caught a 7 foot tall bipedal insect with scythe blades for hands, trained it for hours only to find out it can't learn Fly even though it has wings, and who do you see soaring through the air atop a tiny little bird?
Gary motherfucking Oak.
and his girth
Straight flying just for Ash to see
lolocaust. Nice.
(Also, Gary's face in the last panel is priceless.)
not gary, he is blue : D
he isn`t gary, he is blue : D
You can't ignore it.
He's not FLYing, he's on a wire, see?
"I am FLYing!"
"You're on a wire!"
"I am FLYing!"
"You're on a wire!"
I give you that, it's a bird and it can fly…
but how the hell do you surf with a zigzagoon?
It doesn't work like that, they send you flying, ask team Rocket
With much mastered skill and technique.
Please, for the love of God, let this remain the highest rated Halolz submission ever.
Someone -1'd you. I helped.
E=mc(gay)
Discuss nao!
…wartortle.
Gary: "I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!"
Apparently they do. Either way, you're trainer card must say: "My other car, is a Togetic."
Thanks dude. I could probably guess why they down-voted me, though.
Still the first thing I suggested that got uploaded, so yay XD
Green taunts with his tiny bird. And there is nothing you can do about it..
Wording is key.
Surfing with Zigzagoon.
Surfing WITH Zigzagoon.
And I've seen a comic that shows how to surf with Tauros. It's made of win and awesome.
No, no, no. He's falling. With STYLE.
Much the same way you surf with a Rhydon or Tyranitar. By drowning.
Flying at Mach 1, wind whipping out my coat.
I KNEW FLYING CATS WOULD TAKE OVER! IT WAS A MATTER OF TIME!
Manliest Ditto EVAR
He is actually Douchebag :D
And the worst part: Scyther is Bug/Flying type!
I fly on Lugia.
Does that make me stupid?
So much for additional Flying type…
Does anyone have Metal Coat?
I need it to evolve Scyther now…
Hey guys. What did I miss?
No his name is Douche
What do you mean, a shiny or normal Spearow?
+1s for unsuccessful attempts at the Holy Grail.
I call him Dick most of the time.
"He's like no other Dick you have ever seen…"
IS NOT POSSIBLE!
You can't ignore me Mother fucker cuz I'm Gary Oak!
In Soviet Kanto, Pokemon carry you in Pokeball!
I know what to do!
Anyone want to go hunting?
It's dangerous to surf the internet alone, take this!
*hands Nooklear Man a container of Eye Bleach*
E=mc(Hammer)
Your equation is unsolvable.
F@#$ YEAH SEAKING!
…Erm, I mean Scyther…
OBJECTION!
Red is NOT Ash!
*nerdsplode*
Unsuccessful? I'd say they were very successful.
And how many of those have you seen exactly, Nicholas Copernicus?
I dare to say the attempts were super effective.
The flaming ones will overtake them. The flaming ones will overtake all.
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a Spearow, bitch
We drinking Revive and Hyper Potion 'cos it's so crisp
If memory serves me correctly, a wild Magnemite or Magneton might possess one upon capture.
Just give me a pikachu and a thunderbolt and we will see whos laughing now!
Possibly even, A critical Hit!
-Comes back from setting flying cats on fire-
What was that about what now?
A -1 but I saved you.
C-c-c-c-c-comboooooo breakah mutha****er, don't you ever forget!
http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic1-060407.php
Gary Oak be trippin' balls yo.
So what happens if the trainer tries to call back the pokemon while in his trainerball?
Nay sir A 1-Hit K.O.!!
I Lol'd
Or you could go and buy one at the Pokéathlon Stadium on Friday (:
Isn't it great how whenever somebody gets -1'd they instantly get +1'd a huge amount?
Still nothing compared to the doduo with fly. I had one once back in the day of 150 pokemon. http://eternalsaturn.deviantart.com/art/DODUO-USE…
Your jinxing it! Don't give the trolls any ideas!
but that means mc(gay)= mc(hammer) and that is an improbable outcome. Let's let NASA handle this one.
*follows with coconuts making ponyta sounds*
I'm on a spearow and we're flying high and
Well, then it's like dividing by zero.
You can't ignore my girth,'cuz it's giant, man!
…how much for the plane?
I guess Gary Oak…
*sunglasses*
Just made a fowl move.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I have arrived. So if E=mc(gay)=mc(hammer), then the energy in Joules should be equal to the mass of gay(?) times the speed of light, which should be equal to the momentum (mass*velocity, with velocity being 299,792,458 meters per second or c) of a hammer unit, which is actually a unit of length roughly equal to one inch, so… crap.
It's supper effective
I'm the king of everything with my fucking Gyarados
I must say, this series of comments has made me faint with their high level of awesome. (STEALTH DOUBLE PUN WOOOOOO)
I'm just gonna assume "Sparrow" is his nickname.
Gary used Taunt!
Red used Spite!
Since the Yellow Forest distribution, Gravity has been feeling a bit sick.
Red used Curse!
It was not very affective.
Im riding on my spearow, doin tricks n shit
This spearows horny gettin Gary Oak all hard
It's pretty cool, isn't it? :D
You called him Richard?
*looks at Jet_Sparrow and pokes him* You think Shawn is out of usable Halolz commenters??
If you on the ground, then you sho not Gary Oak
Pfft. Anyone who has played Sonic games knows that having two body parts that other people have one of = flight.
Eye bleach is good and all, but you still can't un-see it.
Maybe that's secretly what the -1 trolls want?
To get random comments to +10? Interesting, if true.
It means you have a poor sense of priority.
…
…
Bad Gay-ass?
Wait, so…
E=mc(gay), E=mc(hammer)
mc(gay)=mc(hammer)
gay=(mc(hammer))/mc
gay=hammer
This makes no sense, hammers are one of the manliest instruments this side of the internet.
Wrong. Cream. ^.^
Sonic maybe never listens to his adviser who tells him NOT to star in games where he would turn into a werewolf or a knight, but he definitely has two ears, too.
G: Is there someone else I can battle?
S: Eh, no; now go away, or I shall use Taunt a second time!
And you could of course count Knuckles and Rouge and even Eggman in his Egg-O-Matic mecha in as well. Harhar.
..Sorry didnt want to ruin your Tails' tails joke, but justice wins. And Sonic Adventure 2 nerd. (Thats me). :-)
Of course it is >_>
how could he else be able to tell his hundreds of spearows apart, which he needs because of their short.. durability.
and then they teleport themselves back to you. awesome.
C-c-c-combo Breaker!
Well, Rouge has wings, so that doesn't count. Knuckles can't fly (only glide), neither can Robotnik (machines don't count).
As for Cream… which body part does she have two of that most people only have one of that allows her to fly?
FEAR MY LOGIC AND IMPECCABLE WORDING!
To the weak spot?
http://instantrimshot.com/
Never thought our combo would break! Thanks to you, the one we all haaaate. You're the one, who ruined our soooooong.
This strip is mine,http://rounindx.deviantart.com/art/My-tribute-Scy…
Please put the credits.
Thanks.
True, but I see him and all I can think is Gary!
You're welcome.
Updated! Thanks for letting me know! Awesome comic!
Like a boss even.
So then it must mean flying cats are taking over our internet right?
Yes weegee it does CONSIDERING LUGIA HAZ NO frickin auctual WINGS
… Ho-oh on the other hand DOES
hmmm it looks like hes on a recolored winged star from airride…
alternatively, one could interpret hammer as Hammer, who is somewhat badass, in which case gay=badass, and in answer to the question "Does that make me badass, or gay?", one could simply answer "Yes." and be done with it.
what about Nidoking, Nidoqueen, Mew, and Raichu?
Do I think what now?
Come on, why has this guy been put to -8? His comment doesn't warrant that.
Yes that's his nickname. I always nicknamed my Spearow "Sparrow" just so I can pretend I'm fighting with an actual fucking bird :D
The day they give Scyther the ability to use Fly will probably be the day Game Freak implements diagonal walking.
He insulted something Monty Python-related, and must pay.
No no no =O
I meant Cream has two ears and so has everyone else. And no one has only one wing.
But if you meant that not ONLY those can fly who have 1 more of things the others have, you are right. And I did not just say that. *Lalalalala*
I want to be right, too :'(
The game is over now. You win!
Ohwhoaohwhoaohwhoa.
Never thought the combo would breeeeeeak,
He tried to ruin our parodyyyyyyy.
Words were googled, lolz were had.
Same goes for any pokemon with a weakness to water. Mew would incorporate the psychic bubble like in the first movie and I imagine Raichu would use its tail like some type of spring-loaded, aqua jet device.
That just makes me think of Megaman with the small floating platforms.
I kno, rite?
And how'd you link that? Every time I try and link something it breaks :C
What's his Jynx have to do with this?
Cowabunga!
with style my friend. with style
The html code for creating a link is (remove the underscores in yours):
<_a href_=_"the url"_>the text<_/a_>
Remember the space between the 'a' & 'href' and no other spaces except any you put in the text.
*Riding away while pretending banging coconuts together is a horse galloping*
btw +1 for an awesome Comment
Really? I tried it before, but it put the URL I'm on in front of it (the Halolz one here, IntenseDebate if I''m on my comments page)
Small bit of subliminal advertising btw, if that works.
Seems to have worked, dawg.
4Kids saw to that.
Just make sure you stay away from Dick Cheney.
Whatever you say, Woody.
"Truegentleman Fainted!"
I prefer dinner effective.
what about breakfast? the most effective meal of the day
Actually Black and White is supposed to have diagonal walking.
+1
You know have +60
'0'
OBJECTION!
I believe this is what you call a C-c-c-combo breaker!
Unfortunately, your logic is incorrect, according to Final Fantasy VII universe
Genesis, Sephiroth, and a few other Jenova-made products have one wing…. and THEY ARE STILL CAPABLE OF FLIGHT!!!
Nah, Raichu uses it's tail as a surfboard.
If you don't believe me, look at Pokemon Stadium, Colosseum, XD, or Battle Revolution,.
Diggin with a diglett seems more possible than the other 2.
As for squirtle…. It's like shell riding from Super Mario 64
Spearow…… must secretly be able to use gravity to make Gary Oak and his massive unignorable girth light enough to be carried. That's the only logical explanation!
Sephiroth has 1 wing…
I smell -1 trolls.
Somebody +1 quick!!
Then maybe we get a flying Scyther now.
I Fly a Togekiss. Does that make me gayer than tveye?
Pikachu and Raichu surf on surfboards. The animation on Pokemon Stadium 1 cracked me up each time.
T2: "Wait… suppose TWO Spearows carried him together?"
T1: "What, would they have him on a line?"
Yeah, that's quite enough.
Perfect flight, I might add.
AuraMaster, I believe you meant to say…..
"4kids used Disable!
Red's Curse was Disabled!"
But I'm not sure.
Well… Mario surfs on a Shiny Squirtle in Super Mario 64!
Or was it the DS version?
Either way, it was a Shiny squirtle. I could tell from the green shell.
Raichu's tail is it's surfboard
Pichu can't use a surfboard until he evolves.
I think this comment chain, the original + the Replies, has more +'s then any other :O
Neko Knight still holds the record for a single post though
Now where's that mangy mutt?
Oh, come ON! You know NOTHING can contain Gary Oak's massive ego! It rivals, dare I say it, Seto Kaiba's!
Is it me, or does Red/Ash look slightly older than Blue/Gary in the second-to-last panel?
When programming the game, they forgot one key thing, or so it would seem.
that thing is LOGIC
i guess that's a good thing, but in black & white we also get metal gears, and piggybanks for "pokemon"
Well you can't really blame them. I would've ran outta ideas at 75.
WE MUST BEAT THE WORLD RECORD
Negative e-peen.
It is becoming a plague.
I must find more information into this matter.
the sad thing is…
its true
im no grammer nazi or anything but
GRAMMER HAMMER!!!!!
its super effective
either way nice joke
Gary "mother fuckin'" Oak
Pokemon mastaa!
Looks like you do not understand sarcasm… 'tis a shame.
Hey, I'M not the one who -1'd you. I'd probably +1 you to try and even it out if you weren't being such a douche earlier.
Come on now, you two!
Halolz is a place of witty banter, not of politics and grudges! Truth be told, I do not see the sarcasm in your comment, and that's after hearing that it's supposed to be there and looking for it. But that's not the point! You're still plenty capable of reaching 100epeen, especially if you let go of this.
It's not as if people dislike you, it's just there's an unfortunate tendency here for people to bandwagon -- If they see someone which a negative comment, often their first reaction is to neg it too. The best thing to do would be to move on, there's no need to descend to the level of a troll, m'kay? :-)
actuly if you look at has feat there sticking in to the pigys back hars the real story
Gary flyes
Piggy dies from Garys feat being in his head
Gary and Piggy falls
Gary dies from a masiv fall
:3
Scyther! Use slash and remove Gary Oak's… ego…
WOOT, +100!
Though a Spearow can't hold an adolescent into the air for a long period of time, Gary's Spearow inherited some of his Girth to hold even the heaviest of things for the longest periods of time.
Why? Because he's Gary Motherfucking Oak's Spearow.
I use Poison Gas in your general direction!
111 +1's. Amazing.
Oh, that stuff is GREAT on steaks!!!
Stealth Rock says Hi
Perhaps when a small bird pokemon learns Fly, they recieve Falcon's blessing, alloweing them to carry a teenager without so much as a sweat.
Well, that's my theory anyways.
Of course not. E=mc(gay) while E=mc(hammer) The E before mc(gay) is a third of a pixel taller. The difference can only be seen on infinityxinfinity monitors. Also, in the case of E=mc(hammer), E of course stands for energy, as you can't touch it. Da, nanana, ch-ch dana, ch-ch dana.
Not anymore. :3
trainer-Alright then this sucks … what kind've pokemon with wings cant fly?
(gary oak flys in in)
Gary-HEY POKEMON ASS WIPER
Trainer-ITS POKEMON MASTER YOU DICK
Gary-HAHEEHA youll never be as good me and my SPEAROW!
Spearow-CAW CAW
Trainer-mmmm… SCYTHER BITE THAT THAT LITTLE FLYING TURD!
SCYTHER connot learn bite.
Trainer-JESUS MONKEY BALLS YOU CANT DO SHIT!
If he does dare say so himself, he does tend to "fucking" rock our world.
His girth made the pidgey.
Yes, very interesting with a twisting plot. but yah random -1 and you get + … a lot.
The buird could not support his girth… It's a shame really.
Her boobs…
Nope.
-Rimshot-
As I stood there with the pictures of innocent lol pictures in the back of my mind, I knew I, no all of halolz, would defend their ratings. We prepared ourselves for battle as the newest picture made its descent from the heavens. Then we saw it. It had so much promise for many lols, and yet, the enemy was on their way. I scouted them. Not to my surprise there was over nine thousand of them. Including Wolf O'Donnell, Nope engineer, and their elite trolls. Thousands of them, all waiting to just get one click in, just one -1. That is how my story begins, maybe I will tell you more later, but the thought of what happened is too much for me right now.
At this rate, we'll need a Gary Fucking Oak tag.
Might i suggest a balloon,
That seems to be a popular mode of transportation in Kanto
I get it… Team Fortress in my Pokemonz? It's super effective
Plz tell me why your posts were getting trolled
P.S. I +1 all of you
Then perhaps having two of one that is the norm grants flight, and having one of two of the norm also does?
It seems like Gary 'Motherfucking' Oak just…
*Puts on sunglasses*
…flipped the bird.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope.
I got Surfin' Tauros
And my Spearow Flyin'
You're on a Scyther on the ground
And your Pika's dyin'!
Sorry, I meant to +1 you, but my hand slipped.
Awesome comment though.
Neil Patrick Harris.
well,i fly on giratina…
i have no sense of priority
his last name is bag
they are almost out of ideas cause there are about 100 bird pokemons
ash rated 1
scyther dont have ass,so ash cant be an ass wiper and scyther cant shit
seaking cant learn anyway-_-
But Gravity makes things fall to the ground. Maybe his Spearow uses Magnet Rise…
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
I think in red version Charizard couldn't learn fly either…. of course I was a 7yr old kid so I am not sure about that. Either way quick way to fix this issue is with a nice shock wave.
There are some things that money can't buy…
For everything else, there's Gary Motherfucking Oak
Remember when other entries got more than a few hours rated higher than this one? Yeah me neither.
What is the record?
wait METAL GEARS!!1??? Solid snake time(couldn't help saying that)
i fly on freaking pikachu what that makes me
its called HSOWA Hot Skitty On Wailord Action
MUST RESIST…… URGE………. TO MAKE GREEN HAIR……JOKE…..
And now comes the slight breeze that destroys his balance and sends him falling to his death…
Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
Gary:Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
Bridge keeper:What is your name
Gary: Gary Oak
Bridge keeper: what is your quest
Gary: I seek to become Pokemon Master
Bridge keeper: What is your favorite color?
Gary: Green
Bridge Keeper: Okay you can cross.
Ash: That's it. That's easy!
Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
Ash: Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
Bridge keeper:What is your name
Ash: Ash Ketchum
Bridge keeper: what is your quest
Ash:I seek to become Pokemon Master
Bridge Keeper: What is the Capital of Hoenn Region
Ash:I don't know. *is thrown in to a pit*
Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
Gold: Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
Bridge keeper:What is your name
Gold: Gold from New Bark Town
Bridge keeper: what is your quest
Gold:I seek to become Pokemon Master
Bridge Keeper: What is your favorite color
Gold:Silver…I mean Gold. *is thrown in to a pit*
Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
Red:Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
Bridge keeper:What is your name
Red: Red
Bridge keeper: what is your quest
Red: I seek to become Pokemon Master
Bridge keeper: What is the airspeed velocity of unladen Spearow?
Red:Shiny or not Shiny
Bridge Keeper: I don't know * is thrown into the pit
Red: Come Pika *Red and Pika Crosses*
WTF. How do you have 330 +1s? o.0
Makes you a super rare special edition pikachu´s trainer that fly on balloons!
Yes, its like piloting a gay F/A-22 Raptor!
Pfff.
Flying is too mainstream, so I swim.
I ride a Wailord in the water, what does that make me?