Scyther can not learn FLY! (Comic)

Damn you Gary Oak! Damn you to hell!
By rounindx , submitted by Fierce Deavora and Jakebob

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2010 · 5:36 PM 
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242 Responses to “Scyther can not learn FLY!”

  1. The_AntiVillain on May 25th, 2010 9:44 pm

    i always wondered how the small bird pokemon that used fly carry their owners

  2. codemaster525 on May 25th, 2010 9:46 pm

    Now people will question why Red is sitting on Syther like that.

    But of course, Prof. Oak will come anyway.

  3. MasqueNoMercy on May 25th, 2010 9:46 pm

    flyin on a spearow
    diggin with a digglett
    surfin on a squirtle

  4. SexyLegs on May 25th, 2010 5:47 pm

    ….5 minutes later

    Spearow fainted due to Gary Oak's extensive ego

  5. qwefg on May 25th, 2010 9:47 pm

    Just give me a pikachu and a thunderbolt and we will see who's laughing now!

    (insert evil but justifed laugh)

  6. tveye on May 25th, 2010 5:50 pm

    I fly on Togetic.

    Does that make me a badass, or gay?

  7. A_R_ on May 25th, 2010 9:50 pm

    But what about flying pikachus from Yellow Forrest? How do you fly on them?

  8. Shawn Handyside on May 25th, 2010 9:57 pm

    Both!

  9. Leo058 on May 25th, 2010 10:01 pm

    It's because he's GARY FUCKING OAK. Accept no substitutes.

    Also, I think the breeding is more problematic.

  10. OrionX on May 25th, 2010 10:04 pm

    Smell ya later, Spearow!

  11. ZombieGoatse on May 25th, 2010 10:15 pm

    So Gay he's Badass? Or so Badass that he became Gay?

    UGH! THIS CONFUSES ME!

  12. ZombieGoatse on May 25th, 2010 6:16 pm

    I love their expressions.

    Ash:
    >:D
    *n*
    -__-

    Gary: *O*

  13. ZombieGoatse on May 25th, 2010 10:19 pm

    Not exactly a smart thing, Surfing with a Squirtle. . . http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic1-060407.php

  14. GullibleGregory on May 25th, 2010 10:26 pm

    Your thunderbolt will kill Gary's spearow in the sky
    And he'll be like, "Why god, why?!"

  15. GullibleGregory on May 25th, 2010 6:26 pm

    To explain to the pervs that trans-species mating is impossible…except between a skitty and a wailord

  16. Leo058 on May 25th, 2010 10:30 pm

    I don't think they have to be relative, do they?

  17. BoxeyBrown on May 25th, 2010 10:39 pm

    How can spearow support gary's girth?

    You cannot ignore his girth!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. FrEEz on May 25th, 2010 6:42 pm

    Heh, I saw a lower quality version of this pic here :http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/5385392/

    However i don't think that it's the original source/creator.

    Anyway this made me laugh back then and made me smile now. 5/5

    EDIT: Holy shit 99 votes and almost all of them voted 5?

  19. Leo E. on May 25th, 2010 6:42 pm

    Trainer 1 "Are you suggesting Green migrates?"
    Gold: "Not at all. He could be carried."
    T1: "What, a Spearow, carrying Green?"
    G: "It could grip him by the hair."
    T1: "It's not a question of where it grips him! It's a simple matter of weight ratios! A four-and-a-half pound bird could not carry a 95 pound boy!"
    G: "Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Gold from the New Bark Town is here."
    T1: "Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a Spearow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?"
    G: "Please!"
    T1: "Am I right?"
    G: "I'm not interested!"
    Trainer 2: "He could be carried by a Pidgeot!"
    T1: "Oh, yeah, a Pidgeot, maybe, but not a Spearow, that's my point."
    T2: "Oh, yeah, I agree with that…"
    G: "Will you ask your master if he wants to join my fight against Team Rocket?!"
    T1: "But then of course Spearows are anti-social."
    T2: "Oh, yeah…"
    T1: "So they wouldn't carry him anyway…"
    G: *leaves*

  20. Xyxoz on May 25th, 2010 10:43 pm

    Gary: HUZAAH!!! I'm fyling!!

  21. Link4all on May 25th, 2010 6:51 pm

    Gary wasn't kidding when he said that Ash wasn't on his level.

  22. Nooklear Man on May 25th, 2010 10:58 pm

    OH DEAR GOD WHERES MY FUCKING EYE BLEACH.

  23. CapnJakeBob on May 25th, 2010 10:59 pm

    Hell yeah, best submission EVER.

  24. BlueChameleon on May 25th, 2010 11:01 pm

    I'm on a Spearow mothafucka, take a look at me!

  25. Gamage on May 25th, 2010 7:03 pm

    shit editing… messed up something

  26. Squikker2001 on May 25th, 2010 11:07 pm

    Trainers carry pokemon in pokeballs.

    For transportation moves like Fly, the pokemon puts the trainer in a trainerball.

  27. ctf1990 on May 25th, 2010 11:11 pm

    Sparrow used fly!

    *10 seconds later*

    Sparrow fainted!

    Gary fell to a clumsy painful death!

  28. Xenomorph42Q on May 25th, 2010 11:11 pm

    So you just caught a 7 foot tall bipedal insect with scythe blades for hands, trained it for hours only to find out it can't learn Fly even though it has wings, and who do you see soaring through the air atop a tiny little bird?

    Gary motherfucking Oak.

  29. Judgment on May 25th, 2010 11:12 pm

    and his girth

  30. Judgment on May 25th, 2010 11:14 pm

    Straight flying just for Ash to see

  31. killercartoons on May 25th, 2010 11:17 pm

    lolocaust. Nice.

    (Also, Gary's face in the last panel is priceless.)

  32. fmarulz on May 25th, 2010 7:17 pm

    not gary, he is blue : D

  33. fmarulz on May 25th, 2010 7:19 pm

    he isn`t gary, he is blue : D

  34. Leo058 on May 25th, 2010 11:20 pm
  35. Hareoic on May 25th, 2010 11:21 pm

    He's not FLYing, he's on a wire, see?

    "I am FLYing!"
    "You're on a wire!"
    "I am FLYing!"
    "You're on a wire!"

  36. MrRaccoon on May 25th, 2010 7:25 pm

    I give you that, it's a bird and it can fly…
    but how the hell do you surf with a zigzagoon?

  37. MrRaccoon on May 25th, 2010 11:26 pm

    It doesn't work like that, they send you flying, ask team Rocket

  38. Daifuku on May 25th, 2010 11:30 pm

    With much mastered skill and technique.

  39. TehVortex on May 25th, 2010 11:33 pm

    Please, for the love of God, let this remain the highest rated Halolz submission ever.

  40. TehVortex on May 25th, 2010 11:33 pm

    Someone -1'd you. I helped.

  41. Daifuku on May 25th, 2010 7:33 pm

    E=mc(gay)
    Discuss nao!

  42. TehVortex on May 25th, 2010 11:34 pm

    …wartortle.

  43. Leo058 on May 25th, 2010 11:35 pm

    Gary: "I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!"

  44. TehVortex on May 25th, 2010 11:35 pm

    Apparently they do. Either way, you're trainer card must say: "My other car, is a Togetic."

  45. CapnJakeBob on May 25th, 2010 11:36 pm

    Thanks dude. I could probably guess why they down-voted me, though.

    Still the first thing I suggested that got uploaded, so yay XD

  46. Daifuku on May 25th, 2010 7:36 pm

    Green taunts with his tiny bird. And there is nothing you can do about it..

  47. CapnJakeBob on May 25th, 2010 11:38 pm

    Wording is key.

    Surfing with Zigzagoon.

    Surfing WITH Zigzagoon.

    And I've seen a comic that shows how to surf with Tauros. It's made of win and awesome.

  48. CapnJakeBob on May 25th, 2010 11:38 pm

    No, no, no. He's falling. With STYLE.

  49. TehVortex on May 25th, 2010 11:40 pm

    Much the same way you surf with a Rhydon or Tyranitar. By drowning.

  50. TehVortex on May 25th, 2010 11:43 pm

    Flying at Mach 1, wind whipping out my coat.

  51. MrRaccoon on May 25th, 2010 11:50 pm

    I KNEW FLYING CATS WOULD TAKE OVER! IT WAS A MATTER OF TIME!

  52. Judgment on May 26th, 2010 12:05 am

    Manliest Ditto EVAR

  53. Taco77 on May 26th, 2010 12:40 am

    He is actually Douchebag :D

  54. MasterLuigi452 on May 26th, 2010 12:46 am

    And the worst part: Scyther is Bug/Flying type!

  55. MasterLuigi452 on May 26th, 2010 12:49 am

    I fly on Lugia.
    Does that make me stupid?

  56. MasterLuigi452 on May 26th, 2010 12:59 am

    So much for additional Flying type…
    Does anyone have Metal Coat?
    I need it to evolve Scyther now…

  57. Alpar on May 26th, 2010 1:09 am

    Hey guys. What did I miss?

  58. Gamage on May 26th, 2010 1:11 am

    No his name is Douche

  59. Leo058 on May 26th, 2010 1:27 am

    What do you mean, a shiny or normal Spearow?

  60. ZombieGoatse on May 25th, 2010 9:33 pm

    Possibly even, A critical Hit!

  61. Nicholas Copernicus on May 26th, 2010 1:34 am

    +1s for unsuccessful attempts at the Holy Grail.

  62. Nicholas Copernicus on May 26th, 2010 1:37 am

    I call him Dick most of the time.
    "He's like no other Dick you have ever seen…"

  63. Nicholas Copernicus on May 26th, 2010 1:37 am

    IS NOT POSSIBLE!

  64. ZombieGoatse on May 26th, 2010 1:38 am

    You can't ignore me Mother fucker cuz I'm Gary Oak!

  65. SpartanJedi on May 25th, 2010 9:39 pm

    In Soviet Kanto, Pokemon carry you in Pokeball!

  66. hadoukenman on May 26th, 2010 1:41 am

    I know what to do!

    Anyone want to go hunting?

  67. Nicholas Copernicus on May 26th, 2010 1:41 am

    It's dangerous to surf the internet alone, take this!
    *hands Nooklear Man a container of Eye Bleach*

  68. Nicholas Copernicus on May 26th, 2010 1:43 am

    E=mc(Hammer)
    Your equation is unsolvable.

  69. spaghettiweegee on May 26th, 2010 1:47 am

    F@#$ YEAH SEAKING!

    …Erm, I mean Scyther…

  70. Hejiru on May 26th, 2010 1:49 am

    OBJECTION!

    Red is NOT Ash!

    *nerdsplode*

  71. Jet_Sparrow on May 26th, 2010 1:59 am

    Unsuccessful? I'd say they were very successful.

  72. Jet_Sparrow on May 26th, 2010 2:03 am

    And how many of those have you seen exactly, Nicholas Copernicus?

  73. Daifuku on May 26th, 2010 2:05 am

    I dare to say the attempts were super effective.

  74. Daifuku on May 26th, 2010 2:08 am

    The flaming ones will overtake them. The flaming ones will overtake all.

  75. Jet_Sparrow on May 26th, 2010 2:09 am

    Take a picture, trick, I'm on a Spearow, bitch
    We drinking Revive and Hyper Potion 'cos it's so crisp

  76. Jet_Sparrow on May 26th, 2010 2:14 am

    If memory serves me correctly, a wild Magnemite or Magneton might possess one upon capture.

  77. qwefg on May 26th, 2010 2:17 am

    Just give me a pikachu and a thunderbolt and we will see whos laughing now!

  78. ZombieGoatse on May 25th, 2010 10:38 pm

    -Comes back from setting flying cats on fire-
    What was that about what now?

  79. ZombieGoatse on May 26th, 2010 2:38 am

    A -1 but I saved you.

  80. spaghettiweegee on May 25th, 2010 10:39 pm

    C-c-c-c-c-comboooooo breakah mutha****er, don't you ever forget!

  81. Caelun_Niveus on May 25th, 2010 10:45 pm
  82. EphEphEcksIII on May 26th, 2010 2:48 am

    Gary Oak be trippin' balls yo.

  83. Caelun_Niveus on May 26th, 2010 2:50 am

    So what happens if the trainer tries to call back the pokemon while in his trainerball?

  84. Taco77 on May 26th, 2010 2:50 am

    Nay sir A 1-Hit K.O.!!

  85. Taco77 on May 26th, 2010 2:51 am

    I Lol'd

  86. Taco77 on May 26th, 2010 2:54 am

    Or you could go and buy one at the Pokéathlon Stadium on Friday (:

  87. shadow649 on May 26th, 2010 3:08 am

    Isn't it great how whenever somebody gets -1'd they instantly get +1'd a huge amount?

  88. shadow649 on May 26th, 2010 3:13 am

    Still nothing compared to the doduo with fly. I had one once back in the day of 150 pokemon. http://eternalsaturn.deviantart.com/art/DODUO-USE

  89. shadow649 on May 26th, 2010 3:16 am

    Your jinxing it! Don't give the trolls any ideas!

  90. shadow649 on May 26th, 2010 3:21 am

    but that means mc(gay)= mc(hammer) and that is an improbable outcome. Let's let NASA handle this one.

  91. EphEphEcksIII on May 26th, 2010 3:42 am

    *follows with coconuts making ponyta sounds*

  92. Judgment on May 26th, 2010 3:51 am

    I'm on a spearow and we're flying high and

  93. ZombieGoatse on May 26th, 2010 4:47 am

    Well, then it's like dividing by zero.

  94. spaghettiweegee on May 26th, 2010 5:08 am

    You can't ignore my girth,'cuz it's giant, man!

  95. TheTopHatKid on May 26th, 2010 5:31 am

    …how much for the plane?

  96. Darkangelsv1 on May 26th, 2010 5:33 am

    I guess Gary Oak…
    *sunglasses*
    Just made a fowl move.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

  97. TheTopHatKid on May 26th, 2010 5:44 am

    I have arrived. So if E=mc(gay)=mc(hammer), then the energy in Joules should be equal to the mass of gay(?) times the speed of light, which should be equal to the momentum (mass*velocity, with velocity being 299,792,458 meters per second or c) of a hammer unit, which is actually a unit of length roughly equal to one inch, so… crap.

  98. SS4FireFox on May 26th, 2010 5:52 am

    It's supper effective

  99. Jet_Sparrow on May 26th, 2010 5:59 am

    I'm the king of everything with my fucking Gyarados

  100. Jet_Sparrow on May 26th, 2010 6:02 am

    I must say, this series of comments has made me faint with their high level of awesome. (STEALTH DOUBLE PUN WOOOOOO)

  101. AuraMaster on May 26th, 2010 6:09 am

    I'm just gonna assume "Sparrow" is his nickname.

  102. AuraMaster on May 26th, 2010 6:13 am

    Gary used Taunt!

    Red used Spite!

  103. dimomarg on May 26th, 2010 6:37 am

    Since the Yellow Forest distribution, Gravity has been feeling a bit sick.

  104. AggroAggro on May 26th, 2010 2:44 am

    Red used Curse!

    It was not very affective.

  105. SexyLegs on May 26th, 2010 2:56 am

    Im riding on my spearow, doin tricks n shit
    This spearows horny gettin Gary Oak all hard

  106. CapnJakeBob on May 26th, 2010 8:37 am

    It's pretty cool, isn't it? :D

  107. CapnJakeBob on May 26th, 2010 8:38 am

    You called him Richard?

  108. Fhantinabox on May 26th, 2010 9:01 am

    *looks at Jet_Sparrow and pokes him* You think Shawn is out of usable Halolz commenters??

  109. Arch_Evil_Angel on May 26th, 2010 9:49 am

    If you on the ground, then you sho not Gary Oak

  110. Leo058 on May 26th, 2010 11:28 am

    Pfft. Anyone who has played Sonic games knows that having two body parts that other people have one of = flight.

  111. Leo058 on May 26th, 2010 11:31 am

    Eye bleach is good and all, but you still can't un-see it.

  112. TehVortex on May 26th, 2010 11:59 am

    Maybe that's secretly what the -1 trolls want?

  113. CapnJakeBob on May 26th, 2010 12:39 pm

    To get random comments to +10? Interesting, if true.

  114. Leo058 on May 26th, 2010 12:46 pm

    It means you have a poor sense of priority.

  115. A_R_ on May 26th, 2010 1:22 pm



    Bad Gay-ass?

  116. CapnJakeBob on May 26th, 2010 2:16 pm

    Wait, so…

    E=mc(gay), E=mc(hammer)
    mc(gay)=mc(hammer)
    gay=(mc(hammer))/mc
    gay=hammer

    This makes no sense, hammers are one of the manliest instruments this side of the internet.

  117. elitetrashmob on May 26th, 2010 2:36 pm

    Wrong. Cream. ^.^
    Sonic maybe never listens to his adviser who tells him NOT to star in games where he would turn into a werewolf or a knight, but he definitely has two ears, too.

  118. AuraMaster on May 26th, 2010 2:36 pm

    G: Is there someone else I can battle?
    S: Eh, no; now go away, or I shall use Taunt a second time!

  119. elitetrashmob on May 26th, 2010 2:40 pm

    And you could of course count Knuckles and Rouge and even Eggman in his Egg-O-Matic mecha in as well. Harhar.

    ..Sorry didnt want to ruin your Tails' tails joke, but justice wins. And Sonic Adventure 2 nerd. (Thats me). :-)

  120. elitetrashmob on May 26th, 2010 2:46 pm

    Of course it is >_>
    how could he else be able to tell his hundreds of spearows apart, which he needs because of their short.. durability.

  121. elitetrashmob on May 26th, 2010 2:51 pm

    and then they teleport themselves back to you. awesome.

  122. JakeBondRoo on May 26th, 2010 3:57 pm

    C-c-c-combo Breaker!

  123. Alparssive on May 26th, 2010 12:23 pm

    To the weak spot?

  124. Leo058 on May 26th, 2010 5:00 pm

    Well, Rouge has wings, so that doesn't count. Knuckles can't fly (only glide), neither can Robotnik (machines don't count).

    As for Cream… which body part does she have two of that most people only have one of that allows her to fly?

    FEAR MY LOGIC AND IMPECCABLE WORDING!

  125. Arch_Evil_Angel on May 26th, 2010 6:06 pm
  126. spaghettiweegee on May 26th, 2010 6:22 pm

    Never thought our combo would break! Thanks to you, the one we all haaaate. You're the one, who ruined our soooooong.

  127. rounindx on May 26th, 2010 2:50 pm

    This strip is mine,http://rounindx.deviantart.com/art/My-tribute-Scy

    Please put the credits.

    Thanks.

  128. Shawn Handyside on May 26th, 2010 8:11 pm

    True, but I see him and all I can think is Gary!

  129. ItsJustCandy on May 26th, 2010 8:15 pm

    You're welcome.

  130. StacMasterS on May 26th, 2010 8:52 pm

    Updated! Thanks for letting me know! Awesome comic!

  131. Daifuku on May 26th, 2010 9:38 pm

    Like a boss even.

  132. shadow649 on May 26th, 2010 11:13 pm

    So then it must mean flying cats are taking over our internet right?

  133. XxGiroxX on May 26th, 2010 7:16 pm

    Yes weegee it does CONSIDERING LUGIA HAZ NO frickin auctual WINGS

    … Ho-oh on the other hand DOES

    hmmm it looks like hes on a recolored winged star from airride…

  134. TheTopHatKid on May 27th, 2010 12:21 am

    alternatively, one could interpret hammer as Hammer, who is somewhat badass, in which case gay=badass, and in answer to the question "Does that make me badass, or gay?", one could simply answer "Yes." and be done with it.

  135. CJ47 on May 27th, 2010 1:31 am

    what about Nidoking, Nidoqueen, Mew, and Raichu?

  136. Jet_Sparrow on May 27th, 2010 2:04 am

    Do I think what now?

  137. Jet_Sparrow on May 27th, 2010 2:08 am

    Come on, why has this guy been put to -8? His comment doesn't warrant that.

  138. ctf1990 on May 27th, 2010 2:27 am

    Yes that's his nickname. I always nicknamed my Spearow "Sparrow" just so I can pretend I'm fighting with an actual fucking bird :D

  139. vatonnage on May 27th, 2010 2:51 am

    The day they give Scyther the ability to use Fly will probably be the day Game Freak implements diagonal walking.

  140. Leo058 on May 27th, 2010 11:56 am

    He insulted something Monty Python-related, and must pay.

  141. elitetrashmob on May 27th, 2010 12:03 pm

    No no no =O
    I meant Cream has two ears and so has everyone else. And no one has only one wing.
    But if you meant that not ONLY those can fly who have 1 more of things the others have, you are right. And I did not just say that. *Lalalalala*
    I want to be right, too :'(
    The game is over now. You win!

  142. TehVortex on May 28th, 2010 3:23 pm

    Ohwhoaohwhoaohwhoa.

    Never thought the combo would breeeeeeak,
    He tried to ruin our parodyyyyyyy.

  143. TehVortex on May 28th, 2010 3:29 pm
  144. TehVortex on May 28th, 2010 3:33 pm

    Same goes for any pokemon with a weakness to water. Mew would incorporate the psychic bubble like in the first movie and I imagine Raichu would use its tail like some type of spring-loaded, aqua jet device.

  145. CapnJakeBob on May 28th, 2010 4:13 pm

    That just makes me think of Megaman with the small floating platforms.

  146. CapnJakeBob on May 28th, 2010 4:14 pm

    I kno, rite?

    And how'd you link that? Every time I try and link something it breaks :C

  147. CapnJakeBob on May 28th, 2010 4:16 pm

    What's his Jynx have to do with this?

  148. GullibleGregory on May 28th, 2010 11:33 pm

    Cowabunga!

  149. CJ47 on May 28th, 2010 11:40 pm

    with style my friend. with style

  150. TehVortex on May 29th, 2010 3:31 am

    The html code for creating a link is (remove the underscores in yours):
    <_a href_=_"the url"_>the text<_/a_>

    Remember the space between the 'a' & 'href' and no other spaces except any you put in the text.

  151. L3re7z on May 29th, 2010 12:13 pm

    *Riding away while pretending banging coconuts together is a horse galloping*

    btw +1 for an awesome Comment

  152. CapnJakeBob on May 29th, 2010 12:31 pm

    Really? I tried it before, but it put the URL I'm on in front of it (the Halolz one here, IntenseDebate if I''m on my comments page)

    Small bit of subliminal advertising btw, if that works.

  153. TehVortex on May 29th, 2010 2:36 pm

    Seems to have worked, dawg.

  154. AuraMaster on May 30th, 2010 5:26 pm

    4Kids saw to that.

  155. AuraMaster on May 30th, 2010 5:36 pm

    Just make sure you stay away from Dick Cheney.

  156. AuraMaster on May 30th, 2010 5:44 pm

    Whatever you say, Woody.

  157. truegentleman on May 31st, 2010 6:00 am

    "Truegentleman Fainted!"

  158. AuraMaster on May 31st, 2010 3:38 pm

    I prefer dinner effective.

  159. SS4FireFox on June 1st, 2010 7:12 am

    what about breakfast? the most effective meal of the day

  160. Aboithagameboi on June 2nd, 2010 10:32 pm

    Actually Black and White is supposed to have diagonal walking.

  161. Aboithagameboi on June 2nd, 2010 10:33 pm

    +1
    You know have +60

  162. Aboithagameboi on June 2nd, 2010 10:34 pm

    '0'

  163. Miles on June 3rd, 2010 4:15 pm

    OBJECTION!
    I believe this is what you call a C-c-c-combo breaker!

  164. Miles on June 3rd, 2010 4:18 pm

    Unfortunately, your logic is incorrect, according to Final Fantasy VII universe
    Genesis, Sephiroth, and a few other Jenova-made products have one wing…. and THEY ARE STILL CAPABLE OF FLIGHT!!!

  165. Miles on June 3rd, 2010 4:25 pm

    Nah, Raichu uses it's tail as a surfboard.
    If you don't believe me, look at Pokemon Stadium, Colosseum, XD, or Battle Revolution,.

  166. Miles on June 3rd, 2010 4:29 pm

    Diggin with a diglett seems more possible than the other 2.
    As for squirtle…. It's like shell riding from Super Mario 64
    Spearow…… must secretly be able to use gravity to make Gary Oak and his massive unignorable girth light enough to be carried. That's the only logical explanation!

  167. phaphachboy on June 4th, 2010 2:36 am

    Sephiroth has 1 wing…

  168. MasterLuigi452 on June 4th, 2010 5:17 am

    I smell -1 trolls.
    Somebody +1 quick!!

  169. vatonnage on June 4th, 2010 5:23 pm

    Then maybe we get a flying Scyther now.

  170. TobiasBelch123 on June 5th, 2010 9:26 am

    I Fly a Togekiss. Does that make me gayer than tveye?

  171. TobiasBelch123 on June 5th, 2010 9:30 am

    Pikachu and Raichu surf on surfboards. The animation on Pokemon Stadium 1 cracked me up each time.

  172. masterjiji on June 6th, 2010 12:42 am

    T2: "Wait… suppose TWO Spearows carried him together?"
    T1: "What, would they have him on a line?"

    Yeah, that's quite enough.

  173. Miles on June 9th, 2010 1:43 am

    Perfect flight, I might add.

  174. Miles on June 9th, 2010 1:44 am

    AuraMaster, I believe you meant to say…..
    "4kids used Disable!
    Red's Curse was Disabled!"

    But I'm not sure.

  175. Miles on June 9th, 2010 1:51 am

    Well… Mario surfs on a Shiny Squirtle in Super Mario 64!
    Or was it the DS version?
    Either way, it was a Shiny squirtle. I could tell from the green shell.

  176. Miles on June 9th, 2010 1:53 am

    Raichu's tail is it's surfboard
    Pichu can't use a surfboard until he evolves.

  177. Zabrio on June 15th, 2010 3:58 am

    I think this comment chain, the original + the Replies, has more +'s then any other :O

    Neko Knight still holds the record for a single post though

  178. uzumakiclan43 on June 15th, 2010 7:15 pm

    Now where's that mangy mutt?

  179. uzumakiclan43 on June 15th, 2010 7:17 pm

    Oh, come ON! You know NOTHING can contain Gary Oak's massive ego! It rivals, dare I say it, Seto Kaiba's!

  180. uzumakiclan43 on June 15th, 2010 7:18 pm

    Is it me, or does Red/Ash look slightly older than Blue/Gary in the second-to-last panel?

  181. thescotian on June 15th, 2010 9:03 pm

    When programming the game, they forgot one key thing, or so it would seem.
    that thing is LOGIC

  182. thescotian on June 15th, 2010 9:04 pm

    i guess that's a good thing, but in black & white we also get metal gears, and piggybanks for "pokemon"

  183. vatonnage on June 16th, 2010 3:16 am

    Well you can't really blame them. I would've ran outta ideas at 75.

  184. Jerenator on June 17th, 2010 6:13 pm

    WE MUST BEAT THE WORLD RECORD

  185. Jerenator on June 17th, 2010 6:16 pm

    Negative e-peen.
    It is becoming a plague.
    I must find more information into this matter.

  186. thescotian on June 19th, 2010 2:59 am

    the sad thing is…
    its true

  187. bootmax55 on June 23rd, 2010 10:17 pm

    im no grammer nazi or anything but

    GRAMMER HAMMER!!!!!
    its super effective

    either way nice joke

  188. ClassyFerret on June 25th, 2010 7:11 pm

    Gary "mother fuckin'" Oak
    Pokemon mastaa!

  189. True Hate on June 29th, 2010 1:48 pm

    Looks like you do not understand sarcasm… 'tis a shame.

  190. Leo058 on June 29th, 2010 4:11 pm

    Hey, I'M not the one who -1'd you. I'd probably +1 you to try and even it out if you weren't being such a douche earlier.

  191. Zink120 on June 29th, 2010 4:23 pm

    Come on now, you two!
    Halolz is a place of witty banter, not of politics and grudges! Truth be told, I do not see the sarcasm in your comment, and that's after hearing that it's supposed to be there and looking for it. But that's not the point! You're still plenty capable of reaching 100epeen, especially if you let go of this.
    It's not as if people dislike you, it's just there's an unfortunate tendency here for people to bandwagon -- If they see someone which a negative comment, often their first reaction is to neg it too. The best thing to do would be to move on, there's no need to descend to the level of a troll, m'kay? :-)

  192. Ridge on June 29th, 2010 7:36 pm

    actuly if you look at has feat there sticking in to the pigys back hars the real story

    Gary flyes

    Piggy dies from Garys feat being in his head

    Gary and Piggy falls

    Gary dies from a masiv fall

    :3

  193. AnotherFunnyGuy on July 6th, 2010 11:12 pm

    Scyther! Use slash and remove Gary Oak's… ego…

  194. LeoTheProdigy on July 8th, 2010 2:35 pm

    WOOT, +100!

  195. Rozsudek on July 9th, 2010 12:00 am

    Though a Spearow can't hold an adolescent into the air for a long period of time, Gary's Spearow inherited some of his Girth to hold even the heaviest of things for the longest periods of time.

    Why? Because he's Gary Motherfucking Oak's Spearow.

  196. ZeikHunter on July 15th, 2010 11:56 pm

    I use Poison Gas in your general direction!

  197. Xyxoz on July 18th, 2010 11:16 pm

    111 +1's. Amazing.

  198. Missinko009 on July 21st, 2010 10:11 am

    Oh, that stuff is GREAT on steaks!!!

  199. Pokemaster on July 28th, 2010 5:08 pm

    Stealth Rock says Hi

  200. Pokemaster on July 28th, 2010 1:16 pm

    Perhaps when a small bird pokemon learns Fly, they recieve Falcon's blessing, alloweing them to carry a teenager without so much as a sweat.

    Well, that's my theory anyways.

  201. Karhs12 on July 29th, 2010 5:58 am

    Of course not. E=mc(gay) while E=mc(hammer) The E before mc(gay) is a third of a pixel taller. The difference can only be seen on infinityxinfinity monitors. Also, in the case of E=mc(hammer), E of course stands for energy, as you can't touch it. Da, nanana, ch-ch dana, ch-ch dana.

  202. LeoTheProdigy on August 1st, 2010 9:32 pm

    Not anymore. :3

  203. CoconutHead64 on August 7th, 2010 7:06 pm

    trainer-Alright then this sucks … what kind've pokemon with wings cant fly?
    (gary oak flys in in)
    Gary-HEY POKEMON ASS WIPER
    Trainer-ITS POKEMON MASTER YOU DICK
    Gary-HAHEEHA youll never be as good me and my SPEAROW!
    Spearow-CAW CAW
    Trainer-mmmm… SCYTHER BITE THAT THAT LITTLE FLYING TURD!
    SCYTHER connot learn bite.
    Trainer-JESUS MONKEY BALLS YOU CANT DO SHIT!

  204. Darth54killer on August 24th, 2010 4:19 pm

    If he does dare say so himself, he does tend to "fucking" rock our world.

  205. Darth54killer on August 24th, 2010 4:21 pm

    His girth made the pidgey.

  206. Darth54killer on August 24th, 2010 4:22 pm

    Yes, very interesting with a twisting plot. but yah random -1 and you get + … a lot.

  207. Darth54killer on August 24th, 2010 4:25 pm

    The buird could not support his girth… It's a shame really.

  208. Darth54killer on August 24th, 2010 4:27 pm

    Her boobs…

  209. Odd Troll on August 30th, 2010 2:59 pm

    Nope.

  210. ZombieGoatse on September 17th, 2010 4:26 pm

    -Rimshot-

  211. died70 on September 18th, 2010 3:22 am

    As I stood there with the pictures of innocent lol pictures in the back of my mind, I knew I, no all of halolz, would defend their ratings. We prepared ourselves for battle as the newest picture made its descent from the heavens. Then we saw it. It had so much promise for many lols, and yet, the enemy was on their way. I scouted them. Not to my surprise there was over nine thousand of them. Including Wolf O'Donnell, Nope engineer, and their elite trolls. Thousands of them, all waiting to just get one click in, just one -1. That is how my story begins, maybe I will tell you more later, but the thought of what happened is too much for me right now.

  212. ZeikHunter on September 22nd, 2010 11:27 pm

    At this rate, we'll need a Gary Fucking Oak tag.

  213. Spartan_Laser on October 5th, 2010 5:33 pm

    Might i suggest a balloon,
    That seems to be a popular mode of transportation in Kanto

  214. coltsman88 on October 28th, 2010 6:18 pm

    I get it… Team Fortress in my Pokemonz? It's super effective

  215. coltsman88 on October 28th, 2010 6:34 pm

    Plz tell me why your posts were getting trolled

    P.S. I +1 all of you

  216. ShadowHazuki on October 30th, 2010 12:56 am

    Then perhaps having two of one that is the norm grants flight, and having one of two of the norm also does?

  217. Oddwan on November 7th, 2010 1:16 pm

    It seems like Gary 'Motherfucking' Oak just…

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    …flipped the bird.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  218. Xyxoz on November 14th, 2010 7:05 pm

    Nope.
    I got Surfin' Tauros
    And my Spearow Flyin'
    You're on a Scyther on the ground
    And your Pika's dyin'!

  219. Xyxoz on November 14th, 2010 7:08 pm

    Sorry, I meant to +1 you, but my hand slipped.

  220. Xyxoz on November 14th, 2010 7:08 pm

    Awesome comment though.

  221. Xyxoz on November 14th, 2010 7:10 pm

    Neil Patrick Harris.

  222. dejime73 on December 3rd, 2010 2:00 pm

    well,i fly on giratina…
    i have no sense of priority

  223. dejime73 on December 3rd, 2010 2:01 pm

    his last name is bag

  224. dejime73 on December 3rd, 2010 2:04 pm

    they are almost out of ideas cause there are about 100 bird pokemons

  225. dejime73 on December 3rd, 2010 2:06 pm

    ash rated 1

  226. dejime73 on December 3rd, 2010 2:09 pm

    scyther dont have ass,so ash cant be an ass wiper and scyther cant shit

  227. dejime73 on December 3rd, 2010 2:10 pm

    seaking cant learn anyway-_-

  228. xxpikalexxx on December 3rd, 2010 5:17 pm

    But Gravity makes things fall to the ground. Maybe his Spearow uses Magnet Rise…
    Fucking magnets, how do they work?

  229. Ragnellrok on December 14th, 2010 12:12 am

    I think in red version Charizard couldn't learn fly either…. of course I was a 7yr old kid so I am not sure about that. Either way quick way to fix this issue is with a nice shock wave.

  230. Red on January 12th, 2011 11:42 pm

    There are some things that money can't buy…
    For everything else, there's Gary Motherfucking Oak

  231. Bobomberman on January 24th, 2011 10:12 pm

    Remember when other entries got more than a few hours rated higher than this one? Yeah me neither.

  232. Red on February 9th, 2011 6:24 pm

    What is the record?

  233. shroobot3000 on February 13th, 2011 2:33 pm

    wait METAL GEARS!!1??? Solid snake time(couldn't help saying that)

  234. shroobot3000 on February 14th, 2011 12:43 pm

    i fly on freaking pikachu what that makes me

  235. shroobot3000 on February 21st, 2011 3:19 pm

    its called HSOWA Hot Skitty On Wailord Action

  236. shroobot3000 on February 21st, 2011 3:24 pm

    MUST RESIST…… URGE………. TO MAKE GREEN HAIR……JOKE…..

  237. fyre10 on March 26th, 2011 8:31 pm

    And now comes the slight breeze that destroys his balance and sends him falling to his death…

  238. ZtheWise on September 11th, 2011 1:59 am

    Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
    Gary:Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
    Bridge keeper:What is your name
    Gary: Gary Oak
    Bridge keeper: what is your quest
    Gary: I seek to become Pokemon Master
    Bridge keeper: What is your favorite color?
    Gary: Green
    Bridge Keeper: Okay you can cross.
    Ash: That's it. That's easy!
    Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
    Ash: Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
    Bridge keeper:What is your name
    Ash: Ash Ketchum
    Bridge keeper: what is your quest
    Ash:I seek to become Pokemon Master
    Bridge Keeper: What is the Capital of Hoenn Region
    Ash:I don't know. *is thrown in to a pit*
    Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
    Gold: Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
    Bridge keeper:What is your name
    Gold: Gold from New Bark Town
    Bridge keeper: what is your quest
    Gold:I seek to become Pokemon Master
    Bridge Keeper: What is your favorite color
    Gold:Silver…I mean Gold. *is thrown in to a pit*
    Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
    Red:Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
    Bridge keeper:What is your name
    Red: Red
    Bridge keeper: what is your quest
    Red: I seek to become Pokemon Master
    Bridge keeper: What is the airspeed velocity of unladen Spearow?
    Red:Shiny or not Shiny
    Bridge Keeper: I don't know * is thrown into the pit
    Red: Come Pika *Red and Pika Crosses*

  239. TheInsaneWombat on November 1st, 2011 2:54 pm

    WTF. How do you have 330 +1s? o.0

  240. pika on March 19th, 2012 2:22 pm

    Makes you a super rare special edition pikachu´s trainer that fly on balloons!

  241. pika on March 19th, 2012 2:30 pm

    Yes, its like piloting a gay F/A-22 Raptor!

  242. Zanzibar on May 13th, 2012 5:46 pm

    Pfff.

    Flying is too mainstream, so I swim.

    I ride a Wailord in the water, what does that make me?

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