Scyther can not learn FLY! (Comic)

Damn you Gary Oak! Damn you to hell!
By rounindx , submitted by Fierce Deavora and Jakebob

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2010 · 5:36 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (1,538 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)
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Aerial Maneuvers, Artistic, Failure, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Special Attacks, Teamwork

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242 Responses to “Scyther can not learn FLY!”

  1. Pokemaster on July 28th, 2010 1:16 pm

    Perhaps when a small bird pokemon learns Fly, they recieve Falcon's blessing, alloweing them to carry a teenager without so much as a sweat.

    Well, that's my theory anyways.

  2. CoconutHead64 on August 7th, 2010 7:06 pm

    trainer-Alright then this sucks … what kind've pokemon with wings cant fly?
    (gary oak flys in in)
    Gary-HEY POKEMON ASS WIPER
    Trainer-ITS POKEMON MASTER YOU DICK
    Gary-HAHEEHA youll never be as good me and my SPEAROW!
    Spearow-CAW CAW
    Trainer-mmmm… SCYTHER BITE THAT THAT LITTLE FLYING TURD!
    SCYTHER connot learn bite.
    Trainer-JESUS MONKEY BALLS YOU CANT DO SHIT!

  3. dejime73 on December 3rd, 2010 2:09 pm

    scyther dont have ass,so ash cant be an ass wiper and scyther cant shit

  4. died70 on September 18th, 2010 3:22 am

    As I stood there with the pictures of innocent lol pictures in the back of my mind, I knew I, no all of halolz, would defend their ratings. We prepared ourselves for battle as the newest picture made its descent from the heavens. Then we saw it. It had so much promise for many lols, and yet, the enemy was on their way. I scouted them. Not to my surprise there was over nine thousand of them. Including Wolf O'Donnell, Nope engineer, and their elite trolls. Thousands of them, all waiting to just get one click in, just one -1. That is how my story begins, maybe I will tell you more later, but the thought of what happened is too much for me right now.

  5. ZeikHunter on September 22nd, 2010 11:27 pm

    At this rate, we'll need a Gary Fucking Oak tag.

  6. Spartan_Laser on October 5th, 2010 5:33 pm

    Might i suggest a balloon,
    That seems to be a popular mode of transportation in Kanto

  7. Oddwan on November 7th, 2010 1:16 pm

    It seems like Gary 'Motherfucking' Oak just…

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    …flipped the bird.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Ragnellrok on December 14th, 2010 12:12 am

    I think in red version Charizard couldn't learn fly either…. of course I was a 7yr old kid so I am not sure about that. Either way quick way to fix this issue is with a nice shock wave.

  9. Bobomberman on January 24th, 2011 10:12 pm

    Remember when other entries got more than a few hours rated higher than this one? Yeah me neither.

  10. fyre10 on March 26th, 2011 8:31 pm

    And now comes the slight breeze that destroys his balance and sends him falling to his death…

  11. Zanzibar on May 13th, 2012 5:46 pm

    Pfff.

    Flying is too mainstream, so I swim.

    I ride a Wailord in the water, what does that make me?

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