Gary Oak may be a total douche, but you have to admit compared to Ash he is kind of a pimp…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 1, 2010 · 4:39 PM
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It's about time this video was submitted.
Meh, Gary. He'll always be "Green" to me.
That Eevee/Umbreon makes him better than you.
This video proofs that Gary Oak would eb a tter main character than Ash…
Just like thousand others characters
Musclekarp would make a better main character.
GOTTA MENTALLY SCAR 'EM ALL!
Also, you can't ignore his girth.
So what if you're Gary Oak?
Professor Oak only came when Ash beat the Elite Four.
(Prepares himself for coming storm)
What about Silver?!
No, he only came when Red beat the Elite Four. Ash never made it that far.
I don't think he was in the anime.
*checks*
He had a small cameo in one episode, but didn't even speak.
Pfffffffft!
And that's how my eleven o' clock coffee just covered half of my monitor…
You cruel monster! Think about coffee!
Silver has no anime counterpart, unless you take a stretch and consider Paul.
In fact,he got his ass kicked by Lorelei
Amen.
Zombiemon helped us with that.
Gary's gouda…
but Oak is CHEDDAR.
yeah! without his coffee he'll just sit in the middle of the road then wake up to tell you shit that you already knew about!
Gotta slay'em all?
Love this when I first saw it, Gary Oak is my pokemon hero.
PROFESSOR OAK
He came
And now you're prepared for a COMING storm.
Now add a musclekarp in that equation somewhere and you have a scarring mental image that will require brain bleach.
Oak comes as fast as he can.
Holy crap.
It's Gary fuckin' Oak!
well hes faster than Sonic.
Who isn't as fast as Sonic.
Your Pokemon is in another Castle?
Meh, Gary is overrated. everyone knows that the RageCandy Man is the best.
I just realized something… Gary is supposed to be the same age than Ash, right??
Then why would a 10 years old kid have a personal cheerleader group and drive a car full of girls??
Because He's Gary Mother****in Oak, That's why!!!!
Paul is based on him kinda yeah, but it is a stretch to call him anime counterpart yeah.
But, in the subject of Paul, he is a pretty cool character actually, pretty much like Gary Oak in Kanto with a bit more badass, i mean the guy trains his pokemon like hell, but it works, those in his team are extremely powerful and all (minus the damn weak emotional chimchar that he released and Ash then grabbed) respect the hell out of him. He also rotates his pokemon to give them a fair ammount of fresh air, unlike Ash who gets pokemon for a region and all the others rot in Oak's lab, without a hint of love from their so-called trainer. And let's not talk, ok, actually let's talk about how in ep 600-601 Paul kicked the bloody snot out of Ash in a 6 Vs 6, which ended with Paul having 2 mons knocked out while Ash got throughly raped, even after Chimchar evolved.
So yeah, Paul's pretty cool actually, he should totally meet Gary one day, it'd be like Pokemon's Superman//Batman crossover
Kris > Kotone/Lyra
Cause bitch be tripping balls!
Win.
You muenster! Only Wolf can brie that cheesy!
To be honest, compared to Ash, Erkel was a pimp >_>
And if you don't know who Erkel is, you're a newfag at life.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=260
Sorry, guys. I don't get it. Who is this song about?
There definitely needs to be a spin off series about Gary
HE'S GARY FUCKING OAK!
Yes, you're right. That was entirely my fault.
Heavy: Let this be lesson for ya! You tiny leetle itsy-bitsy coffee spilling man!
I wonder if there is a [i]Gary Oak[/i]y-version of this song…
Alas, I think you know better than consuming a beverage whilst visiting Halolz.
*dies laughing*
You know Gary wouldn't take that shit.
…Well played Dai, well played…
Musclekarp and his friend Pikaman… this is looking great!
Well, Paul would probably be a lot cooler if anyone could sympathize with him. Gary was kind of a dick but Paul seems to do everything in his power to convince the audience to hate him.
I totally agree that they should meet each other, though Gary has appeared recently and since he isn't a trainer anymore he kinda sucks.
OBJECTION!
He spoke in one filler that followed Richie's adventures where Moltres appeared at a volcano.
But does anyone care about Richie?
He's Gary smOAKed… cheese! Heh, get it?
…
~nyoro
Urkel was the goddam Kramer of his day.
Next on Halolz, Giovanni sings "Like a Boss."
I hope.
Edit: On second thought, fuck Giovanni. We all knew Meowth was the real brains of the operation.
Even better question. Assuming it takes a year to travel through an entire region and challenge the Pokemon League, we assume that Ash is currently somewhere around 15/16 (I don't know if you want to count the Orange Islands and the Kanto Battle Frontier as entire years, I think of them as two, half years), therefore, Gary is somewhere around 15/16. Does he simply think a teenager can wander into the world of pokemon research and become a top scientist? Who cares what a freakin' kid has to say about the evolutionary habits of poliwhirl?
A new pokemon series based on the life and times of Mr. Mime, anyone?
<img src="http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p52/StrikerXZ/Halolz/GaryOak5.jpg" border="0" alt="Gary Oak,Demovitator">
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p52/StrikerXZ/Halolz/GaryOak5.jpg
-1s, hitting everyone, including Dai?
Witch hunt!
all your pokemon have fainted exept one who is prlz'd and whos blocking the pokemon center…………………………………………………………………..wolf
Are you really surprised that I'm being targeted? I'm usually the main target ._.
Silver & Paul, counterparts? With a generation between them it's more than a stretch.
Paul's an incredible trainer. Sure he's a prick to his pokemon and makes you wish Ash would shut him up but the fact is, he gets the job done. He closed Ash down with 4 pokemon to squat, and I always imagined at the end of that battle, Paul going, "smell ya later" and walking off into the sunset. Yes. Paul and Gary should battle and make Ash watch real <s>men</s> teenagers at work.
…..*Cough*
its'a poli>wrath<, not whirl. isn't it?
He came for Red and then he came for Gold…but not for Brendan or Lucas.
Guess he won't come for just anyone then.
Please don't milk that joke any further…
Brock singing "Jizz in my pants" would be 10x better
Not "Onyx in a Box?"
Pokemon porn -- never what you think.
doesn't he live at home alone with Ms. Ketchum?
…
Kinky.
WOO!!
I'm a newfag!
YEAH!
Woo!
The Pokemon battle theme sung entirely by gameboy pokemon roars?
Well, it's a rare condition this day and age, to see any good news on the newspaper page.
Well, it's a rare condition this day and age, to see any good news on the newspaper page.
Nice watch, Dai. Is it Swiss? Anyway, I gotta meet my friends, Colby and Jack at the Cottage. They'll be Blue if I don't show.
nah its whirl
wrath is whirl on dose 'roids yo
nah its whirl
wrath is whirl on dose 'roids yo
damn straight!
"i got a safari zone that has kangaskan"
he could probably be the only one who catches it too
2:17 -- 2:27
Looks like ash had a…
*sunglasses*
…Wet Dream!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Removed?
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—--