CSI: Pallet Town

You would think there’d be a pretty big need for a CSI team in Kanto… what with all the “fainted” Pokémon corpses lying around.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 11, 2010 · 12:02 PM 
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Artistic, Gameboy, Nintendo, Pokémon, Retro, Sequential Art, Serious Business, Shocking Results, Teamwork

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172 Responses to “CSI: Pallet Town”

  1. Roflcopter419 on July 11th, 2010 4:07 pm

    Well, that was certainly an ELECTRIFYING experience.

  2. LeoTheProdigy on July 11th, 2010 4:10 pm

    +1 for the first person who can name the city.

  3. VideoGameGeek on July 11th, 2010 4:15 pm

    Squirtle used Meme!

    It's Super Effective!

  4. jayc4life on July 11th, 2010 4:20 pm

    Funny, if the killer's an electric type, why'd they send another water type after it?

  5. NoChorus on July 11th, 2010 4:29 pm

    Caruso's got nothing on Squirtle.

  6. Rocker23220 on July 11th, 2010 4:31 pm

    Lmao, it's about fucking time we got a CSI Halolz, after all the CSI posting we do here.

  7. MrRaccoon on July 11th, 2010 12:32 pm

    Looks like the victim's familiars
    *cool shades*
    Are paralized


  8. DClaw on July 11th, 2010 4:38 pm

    Meanwhile, everyone within the Kanto region are wondering where that loud yell came from.

  9. SpaghettiWeegee on July 11th, 2010 1:19 pm


  10. Dimomarg on July 11th, 2010 1:24 pm

    Squirtle. Squirt-Squirtle

  11. Hareoic on July 11th, 2010 5:40 pm

    You wa shock?

  12. MrRaccoon on July 11th, 2010 5:40 pm

    Awwww :(

  13. BlueChameleon on July 11th, 2010 5:43 pm

    It looks like this episode's plot…
    *squirtle squad shades*
    …is full of Gloom.

  14. dope92 on July 11th, 2010 1:57 pm


    as if i didnt see THAT coming.

    i helped many of you get to 69 e-peen

    now help me! return the favor!


  15. Arb on July 11th, 2010 2:12 pm

    That yell was mewtwo. He provides YEAHs for anyone in 10 miles of recently equipped shades.

  16. Missinko009 on July 11th, 2010 6:21 pm

    Squirtle Squad + CSI = UBER WIN.

  17. TheTopHatKid on July 11th, 2010 6:22 pm

    CSI? in MY submissions?

  18. Gaytits on July 11th, 2010 6:37 pm

    Why is it called CSI: Pallet Town? The town at the end is Cerulean.
    It seems more appropriate to call it CSI: Kanto Region.

  19. Ageless_Evil on July 11th, 2010 7:32 pm

    looks like he's about to enter *puts on sunglasses* a WHIRLD of hurt.

    lol suckish polywhirl humor =p

  20. AuraMaster on July 11th, 2010 7:52 pm

    Oh Squirtle, your callous disregard for life makes me chuckle so.

  21. AnotherFunnyGuy on July 11th, 2010 9:17 pm

    i would watch that show

  22. Kingo on July 11th, 2010 5:19 pm

    hey umm….maybe you dont know this but this was first on a website, http://www.Furaffinity.net

    if this person isnt the same person who made this…they are gunna be pist…

  23. SenorTaco77 on July 11th, 2010 9:54 pm

    In other news SPAIN WON THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. KIDDIELAYUND on July 11th, 2010 10:57 pm

    *Insert YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! comment here*

  25. Alpar on July 11th, 2010 11:44 pm


    A Gloom can't be found in the wild near Cerulean City!

  26. Link4all on July 12th, 2010 12:00 am

    I like memes, they're funny and easy to wear…I mean…I like Squirtles…

  27. MasterLuigi452 on July 11th, 2010 10:34 pm

    Apparently that Poliwhirl went to Lt. Surge's gym and battled one on one.
    And the result?
    Not too good…

  28. ShinesparkZero on July 11th, 2010 11:04 pm

    Gotta love the "Submissions you might like" bar… http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/22/mary-died-of-dys

    Is the website suggesting the best course of action now is to eat the poliwhirl corpse?

  29. Dimomarg on July 12th, 2010 6:25 am

    Squirt. Squirtle Squirtle.


  30. Kirby_Emprer on July 12th, 2010 1:32 pm

    I'm guessing I'm not the only one who knows this, but did you know that in the original Manga the Pokemon actually died? Its kind disturbing to think about.

  31. Missinko009 on July 12th, 2010 6:29 pm

    Did anyone else notice that Gloom doesn't have that sticky white substance coming out of her mouth? He he he…

  32. LolRandomGirdles on July 15th, 2010 6:53 pm

    A squirtle walks into a bar.
    Squirtle: Can I have a martini?
    Bartender: Shoryuken.
    Squirtle: What?
    Bartender: Sorry, just wanted to add a bit of SPARK into this conversation.
    Squirtle: Stop it with the puns. Only I make them.
    Bartender: Anyway, do you want BUBBLEs with your martini?
    Squirtle: *sigh* Guess this needs …
    *puts only sunglasses*
    Squirtle: a MEAN LOOK into.
    (Meanwhile, in Pallet Town…)
    Nurse Joy: You hear that?
    Professer Oak: Nope(.avi)
    Nurse Joy: I’m sure I heard something
    Professer Oak: Must have been a SUPERSONIC sound then.
    Nurse Joy: /facepalm

  33. ShadowDuck on July 16th, 2010 7:23 pm

    Thats not Pallet town…….

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