You would think there’d be a pretty big need for a CSI team in Kanto… what with all the “fainted” Pokémon corpses lying around.
By Bogswallop, submitted by Nathan E.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 11, 2010 · 12:02 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Gameboy, Nintendo, Pokémon, Retro, Sequential Art, Serious Business, Shocking Results, Teamwork · Leave a comment (174 Comments) |
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Well, that was certainly an ELECTRIFYING experience.
+1 for the first person who can name the city.
CSI:Cerulean.
Squirtle used Meme!
It's Super Effective!
Funny, if the killer's an electric type, why'd they send another water type after it?
Caruso's got nothing on Squirtle.
Lmao, it's about fucking time we got a CSI Halolz, after all the CSI posting we do here.
Looks like the victim's familiars
*cool shades*
Are paralized
SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Nice relogging. ;)
Same reason they tend to send hot women after serial rapists…
Because people are jerks
Because, that's what makes good television!
lol Leo you may as well ask what the name of the site is… if anyone here did not know what it was they would be immediately burned to death…
how could they not know that that is goldenrod city?!
Meanwhile, everyone within the Kanto region are wondering where that loud yell came from.
*douses dozens of torches*
No, angry mob, he was making a joke.
Now to wait for Shawn to fix the title into that.
Could just mean a team from Pallet was sent in to investigate.
THE BAD CSI PUNS! THEY'VE INFECTED THE SUBMISSIONS! THE END IS NIGH!
Squirtle. Squirt-Squirtle
*Sunglasses*
'rtle.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You wa shock?
Awwww :(
It looks like this episode's plot…
*squirtle squad shades*
…is full of Gloom.
Don't worry man. There is a riot going on at VGCats demanding for another update. you can go there.
yeah.
as if i didnt see THAT coming.
i helped many of you get to 69 e-peen
now help me! return the favor!
SHOW SOME HALOLZ LOVE!
Meh, I'll let it pass, I don't riot with fanboys, they have no honor
That yell was mewtwo. He provides YEAHs for anyone in 10 miles of recently equipped shades.
HALOVEZ!
Squirtle Squad + CSI = UBER WIN.
CSI? in MY submissions?
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!
*Paralyzed*
I was certainly SHOCKED by it, don't you agree?
Why is it called CSI: Pallet Town? The town at the end is Cerulean.
It seems more appropriate to call it CSI: Kanto Region.
Out of your jurisdiction!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I mean, it's more likely than you think
Naw, it was way too STATIC.
Since it's a spelling error, shouldn't it be the Spelling Hammer, or equivalent tool that may possibly rhyme with "Spelling?"
If this is the best that CSI has to offer…then they've just gained another viewer.
or souls for that matter.
looks like he's about to enter *puts on sunglasses* a WHIRLD of hurt.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
lol suckish polywhirl humor =p
Well said
A spelling shelling?
Oh Squirtle, your callous disregard for life makes me chuckle so.
+1 IS KREDIT TO DOPE
No, the team from Pallet stays in Pallet, except for the crossover.
It all started with CSI: Pallet
But then they made CSI: Cerulean
After that came CSI: Fuchsia
recently CSI: Lavender was made
And we should expect four more spinoffs by the end of next year.
I have 2 in fact, Badonk lost his to me on a bet :)
I think you're getting CONFUSEd
i would watch that show
hey umm….maybe you dont know this but this was first on a website, http://www.Furaffinity.net
if this person isnt the same person who made this…they are gunna be pist…
Including JCIS, or "Johto Crime Investigation Service".
We do… but they're coming to hell with us.
WATTS with all the puns? OHM my God!
I said i love… Halolz! I love Halolz, bro!
Oak Came?
CCCCOMBO BREAKER!!!!!!
In other news SPAIN WON THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH SPAIN'S KING!!!
I personaly like my new idea, the Annoying Spelling Solution, it will find any little miss types and accidential joining of two words (like "alot") and point them out for all to see
The only downside is that it's called A.S.S. for short
I had a soul… but i eated it. :T
Obviously Shawn lost his Town Map.
i have half of one! i half sold half of my soul to the half devil for oysters on the half shell
"Hey, nurse joy, where'd that loud yell come from?"
"I bet it's just oak, somone must have beaten the elite 4 again"
*Insert YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! comment here*
So you can be a hero in a half shell?
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH (doesn't have a working instant CSI link)
Free CSI check!
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
bzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
And the cat eated you?
nope.avi
I EATED IT. ಠ_ಠ
For great justice! Others have assisted me in trying to get me to 100 E-Peen (which I'm still not at for some reason…) and I shall assist those who helped me!
Sounds painful.
NEED A WOLFITE HERE!
Happens a lot more than you'd expect actually.
OBJECTION!
A Gloom can't be found in the wild near Cerulean City!
I like memes, they're funny and easy to wear…I mean…I like Squirtles…
Nope.
In Soviet Russia…
HOLD IT!
Neither can a Poliwhirl!
Since when do WE have souls?
And at the end of the show, when the criminal's been caught, and locked up, and the pokemon of Cerulean City can finally live without fear, at least for a while… there'll be a certain waft in the air. That Squirtle, he'll breathe in deeply, and smile to himself. He knows exactly what it is: the smell of success.
You could say it's one Sweet Scent.
Or just stupid.
I guess he didn't ask Green's sister, otherwise it would've made him look like a pedophile.
How polite.
But the Poliwhirl could've been killed in a battle!
TAKE THAT!
World Cup? Sports? In MY Halolz?
Son. Unless we have Pokewalkers, we don't take interest in this concept you are hinting known as…"going outside".
Apparently that Poliwhirl went to Lt. Surge's gym and battled one on one.
And the result?
Not too good…
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Alpar you don't need to go outside to watch the World Cup or Hockey
lul wut?
Gotta love the "Submissions you might like" bar… http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/22/mary-died-of-dys…
Is the website suggesting the best course of action now is to eat the poliwhirl corpse?
I'm like WeeGee, nobody cares about me, and I need love too. T_T
.avi
You forgot the YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NETHERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS
VUVUZELAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
In Capitalist America, cat is what's for dinner.
I have a soul. I have many in fact. I collect them from my victims :3
We must raise you both! It is demanded of us all to do our duty (Heh, duty) to our Halolz brethren!
I'm on it!
Can't uh… Let you break that combo, SeniorTaco.
I think i'm going to have to CHARGE for all these puns.
CSI: Lavender sounds awesome.
Cubone's mother was killed and now a ghost is haunting Pokemon tower?
Sounds like a…
*puts on shades*
BONE chilling mystery.
YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Only on Wednesday's.
*neck grows*
Still, no sports related activities should be attempted without the use of a Wii or Pokewalker. Safety first, Taco,
HOLD IT! (again)
Squirtle can't be found in the wild at all!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH?????
nope.avi
Squirt. Squirtle Squirtle.
*sunglasses*
Squi.
SSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Xyxoz speaks the truth. Shame on you Taco.
Writing a personal description, getting an icon, and commenting more often would help too you know…
I guess you could say, it got a real JOLT…
*Puts on sunglasses*
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
George W. Bush: "He he he…Tacos rule!"
OBJECTION!!! Speculation!!!
Why do they HAVE to be wild pokémans? They could have trainers too lol. GODS of WARTORTLE!!!
Well, don't AMP the fee up too high.
I find that pun HUMEROUS.
I'm guessing I'm not the only one who knows this, but did you know that in the original Manga the Pokemon actually died? Its kind disturbing to think about.
TURTLE POWER!
Halolz lurker here. Let me help you: http://www.instantsfun.es/csi
and +1'ing.
You +1,we +1 you back.
Miles: "Yes! After hours of training I finally beat the elite 4!"
Squirtle: …had a shocking experience.
Oak: http://www.instantsfun.es/csi
I just use the Spelldoken.
You mean Green Oak who's name is Blue in America?
Or the girl who's name is Blue in Japan?
That was fail.
You put on the sunglasses BEFORE you finish the witty line.
I frickin see what you did there.
You clever…
Ok so i +1'd every comment on this page. I demand fame or I will take it all back somehow! *Takes a meat shield*
And chicken on thursdays!
Where do you find these victims with souls? My victims always sem to be missing those as well as their left kidneys.
That's true.
BTW, how the hell did I get -1?
I smell troll!
http://www.instantsfun.es/csi WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO OH YEAH!
If stupidity was a crime all of the world would be in jail eventually.
Sounds like harry potter meets street fighter though.
GRAMMER HAMMER (OR WAS IT SPELLING SHELLING?)
SenorTaco the I is nonexistent as in spy
What were you planning to do with it?
The sunglasses squirtle never had a trainer!
But Cane is better. actors are lame characters are where it is at.
What does the TV remote say about the Sunglasses level?
O rly?
I thought It's kind of disturbing to think about. *hits with grammar hammer*
I think you meant to say http://www.instantsfun.es/combobreaker
I kind of helped!
U mad?
Ya rly
NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Maybe I'm a Spy?
*cough* Ash *cough*
No. Loling actually.
ArmyOfMidgets used Assist!
Somebody crossed the streams. I'm now color blind. (TT^TT)
I go to 4chan. That's why no one there has souls.
Good thing I've got a sadistic personality. Muhahahahaha!!!
>:3
Did anyone else notice that Gloom doesn't have that sticky white substance coming out of her mouth? He he he…
COWABUNGA!!!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
No. I didn't.
Good point.
I'll fix spelling with the Tatsumaki Spellpuukyaku.
Need a use for the Hadouken now.
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SQUIRTLES!
Well, why haven't they sent anyone against CandleJack?
I mean, he's kidnapped so many people, it's not even fu
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+1's FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS CHARITY!!!
*throws +1's around like candy*
.. Your at 78 epeen.
What do you want, over 9000?
So, you want to be like Weegee?
Wait, does that mean that Oak can come if a Pokemon makes a CSI joke also?
Wait who is this CandleJack person, can I have an ans—
* cough* there were like 5 squirtles or so? *yawn*
Oh that explains ALOT. What was it like before 4chan was exposed to hazardous amounts of win? especially /b/?
Save the hadouken for the trolls. we may need it later.
I want so much awesomeness it will make minds explode… Basically i'm trying to get within 10 of Daifuku
wow i can't believe i missed one word… sonova bitch :( but any way you get +1 for helping.
O RLY?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
A squirtle walks into a bar.
Squirtle: Can I have a martini?
Bartender: Shoryuken.
Squirtle: What?
Bartender: Sorry, just wanted to add a bit of SPARK into this conversation.
Squirtle: Stop it with the puns. Only I make them.
Bartender: Anyway, do you want BUBBLEs with your martini?
Squirtle: *sigh* Guess this needs …
*puts only sunglasses*
Squirtle: a MEAN LOOK into.
Everyone in bar: YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Meanwhile, in Pallet Town…)
Nurse Joy: You hear that?
Professer Oak: Nope(.avi)
Nurse Joy: I’m sure I heard something
Professer Oak: Must have been a SUPERSONIC sound then.
Nurse Joy: /facepalm
*cough* *Only one of which had triangle shades* *cough*
Man, something must be going around…
Pokérus perhaps?
So u no liek mudkips then?
HA! LOLZ. (^_^)
Thats not Pallet town…….
*cough* *o right… srry :P* *Vomits*
Pokérus in my halolz? it's more likely than I think?
Shadow649 used WATER GUN…err, wait…that's not…EWWWW!!!!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
Shadow649 struck it's weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!