You have run out of food. Mary died of dysentery. You’ve found 120 pounds of food.

Poor Mary… she was a good girl. Although she’s even better with BBQ sauce!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 22, 2009 · 7:29 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (348 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
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60 Responses to “Mary died of dysentery.”

  1. Shawn Handyside on April 22nd, 2009 8:19 pm

    Yes I know, it's old… but I just can't resist Oregon Trail humor!

  2. Leo058 on April 22nd, 2009 11:35 pm

    Oh god, that was just horrible…
    …5/5

  3. Trogador on April 22nd, 2009 11:46 pm

    Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do!

  4. CdiGanon on April 22nd, 2009 11:50 pm

    Oh man! How lucky! They found more food.
    Where did it come from anyway?

  5. KingofRetards on April 22nd, 2009 11:52 pm

    Oh, that's dark…
    5/5

  6. Taiho on April 23rd, 2009 12:06 am

    He brought a lot of women along, either he's mormon or he's planning ahead.

  7. omgwtfbbq on April 23rd, 2009 12:20 am

    I think it's a little of both.
    :D

  8. omgwtfbbq on April 23rd, 2009 12:21 am

    I hope that's sarcastic.

  9. CdiGanon on April 23rd, 2009 12:22 am

    Nope.
    :D

  10. Link_09 on April 23rd, 2009 12:26 am

    Every Fight Is a Food Fight, when you're a CANNIBAL.

  11. TalkingBidoof on April 23rd, 2009 12:33 am

    You found 120 pounds of food.

    Joanne caught dysentery.

    Beth caught dysentery.

    You caught dysentery.

  12. DarkSpeedZero on April 23rd, 2009 12:44 am

    YOU MUST DIE!

  13. CdiGanon on April 23rd, 2009 12:46 am

    NO!
    NOT INTO THE PIT, IT BURNS!!!

  14. Exploderizer on April 23rd, 2009 12:59 am

    There's a difference between peeing in a pool and peeing INTO a pool.

  15. Stin on April 23rd, 2009 1:09 am

    Sepember 23? MAH BIRFDAY! Auto-5!

  16. Cheat2Win on April 23rd, 2009 1:57 am

    Interesting. An ox died on my birthday.

  17. MrRaccoon on April 23rd, 2009 2:11 am

    mmm, yummy…

  18. 1qqqq1 on April 23rd, 2009 2:25 am

    Location, location, location!

  19. 1qqqq1 on April 23rd, 2009 2:26 am

    I just love the generic 'food' discovered. It's not directly called meat, so…

  20. Link_09 on April 23rd, 2009 2:50 am

    ZELDA WAKE UP!
    (i am link btw)

  21. Segnaro on April 23rd, 2009 3:13 am

    Long Pork, yum yum.

  22. DarkSpeedZero on April 23rd, 2009 3:22 am

    U LIKE DAT?!
    WEL HOW ABOUT TEH B00K 0F C0RRIDIE?!

  23. DarkSpeedZero on April 23rd, 2009 3:22 am

    NO!

  24. Sigma on April 23rd, 2009 3:44 am

    Would anyone like a breast? A thigh?

  25. Shawn Handyside on April 23rd, 2009 3:48 am

    Done and done!

  26. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on April 23rd, 2009 4:05 am

    At least they'll have Mary with them… for a while.

  27. Link_09 on April 23rd, 2009 4:08 am

    I CANT WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS.

  28. W00T4GE on April 23rd, 2009 4:33 am

    This brings back memories. I named all my party members after my best friends when I was like 7. They all died and I couldn't stop crying, my sister thought it was hilarious though.

  29. Hariku on April 23rd, 2009 4:38 am

    MMMMmmm, that's good ham!

  30. rocket man on April 23rd, 2009 4:46 am

    This strip is from a webcomic, Now defunct but still sombodies web comic.
    What I'm getting at is why the hell has that strip been watermarked? It's the kind of dick move that EbaumWorld.com is reviled for.

  31. jacfalcon on April 23rd, 2009 5:56 am

    Your mom!

  32. jacfalcon on April 23rd, 2009 6:15 am

    "A disorder of the digestive system that results in severe diarrhea containing mucus and/or blood in the feces."

    EAT THAT!!!

  33. jacfalcon on April 23rd, 2009 6:29 am

    Link?

  34. FBSword on April 23rd, 2009 3:25 am

    HEY! HEY! LISTEN! SERIOUSLY! I ONLY WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD OVER9000 TIMES!
    HEY!

  35. TheAceOfSkulls on April 23rd, 2009 10:52 am

    Soylent Green is people!

  36. Paulrus on April 23rd, 2009 1:34 pm

    Yeah…. cannibalism isn't good on one who died of the poopin' disease. There's not enough spices in the world to make me want to eat that.

    Heh. "You traded Mary meat to Native American trader."
    "You got Corn."
    "Trader and his tribe have gotten sick and died."
    "America has received the Western territories."
    Yay, for Manifest Destiny.

  37. FoxyMayo on April 23rd, 2009 3:12 pm

    YOU BASTARD!

  38. Teradohn on April 23rd, 2009 4:25 pm

    Cannibalism FTW.

  39. Teradohn on April 23rd, 2009 4:29 pm

    Want to go see beeg American tee tees?

    http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=265

  40. MrRaccoon on April 23rd, 2009 4:51 pm

    bwahahahaha XD

  41. Paulrus on April 23rd, 2009 1:30 pm

    Like… from the DeviantArt that Shawn posted the link to? I don't know much about the crimes of eBaum, but i'm sure what seperates this from that is the fact the Shawn posts the original artist and his website or something. And if it's unknown, and the guy comes forward all like "ey! I made that! Credit plz!", Shawn will give credit. And i'm sure if the original artist wants in taken down, he would oblige.

    And that, good sir, is why we are not eBaums World.

    We're FurAffinity. XD

  42. DrTimeCop on April 23rd, 2009 6:33 pm

    And delicious.

  43. codemaster525 on April 23rd, 2009 9:08 pm

    lol demitri martin.

  44. Vabolo on April 23rd, 2009 10:49 pm

    "There's a little bit of Mary in all of us now."

  45. BlueChameleon on April 23rd, 2009 10:54 pm

    This is delicious! </bison>

  46. Shawn Handyside on April 23rd, 2009 11:26 pm

    If it's hosted on the Halolz server I put a watermark on it. Also I did link to the artist!

  47. Link_09 on April 23rd, 2009 11:51 pm

    OH THAT WIN IN YOUR STATEMENT.

  48. Luka Tuka on April 23rd, 2009 11:51 pm

    Be careful how you word that, someone could take offense. just saying.

  49. MrRaccoon on April 24th, 2009 12:30 am

    Offense, on mah internetz?

  50. GreggD on April 24th, 2009 2:00 am

    Oh, shit! I just got it! :P

  51. Paulrus on April 24th, 2009 4:04 am

    *evil laugh*

  52. Paulrus on April 24th, 2009 4:05 am

    It's more common than you think. Click here for a free Internetz check.

  53. Spartaaa on April 24th, 2009 6:05 am

    Its more likely than you think!
    Click here for a free offensive test.

  54. Vabolo on April 24th, 2009 11:55 am

    I know, right? We had the solution to world hunger under our noses all this time. LITERALLY.

  55. FoxyMayo on April 24th, 2009 6:21 pm

    You're just trying to get me to say that, aren't you?

  56. Paulrus on April 24th, 2009 10:56 pm

    Not really. I think we got the message by now. I just enjoy being evil.

  57. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on April 25th, 2009 2:45 am

    lmao That's exactly what I did when I first played this. I was little too, so I was horrified when they all died. xD

    I miss this game so horribly now.

  58. Sgtjawa on April 25th, 2009 7:01 am

    WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

  59. CdiGanon on April 25th, 2009 1:13 pm

    I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE WOULD GO THIS FAR IN A THREAD.

  60. penguindude42 on December 19th, 2010 2:06 pm

    OF COURSE!

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