BP finally did what Eggman never could… dispose of the world’s fastest hedgehog!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 8, 2010 · 9:23 PM
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Eggman payed BP 2 Billion dollars to kill Sonic. but it looks like Eggman got more then what he bargained for.
Bunny Rabbot, horrified by Sonic's predicament, had to act quickly. She was about to lose a very good friend: for it was him who saved her from being fully turned into one of Dr. Robotnik's robotic grunts.
"Don' woree Sonic! Ah'm comin' to save ya!" she yelled, in a voice that sounded like Sandy Squirrel after downing half a bottle of Southern Comfort, and dive in after him.
In the end, Tails lifted him out and Bunny Rabbot, because of the weight of her mechanical legs, had been drug down under the oily waves. In her final moments she cursed herself for this costly mistake.
At her funeral she was declared non-cannon, but her legend lives on through the works of badly drawn fanart and fanporn, which I am not going to post because this is a family site.
if only it were a family site. I believe it was you who scarred me with mudkips. *shudder*
Sonic, who couldn't go over water, thought he could go over oil.
Turns out he's wrong.
I would like to note that many of the "non-canonical" Sonic characters are better than the majority of "canonical" Sonic characters.
Aid! Everyone has aids!
Looks like the bunny
*shades*
got the engineer update.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Since this post relates to current events, I would like to offer the following commentary on another recent matter:
Wild LEBRON appeared!
Go, CLEVELAND!
CLEVELAND used MONEY!
It's not very effective…
CLEVELAND used SHAQ!
But it failed!
CLEVELAND used PITY!
It didn't affect LEBRON!
Come back, CLEVELAND!
Go, MIAMI!
MIAMI used SOUTH BEACH!
It's super effective!
MIAMI used NO INCOME TAX!
It's super effective!
MIAMI used WADE/BOSH!
It's super effective!
MIAMI offered SIX-YEAR CONTRACT!
MIAMI signed LEBRON!
LEBRON's jersey has been added to MIAMI's rafters.
ESPN used MILK CASH COW!
It's super effective!
I would also like to note that you spelled "Bunnie" incorrectly.
Yes, I am very much a devotee of the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
How have there not been more references to Team America: World Police on Halolz?
I would like to point out the technical spelling is Bunny.
Awwwwww yeah
However, the character is named "Bunnie."
I also second your remarks about poorly wrought fan art and fan porn.
YOU SIR ARE BEING PICKY. MY NAME IS KIRU BUT MY CHARACTER NAME IS KIRUYUEYU! TRY SAYING THAT.
Sonic: Eggman's oil is all over me!
My…my childhood…
*whimpers*
It seems a troll has made his presence known…allow me to help. +1s all round.
True that -.-
You lieked it. Admit it.
What's the matter Sonic? Can't swim fast enough?
inb4you'retooslow
The incorrect proportions burns us!!!
Nobody lieks Anthro Lesbians! Regular Lesbians with big breastess and I'm in.
I C WUT J00 DID THAR
NEVAR DO EET TO MEH!
*Shudders at the thought of it even being done*
Amen brudda.
He can't swim at all!
And forgive me for sounding noobish, but wut does inb4 mean?
Sonic's the name, cleaning-up-environmental-man-made-disasters-caused-by-inept-stooges-with-money-and-trophy-wives-and-yacht-races-'s my game!
I think this is a bit too subtle.
Oil Ocean Zone. It was a revelation of the future.
Experiment: Say something based on the pic that is perfectly visible and makes sense, and see if someone can see it as something sex related without even trying to make it looks like it
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCES!
Actually, this looks like a job for Suicune.
Looks like all the Sonics in the Gulf Coast are…
*sunglasses*
…going under.
Looks like all the Sonics in the Gulf Coast are…
*sunglasses*
…going under.
Blue hat ,=,
No worshipping this god named Brudda. We only allow you to Worship Falcon,Wolf,or Kamina.
In neglect baldeagles 4.
At least thats what Dai told me o_o
That's the only zone that Sonic will always hate for sure…
Water + oil = not good combination…
Now imagine Tails trying to pull him out but getting stuck, and Knuckles gurgling sludge trying to swim through it.
Muahaha.
True that.
I wish Suicune was alive for real for this situation…
Because some people on here are pussies. And the trolls are assholes. The rest of us are dicks.
WUT?
Quickly Dai and Invisible Man!
To the batmobile so we can work on the device to make objects of videogames real!
CLEVELAND used RAGE!
CLEVELAND's rage is building!
CAVSOWNER used CURSE!
CAVSOWNER laid a curse on MIAMIHEAT!
black cat
It's txt speak for "in before…"
do you even understand the amount of power needed to turn data into not only flesh and blood but also a creature with powers the likes of which this earth has never seen!
HALOLZ &@#$ YEAH!
FALCON &@#$ YEAH!
(keep this going)
sooooooooo… you are in?
Well, we're gonna try catching Suicune and transferring that pokeball to reality.
look I have replied to myself from the future to present plus ones for all
Lylat.
Sonic's eyes are green.
I win.
M'oj Puaht
to make it a carbon-based organism with powers to manipulate nature……
The answer: lots and lots of energy…. just one falcon punch.
It seems like all those years of phone sex are finally catching up to me… I… I have hearing AIDs….
Just let his "Friends" come to the rescue and the sonic world is finally safe.
HALOLZ &@#$ YEAH!
FALCON &@#$ YEAH!
(keep this going)
No it's not. Stop lying. Why do you keep lying?
Back fat.
The sky is orange.
You should see what the rest of the Internet has in store for the rest of your childhood icons.
Silly Jet_Sparrow…. You were the troll all along.
After she saves him they're gonna have hot, raunchy furry sex.
…Wait, what?
….He knows too much…
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
TAKE THAT!
OBJECTION, &@#$ YEAH!
SEAKING &@#$ YEAH!
Nope.
o.o;
*imitates Snagglepuss* Exit, stage left!
*Uses Double Team to escape*
This.
Uhh, sorry to burst your Miami Bubble, but that's the wrong arm.
Also, the Ten Gallon Hat skin that makes it yellow in this picture would use too many triangles and crash the game.
Sonic is already oiled up too.
Big The Cat. Wait…what?
MOUNTAINS, &@#$ YEAH!
WOLF, &@#$ YEAH!
Once you go black, you don't go back. Wait…what?!?
Rule #34 Has NO exceptions…none…(TT^TT)
MIAMI used REVERSAL!
CLEVELAND CURSE CONTINUES! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE
CLEVELAND was knocked out!
Okay, as a Red Sox fan, let me say;
DON'T joke about those curses. They are very, very real.
SONIC landed in an OIL SPILL!
The CEO of BP knows NOTHING!
I agree with you. The Cubs are still trying to shake off the Curse of the Billy Goat. Also, I root for the Packers, yet I'm aware of Detroit's Curse of Bobby Layne.
Since you mentioned the Red Sox, I'm assuming you're referring to the Curse of the Bambino?
That's not what Reversal does in the game. It inflicts more depending how low the user's HP is. If anything, they'd mount a serious comeback in a game against each other and win.
Of course.
And the new curse of the over-payed Ortiz.
Gulf closed due to aid.
also why wont you load id WHY!
Haven't heard of that one. Care to elaborate on Papi's paycheck?
Not really a curse, just the fact that he's been hitting roughly .250 recently, with a $13M salary.
*plays Sonic drowning music cue*
Most players go through a bit of a slump, although some tend to last longer than others. I remember last season Soriano would pretty much swing at anything--above the strike zone, the bottom-inside corner where he had no hope of hitting it, ANYWHERE--and he had about a .179 BA. Fortunately, he's been getting better at reading what to swing at.
Papi probably just needs to get a little refresher from a hitting coach.
Wolf: "Can't let you escape that, AuraMaster!"
I prefer nannerpuss myself. At least it's edible.
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Well, it's been 3 years…
Maybe someone touched Sasha.
uh.. umm… yeah… err… *slams head on keyboard*
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
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WHO TOUCHED MY BAT?!? D:<
So, science has develpoed in a few years what Ryu and Ken could do since Day one?
Well, at least they didn't take as long as the Jedi. http://www.halolz.com/2010/06/18/jedi-hadoken/
Also, forgive for noobish question, but how do you make a word/sentence a link?
Can't let you block that, Star Wolf.
Go AuraMaster!
While his disable is disabled!
hehehe… anatomy.
FALCON PAWNCH, &@#$ YEAH!
COMBO BREAKERS, &@#$ YEAH!
Derek Jeter did.
Psh, who says incorrect proportions are all bad?
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(Warning: Link may contain inappropriate material not suitable for minors.)
MUDKIPZ, &@#$ YEAH!
JARATE, &@#$ YEAH!
And A-Rod touched Dallas Braden's mound, which caused him to snap at him, which inspired a t-shirt.
AuraMaster fled!
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I don't think Ross, Joey, Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel or Monica are going to help him much.
Well I sure as hell know that Big The Cat wouldn't be of any use…
P.S. Froggy committed suicide by jumping INTO the oil spill.
agreed. i think he is thinking of mirror coat.
(sonics drowning cue getting urgent)
Damn you BP, damn you to the deepest pits of Hell. lol
Trolls are evil, 'nuff said
LARIAT!!!!
Where can I buy this?