bp - Bringing you the best

I always wondered how Sonic 2′s Oil Ocean Zone got the way it is… guess BP couldn’t cap that spill either.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 13, 2010 · 4:14 AM 
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Failure, Genesis, Sega, Serious Business, Sonic the Hedgehog, Under the Sea

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43 Responses to “bp – Bringing you the best”

  1. Miles on June 13th, 2010 8:45 am

    BP has officially lost their fortunes.
    They have to save America, The Mushroom Kingdom, and Mobius!

  2. BoxeyBrown on June 13th, 2010 8:48 am

    When it comes to stopping the oil leak,
    I believe Sonic only has one thing to say to BP:

    "You're too slow!"

  3. VyseRogueKing on June 13th, 2010 9:03 am

    I'm tempted to see what would happen if I throw a match down into that ocean now…

  4. SS4FireFox on June 13th, 2010 9:13 am

    FALCONSPLODE

  5. Cypher on June 13th, 2010 9:44 am

    If anything, this makes me wanna run across a oil spill.

    Because OBVIOUSLY it can happen in real life if I can happen in a game.

    "So now you just shoot the cop and take his car.."

  6. Fat_Guy on June 13th, 2010 6:03 am

    was gonna write something serious but oh wait halolz

  7. ThePinkSpartan on June 13th, 2010 10:19 am

    At first, I lol'd. Then I srs'd.

    Jokes aside, this whole spill thing really is horrible. The worst part about it? BP is going to drive gas prices through the roof to "cover the expense" and after an initial dip of -at most- 50 points BP stocks are going to skyrocket.

    The U.S. government should seize and freeze BP's american assets (which is over half their customer base) until this shit is fixed. Bet they'd work pretty fucking fast then.

  8. MiniNinja on June 13th, 2010 10:27 am

    bp -- bringing you the pest

  9. OmegaJunk on June 13th, 2010 11:21 am

    I laughed out loud at this. Well played!

  10. OmegaJunk on June 13th, 2010 11:21 am

    You win!

  11. Leo058 on June 13th, 2010 11:43 am

    We didn't listen! WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!! *sobs*

  12. squirtle189 on June 13th, 2010 12:59 pm

    cut the match… flamethrower maybe?

  13. Leo058 on June 13th, 2010 1:11 pm

    Fiery water.

  14. Alpar on June 13th, 2010 1:17 pm

    So Sonic decided to pay back Mario for making fun of him all those years by leaking out oil into the Mushroom Kingdom.

    Sonic you jerk.

  15. sorin255 on June 13th, 2010 1:18 pm

    next major world tragedy:
    Someone will build a weird looking space colony and blow up the moon…. We'll then be plagued by the popularity/hatred of their emo "leader" returning from the dead

  16. sorin255 on June 13th, 2010 9:22 am

    i'm pretty sure that's sonic's fault though
    he took out the deepwater horizon thinking it was robotnik's

  17. sorin255 on June 13th, 2010 1:24 pm

    don't forget Azeroth -- how do you think the oil patches in Warcraft 2 came to be?

  18. Fission on June 13th, 2010 1:28 pm

    'Botnik Petroleum.

  19. Miketuu on June 13th, 2010 1:29 pm

    "Then kill the hooker and get your money back…."

  20. Miketuu on June 13th, 2010 1:30 pm

    Smoooooooooooooke on the waaater

  21. Daifuku on June 13th, 2010 2:00 pm

    Well now all you liberals out there, are we running out of oil now? Seems to me we have too much :T

  22. Roflcopter419 on June 13th, 2010 2:56 pm

    Bringing you the best? False advertisement at its finest.

  23. EXjericho on June 13th, 2010 11:39 am

    They sent down some robots to fix the leak, but Sonic turned them into birds.

    The birds subsequently drowned. A moment’s silence, if you will.

  24. EXjericho on June 13th, 2010 11:41 am

    They sent down some robots to seal the leak, but sonic turned them into birds.

    The birds subsequently drowned. A moment's silence, if you will.

  25. Gamage on June 13th, 2010 3:48 pm

    No wonder sonic never swims.

  26. Nick Soapdish on June 13th, 2010 3:59 pm

    All I can think of now is oil covered wildlife with this music playing: target="_blank">

  27. Leo058 on June 13th, 2010 4:07 pm

    "Bringing oil to American shores", then.

  28. SentryGunner on June 13th, 2010 6:31 pm

    I don't think throwing a flamethrower into the oil will do anything

  29. SS4FireFox on June 13th, 2010 8:17 pm

    Was oil man here? God, how much lube did he need?

  30. BlueChameleon on June 13th, 2010 10:06 pm

    Don't worry, Obama is here to kick Robotnik's ass!

  31. TehVortex on June 13th, 2010 11:08 pm

    Imagine the boss fights <(^_^)^ ^(^_^)>

  32. MrRaccoon on June 13th, 2010 11:39 pm

    Why had they -1 just for being serious?
    I'm the riotier and I don't aprove!

  33. MexicanJuice on June 14th, 2010 2:03 am

    They should really step it up already.

  34. SS4FireFox on June 14th, 2010 5:03 am

    no, Fishsticks would happen, thats what

  35. Miles on June 14th, 2010 11:10 am

    There too?
    Wow.

  36. Marzen on June 14th, 2010 12:02 pm

    Heheh, my brother actually said this to me the other day: "You know, with all the oil, our childhood dreams of living in a Sonic zone could come true! You know, Oil Ocean!"

    I laughed. Then I cried. Dreams are so bitter sweet sometimes.

  37. Miles on June 14th, 2010 4:55 pm

    Need a Suicune Here!
    Need a Suicune here!
    Dammit Obama, just get a Suicune!

  38. PaladinVance on June 14th, 2010 5:07 pm

    and it all happens right at the start of summer, when prices go up to begin with….
    Just saying, seems a little oil-covered fishy to me

  39. PaladinVance on June 14th, 2010 5:08 pm

    any villain can blow up an oil pipe, I blew up the freaken' moon!

  40. hypermetalix on June 15th, 2010 11:21 am

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  • uzumakiclan43 on June 16th, 2010 2:10 am

    Fire in the sky.

  • dope92 on June 16th, 2010 5:57 am

    you know what else?

    New Jersey government sold all their BP shares before this gas stuff ever started

    yes, before the rig blew up and the leak started

  • piclemaniscool on June 24th, 2010 1:23 am

    Sorry to defend bp, but its not a piece of cake.

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