Normally the Engineer doesn’t have much trouble keeping it up, but every now and then we all need some assistance!
By Shippiddge, submitted by Kirk S.
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Normally the Engineer doesn’t have much trouble keeping it up, but every now and then we all need some assistance!
By Shippiddge, submitted by Kirk S.
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98 Responses to “[VIDEO] Spy Check”
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I myself am an experienced spychecker and I agree that the Spy Check system is infalliable.
Despite the flood of terrible puns that have probably gathered in the time it took me to watch the whole video, I greatly approve of videos like this (though I think the out-of-universe "And now I'm in a commercial for some reason" line is overdone).
Bravo.
Hm… I think one of us posted this in Church of Falcon. Nick Soapdish, you glorious bastard.
EDIT: Found it.
My God…
69 E-Peen.
ICON UPDATE
If they do get sapped, we got a cure for that as well!
Our redefined stoneage tool can keep your dispenser up, even after sappage!
*note: we are not responsible for damaged property due to the usage of this method*
*Points to 99 E-Peen*
Help?
+1s IS KREDIT TO ALPAR
Salutations, and Appreciations, comrade.
This is a product that I endorse…
…on my hat. *Spy Check logo syncs off hat movements*
Warning: Constance use of Spy Check may lead to a Burning sensation on your dispensor.
Side note : So many innuedos… i wasnt sure where to go with my comment >.>
Being on fire doesn't stop a spy from sapping your dispenser, it only burns him until he dies. That's why you should buy *my* product, called "Check Spy". It features a spy who'll stab anyone approaching your dispenser, which is way better than paying some retarded bisexual man to M1W around the place.
All for the low, low price of being stabbed in th…not building any sentries nearby.
You helped me get 69, I shall return the favor.
Don't point to your peen. It's rude.
Well, the pyro is a man of words afterall
Also, Nick, have I said lately I love you?
Pyro: best salesman ever.
W….. T…… F…….
When I was watching this I was thinking, "haha erection jokes, I think I made that joke once." and "This video is pretty awesome."
and then I see based on commentary from Nick Soapdish?!? Mind asplode
In the immortal words of Steve Urkel, "Did I do that?"
yes you did.
now be proud for your child !
19 Refined metal?! That's up to 6 Hats! All that for a lousy Pyro that gets backstabbed while AFKing and takes Spy corpses out for a single frame? (1:03 for those of you quick enough to notice)
Man I can't believe the stuff I'm missing. That's it I'm on the forums now.
I went looking for the comment that started this and found it: http://www.halolz.com/2009/05/27/erectin-a-dispen…
Ironically it only got +3 and no replies.
This is pretty awesome though absolutely made my day.
Anyone want to make a 9/11 video now?
We must bring Alpar to glory! he is the Chosen Voice of the Meme!
Welcome Brother!
You may now choose among the Monocles and Top hats. Or go without. I find it hard to wear one with such a malformed head. . .
Oh Great Falcon save me it's been Fourteen minutes AND I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE! I DON'T WANT TO BE KILLED WITH AN AX!
19 Refined Metal? What a deal!
We have know of this a long time, many congrats on the forum!
SPYCHECK!
Just give me the metal and your Sentry will be perfectly fine.
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HERE'S PYRO!
It's been over 15 minues and none of you have called yet…
Damn, the Pyro is a real salesman, he just needs to say hmph and I'd buy whatever he sells (I think the death threat also helps…. NOPE!)
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SPY CHECK! GET ON THE BALL AND TRY IT TODAY!
…SHE'S GONNA LOVE YOUR NUTS!
They say that power corrupts…., Aw f*ck it! (+1'd)
Lucky, i've been stuck at 91 for a while.
Spy check may works on Spys (redundant Xyxoz is redundant) however,
Wolf can't let you erect that, dispenser!
I think I'll use a bowler hat, if you don't mind!
that second part is by the scout, not billy mays.
That was very silly and obscure. Why would anyone use such a product?
Is he?
Is he?
Who knows?
Anyways, I'm gonna help you out Alpar! I believe in you! In a totally heterosexual way!
Side effects may include: headache, upset stomach, back stab pain, muscle pain, nasal stuffiness, flushing, pain in arms or legs, severe burns, dizziness, or vision changes. If any of these effects persist or worsen, notify medic promptly. Dispensing may put extra strain on your heart, especially if you have heart problems. If you have heart problems or experience any of the following serious side effects during dispensing, stop and inform medic immediately of: severe dizziness, fainting, chest pain. In the unlikely event you have a painful or prolonged dispenser (lasting more than 4 hours), stop using spy check and seek immediate medical attention or permanent problems could occur. A serious allergic reaction is unlikely, but seek immediate medical attention if it occurs. Symptoms of a serious allergic reaction include: rash, itching, unusual swelling, severe dizziness, trouble breathing. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact medic or Gabe Newell
I swear, I saw that too. I was like "Wow, that's OUR NICK?"
But nope. We appear to have a spy, gentlemen!
Only if I get help to the all-mighty 69. :3
Daifuku could still beat him, easily.
I had to counter the trolls but I couldn't help myself, could somone please help me.
The guy working the subtitles probably needed to buy spell check, instead. (0:34 in. "Garunteed"? Are you kidding me?)
HUR DURR.
HUDDR HURDRR HUR
HUR HUR HURRRRRR…..
Not sure I trust you……
*Blaze kicks Acrazykonke*
The person does have a point.
So, here. A +1 mined from the depths of hell's diamond mines. It's so potent that any girls within 20 feet of it that aren't pregnant will be Falcon knocked up on a Thursday.
I still don't have a hat or monocle.
Good sir, where may I find such eyewear and headwear?
Oh now? I submitted this when I first made it…I thought it was purposefully rejected. So yay! ^_^
The funniest comments are always from Halolz…sometimes they outshine the image itself. Anything that comes of Nick Soapdish's mouth, for instance, can be made into film and sell millions.
Everyone has been telling me that. To my dismay, I've apparently been spelling it incorrectly for years! D:
well, since you asked politely
At the gentleman's tailors down the street, or this contrapsion called the internet…
…that and there's always photoshop
What's that dope92? Kill them all? GOOD IDEA!
OR you could just bring your Grandfather's shotgun and crit everyone to death. Just Sayin'.
Only for you.
Um… keep it tasteful, alright? As in, no 9/11 videos.
i have this Problem all the time..
now thanks to spycheck my despenser stays up long enough
TO F**KING SHOOT THAT SPY IN THE FACE
…..just wait till i get my new shot gun hes goona regret evreythinng…
(AT TIME OF COMMENT 45 Golden wrenchs HAVE BEEN FOUND)
Because we can, and it's free.
call 1-800-HUR-DURR now. And if you call me within 30 minutes I will grant you a free +1 (this is not a cheesy way to up my e-peen or anything)
Hey, it's the Scout, with ShamWow!
All in a day's work.
No u.
And now you also know Blaze kick? Dear lord, things just get more awkward with you…
+1'ers are credit to team!
Thank you all! +1s for all of you!
But what about our 9/11 tradition?
Ok, what part of "The Lord Falcon turned into a Blaziken and knocked up my mother" do you not understand, EggOnMaxx? Because it's very simple. Not like the bullcrap that is Skitty and Wailord breeding.
Oh sorry, ZombieGoatse.
I couldn't find my phone in 14 minutes so I used yours.
You can have it back now.
A spy was sappin his grammar.
Good sir, what is the shop of photos you speak of?
(In other words, can someone photoshop it for me?)
I love how here and on falconchurch, some people see your name in the credits and assume that you made it.
INSTANT E-PEEN GRAB?!
DAMN! 17 refined Metal short!
And then Captain Falcon had work for weeks at his abortion clinic.
i heard that's how zebidia mann went, didn't contact his medic when his dispenser was up for more than 4 hours
Have a Deviantart account? Look up Badonk or T-C-C. ;)
Sooo… let me get this straight. Your dad is Cpt. Falcon/Blaziken and your mom was a Lucario? And you know Blaze kick, aura sphere, shoryuken and objection?
…I hate my keyboard, took me five minutes to type this due to key-lag.
You posted this seven hours ago. Do I still get a +1? :3
Well okay, because I'm going on a holiday in 11 hours I'll give u one. you need to get into the tophat-monocle club of 69+ anyway.
I'm gonna time travel and +1 you from the past, which will change the future so that you get to 100 quicker, Alpar.
Anyone wanna join me?
Need a monocle here!
Need a top hat here!
Need a tape recorder here!E-peen up.Need a tape recorder here!Need a tape recorder here!E-peen up.Need a tape recorder here!
No i'm not bored, what made u think that? Well that'll be al for tnight, see you around folks. …God I hate this keyboard.
Yeah.
It's even been reported to impregnate a few men…. O.o
I asked Badonk, but he hasn't done it yet D:
OMG IT'S THE SHIPPIDDGE!
He Maeks teh Smashtasm!
Well, Falcon Punch, Blaze Kick, Aura Sphere, Shoryuken, objection, and Disable.
Somehow, dad temporarily stole Wolf's powers, and I haz them now.
Try TCC, he made mine completely. :P
Welcome, Shippidge! I'll start you off with a complimentary +1.
Ah, welcome. Have a +1.
I meant no disrespect by that comment, just so you know.
As well as mine.
So you know six moves? You really are… liek da cooles pokemans evar!@ …but I ran out of pokeballs.
In the words of the Heavy,
Very Well!
Actually, Wolf also can't let you buy that, Spy Check.
Even if you did, I'd just use Wolf's powers
Which means I can't let you catch me, trainer.
What if Nick Soapdish wrote a movie?
I have no idea why I didn't post this sooner! Sometimes I just forget to post stuff and it gets pushed way to the bottom of the email box. :/
haha i thought this video was funny so thats why i sent it in
well I guess I reminded you then L0L
+1 Because I'm a nice person.
Plus he doesn't sound like the shamwow guy.
I did.