Normally the Engineer doesn’t have much trouble keeping it up, but every now and then we all need some assistance!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2010 · 9:46 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (185 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)
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98 Responses to “[VIDEO] Spy Check”

  1. mckillyoface on July 6th, 2010 1:53 am

    I myself am an experienced spychecker and I agree that the Spy Check system is infalliable.

  2. MutatedBear on July 6th, 2010 1:59 am

    Despite the flood of terrible puns that have probably gathered in the time it took me to watch the whole video, I greatly approve of videos like this (though I think the out-of-universe "And now I'm in a commercial for some reason" line is overdone).

    Bravo.

  3. LeoTheProdigy on July 5th, 2010 10:02 pm

    Hm… I think one of us posted this in Church of Falcon. Nick Soapdish, you glorious bastard.

    EDIT: Found it.

  4. VideoGameGeek on July 5th, 2010 10:02 pm

    My God…

    69 E-Peen.

    ICON UPDATE

  5. DrRickRollins on July 6th, 2010 2:24 am

    If they do get sapped, we got a cure for that as well!
    Our redefined stoneage tool can keep your dispenser up, even after sappage!

    *note: we are not responsible for damaged property due to the usage of this method*

  6. Alpar on July 5th, 2010 10:25 pm

    *Points to 99 E-Peen*

    Help?

  7. DrRickRollins on July 6th, 2010 2:26 am

    +1s IS KREDIT TO ALPAR

  8. Alpar on July 5th, 2010 10:27 pm

    Salutations, and Appreciations, comrade.

  9. Darkangelsv1 on July 6th, 2010 2:27 am

    This is a product that I endorse…

    …on my hat. *Spy Check logo syncs off hat movements*

  10. Dr.Panda on July 6th, 2010 2:31 am

    Warning: Constance use of Spy Check may lead to a Burning sensation on your dispensor.

    Side note : So many innuedos… i wasnt sure where to go with my comment >.>

  11. truegentleman on July 6th, 2010 2:32 am

    Being on fire doesn't stop a spy from sapping your dispenser, it only burns him until he dies. That's why you should buy *my* product, called "Check Spy". It features a spy who'll stab anyone approaching your dispenser, which is way better than paying some retarded bisexual man to M1W around the place.

    All for the low, low price of being stabbed in th…not building any sentries nearby.

  12. VideoGameGeek on July 6th, 2010 2:37 am

    You helped me get 69, I shall return the favor.

  13. Roflcopter419 on July 6th, 2010 2:39 am

    Don't point to your peen. It's rude.

  14. MrRaccoon on July 6th, 2010 2:39 am

    Well, the pyro is a man of words afterall
    Also, Nick, have I said lately I love you?

  15. Roflcopter419 on July 6th, 2010 2:40 am

    Pyro: best salesman ever.

  16. Nick Soapdish on July 6th, 2010 2:42 am

    W….. T…… F…….

    When I was watching this I was thinking, "haha erection jokes, I think I made that joke once." and "This video is pretty awesome."
    and then I see based on commentary from Nick Soapdish?!? Mind asplode

    In the immortal words of Steve Urkel, "Did I do that?"

  17. fmarulz on July 6th, 2010 2:45 am

    yes you did.

    now be proud for your child !

  18. Tifakitteh on July 6th, 2010 2:46 am

    19 Refined metal?! That's up to 6 Hats! All that for a lousy Pyro that gets backstabbed while AFKing and takes Spy corpses out for a single frame? (1:03 for those of you quick enough to notice)

  19. Nick Soapdish on July 6th, 2010 2:48 am

    Man I can't believe the stuff I'm missing. That's it I'm on the forums now.

    I went looking for the comment that started this and found it: http://www.halolz.com/2009/05/27/erectin-a-dispen
    Ironically it only got +3 and no replies.

    This is pretty awesome though absolutely made my day.
    Anyone want to make a 9/11 video now?

  20. ZombieGoatse on July 6th, 2010 2:56 am

    We must bring Alpar to glory! he is the Chosen Voice of the Meme!

  21. ZombieGoatse on July 6th, 2010 2:59 am

    Welcome Brother!
    You may now choose among the Monocles and Top hats. Or go without. I find it hard to wear one with such a malformed head. . .

  22. ZombieGoatse on July 6th, 2010 3:00 am

    Oh Great Falcon save me it's been Fourteen minutes AND I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE! I DON'T WANT TO BE KILLED WITH AN AX!

  23. Cypher on July 6th, 2010 3:14 am

    19 Refined Metal? What a deal!

  24. Badonk on July 6th, 2010 3:15 am

    We have know of this a long time, many congrats on the forum!

  25. Acrazymonke on July 6th, 2010 3:29 am

    SPYCHECK!

  26. Acrazymonke on July 6th, 2010 3:30 am

    Just give me the metal and your Sentry will be perfectly fine.

  27. Acrazymonke on July 6th, 2010 3:31 am

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    HERE'S PYRO!

  28. Acrazymonke on July 6th, 2010 3:34 am

    It's been over 15 minues and none of you have called yet…

  29. El_bruno on July 6th, 2010 3:35 am

    Damn, the Pyro is a real salesman, he just needs to say hmph and I'd buy whatever he sells (I think the death threat also helps…. NOPE!)

  30. Trogador on July 6th, 2010 3:37 am

    BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SPY CHECK! GET ON THE BALL AND TRY IT TODAY!

    …SHE'S GONNA LOVE YOUR NUTS!

  31. El_bruno on July 6th, 2010 3:38 am

    They say that power corrupts…., Aw f*ck it! (+1'd)

  32. Acrazymonke on July 6th, 2010 3:42 am

    Lucky, i've been stuck at 91 for a while.

  33. Xyxoz on July 6th, 2010 12:45 am

    Spy check may works on Spys (redundant Xyxoz is redundant) however,
    Wolf can't let you erect that, dispenser!

  34. VideoGameGeek on July 6th, 2010 4:48 am

    I think I'll use a bowler hat, if you don't mind!

  35. Pringer X on July 6th, 2010 4:51 am

    that second part is by the scout, not billy mays.

  36. True Hate on July 6th, 2010 5:04 am

    That was very silly and obscure. Why would anyone use such a product?

  37. Miles on July 6th, 2010 5:19 am

    Is he?
    Is he?
    Who knows?
    Anyways, I'm gonna help you out Alpar! I believe in you! In a totally heterosexual way!

  38. spplmj on July 6th, 2010 1:27 am

    Side effects may include: headache, upset stomach, back stab pain, muscle pain, nasal stuffiness, flushing, pain in arms or legs, severe burns, dizziness, or vision changes. If any of these effects persist or worsen, notify medic promptly. Dispensing may put extra strain on your heart, especially if you have heart problems. If you have heart problems or experience any of the following serious side effects during dispensing, stop and inform medic immediately of: severe dizziness, fainting, chest pain. In the unlikely event you have a painful or prolonged dispenser (lasting more than 4 hours), stop using spy check and seek immediate medical attention or permanent problems could occur. A serious allergic reaction is unlikely, but seek immediate medical attention if it occurs. Symptoms of a serious allergic reaction include: rash, itching, unusual swelling, severe dizziness, trouble breathing. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact medic or Gabe Newell

  39. Marzen on July 6th, 2010 5:39 am

    I swear, I saw that too. I was like "Wow, that's OUR NICK?"

    But nope. We appear to have a spy, gentlemen!

  40. Marzen on July 6th, 2010 5:52 am

    Only if I get help to the all-mighty 69. :3

  41. Acrazymonke on July 6th, 2010 6:38 am

    Daifuku could still beat him, easily.

  42. Acrazymonke on July 6th, 2010 6:40 am

    I had to counter the trolls but I couldn't help myself, could somone please help me.

  43. AuraMaster on July 6th, 2010 6:43 am

    The guy working the subtitles probably needed to buy spell check, instead. (0:34 in. "Garunteed"? Are you kidding me?)

  44. dope92 on July 6th, 2010 7:31 am

    HUR DURR.

    HUDDR HURDRR HUR

    HUR HUR HURRRRRR…..

  45. Miles on July 6th, 2010 7:59 am

    Not sure I trust you……
    *Blaze kicks Acrazykonke*

  46. Miles on July 6th, 2010 8:05 am

    The person does have a point.
    So, here. A +1 mined from the depths of hell's diamond mines. It's so potent that any girls within 20 feet of it that aren't pregnant will be Falcon knocked up on a Thursday.

  47. Miles on July 6th, 2010 8:06 am

    I still don't have a hat or monocle.
    Good sir, where may I find such eyewear and headwear?

  48. Shippiddge on July 6th, 2010 4:22 am

    Oh now? I submitted this when I first made it…I thought it was purposefully rejected. So yay! ^_^

    The funniest comments are always from Halolz…sometimes they outshine the image itself. Anything that comes of Nick Soapdish's mouth, for instance, can be made into film and sell millions.

  49. Shippiddge on July 6th, 2010 4:23 am

    Everyone has been telling me that. To my dismay, I've apparently been spelling it incorrectly for years! D:

  50. Inky Blue on July 6th, 2010 10:23 am

    well, since you asked politely

  51. Inky Blue on July 6th, 2010 10:31 am

    At the gentleman's tailors down the street, or this contrapsion called the internet…

    …that and there's always photoshop

  52. Inky Blue on July 6th, 2010 10:32 am

    What's that dope92? Kill them all? GOOD IDEA!

  53. Dimomarg on July 6th, 2010 10:56 am

    OR you could just bring your Grandfather's shotgun and crit everyone to death. Just Sayin'.

  54. LeoTheProdigy on July 6th, 2010 12:32 pm

    Only for you.

  55. LeoTheProdigy on July 6th, 2010 12:33 pm

    Um… keep it tasteful, alright? As in, no 9/11 videos.

  56. XxGiroxX on July 6th, 2010 2:09 pm

    i have this Problem all the time..
    now thanks to spycheck my despenser stays up long enough
    TO F**KING SHOOT THAT SPY IN THE FACE
    …..just wait till i get my new shot gun hes goona regret evreythinng…

    (AT TIME OF COMMENT 45 Golden wrenchs HAVE BEEN FOUND)

  57. EggOnMaxx on July 6th, 2010 3:21 pm

    Because we can, and it's free.

  58. EggOnMaxx on July 6th, 2010 3:23 pm

    call 1-800-HUR-DURR now. And if you call me within 30 minutes I will grant you a free +1 (this is not a cheesy way to up my e-peen or anything)

  59. spaghettiweegee on July 6th, 2010 3:23 pm

    Hey, it's the Scout, with ShamWow!

  60. Alpar on July 6th, 2010 3:25 pm

    All in a day's work.

  61. Alpar on July 6th, 2010 3:25 pm

    No u.

  62. EggOnMaxx on July 6th, 2010 3:30 pm

    And now you also know Blaze kick? Dear lord, things just get more awkward with you…

  63. Alpar on July 6th, 2010 3:37 pm

    +1'ers are credit to team!

    Thank you all! +1s for all of you!

  64. Roflcopter419 on July 6th, 2010 4:11 pm

    But what about our 9/11 tradition?

  65. Miles on July 6th, 2010 4:19 pm

    Ok, what part of "The Lord Falcon turned into a Blaziken and knocked up my mother" do you not understand, EggOnMaxx? Because it's very simple. Not like the bullcrap that is Skitty and Wailord breeding.

  66. Miles on July 6th, 2010 4:20 pm

    Oh sorry, ZombieGoatse.
    I couldn't find my phone in 14 minutes so I used yours.
    You can have it back now.

  67. Miles on July 6th, 2010 4:21 pm

    A spy was sappin his grammar.

  68. Miles on July 6th, 2010 4:24 pm

    Good sir, what is the shop of photos you speak of?
    (In other words, can someone photoshop it for me?)

  69. Tifakitteh on July 6th, 2010 4:35 pm

    I love how here and on falconchurch, some people see your name in the credits and assume that you made it.

    INSTANT E-PEEN GRAB?!

  70. KIDDIELAYUND on July 6th, 2010 4:47 pm

    DAMN! 17 refined Metal short!

  71. Tifakitteh on July 6th, 2010 12:50 pm

    And then Captain Falcon had work for weeks at his abortion clinic.

  72. SS4FireFox on July 6th, 2010 4:54 pm

    i heard that's how zebidia mann went, didn't contact his medic when his dispenser was up for more than 4 hours

  73. AuraMaster on July 6th, 2010 8:00 pm

    Have a Deviantart account? Look up Badonk or T-C-C. ;)

  74. EggOnMaxx on July 6th, 2010 9:32 pm

    Sooo… let me get this straight. Your dad is Cpt. Falcon/Blaziken and your mom was a Lucario? And you know Blaze kick, aura sphere, shoryuken and objection?
    …I hate my keyboard, took me five minutes to type this due to key-lag.

  75. Marzen on July 6th, 2010 10:56 pm

    You posted this seven hours ago. Do I still get a +1? :3

  76. EggOnMaxx on July 6th, 2010 10:59 pm

    Well okay, because I'm going on a holiday in 11 hours I'll give u one. you need to get into the tophat-monocle club of 69+ anyway.

  77. Miles on July 6th, 2010 11:00 pm

    I'm gonna time travel and +1 you from the past, which will change the future so that you get to 100 quicker, Alpar.
    Anyone wanna join me?

  78. Miles on July 6th, 2010 11:00 pm

    Need a monocle here!
    Need a top hat here!

  79. EggOnMaxx on July 6th, 2010 11:05 pm

    Need a tape recorder here!E-peen up.Need a tape recorder here!Need a tape recorder here!E-peen up.Need a tape recorder here!
    No i'm not bored, what made u think that? Well that'll be al for tnight, see you around folks. …God I hate this keyboard.

  80. Miles on July 7th, 2010 1:27 am

    Yeah.
    It's even been reported to impregnate a few men…. O.o

  81. Miles on July 7th, 2010 1:28 am

    I asked Badonk, but he hasn't done it yet D:

  82. Miles on July 7th, 2010 2:00 am

    OMG IT'S THE SHIPPIDDGE!
    He Maeks teh Smashtasm!

  83. Miles on July 7th, 2010 2:04 am

    Well, Falcon Punch, Blaze Kick, Aura Sphere, Shoryuken, objection, and Disable.
    Somehow, dad temporarily stole Wolf's powers, and I haz them now.

  84. Dracojounin7 on July 7th, 2010 3:54 am

    Try TCC, he made mine completely. :P

  85. Dracojounin7 on July 7th, 2010 3:55 am

    Welcome, Shippidge! I'll start you off with a complimentary +1.

  86. AuraMaster on July 7th, 2010 5:42 am

    Ah, welcome. Have a +1.

    I meant no disrespect by that comment, just so you know.

  87. AuraMaster on July 7th, 2010 5:43 am

    As well as mine.

  88. EggOnMaxx on July 7th, 2010 5:48 am

    So you know six moves? You really are… liek da cooles pokemans evar!@ …but I ran out of pokeballs.

  89. Miles on July 7th, 2010 5:09 pm

    In the words of the Heavy,
    Very Well!

  90. Miles on July 7th, 2010 5:15 pm

    Actually, Wolf also can't let you buy that, Spy Check.

  91. Miles on July 7th, 2010 5:19 pm

    Even if you did, I'd just use Wolf's powers
    Which means I can't let you catch me, trainer.

  92. Miles on July 7th, 2010 5:20 pm

    What if Nick Soapdish wrote a movie?

  93. Shawn Handyside on July 8th, 2010 5:18 am

    I have no idea why I didn't post this sooner! Sometimes I just forget to post stuff and it gets pushed way to the bottom of the email box. :/

  94. ENGINEER_FTW on July 10th, 2010 2:09 am

    haha i thought this video was funny so thats why i sent it in

  95. ENGINEER_FTW on July 10th, 2010 2:11 am

    well I guess I reminded you then L0L

  96. Cactuar213 on July 10th, 2010 8:29 am

    +1 Because I'm a nice person.

  97. femaxunit on July 10th, 2010 7:58 pm

    Plus he doesn't sound like the shamwow guy.

  98. femaxunit on July 10th, 2010 7:59 pm

    I did.

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