ERECTIN’ A DISPENSER

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1. NOICEMAN on May 27th, 2009 6:19 am
   

   LEVEL 3 ERECTION.

   BOINK
2. Ryan on May 27th, 2009 6:19 am
   

   I'm sorry, but I had to give it a 2. It was a great, GREAT, idea, but it was funny because it was exactly what the rating said, LAME. And, of course, everyone's heard this idea before.
3. Rayth on May 27th, 2009 6:38 am
   

   First submission in a long time that's made me actually laugh x) (of course, it being 2 AM might have something to do with that…)

   5'd anyway. For the lulz.
4. Nick Soapdish on May 27th, 2009 8:18 am
   

   Wife: So honey, you ready to 'dispense'?
   Engineer: A…..a…. spy sapped my dispenser…..
   Wife: It's alright, it happens to everyone. We'll just cuddle tonight instead ok?
   Engineer: …I…. just can't get it up long enough…..
5. Shawn Handyside on May 27th, 2009 8:34 am
   

   I just realized… this is what happened when the Engie looked at the previous post.
6. Cora on May 27th, 2009 10:28 am
   

   i was thinking that as soon as i saw it.
7. drill on May 27th, 2009 11:01 am
   

   whish i had a dollar for every time i used this joke.
8. Burnt Eyes on May 27th, 2009 12:51 pm
   

   So was I!
9. MrRaccoon on May 27th, 2009 2:01 pm
   

   Spy: … no way! I won't sap that! It's disgusting
   Engi: C'mon babe, you now you want to
10. MasqueNoMercy on May 27th, 2009 2:15 pm
    

    a whole new meaning to "dispenser goin up"
11. MasqueNoMercy on May 27th, 2009 2:17 pm
    

    or he was looking at the pictures of the spy with the scouts mom
12. gorpee on May 27th, 2009 3:59 pm
    

    wait, is this the same shippiddige as the one who made smashtasm? sorry if this has already been answed in a previous post.
13. Paulrus on May 27th, 2009 4:03 pm
    

    Everything's big in Texas.
14. RoboRed on May 27th, 2009 5:09 pm
    

    The closest thing in size to Ivy's boobs…
15. Unsilenced on May 27th, 2009 5:26 pm
    

    Cheep laughs are like the top of the food pyramid: They have to be used sparingly.

    Usually a lol like this is O.K and makes us laugh because of it's absurdity.

    This is because USUALLY there are a few clever and witty lols between lols like this to keep our brains from turning into putty. Unfortunately, this site seems determined to switch things around by spamming the shit out of quick, cheap laughs and only occasionally throwing in a clever one.

    When all there is is cheap jokes about boobs and dicks it really just starts to get on peoples nerves rather than make them laugh.

    Oh, and the same goes for meme jokes… srsly…
16. Leo058 on May 27th, 2009 7:14 pm
    

    Shippiddge made this? I love that guy!
17. Spy on May 27th, 2009 8:14 pm
    

    I think you're looking for "Everything's BIGGER in Texas". Or maybe "Everything's smaller in China"?
18. xGRiMx on May 27th, 2009 3:45 pm
    

    FFFFUUUU i just read this after i posted..I SAID THE SAME THING! D:
19. codemaster525 on May 27th, 2009 9:44 pm
    

    It kinda reminded me of this. http://www.halolz.com/2008/10/01/audio-dispenser-…
20. Gamegeneral on May 27th, 2009 9:50 pm
    

    Smilin' engie with Unnatural male enhancement
21. hotrods4ben on May 27th, 2009 9:57 pm
    

    SHIPPIDDGE!?!? Awesomesauce! :D
22. BlueChameleon on May 27th, 2009 10:27 pm
    

    *Heavy walks into room*

    'Dispenser Down!'
23. Creja on May 27th, 2009 11:31 pm
    

    over compenstation get you no where engi my pal oh mine suger bun honey bunch.
24. Luka Tuka on May 27th, 2009 11:42 pm
    

    *don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it *

    PEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!
25. Link_09 on May 28th, 2009 12:10 am
    

    EVERYONE BACK TO THE BASE PARTNER,
26. xGRiMx on May 27th, 2009 8:46 pm
    

    it shoulda said "erection a dispenser" or something..but i still think it's funny as hell
27. MercenaryBlue on May 28th, 2009 2:22 am
    

    You think?

    "Spy sapping my dispenser!"
28. Cypher on May 28th, 2009 4:37 am
    

    "I am the Engineer. And this.. is my dispenser."
29. cantletudothat on May 28th, 2009 5:26 am
    

    Its about time someone finnaly did this. 5/5
30. Oliver Bark on May 28th, 2009 9:48 am
    

    Well he DOES make his dispenser bigger by whacking it, so…
31. errorer on May 28th, 2009 3:52 pm
    

    Speaking of source game submissions, where'd my cs:s one go, it was never posted…
32. Vabolo on May 28th, 2009 9:21 pm
    

    Well, he certainly wasn't looking at pictures of Captain Falcon, right? Riiiiight? 0_o
33. phaphachboy on May 29th, 2009 12:54 am
    

    Trust me… they're bigger when she takes her shirt off
34. R3dic on June 11th, 2009 9:17 pm
    

    Dispensin' an erection!
35. shaocloud on June 16th, 2009 9:48 am
    

    The pose is JUST TOO HILARIOUS. It's executed well, guys.
36. Dickgurlz on June 19th, 2009 9:35 pm
    

    So where's the full res version without the bullshit watermark?
37. whitekurama on July 13th, 2009 5:47 am
    

    This has got to be one of the worst lols here totally overused
38. Santy on November 12th, 2009 4:04 pm
    

    DIS IS MAH JUNK!
39. Santy on November 12th, 2009 4:04 pm
    

    DIS IS MAH JUNK!
40. penguindude42 on March 20th, 2010 5:41 am
    

    Cream gravy!
41. penguindude42 on March 20th, 2010 5:46 am
    

    Don't look at his penis, don't look at his penis, don't look at his penis…
    GYAAH!! Damn, I looked.
42. Trogador on July 6th, 2010 3:39 am
    

    YOU DID WELL NICK
43. Nick Soapdish on July 5th, 2010 11:54 pm
    

    Woo! Comment immortality through video!
44. LeoTheProdigy on July 6th, 2010 12:34 pm
    

    Old comment is credit to Halolz!
45. EggOnMaxx on July 6th, 2010 3:27 pm
    

    You must now become the voice of the lolz!
46. Miles on July 6th, 2010 4:22 pm
    

    He wasn't already?

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