PSYDUCK - Wants your Bad Romance.

Ok… that is actually a scary coincidence. What other predictions has Psyduck made for the future that we’ve overlooked?? Could he be some kind of PokéNostradamus?
Although Lady Gaga does tend to crossover into video games quite often around here!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 3, 2010 · 11:23 AM 
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78 Responses to “PSYDUCK – Wants your Bad Romance.”

  1. Kevvo on July 3rd, 2010 3:27 pm

    PSYDUCK USED POKER FACE
    IT HAD NO EFFECT….

    KEVVO USES FACEPALM!
    ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
    KEVVO FAINTED!

  2. LeoTheProdigy on July 3rd, 2010 3:42 pm

    I would be remiss if I did not bring up Leather Pants.

  3. Fhantinabox on July 3rd, 2010 3:42 pm

    *shakes head disaprovingly* A facepalm should not pierce the heaven NOR YOUR SKULL!

  4. Acrazymonke on July 3rd, 2010 3:55 pm

    Only if you have a knife for a hand.

  5. MrRaccoon on July 3rd, 2010 4:00 pm

    Can't beat my, can't beat my, no you can't beat my leather shoes. I have got some leather shoes. Le-le-le-leather shoes, Le-le-leather shoes

  6. shonen413 on July 3rd, 2010 4:01 pm

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUU STILL NO DIVIDED BY ZERO! Gawdammit shawn… http://shonen413.deviantart.com/#/d2t4oa6

  7. meinmattias on July 3rd, 2010 4:08 pm

    I don't appreciate this kind of fowl humor!

  8. Kevvo on July 3rd, 2010 4:10 pm

    That's not a knoife.
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9

    THAT'S a knoife.

  9. Nick Soapdish on July 3rd, 2010 4:12 pm

    You can't read his Poké face.

  10. Brawling Bouse on July 3rd, 2010 4:21 pm

    Brooklyn Psyduck rage?

  11. MrRaccoon on July 3rd, 2010 4:26 pm

    Remember that time he had a "inteligent" conversation with a slowpoke?
    I think that was a prediction about the goverment
    I can be wrong

  12. Nick Soapdish on July 3rd, 2010 4:29 pm

    *ring ring*
    Joey: Hey did I tell you about my super cool Rattata? It's better than a normal Rattata. You could say it's in the top percentage of Rattata!
    Lady Gaga: Stop calling, stop calling, I don't want to talk anymore.
    *click*

  13. Corrupt_Kitsune on July 3rd, 2010 12:45 pm

    Anyone else notice that the two people just below the pokecenter desk look eerily like Haruhi and Yuki from The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi?

  14. SenorTaco77 on July 3rd, 2010 4:45 pm

    ICWUTUDIDTHAR
    also inb4that'saspoon

  15. SenorTaco77 on July 3rd, 2010 4:52 pm

    LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE LEO!!!!! YOU'VE BROUGHT BAKURA AND MARIK FANBOYS/GIRLS UNTO THE HALOLZ WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!

  16. SenorTaco77 on July 3rd, 2010 4:53 pm

    Don't worry it will come soon

  17. LeoTheProdigy on July 3rd, 2010 5:01 pm

    …But that's a spoon!

  18. Kevvo on July 3rd, 2010 1:07 pm

    Alright, I see you've played knifey spoony before.
    rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  19. Alpar on July 3rd, 2010 1:45 pm

    Oh great, what's next, Justin Bibarel? I dare not imagine how horrid that'd look.

  20. AreUExperienced on July 3rd, 2010 5:51 pm

    It seems as though the troll has struck. Though I cannot apprehend the fiend, I shall bestow "+1's" upon you all, so as to mitigate the damage.

  21. AreUExperienced on July 3rd, 2010 5:54 pm

    I also have a feeling that Shawn has a fondness for Lady Gaga.

  22. Xyxoz on July 3rd, 2010 5:58 pm

    *facepalm*

  23. Zink120 on July 3rd, 2010 6:31 pm

    Pokéfacepalm?

  24. ArmyOfMidgets on July 3rd, 2010 2:31 pm

    Caught me a bad Psyduck

    Ra Ra-ah-ah-articuno
    Roma Roma-mankey

    GaGa
    Guwawa
    Want your bad IVs

    I want your bad speed
    I want your low hp
    I want your everything
    As long as it’s low
    I want your psyduck
    Psy duck duck
    I want your psyduck

    I want you attack stat
    The touch of your peak
    I want your water gun studded on my sandslash
    I want your psyduck
    Psy duck duck
    I want your psyduck

    You know that I want Def.
    And you know that I need Special Def.
    I want it bad
    A bad Psyduck

    I want your Disable and
    I want your Fury Swipes
    Psyduck and me could raise a bad team
    I want your Confusion and
    All your Golduck’s Zen Headbutt
    Psyduck and me could raise a bad team

    Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    Oh-oh-oh-oh-Omastar

    Caught me a bad IV Psyduck
    Ra ra-ah-ah-ah-yperior

    Roma roma-magnemite
    GaGa
    guwawa
    Want your bad IVs

    I want your special attack
    I want your duck design
    ‘Cuz you’re a UU Tier
    As long as you’re mine
    I want your psyduck
    Psy duck duck
    I want your psyduck

    I want your Psych Up
    Your Water Pluse
    Want to put you in my pants
    Duck you're Psy
    I want your psyduck
    Psy duck duck
    I want your psyduck

    You know that I want low speed (’Cuz I’m a free trainer baby)
    And you know that I need bad hp
    I want its bad IVs
    Your spread EVs

    I want your Scratch and
    I want your Screech
    You and me could raise a bad team
    I want your Tail Whip and
    All your Golduck’s Aqua Jet
    You and me could raise a Rain Team

    Oh-oh-oh-oh-onix
    Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-O H K O

    Caught me a bad Psyduck
    Ra ra-ah-ah-arbok

    Roma roma-machoke!
    GaGa
    guwawa
    Want your bad IVs

    Walk walk left-right baby work it
    Move that tall grass c-razy
    Walk walk up-down baby work it
    Move that underwater c-razy
    Walk walk no repel baby work it
    I’m a psyduck fanboy baby

    I want your 65 S. Attack
    And I want your Psyduck
    I want your 52 Attack
    I don’t wanna Golduck

    Psy psy duck psy
    Duck psydu duck revenge
    Psyduck duck duck amore
    I don’t wanna Golduck
    (Want your bad EVs
    I want your bad IVs)
    Want your horrible stats!

    I want your 48 Def and
    I want your 50 Special Def
    You and me could raise a bad team
    I want your Amnesia and
    All your lover’s Hydro Pump
    You and me could raise a bad Rain Team

    Caught me a bad Psyduck.

  25. Hakokoro on July 3rd, 2010 6:35 pm

    well done sir,well done

  26. LeoTheProdigy on July 3rd, 2010 6:38 pm

    In 3D, apparently.

  27. LeoTheProdigy on July 3rd, 2010 6:41 pm

    Imagine a Bibarel that was so smug, that looks like a wigger in photos with a smirk that makes even the meekest people want to kill it, and is so stupidly annoying that you want to punch it in its dumb face. That's what it looks like.

  28. BurnoutSpartan on July 3rd, 2010 7:08 pm

    So K-Fed?

  29. Kirby_Emprer on July 3rd, 2010 7:51 pm

    alright now we just need some one to convert this into an actual song and you will be god.

  30. LeoTheProdigy on July 3rd, 2010 7:53 pm

    If K-fed were a midget Bibarel, yes.

  31. Dracojounin7 on July 3rd, 2010 8:36 pm

    Huh? There is no spoon.

  32. Dracojounin7 on July 3rd, 2010 8:37 pm

    Yeah, someone MUST love ol' Sparkler Tits.

  33. ODST Alpha on July 3rd, 2010 4:37 pm

    This is pure Golduck!

  34. Cypher on July 3rd, 2010 9:35 pm

    Lady Gaga or Psyduck. Which is the better singer?

  35. AuraMaster on July 3rd, 2010 9:38 pm

    Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my Scary Face! (Unless they have Clear Body)

  36. AuraMaster on July 3rd, 2010 9:40 pm

    They'd probably have to fix the rhyming and meter, though.

  37. TehVortex on July 3rd, 2010 9:54 pm

    Nurse Joy: Give him a Secretpotion and some alone time with that Poliwag over there and see me in the morning.

  38. TehVortex on July 3rd, 2010 10:01 pm

    Clearly it's the one that's love and hated by many, known globally and has gathered quite the following for their interesing sound, quirky appearence and questionable disposition.

    Psyduck.

  39. TehVortex on July 3rd, 2010 10:04 pm

    If you thought you'd get better jokes than this, I'm afraid you're out of duck.

  40. AuraMaster on July 3rd, 2010 10:07 pm

    I've got some shoes~.

  41. AuraMaster on July 3rd, 2010 10:08 pm

    Quick! Let us awl get to our hideawt in Abalama… Ablama…. Aladdin… TUSCAWOOSA!

  42. TehVortex on July 3rd, 2010 10:11 pm

    Statistically, someone has to.

  43. TehVortex on July 3rd, 2010 10:13 pm

    Yep. Sounds like something Usher would sign to his label for the lulz.

  44. AuraMaster on July 3rd, 2010 10:17 pm

    That's what she said.

  45. TehVortex on July 3rd, 2010 6:25 pm

    Joey: "But…I left my Protein and my Iron on Route 34."

  46. AuraMaster on July 3rd, 2010 10:47 pm

    I had to delete my comment saying the same thing, since I typed it before looking through the rest of the thread. Well played.

  47. VideoGameGeek on July 3rd, 2010 7:33 pm

    Psyduck listens to Lady Gaga? I thought he was a smart Pokemon D:

    EDIT: 66 EPEEN, SUPPORT PLEASE

  48. Daifuku on July 3rd, 2010 11:57 pm

    There is a 3 month rule.

  49. Roflcopter419 on July 4th, 2010 1:36 am

    THAT IS IT! I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING MAINSTREAM MUSIC REFERENCES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING HALOLZ!

  50. Xyxoz on July 4th, 2010 1:58 am

    …sure…

  51. ArmyOfMidgets on July 4th, 2010 2:27 am

    Shit, i was hoping people wouldn't catch on that…

    I should've listened to the actual song first =.=

  52. Dracojounin7 on July 4th, 2010 12:29 am

    But you can't comprehend it because it's rel="nofollow">Complicated.

  53. M4DD4WG on July 4th, 2010 5:58 am

    might want to fix that link.
    or i could just link the adress target="_blank">

  54. M4DD4WG on July 4th, 2010 6:00 am

    I still think jiggly is a better singer than both of them.

  55. Ageless_Evil on July 4th, 2010 6:26 am

    lady gaga is just the butt of jokes. seriously, think about her name. gaga? srsly? funny pic tho i lulled

  56. Miles on July 4th, 2010 7:57 am

    *Aura Sphere'd AuraMaster*
    -IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!-
    English Mothafucka! Do you speak it!

  57. Miles on July 4th, 2010 8:01 am

    I know how you feel about being close to 69.
    Therefore, I will aid your cause.

  58. Miles on July 4th, 2010 8:01 am

    When you pounded her all night?
    Seriously, I couldn't sleep.

  59. TehVortex on July 4th, 2010 8:48 am

    lolwut.

  60. Miles on July 4th, 2010 8:54 am

    *Dark Pulses TehVortex*
    -It's SuperEffective again!-
    What country you from?

  61. LeoTheProdigy on July 4th, 2010 11:32 am

    Hee hee… I lol'd.

  62. Alpar on July 4th, 2010 12:43 pm

    Guess your Rattata's not so awesome anymore, huh?

  63. TehVortex on July 4th, 2010 5:18 pm

    Two Lucario's, One Deoxys? That's one ménage à trois I'm both sickened and intrigued by.

    England, UK. And yourself?

  64. Miles on July 4th, 2010 5:44 pm

    I'm the cool one.

  65. Miles on July 4th, 2010 5:48 pm

    and from America.

  66. tryrestart on July 4th, 2010 7:35 pm

    No, you shouldn't have.

  67. TehVortex on July 4th, 2010 9:13 pm

    State?

  68. Happy on July 5th, 2010 12:16 am
  69. Miles on July 5th, 2010 12:37 am

    The Jersey that is not old.

  70. Miles on July 5th, 2010 7:47 pm

    And I was troll'd horribly.

  71. Miles on July 5th, 2010 7:50 pm

    Also, we was troll'd.
    This must have something to do with Gary Oak.
    cause he's jealous of Blastoise being able to soak
    girls and make their shirts see-through
    and the guy who can f*ck their brains out too.

    (LOL Rhyming)

  72. Miles on July 6th, 2010 8:24 am

    Emergency +1s got here in time!
    You were troll'd!

  73. Miles on July 6th, 2010 8:25 am

    Troll Strike.
    I'm undoing the damage.

  74. AuraMaster on July 7th, 2010 5:20 am

    And' I'm from KY, in case either of you wanted to know.

    Miles, you clearly haven't seen LittleKuriboh's Kami-con video. (What I said was taken from it) Look up "Kami-Con! (Not Comic-Con)"

  75. Kalathar on July 19th, 2010 11:59 pm

    HOLY CRAP IT'S THEM!!!! D:

    Kudos and a +1 for noticing a triple crossover

  76. AuraMaster on July 25th, 2010 10:44 pm

    Halolz rule #59: Plan your submissions to be funny in three months.

  77. heoni on April 12th, 2011 2:36 am

    Haha, it's hilarious how popular this got. :)
    I posted this picture last year on my tumblr, tsubasaneko (now known as heoni), and I honestly didn't think this would go off as well as it did.
    This demotivational poster is hilarious too. :D

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