It’s been a rough week for Ash here on Halolz, hasn’t it?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 30, 2010 · 12:47 PM 
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Anime, Artistic, Depressing, Kanyegate, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art

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157 Responses to “YO ASH! I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU…”

  1. hadoukenman on May 30th, 2010 4:56 pm

    Well, didn't YOU give him the BETTER pokemon?

  2. combatbeaver on May 30th, 2010 12:56 pm

    Well now i know where Gary got his gangsta attitude from!

  3. Gaytits on May 30th, 2010 5:05 pm

    If he's so good then why doesn't he have his own show, huh?
    In fact I haven't seen him on the show in forever, what the hell even happened to him?

  4. Daifuku on May 30th, 2010 5:11 pm

    Red argues with you on that Oak.

  5. Roflcopter419 on May 30th, 2010 5:14 pm

    Shawn, Shawn, Shawn… Bringing Kanye back to Halolz. I never thought I'd see the day it happened, nor did I want to.

    Actually, for a Kanye joke, this was pretty well done. But it'll probably cause 10 more crappy ones to get posted.

  6. AuraMaster on May 30th, 2010 5:15 pm

    Wanna know why he's the best? He's Gary Oak, muthafucka, don't you EVER forget!

    Censor THAT, 4Kids.

  7. JakeBondRoo on May 30th, 2010 1:16 pm

    INB4 U mad….

  8. ArmyOfMidgets on May 30th, 2010 5:17 pm

    Yo! Oak, i'm real happy fo' ya and i'mma let you finish, but Gordon Freeman is the best scientist. OF ALL TIME!

  9. nobrain on May 30th, 2010 5:33 pm

    And later, professor oak was seen on jay leno crying like a bi*** for saying something so wrong.

  10. MrRaccoon on May 30th, 2010 5:44 pm

    Yo Oak! I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Smugleaf is the best asshole of all time!

    LOL U MAD?

  11. AreUExperienced on May 30th, 2010 1:45 pm

    I thought we had reached an accord, whereby Kanye West would no longer appear on Halolz.

  12. DClaw on May 30th, 2010 5:56 pm

    Damn trolls are around!
    Activating emergancy +1 supply!

  13. Cypher on May 30th, 2010 5:56 pm

    Yeah, 'das cool and all.

    Except for the fact that Ash steamrolled Gary's ass in the games. Every. Damn. Time.

  14. Hakokoro on May 30th, 2010 6:15 pm

    Who Care about Ash,dawg?

    Red all the alway,dude!


  15. MrRaccoon on May 30th, 2010 6:28 pm

    Hey Shawn! I found the artist! http://dededethemudkip.deviantart.com/#/d2al0un

  16. Lord Grammar Nazi on May 30th, 2010 6:37 pm

    What is this? FUNNY Kanye West submission?! Inconceivable!

  17. Gamage on May 30th, 2010 7:59 pm

    Gary isn't even a trainer and hes still better then ash.

    Also has anyone else noticed that Pikachu hasn't leveled up since the first season?

  18. NoChorus on May 30th, 2010 8:16 pm

    Oak just tells it like it is.

  19. spaghettiweegee on May 30th, 2010 8:20 pm

    Apparently, Professor Oak has never heard of Red…

  20. Lord Grammar Nazi on May 30th, 2010 8:25 pm

    Ash's thoughts in the last strip:

    "Can I just get a gun, or something?"

  21. Leo058 on May 30th, 2010 9:41 pm

    Yo, everyone else on Halolz, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish… but Gold was the best player character of all time! OF ALL TIME!

  22. thewatchamacallit on May 30th, 2010 9:44 pm

    Wow, that's an old call back. Not that I am any better, I made the joke of "look wotter I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Squirtle was the best water starter of all time!" Besides, didn't "I'm Gary Oak" prove the professor right.

  23. BlueChameleon on May 31st, 2010 12:26 am

    And no-one cheers but Smugleaf…

  24. Daifuku on May 30th, 2010 9:22 pm

    And that's how a real man deals with rivals. Proving Red was the most badass trainer ever.

  25. Taco77 on May 31st, 2010 1:59 am

    Somebody should make one just like this for the rival in Gold/Silver/Crystal/HG/SS

  26. EphEphEcksIII on May 31st, 2010 3:15 am

    A pokemon submission featuring prof. Oak?
    Oak be trippin' balls yo!

  27. ArmyOfMidgets on May 30th, 2010 11:25 pm

    Well, he picked the starter that's stronger against the one i picked. >__>

  28. piclemaniscool on May 31st, 2010 4:09 am

    older gary>classic ash>classic gary>older ash

  29. ZombieGoatse on May 31st, 2010 4:53 am

    As I read this, for the tiniest moment of time that can be measured, I felt pity for him. Then I slapped myself for being a Pussy and went back to crushing everything that Blue used to be.

  30. Jet_Sparrow on May 31st, 2010 5:06 am

    Harden the fuck up, Blue. My Pokemans have taken much worse, much more often, and have I had to bury any of them? No. Because I'm JET FUCKING SPARROW

  31. MasterLuigi452 on May 31st, 2010 5:30 am

    The sad thing is, it's true on the TV show…

  32. TCC on May 31st, 2010 2:57 am

    pff, my pokemon have been burned, beaten, poisoned, and left to die in a computer! (not to mention none of them have ever had a crumb to eat, or drop to drink) AND NONE OF THAT DID SHIT TO THEM! His raticate was obviously a pussy. ಠ_ಠ

  33. L337squerrel on May 31st, 2010 4:26 am


  34. squirtle189 on May 31st, 2010 8:45 am

    haha… anyway, anyone else wishing that they did not decide to bring new pokemon with black and white? remember the good old days? when they didn't need to use crap ideas because they had NEW ones? i feel the need for that song now. target="_blank">

  35. BoxeyBrown on May 31st, 2010 9:20 am

    Of course he's better, he's GARY F'ing OAK!

  36. TehVortex on May 31st, 2010 12:25 pm

    Youngster Joey is more of a man than he is.

  37. TheAceOfSkulls on May 31st, 2010 3:44 pm

    Does this mean Prof. Oak is a gay fish?

  38. dope92 on May 31st, 2010 10:12 pm

    so youre trying to make me pity this dude?

    *sighs and holds up a gameboy*


  39. Megachipman on April 6th, 2011 7:54 pm

    actually, he just got so annnoyed by Raticate's face that he shoved its sorry ass into his PC box for the rest of its life, and he does have parents….. they just hate him too.

    Gary: im going to be a pokemon MASTER!!!! smell ya later losers.
    Gary's Mom: why did we have that kid again
    Gary's Dad: it was your idea
    Gary's Mom: wait….. dont you have a loser father who studies pokemon
    Gary's Dad: hmmmm
    *Gary then gets sent to his grandfathers place*

    and you work so hard, totally pwn your rival again and again, you become the pokemon master, then you walk out the door to enter victory road once more, you realize you dropped your wallet, go back inside the champions room, and guess who's waiting for you, as champion, without having to defeat you, with your wallet that had 10 million dollars in it, and seven slowpoke tails, GARY FUCKING OAK!

  40. brent917 on June 12th, 2011 10:32 pm

    But he had a really hot sister! That has to count for something right?

  41. Ryven on July 12th, 2011 5:34 pm

    I've never really understood this meme.

  42. mat on February 14th, 2012 10:19 pm

    ash worst trainer ever gary just as bad blue waaaay better red best trainer ever

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