It’s been a rough week for Ash here on Halolz, hasn’t it?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 30, 2010 · 12:47 PM
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Well, didn't YOU give him the BETTER pokemon?
Well now i know where Gary got his gangsta attitude from!
If he's so good then why doesn't he have his own show, huh?
In fact I haven't seen him on the show in forever, what the hell even happened to him?
Red argues with you on that Oak.
ಠ_ಠ
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Shawn, Shawn, Shawn… Bringing Kanye back to Halolz. I never thought I'd see the day it happened, nor did I want to.
Actually, for a Kanye joke, this was pretty well done. But it'll probably cause 10 more crappy ones to get posted.
Wanna know why he's the best? He's Gary Oak, muthafucka, don't you EVER forget!
Censor THAT, 4Kids.
INB4 U mad….
Unfortunately, thanks to 4Kids, the argument will not be televised.
Yo! Oak, i'm real happy fo' ya and i'mma let you finish, but Gordon Freeman is the best scientist. OF ALL TIME!
He went back home to Pallet Town to follow in his Grandfather's footsteps as a Pokemon researcher. He made a brief appearance a while ago to give Ash a Razor Fang, which helped his Gligar gain confidence after evolving.
Oak came when he heard Kanye was back in style.
And later, professor oak was seen on jay leno crying like a bi*** for saying something so wrong.
Yo Oak! I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Smugleaf is the best asshole of all time!
LOL U MAD?
I thought we had reached an accord, whereby Kanye West would no longer appear on Halolz.
Wich had a flaw because this is Oak, Shawn is smarter thatn we tought
As fast as he could
Damn trolls are around!
Activating emergancy +1 supply!
Yeah, 'das cool and all.
Except for the fact that Ash steamrolled Gary's ass in the games. Every. Damn. Time.
ha, the term "steamrolled" is just epic
We need Phoenix Wright in order to defeat Shawn now…
Who Care about Ash,dawg?
Red all the alway,dude!
Redtastic
He also killed Gary Raticate.
Look at the clothes, this is Anime!Ash, therefor this is Anime!Gary, a pokemon master/scientist/detective man of action!
No, I think it would be more like:
Yo Oak! I'm real happy for ya and Imma let ya finish, but Groudon Freeman is the best Pokemon Scientist of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Hey Shawn! I found the artist! http://dededethemudkip.deviantart.com/#/d2al0un
What is this? FUNNY Kanye West submission?! Inconceivable!
Oh so he's not an asshole now? That's cool. I don't really follow the show but I know I haven't seen him in it in years.
They keep striking, I can only do so much to repair the damage.
Who said he wasn't an asshole? That Razor Fang could have gave Gligar HIV or something.
That's entirely Shawn's decision. You know when someone submits something funny and there are numerous not-funny submissions relating to it after? Shawn is the one that picks and posts them. Kinda wish we could keep the humor here to a higher standard but meh. He should check his backflow in his inbox at the very least for hidden gems, I'm sure there's plenty of good submissions gathering dust.
My name is Inigo Montonya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
DIE ZOMBIE
Don't tell them that. Don't EVER tell them that.
He got pretty scarce around the middle of the 2nd season I think.
Yo Ash! I'm really happy that you chose Charmander and Imma let you finish, but my grandson's Squirtle has the best type advantage of all time!
Gary isn't even a trainer and hes still better then ash.
Also has anyone else noticed that Pikachu hasn't leveled up since the first season?
They should make 6th generation starters look like Rock, Paper and Scissors.
Damn, now I must draw that, thanks you
Kill the -1 Trolls!
lrn2inb4…
Do it! Do it for the humanity!
// And draw it in a wallpaper size, i need a new one.
Oak just tells it like it is.
Apparently, Professor Oak has never heard of Red…
Ash's thoughts in the last strip:
"Can I just get a gun, or something?"
STOP SAYING THAT!
It's sad when several years later his Pikachu loses to a wild Taillow
Hooray for floating time lines. Pokemon don't level, characters don't age and underage girls stay legal.
Haha, sure thing, when I get it done I'll reply here
Gah! One got you! I shall help!
Unless it was the first battle in Prof. Oak's lab, where it didn't really matter if you won or lost. It would still piss you off if you did lose, though.
I'm pretty sure he's thinking "Just shoot me."
Or, if this is 4Kids, "Just shoot me with a Super Soaker."
You don't BELONG in this world!
Yo, everyone else on Halolz, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish… but Gold was the best player character of all time! OF ALL TIME!
Wow, that's an old call back. Not that I am any better, I made the joke of "look wotter I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Squirtle was the best water starter of all time!" Besides, didn't "I'm Gary Oak" prove the professor right.
UNLESS IT'S A PIKACHU!
Pokemon Yellow is for pussies!
…Erm… I mean "Pikachus".
It's Koffing!
And no-one cheers but Smugleaf…
Erecting a troll hunt!
And that's how a real man deals with rivals. Proving Red was the most badass trainer ever.
So what? Does this mean nobody remembers Bill Nye?
Somebody should make one just like this for the rival in Gold/Silver/Crystal/HG/SS
Tru dat
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!!
Trolls got to both you guys I helped
I was In before someone said that, so I believe the game is won by me good sir.
Thanks man.
I believe someone U maded already.. so.. no. You do not win, good sir.
A pokemon submission featuring prof. Oak?
*ahem*
Oak be trippin' balls yo!
Well, he picked the starter that's stronger against the one i picked. >__>
Too late. Nintendo did that with the new Celebi event.
SPOILER ALERT
Giovani kills himself.
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUUUY!
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
Science rules.
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
Inertia is a property of matter.
BILL-Bill-Bill-bill-bill-BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUUUY!
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
T minus 7 seconds.
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!
GODDAMMIT! AARGHHH!! target="_blank">
older gary>classic ash>classic gary>older ash
There's most obviously already the three of those Pokey-mans somewhere in the masses…
Also, can't they pick something else than Fire, Water and Grass? It's only been, what… 7 different games (2 being remakes) for starters? Talk about originality…
Redtastic?
how rediculous
I suggest you REDuce your Red based puns for a time.
As I read this, for the tiniest moment of time that can be measured, I felt pity for him. Then I slapped myself for being a Pussy and went back to crushing everything that Blue used to be.
I believe that I have the upper hand in this argument that I am not a part of. So therefore I win and the rest of you have LOST THE GAME.
(( Feel free to punish as necessary. ))
Harden the fuck up, Blue. My Pokemans have taken much worse, much more often, and have I had to bury any of them? No. Because I'm JET FUCKING SPARROW
The sad thing is, it's true on the TV show…
Because he's a grasshole
Everything>older ash
no, he's a jackgrass
thats ludicris
pff, my pokemon have been burned, beaten, poisoned, and left to die in a computer! (not to mention none of them have ever had a crumb to eat, or drop to drink) AND NONE OF THAT DID SHIT TO THEM! His raticate was obviously a pussy. ಠ_ಠ
I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! :U
actually there have been four remakes now… ._.
YOU ARE ALL WEAK! YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS! ಠ_ಠ
…
sorry, were we not doing that? ._.
super soakers were never that great… NERF on the other hand.. now THAT is a QUALITY toy gun! :U
yeah… I hear he kept the cheerleaders for help around the lab though.
OBJECTION! :U
….
I got nothing. -,-
Yeah, and if you pull of the foam of the plastic dart and glue a nail on it, it can be great for a mass sucidie game!
is there any other kind of game? :D
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN GRANDSONS NAME!!!
haha… anyway, anyone else wishing that they did not decide to bring new pokemon with black and white? remember the good old days? when they didn't need to use crap ideas because they had NEW ones? i feel the need for that song now. target="_blank">
erectin' a dispenser!
*insert yet another courage kratos joke here*
and since we dont have him here we will have to make due with what we have… ALPAR WE NEED YOU!
no, he's a grassclown
yeah…*cough cough* "help," as in *cough* SEX!!!amirite?
inafter everything else that just happened :\\
Linktacular!
Of course he's better, he's GARY F'ing OAK!
niiiiice
Or Kris. Both of them kick Red's ass, canon.
Shes ten you sick fuck!
Don't forget pimp.
Well, there's also the "En masse Abstience" game…. I think people call it WoW….
Pikachu can level up. He just resets when he reaches a new region.
It's incredible when you see Pikachu go toe-to-toe against a Dragonite at the end of the Orange Islands series and then lose to a Pidgeot's Whirlwind at the beginnning of Johto.
Youngster Joey is more of a man than he is.
It's been a while. I think Shawn's sprinkled this one in nicely. That, and it's pretty funny.
http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=32
Actually, he's a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Don't be ridiculous.
A Japanese Austin Powers?
Everything? Including the Kirby Halolz submission that shall not be named?
Step One: Cut a hole in a box
Step Two: Put your hands in the box
Step Three: Aim at your target
It's a Hadouken in a box!
I think about it every night and day; spread my wings and fly away
…. suuuure… >.>
Does this mean Prof. Oak is a gay fish?
I believe I can soar…
Right out the open door…
so youre trying to make me pity this dude?
*sighs and holds up a gameboy*
ITS ONLY A FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!
the sign of a avid player
I aGreen
EET'S MAH DIK IN A BAWKS
But then I got shot by the FBI all I wanted was a chicken wing but then I got shot in the ding-a-ling
I think you BLUE that last pun.
Also proving that anime's Ash is a pussy when compared to The Badass Red.
Also -- in Heart Gold / Soul Silver Red's team has the highest levels of all trainers in Pokemon games. He's the very best, while Ash is still a pussy. His Pikachu should be level 99 by now but it doesn't seem like it's been leveling at all…
He'd probably do the blackboard thing to find the connection, too. :D
yeah i deserve a -1
sorry halolz.
Orange you glad i didnt say red though?
Obviously your Pikachu was never in SSBB or he would have died like a thousand times.
Only because he's a pimp.
fixed!
They striked again! Thankfully I have an emergency supply!
It doesn't matter if she was conceived in Japan.
But Falkner's not even supposed to have a Pidgeot when you 1st face him
And Whirlwind doesn't do damage, it just switches out the pokemon.
In Soviet Russia, C-c-c-c-combo breaks YOU!
I think…
Was I doin it wrong?
Not sure about Kris, since she was replaced with Kotone/Lyra.
But Gold, definitely.
You should be glad you never saw GOLDen showers on the SILVER screen….. *shudders*
They should've used a Fighting/Psychic/Dark in DPPt like it was rumored before Turtwig, Chimchar, and Piplup were known of.
Need a dispenser here!
Niiiiiiiiiiiiice….
They've tried to ignore his girth when they censored him.
YOU CANNOT IGNORE HIS GIRTH!!! O.o
That had to hurt like a C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!
It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh…..actually, it was. Except it was kinda mangled, and not really a hand at that point. /zombie
NOPE.avi
It's not just a game…it's a legacy!!!
"As you wish!"
LOL It's tradition!!! You can't break that!!!
In Soviet Russia, wrong is right!!!
It's not just a game… it's a piece of shit!
What is it with people and trolling?
actually, he just got so annnoyed by Raticate's face that he shoved its sorry ass into his PC box for the rest of its life, and he does have parents….. they just hate him too.
Gary: im going to be a pokemon MASTER!!!! smell ya later losers.
Gary's Mom: why did we have that kid again
Gary's Dad: it was your idea
Gary's Mom: wait….. dont you have a loser father who studies pokemon
Gary's Dad: hmmmm
*Gary then gets sent to his grandfathers place*
and you work so hard, totally pwn your rival again and again, you become the pokemon master, then you walk out the door to enter victory road once more, you realize you dropped your wallet, go back inside the champions room, and guess who's waiting for you, as champion, without having to defeat you, with your wallet that had 10 million dollars in it, and seven slowpoke tails, GARY FUCKING OAK!
But he had a really hot sister! That has to count for something right?
I've never really understood this meme.
TAKE THE -1
TAKE IT ):[
ash worst trainer ever gary just as bad blue waaaay better red best trainer ever