Pokemon Magikarp / Gyarados Comic

Just watch your back with that new Gyarados… it’s a well known fact that Magikarp’s often hold a grudge.
Another excellent comic by By Coelasquid! (Manly Guys Doing Manly Things)

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 23, 2010 · 4:53 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (781 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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Artistic, Ding! Level Up, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Smashy Smashy, Special Attacks, Teamwork

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120 Responses to “I’M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!”

  1. Cypher on May 23rd, 2010 8:56 pm

    I thought Manlykarp was the result of bludgeoning things with your Magikarp enough times..

  2. Dr.Panda on May 23rd, 2010 8:57 pm

    Someone found a use for magikarps before they evolve!

  3. SexyLegs on May 23rd, 2010 9:09 pm

    That right there is taking splash attack to a whole new level

  4. VyseRogueKing on May 23rd, 2010 5:10 pm

    That gyarados seems to have a little brain damage after the whole time he's been used as a club. Seriously look at his eyes! And I would venture to guess he's not hanging it's tongue out because he wants to be like Michael Jordan either.

  5. Theinternationalbankofwhat? on May 23rd, 2010 5:39 pm



  6. Sir Xandus on May 23rd, 2010 9:40 pm

    It's funny because it's true.

  7. VyseRogueKing on May 23rd, 2010 5:41 pm

    -1 trolls in mah halolz! I have fixed a couple but I declare a hunt! Men to arms!

  8. A_R_ on May 23rd, 2010 9:49 pm

    No! Stop it!
    B B B B B B! Press the f***ing B!

  9. spaghettiweegee on May 23rd, 2010 9:51 pm

    Level Grinding: He's doin' it right.

  10. Link4all on May 23rd, 2010 9:51 pm

    Until Gyarados met Pikachu.

  11. Gamage on May 23rd, 2010 9:51 pm

    First half of the comic is missing :(

  12. Gamage on May 23rd, 2010 10:11 pm

    Oh look, their bonding :D

  13. ItsJustCandy on May 23rd, 2010 6:26 pm

    I think that Rattata needs some Visine.

  14. EphEphEcksIII on May 23rd, 2010 11:04 pm

    He evolved and now he shall murder.

  15. BoxeyBrown on May 23rd, 2010 11:14 pm

    That whole comic strip is awesome!

  16. BlueChameleon on May 23rd, 2010 11:30 pm


  17. Tifakitteh on May 23rd, 2010 11:31 pm

    Anybody wondered if Batman actually existed in the Pokemon World? Am such a geekette.
    Also the Trainer's facial expression in Panel 6 is priceless.

  18. FoxyMayo on May 23rd, 2010 7:36 pm

    Oh man… Bludgeoning things to death with a semi-useless Pokémon, wait for it to evolve, then yell "FUKKEN SWEET!" when it becomes a Gyarados makes for a funny comic.

    And MGDMT is just hilarious all in its own. I demand the rest of you; GO READ IT!

  19. shadow649 on May 24th, 2010 12:06 am

    Time to man the harpoons now?

  20. DrSexington on May 24th, 2010 12:26 am

    So that's how you properaly use magikarp in a battle

  21. ItsJustCandy on May 23rd, 2010 9:49 pm

    Put rest your weapons good gentlemen, the troll is done. T'was I.

    I was bored, and decided to see what sort of response would come if I went on a -1 streak. Quite a bit of data was extracted. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

    You immediately assumed there were multiple trolls, while it was just me. You also went on to assume I was male. Remember, the bitches are the ones that hold a grudge. Rest at ease, this was for science, not hatred, or nerd rage.

    I can understand the possible anger toward me for the damage on your e-peen scores. Feel free to -1 me as a penance. I will be sure to comment on later submissions so you will have the chance to -1 me to the equivalent of the damage done. As further penance, +1's from I on all comments for the the next ten submissions. I hope this makes up for any damages, and that no ill intentions are held between us in the future. T'was a pleasure observing you all, good fellows.

  22. Daifuku on May 24th, 2010 2:14 am

    You don't see Ash doing anything that badass with a Magikarp.

  23. Miketuu on May 24th, 2010 2:20 am

    POLYWAG flattened.

  24. Annonith on May 24th, 2010 12:20 am

    I wish I could do that with other pokemons. I can imagine:
    use STICK on RATTATA?
    Oh! RATTATA is evolving!
    Your RATTATA has evolved into a RAT-FLAIL!

  25. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 24th, 2010 1:16 am

    Hmmm… looks like we may have a new king of submissions. Better go tell the old record holder.

    Me: Look, Law Abiding Engineer, this new comic deserved to be rated highly: it's pretty damn funny.
    Engie: You're the one who rates 5-stars on unfunny crap, so here's my demand: put me back on top or else.
    Me: Or else what?
    Engie: ……or I kill EVERYONE.
    Me: We're done here.
    Engie: ……..Paulrus!
    Me: ?
    Engie: You might want to cancel your 5:00 Steam chat with Shawn Handyside. (smirk)
    Me: O_O
    Shawn (at home, typing): "Paulrus…. please stop asking me about your submi-"
    *large explosion*


  26. combatbeaver on May 24th, 2010 5:38 am


  27. Hareoic on May 24th, 2010 5:49 am

    Clearly this is just a subtle euphemism for masturbation.

  28. dimomarg on May 24th, 2010 6:01 am

    Now all we need is a Magikarp mod for the Homewrecker

    By the way, free +1 for everyone.

  29. TehVortex on May 24th, 2010 6:32 am

    Magikarp evolved into Gyarados = Awesome.
    Experience was gained by beating stuff to death like a Primeape on heat = Crazy.
    The trainer is wearing a Batman T-shirt = Crazy Awesome.

  30. L3re7z on May 24th, 2010 1:45 pm

    Who needs Garados if you have SEAKING

    F*CK YEAH!

  31. MasterLuigi452 on May 24th, 2010 6:27 pm

    Playing Whack a Mole…
    You are doing it wrong.

  32. thepj on May 24th, 2010 7:24 pm

    huzzah for manly guys doing manly things,

    seriously it looks good so far.

  33. CapnJakeBob on May 25th, 2010 7:02 pm

    Ah, man, the end's fukken sweet XD

  34. CallsignFox on October 3rd, 2010 10:14 pm


  35. Ragnellrok on December 14th, 2010 12:13 am

    Mr Fishy… the best weapon ever!

  36. AManWithACloak on May 24th, 2011 8:43 pm


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