Just watch your back with that new Gyarados… it’s a well known fact that Magikarp’s often hold a grudge.
Another excellent comic by By Coelasquid! (Manly Guys Doing Manly Things)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 23, 2010 · 4:53 PM
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I thought Manlykarp was the result of bludgeoning things with your Magikarp enough times..
Someone found a use for magikarps before they evolve!
No, that's what happens when you go overboard with Rare candy.
That right there is taking splash attack to a whole new level
That gyarados seems to have a little brain damage after the whole time he's been used as a club. Seriously look at his eyes! And I would venture to guess he's not hanging it's tongue out because he wants to be like Michael Jordan either.
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WhatisthisIdonteven--
It's funny because it's true.
-1 trolls in mah halolz! I have fixed a couple but I declare a hunt! Men to arms!
BE QUIET! I think I smell a -1 troll…
A troll?! In Halolz?!
Quickly, everybody grab a banhammer and follow me!
*runs off to find the troll's lair*
No! Stop it!
B B B B B B! Press the f***ing B!
Level Grinding: He's doin' it right.
Until Gyarados met Pikachu.
shhh…
…
did you smell that?
First half of the comic is missing :(
no… but I can taste it… mmm minty.
I JUST SAW IT ATTACK!
*unloads assault rifle clip into the jungle*
COME OUT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Oh shit, he has active camo!
troll? what troll?
Oh look, their bonding :D
*throws away assault rifle and picks up Minigun, then fires blindly into the jungle*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT TROLL!
Oh shit…THEY'RE HUNTING IN PACKS!!!
Oh no one of them got you. *picks up flamethrower and fires into the brush* I'll burn the jungle down. All of it! I will find their hiding place and make sure they will pay for hurting you!
I think that Rattata needs some Visine.
Everyone bolster your defenses there seems to be another wave hitting us!
NO! Don't use a flamethrower! Everybody knows that flaming makes troll stronger! The fire will only increase their power!
Here! It's dangerous to slay trolls alone! Take this!
*throws him banhammer*
Thank you comrade. Together we will stop this menace. No matter the odds.
TROOOOOOOOLL IN THE DUNGEON! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!
I have summoned the ReDeads! Reinforcements have arrived!
He evolved and now he shall murder.
That whole comic strip is awesome!
Thought you should know.
Don't worry I +1 everybody from now on on every new submission
and then he went baarwhaahjdhh
I always thought their use was in their uselessness. I mean, I was always surprised by i never complained when a Fisher Trainer sent one out.
GREAT WORK MAGIKARP! NOW FINISH HIM OFF WITH A SPLASH ATTACK!
Anybody wondered if Batman actually existed in the Pokemon World? Am such a geekette.
Also the Trainer's facial expression in Panel 6 is priceless.
Oh man… Bludgeoning things to death with a semi-useless Pokémon, wait for it to evolve, then yell "FUKKEN SWEET!" when it becomes a Gyarados makes for a funny comic.
And MGDMT is just hilarious all in its own. I demand the rest of you; GO READ IT!
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP -1'ING THIS GUY?!
Excellent with the ReDead's horrible powers of mental scarring we shall make them fear the might of the Halolz Army.
Well…Actually…according to this, Gyarodos went OM nom nom nom nom http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/2010/05/03/0503…
It's because they don't want me to reach Monocle Status
Who needs a monocle if you have Kamina and his awesome glasses? Unless if you had a monocle AND Kamina's glasses… *nerdgasm*
Time to man the harpoons now?
They're bonding as well. Grammar hammer!
Don't forget the WeeGee fodder! or is that exclusive to only the falcon branch of our great army?
So that's how you properaly use magikarp in a battle
Or just Kamina with his glasses and a Top Hat
Until you realise you would've gotten more EXP from a wild pokemon than all those magikarps.
Spoiler: Gyarados eats the rat. Like what would happen IRL.
Aaaaaand the trainer is banned from being a trainer for killing an oponent's pokemon, who knew?
What fodder?
Flick and slash!
No, you need the monocle. Maybe cut Kamina's glasses in half?
BLASPHEMY HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT!!!
But the magikarp trainers give valuable Speed EV's.
The fodder we power our war machines with. Fossil fuels are so old tech so we use green eco-friendly energy.
So much trolling! computer can't take much more damage! ABORT ABORT! have some +1's while I'm still thinking.
Put rest your weapons good gentlemen, the troll is done. T'was I.
I was bored, and decided to see what sort of response would come if I went on a -1 streak. Quite a bit of data was extracted. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
You immediately assumed there were multiple trolls, while it was just me. You also went on to assume I was male. Remember, the bitches are the ones that hold a grudge. Rest at ease, this was for science, not hatred, or nerd rage.
I can understand the possible anger toward me for the damage on your e-peen scores. Feel free to -1 me as a penance. I will be sure to comment on later submissions so you will have the chance to -1 me to the equivalent of the damage done. As further penance, +1's from I on all comments for the the next ten submissions. I hope this makes up for any damages, and that no ill intentions are held between us in the future. T'was a pleasure observing you all, good fellows.
Shhhhh, my Metapods don't know that…
They actually bonded in the comic before this one! :D
Yeah…he trains Crobats.
You don't see Ash doing anything that badass with a Magikarp.
What's the moral of the story, kiddies? Don't piss off giant sea serpent…things.
Favour returned, buuuuuuddy.
POLYWAG flattened.
Why do you think Zubats are everywhere in every game?
Magikarp? Useless? Obviously you don't know their SPLASH ATTACK http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178
Exactly. They're his army for fighting evil. Not that he needs them, especially when the 'evil' is just Team Rocket…
I wish I could do that with other pokemons. I can imagine:
use STICK on RATTATA?
Oh! RATTATA is evolving!
Your RATTATA has evolved into a RAT-FLAIL!
Hmmm… looks like we may have a new king of submissions. Better go tell the old record holder.
Me: Look, Law Abiding Engineer, this new comic deserved to be rated highly: it's pretty damn funny.
Engie: You're the one who rates 5-stars on unfunny crap, so here's my demand: put me back on top or else.
Me: Or else what?
Engie: ……or I kill EVERYONE.
Me: We're done here.
Engie: ……..Paulrus!
Me: ?
Engie: You might want to cancel your 5:00 Steam chat with Shawn Handyside. (smirk)
Me: O_O
Shawn (at home, typing): "Paulrus…. please stop asking me about your submi-"
*large explosion*
LAW ABIDING ENGINEER 2: PRACTICAL PROBLEMS
Of course they are! The brainpower in one can't even operate a toaster!
And they USE Zubats. . .
Does. . . Does that mean Team Rocket works with Batman?
Nope. Just him and Brock. . . BREEDING. . .
I use mine as a makeshift vagin….AAAAHHHH I MEAN…..
PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
FUCK YEAH SEAKINGSLAP!
Clearly this is just a subtle euphemism for masturbation.
HOLY BATNIPPLES my mind has just been BLOWN
Does that mean that the protagonist Pokemon Trainer is actually…AN ANTAGONIST!?!?
Now all we need is a Magikarp mod for the Homewrecker
By the way, free +1 for everyone.
Magikarp evolved into Gyarados = Awesome.
Experience was gained by beating stuff to death like a Primeape on heat = Crazy.
The trainer is wearing a Batman T-shirt = Crazy Awesome.
After beating off to death you end up with lengthy, noodle-like structure with yellow and blue bits?
Yeah, i see that.
Giovanni is Batman?
Well, now that the world is topsy-turvy, why don't we just wear hats on our feet and let hamburgers eat people.
"+1, +1, +1, uuuuhhh… +1!"
Sentry goin' up! …oh yeah. Sentry goin down!
And this isn't even soviet Russia! I can tell because there aren't any bears on unicy-oh wait. That just happened.
I agreeee.
no wonder he wants tohttp://www.halolz.com/2008/11/18/i-swear-to-god/
You sir just made me imagine magikarp as a fleshlight and, therefore wrecked my brain beyond the help of mind bleach! I sincerely hope you're happy now you sick f***!
X_X
Welcome to the interne….Oh… your mind is already Fubaror (F**ked Up Beyond Any Reconcision Or Repair)… Nevermind then!
indeed now may i pet my homicidal chainsaw wielding black transvestite clown? <_>
In Capitalist America, woman drive car. So we're still safe.
Even if the others all -1 you, I forgive you on the virtue of being honest and submitting yourself to justice. +1
*Shotgun click* Get that bastard's head…
*Shotgun shot* Sorry!…Trigger is sensitive…
btw +1 for being honest and for the sake of Halolz science
Who needs Garados if you have SEAKING
F*CK YEAH!
The assumption of multiple trolls came from the fact that the scores were seemingly -1ed several times, while a single user can only -1 once. Also, I don't recall anyone mentioning the troll's gender. Nevertheless, I thank you for admitting your guilt.
But hey, they give you money!
Playing Whack a Mole…
You are doing it wrong.
Paulrus strikes again!
+1 for 'sploding Shawn.
In Capitalist America, healthcare is FREE!!!*
*By free, we mean you're being forced to buy it and taxed into oblivion to support our retarded and fail new system. Enjoy!
I definitely wasn't listening to still alive when I typed this up.
huzzah for manly guys doing manly things,
seriously it looks good so far.
Dat mouth?
I need a monocle?
WTB Expert Photoshop.
SKRAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
chicken +1 wave!
hehe
penis.
+1
While that's nice to read and all, are you saying you actually made several accounts to -1 with? As Rolfcopter says, you can only do it once and there were definitely several waves…
Ah, man, the end's fukken sweet XD
Law Abiding Engineer 2: Build Harder
Which, as we know Toast toast!
We need axes and banhammers.
And guns.
On the other hand, ur doin eet rite.
MEN TO ARMS? DITTO,USE TRANSFORM.
*Watchs ditto become a man,then a pair of arms.*
BUT IF YOU STOP IT NOW IT BECOMES A HIDEOUS MUSCULAR MAN FISH THING
Or hairy teenagers wearing batman shirts RIDING the things.
http://www.instantsfun.es/inetporn
except its pokemon not internet
well in the anime they had gligarman
BURN HER BURN THE TROLL
Mr Fishy… the best weapon ever!
ENTIRE TEAM IS HIPSTERS!