BOOM... HEADSHOT!

Proving a good headshot doesn’t always require a rifle.
Screenshot by Rivtander, submitted by Davis B.

http://halo3screenshots.com/2008/05/07/ode-to-300/
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 15, 2010 · 9:19 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (197 votes, average: 2.46 out of 5)
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78 Responses to “BOOM… HEADSHOT!”

  1. Alpar on May 15th, 2010 9:31 am

    Dang it Shawn, why do you force me to make a Gravatar in order to make a comment? T_T

  2. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 9:32 am

    …And a boot to the head.

    Also, he seems to make a habit of this. That's why his footprints are all bloody.

  3. Alpar on May 15th, 2010 9:32 am

    Whoever submitted this clearly doesn't understand the differences between "Boot to the Head", "This is Sparta", and "Headshot".

  4. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 9:34 am

    THIS… IS… a boot to the head.

    To my nemesis Xerxes, I leave an offering of earth and water. …And a boot to the head.

  5. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 1:35 pm

    Anyone else see this fucking annoying "Share on Facebook" message… THAT WON'T GO THE FUCK AWAY, EVEN WHEN I HIT THE X OR "Close Message"?!
    I don't even have a Facebook!

  6. LitmusRemnantal on May 15th, 2010 1:37 pm

    Looks like…
    *puts on sunglasses*
    those boots were made for walkin'
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  7. A_R_ on May 15th, 2010 1:49 pm

    I have my face, i have my books, but i don't need no stinkin' facebooks!

    Is there any way to close this useless space-waster?

  8. DrSexington on May 15th, 2010 1:55 pm

    COVANENT!? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

  9. A_R_ on May 15th, 2010 2:01 pm

    Ahemm… You got blood on my boots.

  10. Alpar on May 15th, 2010 2:11 pm

    I has Facebook…but I only use it to contact friends to ask them about questions, or plan TF2 games…

  11. Taco77 on May 15th, 2010 10:12 am

    Maybe he has a gun attached to his leg?

  12. combatbeaver on May 15th, 2010 2:13 pm

    wow…this guy is really ahead in football isnt he?

  13. Taco77 on May 15th, 2010 10:14 am

    Me thinks he had a gun attached to his leg. New Halo weapon? Leg gun Shoot while kick people in head :D

  14. Taco77 on May 15th, 2010 10:15 am

    I know how but it is a secret I give a hint click edit :D

  15. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 10:16 am

    And delete all the HTML? Yeah… that doesn't work for me.

    It works at first, but when I reload the page or come back later, surprise! Guess who's back!

  16. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 2:17 pm

    inb4 No, Who's on first

  17. Taco77 on May 15th, 2010 2:18 pm

    Just Like a Friggin' Spy

  18. Songseer on May 15th, 2010 2:22 pm

    let's see if i have one too….

  19. Sir Xandus on May 15th, 2010 2:30 pm

    Sparta?

    This! Is! HALO!

    *kicks him*

  20. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 2:35 pm

    Only I never thought Facebook was on my side in the first place.

  21. killercartoons on May 15th, 2010 2:37 pm

    And not to mention some face too. Face never comes out of boots…

  22. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 2:40 pm

    You know, I wouldn't be so pissed if not for 2 things:
    1: Facebook is the devil
    2: It basically makes the comments section into a huge clusterfuck.

  23. Fhantinabox on May 15th, 2010 2:40 pm

    Shame the Spartan wasn't Yellow/Gold with Red… then "Falcon Kick!" would be in effect…

    And more funnier…

  24. Sir Xandus on May 15th, 2010 2:43 pm

    Facebook has invaded Halolz. They're taking over.

    The end is nigh!

  25. Sir Xandus on May 15th, 2010 2:44 pm

    And another for Jenny and the wimp!

  26. A_R_ on May 15th, 2010 2:44 pm

    Faceboot?

  27. A_R_ on May 15th, 2010 2:51 pm

    Ice cream for everyone!

  28. Sir Xandus on May 15th, 2010 2:53 pm

    What flavor is it?

  29. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 2:55 pm

    Trap-flavored.

  30. ArmyOfMidgets on May 15th, 2010 3:08 pm

    You may have given the little alien a boot to the head, but in .61584 seconds you're getting hot plasma shot at your spartans.

  31. ArmyOfMidgets on May 15th, 2010 3:10 pm

    But, Facebook needs to know of all our CSI: Miami refferences, Wolf Jokes and Kratos Memes! otherwise it won't learn!

  32. A_R_ on May 15th, 2010 3:10 pm

    That's no moon! It's a Boot to the Head.

  33. Caelun_Niveus on May 15th, 2010 3:13 pm

    I can think of three "hypothetical" ways:

    1. Destroy Facebook. Despite becoming internet monsters we'd proably have better chances surviving ten seconds in a fight against both Wolf and Falcon.

    2. Stop using Intense Debate for another comment system, though that would reset everyone's E-peens.

    3. Flame the crap out of either/both faction/s until their mailboxes fill and they change it back.

  34. Caelun_Niveus on May 15th, 2010 3:16 pm

    HOLD IT!!!

    This is the Halo 3 Campaign so that's an ODST, not a Spartan.

  35. MiniNinja on May 15th, 2010 11:39 am
  36. MrRaccoon on May 15th, 2010 3:42 pm

    4.- Tell Shawn to work on it, I guess this must be a setting that can be turned off

  37. A_R_ on May 15th, 2010 3:44 pm

    5. If that doesn't work -- use more gun.

  38. MrRaccoon on May 15th, 2010 3:45 pm

    Seems like violence urges
    *Shades*
    are kicking
    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

  39. Roflcopter419 on May 15th, 2010 11:46 am

    I'd post something witty if the stupid facebook thing didn't kill my interest in posting.

  40. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 4:10 pm

    6: ???
    7: Profit!

  41. Daifuku on May 15th, 2010 4:17 pm
  42. A_R_ on May 15th, 2010 4:19 pm

    Boot to the head and book to the face. Makes sense.

  43. ZombieGoatse on May 15th, 2010 12:37 pm

    Looks like this grunt. . .
    *Sunglasses*
    Is getting the boot!
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  44. ZombieGoatse on May 15th, 2010 4:38 pm

    Damn. What are you people doing to that Grunt!?

  45. meinmattias on May 15th, 2010 4:41 pm

    Oh noes. There's gum all over the battlefield, too. We're gonna have to pry that grunt off somehow…

  46. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 15th, 2010 4:46 pm

    The noob players with Recon armor.
    Juggernaughts who won't eat lead.
    Scouts who the teleporter.
    GIVE THEM A BOOT TO THE HEAD!

    BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Na! Na!)
    BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Na! Na!)
    BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Na! Na!)
    BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Na na naaaaaaa naaaaaa etc.)

    The Hylian who like to break my jars.
    People who yell "IT'S A TRAP!"
    The Pyro who won't leave me alone.
    The Wolf who won't let me do that.

    BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Na! Na!)
    BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Na! Na!)
    BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Na! Na!)
    BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Na na naaaaaaa naaaaaa etc.)

    BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Naaaa!)
    BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Na! Na!)
    BOOT TO THE HEAD! (Na! Na!)
    BOOT TO THE HEAD!

    *applause*

  47. Alpar on May 15th, 2010 4:50 pm

    8. UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

  48. TheTopHatKid on May 15th, 2010 1:08 pm
  49. A_R_ on May 15th, 2010 5:37 pm

    9. Farm never really was on your side

  50. codemaster525 on May 15th, 2010 5:39 pm

    Shawn better do something…

  51. Alpar on May 15th, 2010 5:43 pm

    10. So therefore it must be a zoo.

  52. Alpar on May 15th, 2010 5:44 pm

    Wrong timing =P

  53. A_R_ on May 15th, 2010 5:50 pm

    Wombat is never wrong.

    …..
    …….
    …Unless it's a farm.

  54. Daifuku on May 15th, 2010 5:51 pm

    "You have to trust someone to be betrayed."

  55. Daifuku on May 15th, 2010 5:52 pm

    Recon? WHERE?! >:O

  56. DrSexington on May 15th, 2010 5:57 pm

    HALO?

    THIS IS HA…wait yeah was Halo in the first place

  57. SnovB X on May 15th, 2010 5:58 pm

    11. UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
    12. GOTO 9

    inb4commodore64

  58. A_R_ on May 15th, 2010 2:43 pm

    64. Commodore

  59. Darkangelsv1 on May 15th, 2010 7:18 pm

    Oh great. You just HAD to do a Basic endless loop.
    Congratulations, you're a disgrace to programmers.

    High five, man.

  60. TheRedGrunt on May 15th, 2010 7:19 pm

    NOOO! FLIPYAP!

  61. Darkangelsv1 on May 15th, 2010 7:20 pm

    Easier. Just use an Ad-Blocker.
    *Maimed by everyone who uses revenue sharing including Shawn*

    …well, you can just filter out the Revenue ads and only block the Facebook thing. I think.

  62. SnovB X on May 15th, 2010 3:21 pm

    It was asking to be done
    High five

  63. Gamage on May 15th, 2010 7:38 pm

    I agree im an angry gorilla and that makes me angry >:|

    also congrats on 100 E-peen

  64. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 7:45 pm

    Danke.

    And it seems to be gone… Shawn, we love you again.

  65. Alpar on May 15th, 2010 8:38 pm

    I'm still slightly angry at Shawn for that last Kratos submission B(

  66. DrSexington on May 16th, 2010 1:43 am

    Ever thought of entering the song writing buisness?

  67. killercartoons on May 16th, 2010 2:02 am

    I dig it.

    You can write, but can you sing?

  68. killercartoons on May 16th, 2010 2:04 am

    Faceboot, the new way to kick your annoying friends off your team!

  69. Daifuku on May 16th, 2010 3:48 am

    Welcome to Godhood. Party out back and open bar in the kitchen.

  70. Taco77 on May 16th, 2010 3:50 am

    Someone Halp somebody gave me a -1 :(

  71. Taco77 on May 16th, 2010 3:58 am

    Inb4 BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!

  72. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 16th, 2010 4:13 am

    No and no.

    Also, this is a parody of another song by the Frantics: the guys behind the original audio for "Boot to the Head".

  73. OHAITHER on May 16th, 2010 5:23 am

    Fixed, my good friend.

  74. A_R_ on May 16th, 2010 7:35 am

    "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys"
    -J. Freeman

  75. Fhantinabox on May 16th, 2010 10:32 am

    OBJECTION!

    I only played Halo 1, I don't care what happend with Master Chief after or before that!!

  76. Taco77 on May 16th, 2010 10:19 pm

    Thanks I give you +1

  77. Jackthehedgy on May 20th, 2010 4:58 am

    boots surprisingly dangerous at close range

  78. deathbychickens on September 5th, 2010 1:35 am

    sparta and halo? !@#$ that…THIS! IS! REACH!!!!!!!!!!!

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