Secrets of the Warp Whistle (Comic)

Warning: Using warp whistles on the last level voids warranty.
By our pal Tanny McCaldsalot for Collegehumor

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 2, 2010 · 4:01 PM 
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73 Responses to “Secrets of the Warp Whistle”

  1. ZombieGoatse on May 2nd, 2010 8:03 pm

    ZOT!

  2. Tenck on May 2nd, 2010 8:06 pm

    Worlds Collide!

    …punalicious

  3. Kevvo on May 2nd, 2010 8:08 pm

    Otakon: Mario, you've created a time/space paradox!

  4. Gamegeneral on May 2nd, 2010 8:09 pm

    If I remember, doesn't it actually send you back to the start? I forget.

  5. MiniNinja on May 2nd, 2010 8:13 pm

    You get to the start of world 8, if that is what you mean.

  6. MiniNinja on May 2nd, 2010 8:14 pm

    Which gives you +1p(un).

  7. Tifakitteh on May 2nd, 2010 8:14 pm

    Now the last panel makes me wonder if there is yaoi fanfic of Mario and Sonic.

    Or any Mario : Full-Life Consequences.

  8. ZombieGoatse on May 2nd, 2010 8:24 pm

    This is the internet. Of course there's Mario/Sonic crossover Yaoi porn.

  9. Tifakitteh on May 2nd, 2010 8:31 pm

    Fanfic with a love story would actually be more troubling… I mean, you can obviously draw anything doing anything, but involving them in a love story turned more physical is even uhm… weirder.

    What with Mario being a fat, mustacheoid plumber, and Sonic an oversized blue, talking and running hedgehog.

    OH GOD. I'm not sure if that'd be furry-thing or zoophily. Either way the Internet loses.

  10. MiniNinja on May 2nd, 2010 8:31 pm
  11. CakeBard on May 2nd, 2010 8:33 pm

    Out of all the things Sonic has survived: robots, flying robots, robot monkeys, robots with chain flail arms, robot fish… he somehow is taken out by a fat italian speed bump.

  12. Alpar on May 2nd, 2010 8:42 pm

    I wonder if this is how Sonic and Mario at the Olympic Games started?

  13. EggOnMaxx on May 2nd, 2010 8:52 pm

    And that's why it's the greatest game evar!

  14. SnovB X on May 2nd, 2010 8:54 pm

    Not sure, but I think Peach has something to do with that.

  15. Vosur on May 2nd, 2010 8:57 pm

    -A box wanders up behind Mario, then a "!" appears over the box suddenly-

  16. itselguapo on May 2nd, 2010 9:02 pm

    I actually know what happens since i tried it, you use the warp whistle on World 8 it takes you alllllllllllllllllllll the way back to the first warp, meaning warp worlds 1-4….. congratulations you may now proceed to "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU……." oh and what makes it worse is that if you have it playing on an emulator it saves states right when you use the warp whistle…… ok that might be a lie…. but it'd be damn funny if that did happen. what makes it worse is that you can't just be like oh well i'll just warp back to world 8 nope since you used the whistle and you only use 2 your stuck in world 5-7…. then your officially fucked.

  17. Leo058 on May 2nd, 2010 9:03 pm

    That's what you get for paying attention to Weegee.

  18. Dr.Panda on May 2nd, 2010 9:56 pm

    Heeey…..When did Yoshi get a Mustache and learn how to talk?

  19. Sir Xandus on May 2nd, 2010 10:21 pm

    Great, now I've got to go play Super Mario Bros. and try this to see if it actually works.

  20. BlueChameleon on May 2nd, 2010 10:21 pm

    I'm sure that's Link.

    He must have teleported into the Mushroom kingdom with his ocarina.

  21. ZombieGoatse on May 2nd, 2010 10:47 pm

    Again, This is the internet.

  22. BlueChameleon on May 2nd, 2010 10:51 pm

    ZOT of course, standing for Zone OverTime!

  23. SEGA_Uranus on May 2nd, 2010 11:05 pm

    YOU'RE TOO SL-*WHAM*

  24. TehVortex on May 2nd, 2010 11:16 pm

    tl;dr

  25. TehVortex on May 2nd, 2010 11:20 pm

    So if Link played the Minuet of Forest already in the Forest Temple, would he appear in World 1?

  26. ZombieGoatse on May 2nd, 2010 11:24 pm

    IT'S A ME! MAR- *SLAM!*

  27. Darth54killer on May 2nd, 2010 11:32 pm

    Darthvader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. Darth54killer on May 2nd, 2010 11:32 pm

    Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Goo!

  29. ArmyOfMidgets on May 2nd, 2010 7:45 pm

    Cool story, bro.

  30. Leo058 on May 3rd, 2010 12:09 am
  31. Leo058 on May 2nd, 2010 8:13 pm

    First of all:
    Cool story, bro!

    Second:
    Riveting tale, chap!

    Third:
    It doesn't work like that. MiniNinja got it right.

  32. EggOnMaxx on May 2nd, 2010 8:53 pm

    Another +1 for being puntastic!

  33. Roflcopter419 on May 3rd, 2010 1:33 am

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    Apparently unintentionally hilarious screams are genetic.

  34. Dr.Panda on May 3rd, 2010 1:54 am

    Wait…But Link cant talk! D:

  35. Daifuku on May 3rd, 2010 2:14 am

    Because sharks are clearly able to kick down doors.

  36. Daifuku on May 3rd, 2010 2:15 am

    Any one else wondering why Sonic is running backwards?

  37. MasterLuigi452 on May 3rd, 2010 2:34 am

    That flute is a fake!!

  38. wraithtaker on May 3rd, 2010 2:41 am

    This was good. But, I just have one question for everybody… why hasn't anyone done any crossovers using the Team Fortress 2 characters in SSB? I actually have a list at home of what their moves, taunts, final smashes, everything. I came up with it in FIVE FREAKIN MINUTES. Hell, I even made a little mock up of that Mario's Last supper thing with Snake saying, "I bet it's one of the new guys" and the spy getting up, "Gentlemen…"

  39. ZombieGoatse on May 3rd, 2010 2:59 am

    And that is clearly the sound that is made.

  40. CakeBard on May 3rd, 2010 3:08 am

    Two sets of heavenly spheres impact one another

  41. Darth54killer on May 2nd, 2010 11:33 pm

    Sorry, I forgot to hit the jump key when I saw him.

  42. ArmyOfMidgets on May 2nd, 2010 11:43 pm

    Tenck just wanna have pun~!

  43. EphEphEcksIII on May 3rd, 2010 12:35 am

    Sonicboom

  44. Link4all on May 3rd, 2010 12:58 am

    Cool story bro.

  45. Kirby_Emprer on May 3rd, 2010 5:13 am

    in the words of haggard from battlefield bad company "why in the world would he do that? thats as stupid as hiding in a cardboard box!"

  46. ZombieGoatse on May 3rd, 2010 2:13 am

    Therefore we can only assume that Tingle stole Link's Ocarina.

  47. Daifuku on May 3rd, 2010 2:16 am

    He can in a time paradox and manga.

  48. MasterLuigi452 on May 3rd, 2010 2:31 am

    Wait, wut?

  49. AuraMaster on May 3rd, 2010 7:13 am

    You sure it's not a spy?

  50. AuraMaster on May 3rd, 2010 7:15 am

    Perhaps from this point of view, but simply move behind the collision and turn around, and everything's accurate.

  51. Psiwrite on May 3rd, 2010 10:50 am

    You return to World 9 (the warp zone), at the point where you can warp to worlds 2, 3 or 4.
    And why did Mario lose coins when Sonic ran into him? Maybe he has to obey the laws of whatever world he ends up in.
    Which means that if he warped to Contra world, those fireballs would fire in spreads….

  52. Leo058 on May 3rd, 2010 12:06 pm

    Nothing compared to Vader.
    Tryhttp://www.nooooooooooooooo.com

  53. Fhantinabox on May 3rd, 2010 12:10 pm

    I think he would be on a cellshaded island with a tanned girl…

  54. Tifakitteh on May 3rd, 2010 1:46 pm

    And stupid CD-based adventures on an old, dusty console.

  55. Roflcopter419 on May 3rd, 2010 2:32 pm

    He's always been inferior to Vader in every way.
    http://darthsanddroids.net/fanart/TEsb001.png http://darthsanddroids.net/fanart/TEsb002.png

    Read them in order.

  56. pinecone2654 on May 3rd, 2010 2:40 pm

    hardest I've lol'd on Halolz in a while :D

  57. Leo058 on May 3rd, 2010 2:45 pm

    First: Cool story, bro!
    Second: Riveting tale, chap!
    Third: That's not how it works.

  58. Roflcopter419 on May 3rd, 2010 10:56 am

    Cool story, bro.

  59. Leo058 on May 3rd, 2010 3:06 pm

    I will give him this much, though… he's a billion times more likable than Anakin.

  60. ZombieGoatse on May 3rd, 2010 6:03 pm

    Your mom came from the right side. . .

    I-I don't know why I said that. . .

  61. elitetrashmob on May 3rd, 2010 5:49 pm

    FAKE. Sonic came from the right side…

  62. penguindude42 on May 3rd, 2010 8:45 pm

    Cool story, bro.

  63. dope92 on May 4th, 2010 6:15 am

    boot to da head!

  64. dope92 on May 4th, 2010 6:16 am

    eggman:

    ill get u soni…

    never mind

  65. elitetrashmob on May 4th, 2010 5:25 pm

    explains the weird background

  66. dimomarg on May 5th, 2010 5:39 pm

    It's not fake. Sonic could just NOT resist going back for more RRRRINNNNGZ

  67. luigi 11792 on May 9th, 2010 7:18 am

    that warp whistle is not in super mario bros.

  68. luigi 11792 on May 10th, 2010 11:22 am

    http://www.halolz.com/2008/06/11/betrayal/
    Marios a retard on this pic above.

  69. Leo058 on May 12th, 2010 1:47 pm

    I have an Engineer texture for Mario, if that counts.

  70. Miles on June 3rd, 2010 11:29 am

    O I C Wut U Did Thar.
    and this seems more like an explanation for Sonic in Brawl…. don't -1 me…

  71. Miles on June 3rd, 2010 11:31 am

    No, he'd just go to the entrance.
    But if he played at the entrance…..

  72. Miles on June 9th, 2010 2:22 am

    Awesome, awesome.

  73. Evaatix on April 2nd, 2011 10:21 am

    Why would the warp whistle take you to sonic’s world 1 instead of sonic’s world 8?

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