THE BIG DADDY

Seriously, what does he use that drill for anyway? It’s not the most useful parenting tool, that’s for sure!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 11, 2010 · 3:17 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (338 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)
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2K Games, BioShock, Fists of Fury, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Smashy Smashy, Xbox 360

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62 Responses to “THE BIG DADDY”

  1. Plaza on May 11th, 2010 7:23 pm

    RUN COWARDS! I AM COMING FOR YOU!

  2. CdiGanon on May 11th, 2010 7:26 pm

    Well you've got to HAND it to him
    he sure is HANDy to have around
    And on the other HAND, you don't have to DRILL him a lot

  3. tveye on May 11th, 2010 3:38 pm

    Well, he can’t really grab someone with a drill…

    Just saying.

  4. Acrazymonke on May 11th, 2010 7:45 pm

    Mabe he's right handed?

  5. A_R_ on May 11th, 2010 7:48 pm

    Maybe he just wanted to give you a hand?

  6. MexicanJuice on May 11th, 2010 7:53 pm

    Well, obviously! How else is he supposed to keep you still while he rams his drill up your ass?

  7. Fhantinabox on May 11th, 2010 8:14 pm

    Those little girls have a great dental care!
    It's one of Rapture's most well-hidden secrets next to it's great daycare facility!

  8. Leo058 on May 11th, 2010 8:16 pm

    …I think the motivational kills it.

  9. Roflcopter419 on May 11th, 2010 8:24 pm

    Um… Can anyone else not see the picture? Or the background? Or anything on this site?

  10. Nicholas Copernicus on May 11th, 2010 8:24 pm

    Scariest piece of modern art ever. You turn the corner and BAM! Hand reaching out of the glass, and an angry diver behind it.

  11. Nicholas Copernicus on May 11th, 2010 8:25 pm

    I gotta HAND it to ya, CdiGanon, you are just HANDing out these puns LEFT and RIGHT.
    There's no reason to DRILL ya on the proper usage of puns, albeit it wouldn't be a HANDful of work to do.

  12. MrRaccoon on May 11th, 2010 8:27 pm

    "Hello kids, don't move, I'll be right there in a second *breaks screen*"

  13. Alpar on May 11th, 2010 8:43 pm

    inb4morepuns

  14. Alpar on May 11th, 2010 8:44 pm

    I LIVE!

  15. dope92 on May 11th, 2010 8:50 pm

    he could be grabbing your head to drill u in da face.

  16. Brawling Bouse on May 11th, 2010 9:10 pm

    It's cause you're expecting the drill.

    How…

    *shades*

    Underhanded.

    *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

  17. Fission on May 11th, 2010 9:24 pm

    HANDyside, you are so HANDy with finding ridiculous things, I gotta HAND it to you.

  18. Fission on May 11th, 2010 9:24 pm

    Too late! Bwahaha!

  19. dapaperboy on May 11th, 2010 9:32 pm

    I have a feeling that Big Daddy will beeDRILL -ing my mom tonight =[

  20. Zabrio on May 11th, 2010 9:35 pm

    This is actually a screenshot from Bioshock 3(D)
    This time violence CAN be blamed on the video game

  21. spplmj on May 11th, 2010 9:55 pm

    It looks like this joke
    *turns up hearing aid*

    Is Old!

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  22. ArmyOfMidgets on May 11th, 2010 9:58 pm

    Drills for Heaven-Piercing only.

  23. Alpar on May 11th, 2010 9:59 pm

    Pokemon mixed with sex joke and pun?

    +1

  24. BlueChameleon on May 11th, 2010 10:25 pm

    Hey! That drill is mint condition! I wouldn't want to lower the value either.

  25. meinmattias on May 11th, 2010 10:45 pm

    That drill isn't very effective on glass. It only work on your mom.

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, snap!

  26. Taco77 on May 11th, 2010 10:46 pm

    inb4 Just who the hell do you think we are

  27. Leo058 on May 11th, 2010 10:48 pm

    Did someone say… MORE PUNS?

    Maybe you could use a HAND keeping them at bay.

  28. Kirby_Emprer on May 11th, 2010 10:57 pm

    lamp oil, rope, or bombs. you want it?

  29. KiruBananers on May 11th, 2010 10:58 pm

    He'll never he be head of a corperate standing!
    Wait…
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  30. A_R_ on May 11th, 2010 11:28 pm

    You've headed the wrong way or what?

  31. Daifuku on May 11th, 2010 11:35 pm

    Indeed…

    By the way, i was right about your bet.

  32. Leo058 on May 11th, 2010 11:39 pm

    You always are.

  33. Alpar on May 11th, 2010 11:47 pm

    Then why was there no Giga Drill Breaker in that game? D:

  34. MexicanJuice on May 11th, 2010 11:52 pm

    Ugh. All these puns. HANDling all of it's quite a PUNishment.

  35. Roflcopter419 on May 11th, 2010 11:54 pm

    I swear, these puns are getting harder to HANDle.

  36. Leo058 on May 12th, 2010 12:01 am
  37. Daifuku on May 12th, 2010 12:28 am

    Wanna know why he's using his hand? He's trying to strangle Shawn who is on the other side of the glass preparing to post another Advise Kratos.

  38. Taco77 on May 12th, 2010 1:40 am

    Some one should submit that

  39. Taco77 on May 12th, 2010 1:41 am

    Because Gordon Freemen said so

  40. Daifuku on May 12th, 2010 1:45 am

    I'm not always right. Everyone else is always wrong >_>

  41. Daifuku on May 12th, 2010 1:52 am

    Because it would obviously flood the city.

  42. Naxts_The_Demon on May 12th, 2010 1:56 am

    Lolpunny

  43. EphEphEcksIII on May 12th, 2010 2:02 am

    Now that's a breakthrough performance.

  44. JboneDRS on May 11th, 2010 10:14 pm

    Well they’re not to bright, so he probably just didn’t think to use it.

  45. JboneDRS on May 12th, 2010 2:16 am

    Well they're not too bright, so he probably was just too stupid to think of using his drill.

  46. ArmyOfMidgets on May 12th, 2010 3:14 am

    You get a +1 purely because of "LEFT and RIGHT"

  47. Hakokoro on May 12th, 2010 5:07 am

    If you think that saying:
    "I dont see anything funny on these Bioshock submissions" would make me receive -1 ratings ,+1 one!

    And i do think its funny,before anyone -1 me

  48. Arb on May 12th, 2010 1:51 am

    o i c wat Shawn did thar.

    He is obviously trying to distract us again with the big daddy so he can ready more courage kratos! We must be diligent and flame him some more! Now before he makes courage mudkips and advice (whatever the hell that green guy’s name is here)!

  49. dapaperboy on May 12th, 2010 3:23 am

    You better bayleaf it. He will rhydon her all night long

  50. Fhantinabox on May 12th, 2010 8:16 am

    …Why are you posting a image with only text and a blue background??

    /lamejoke

  51. GullibleGregory on May 12th, 2010 4:17 am

    http://www.wolfire.com/humble

    Jesus christ monkeyballs

  52. Alpar on May 12th, 2010 10:47 am

    Okay, I think we found the best Pokemon pun user around here…

  53. Leo058 on May 12th, 2010 1:36 pm

    ABSOLutely.

  54. killercartoons on May 12th, 2010 1:47 pm

    If he can break through glass with just his hand, maybe he's saving the drill for the fleshy good stuff on the other side!

  55. killercartoons on May 12th, 2010 1:48 pm

    If doesn't matter if you want it, it's if he wants you to want it.

  56. dope92 on May 12th, 2010 7:34 pm

    oh… my… GOD!

    i get it now!

    absol and absolutely!

    gezz im slow

  57. Leo058 on May 12th, 2010 8:18 pm

    The name fits, it seems.

    J/K.

  58. dapaperboy on May 12th, 2010 9:47 pm

    yeah your slowbro

  59. dapaperboy on May 12th, 2010 9:52 pm

    Big Daddy used Drill Peck on Dapaperboy's Mom!
    Dapaperboy's mom fainted!
    Big Daddy used Horn Drill!
    It's super effective!…

  60. Kirby_Emprer on May 12th, 2010 10:14 pm

    if it was delta he probably wouldnt need to use his hands just use his lightning bolt and stun them, then a drill in the ass…

  61. Treefriend on May 12th, 2010 9:06 pm

    I’m just happy that noone will ever make a 3D remake of the game.

    …please don’t do it. I’d have to buy it. And then I’d have to buy new pants.

  62. the13goth on November 16th, 2011 8:06 pm

    "PIZZAAAAA GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!" "your on a PC…" "-brakes the screen- not anymore ÒuÓ

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