THE BIG DADDY

Seriously, what does he use that drill for anyway? It’s not the most useful parenting tool, that’s for sure!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 11, 2010 · 3:17 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (339 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)
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2K Games, BioShock, Fists of Fury, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Smashy Smashy, Xbox 360

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62 Responses to “THE BIG DADDY”

  1. Plaza on May 11th, 2010 7:23 pm

    RUN COWARDS! I AM COMING FOR YOU!

  2. CdiGanon on May 11th, 2010 7:26 pm

    Well you've got to HAND it to him
    he sure is HANDy to have around
    And on the other HAND, you don't have to DRILL him a lot

  3. tveye on May 11th, 2010 3:38 pm

    Well, he can’t really grab someone with a drill…

    Just saying.

  4. Acrazymonke on May 11th, 2010 7:45 pm

    Mabe he's right handed?

  5. MexicanJuice on May 11th, 2010 7:53 pm

    Well, obviously! How else is he supposed to keep you still while he rams his drill up your ass?

  6. Fhantinabox on May 11th, 2010 8:14 pm

    Those little girls have a great dental care!
    It's one of Rapture's most well-hidden secrets next to it's great daycare facility!

  7. Leo058 on May 11th, 2010 8:16 pm

    …I think the motivational kills it.

  8. Roflcopter419 on May 11th, 2010 8:24 pm

    Um… Can anyone else not see the picture? Or the background? Or anything on this site?

  9. Nicholas Copernicus on May 11th, 2010 8:24 pm

    Scariest piece of modern art ever. You turn the corner and BAM! Hand reaching out of the glass, and an angry diver behind it.

  10. MrRaccoon on May 11th, 2010 8:27 pm

    "Hello kids, don't move, I'll be right there in a second *breaks screen*"

  11. dope92 on May 11th, 2010 8:50 pm

    he could be grabbing your head to drill u in da face.

  12. Brawling Bouse on May 11th, 2010 9:10 pm

    It's cause you're expecting the drill.

    How…

    *shades*

    Underhanded.

    *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

  13. Fission on May 11th, 2010 9:24 pm

    HANDyside, you are so HANDy with finding ridiculous things, I gotta HAND it to you.

  14. Zabrio on May 11th, 2010 9:35 pm

    This is actually a screenshot from Bioshock 3(D)
    This time violence CAN be blamed on the video game

  15. ArmyOfMidgets on May 11th, 2010 9:58 pm

    Drills for Heaven-Piercing only.

  16. BlueChameleon on May 11th, 2010 10:25 pm

    Hey! That drill is mint condition! I wouldn't want to lower the value either.

  17. meinmattias on May 11th, 2010 10:45 pm

    That drill isn't very effective on glass. It only work on your mom.

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, snap!

  18. Daifuku on May 12th, 2010 12:28 am

    Wanna know why he's using his hand? He's trying to strangle Shawn who is on the other side of the glass preparing to post another Advise Kratos.

  19. EphEphEcksIII on May 12th, 2010 2:02 am

    Now that's a breakthrough performance.

  20. JboneDRS on May 11th, 2010 10:14 pm

    Well they’re not to bright, so he probably just didn’t think to use it.

  21. JboneDRS on May 12th, 2010 2:16 am

    Well they're not too bright, so he probably was just too stupid to think of using his drill.

  22. Hakokoro on May 12th, 2010 5:07 am

    If you think that saying:
    "I dont see anything funny on these Bioshock submissions" would make me receive -1 ratings ,+1 one!

    And i do think its funny,before anyone -1 me

  23. Arb on May 12th, 2010 1:51 am

    o i c wat Shawn did thar.

    He is obviously trying to distract us again with the big daddy so he can ready more courage kratos! We must be diligent and flame him some more! Now before he makes courage mudkips and advice (whatever the hell that green guy’s name is here)!

  24. dapaperboy on May 12th, 2010 3:23 am

    You better bayleaf it. He will rhydon her all night long

  25. killercartoons on May 12th, 2010 1:47 pm

    If he can break through glass with just his hand, maybe he's saving the drill for the fleshy good stuff on the other side!

  26. Treefriend on May 12th, 2010 9:06 pm

    I’m just happy that noone will ever make a 3D remake of the game.

    …please don’t do it. I’d have to buy it. And then I’d have to buy new pants.

  27. the13goth on November 16th, 2011 8:06 pm

    "PIZZAAAAA GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!" "your on a PC…" "-brakes the screen- not anymore ÒuÓ

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