Seriously, what does he use that drill for anyway? It’s not the most useful parenting tool, that’s for sure!
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RUN COWARDS! I AM COMING FOR YOU!
Well you've got to HAND it to him
he sure is HANDy to have around
And on the other HAND, you don't have to DRILL him a lot
Well, he can’t really grab someone with a drill…
Just saying.
Mabe he's right handed?
Maybe he just wanted to give you a hand?
Well, obviously! How else is he supposed to keep you still while he rams his drill up your ass?
Those little girls have a great dental care!
It's one of Rapture's most well-hidden secrets next to it's great daycare facility!
…I think the motivational kills it.
Um… Can anyone else not see the picture? Or the background? Or anything on this site?
Scariest piece of modern art ever. You turn the corner and BAM! Hand reaching out of the glass, and an angry diver behind it.
I gotta HAND it to ya, CdiGanon, you are just HANDing out these puns LEFT and RIGHT.
There's no reason to DRILL ya on the proper usage of puns, albeit it wouldn't be a HANDful of work to do.
"Hello kids, don't move, I'll be right there in a second *breaks screen*"
inb4morepuns
I LIVE!
he could be grabbing your head to drill u in da face.
It's cause you're expecting the drill.
How…
*shades*
Underhanded.
*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
HANDyside, you are so HANDy with finding ridiculous things, I gotta HAND it to you.
Too late! Bwahaha!
I have a feeling that Big Daddy will beeDRILL -ing my mom tonight =[
This is actually a screenshot from Bioshock 3(D)
This time violence CAN be blamed on the video game
It looks like this joke
*turns up hearing aid*
Is Old!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Drills for Heaven-Piercing only.
Pokemon mixed with sex joke and pun?
+1
Hey! That drill is mint condition! I wouldn't want to lower the value either.
That drill isn't very effective on glass. It only work on your mom.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, snap!
inb4 Just who the hell do you think we are
Did someone say… MORE PUNS?
Maybe you could use a HAND keeping them at bay.
lamp oil, rope, or bombs. you want it?
He'll never he be head of a corperate standing!
Wait…
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You've headed the wrong way or what?
Indeed…
By the way, i was right about your bet.
You always are.
Then why was there no Giga Drill Breaker in that game? D:
Ugh. All these puns. HANDling all of it's quite a PUNishment.
I swear, these puns are getting harder to HANDle.
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Wanna know why he's using his hand? He's trying to strangle Shawn who is on the other side of the glass preparing to post another Advise Kratos.
Some one should submit that
Because Gordon Freemen said so
I'm not always right. Everyone else is always wrong >_>
Because it would obviously flood the city.
Lolpunny
Now that's a breakthrough performance.
Well they’re not to bright, so he probably just didn’t think to use it.
Well they're not too bright, so he probably was just too stupid to think of using his drill.
You get a +1 purely because of "LEFT and RIGHT"
If you think that saying:
"I dont see anything funny on these Bioshock submissions" would make me receive -1 ratings ,+1 one!
And i do think its funny,before anyone -1 me
o i c wat Shawn did thar.
He is obviously trying to distract us again with the big daddy so he can ready more courage kratos! We must be diligent and flame him some more! Now before he makes courage mudkips and advice (whatever the hell that green guy’s name is here)!
You better bayleaf it. He will rhydon her all night long
…Why are you posting a image with only text and a blue background??
/lamejoke
http://www.wolfire.com/humble
Jesus christ monkeyballs
Okay, I think we found the best Pokemon pun user around here…
ABSOLutely.
If he can break through glass with just his hand, maybe he's saving the drill for the fleshy good stuff on the other side!
If doesn't matter if you want it, it's if he wants you to want it.
oh… my… GOD!
i get it now!
absol and absolutely!
gezz im slow
The name fits, it seems.
J/K.
yeah your slowbro
Big Daddy used Drill Peck on Dapaperboy's Mom!
Dapaperboy's mom fainted!
Big Daddy used Horn Drill!
It's super effective!…
if it was delta he probably wouldnt need to use his hands just use his lightning bolt and stun them, then a drill in the ass…
I’m just happy that noone will ever make a 3D remake of the game.
…please don’t do it. I’d have to buy it. And then I’d have to buy new pants.
"PIZZAAAAA GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!" "your on a PC…" "-brakes the screen- not anymore ÒuÓ