Big Daddy Daycare

His only crime is that he loves TOO much! Well that and the murder…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 18, 2010 · 12:04 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (651 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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2K Games, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, BioShock, Cutesy Wutesy, Off Duty, Sequential Art, Serious Business, True Love

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81 Responses to “Big Daddy Daycare”

  1. Dracojounin7 on April 18th, 2010 4:11 pm

    I think Big Daddy could go to Neverland instead of Heaven…

    He and Michael Jackson would get along great.

    Too soon?

  2. Acrazymonke on April 18th, 2010 4:39 pm

    wait how is he holding a book open with his drill?

  3. Sir Xandus on April 18th, 2010 5:00 pm

    Looks like their his children, now.

  4. VyseRogueKing on April 18th, 2010 6:03 pm

    Big Daddy: Quick kids into the vents!
    *the next day*
    Reporter: 15 children were found stuffed inside of an air vent. Reports say they died of asphyxiation and severe internal injuries. The father of the fifteen children was found in tears apparently just back from deep sea diving. Mr. Big Daddy do you have anything you would like to say?
    BG: I just wanted to help them harvest! *sobs*
    Reporter: There you have it folks. A daycare farming project gone awry…

  5. Alfa on April 18th, 2010 6:16 pm

    New physichal tonic: Loving daddy! Increases your love for kids but eliminates your pacience for fathers.

  6. Deadalive on April 18th, 2010 6:18 pm

    I have drill. Your argument is invalid!

  7. TheAceOfSkulls on April 18th, 2010 6:41 pm

    So this is why you're not supposed to use videogames to babysit your kids…

  8. Tenck on April 18th, 2010 7:01 pm

    Poor Big Daddy doesn't dig the idea of the parents taking their kids back…

    In an unrelated matter, I just noticed, but it looks like the instant CSI website…
    *glasses*
    is down!
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  9. codemaster525 on April 18th, 2010 7:03 pm

    God dammit, I need a 360/PS3 so I can understand these Bioshock things. All I have is a Wii, PS2,, N64 and an Orange Box.

  10. Link4all on April 18th, 2010 3:07 pm

    Guess he showed them

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Who's their daddy.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  11. Arb on April 18th, 2010 3:10 pm

    Silly guy, the Jackson biomod allows you to come back from the dead in a awesome suit and control the dead with your awesome dance moves. It also gives you the horrible side effect of making little sisters unharvestable due to wanting little brothers instead.

  12. Plaza on April 18th, 2010 7:39 pm

    GWAAAAAAUUUH!

  13. combatbeaver on April 18th, 2010 8:43 pm

    THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!….daddy…

  14. Kirby_Emprer on April 18th, 2010 8:53 pm

    and when we run out of drill *revs up a gigadrill* their gunna wish we hadn't

  15. dapaperboy on April 18th, 2010 9:26 pm

    Hey little sister what have you done?
    Hey little sister who's the only one?
    Hey little sister who's your superman?
    Hey little sister who's the one you want?
    Hey little sister shot gun!

  16. dapaperboy on April 18th, 2010 9:31 pm

    Child Protective Services Employee: Little Sister, what did Big Daddy do to you?
    Little Sister: He penetrated me. With his drill.
    CSS Employee: Funny euphemism. But seriously, what did he do to you?
    Little Sister: I am serious!
    CSS Employee: uhhhhh…

  17. Gamage on April 18th, 2010 5:32 pm

    Parental guidence not advised, unless you hate them…

  18. ArmyOfMidgets on April 18th, 2010 6:02 pm

    HIS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE PARENTHOOD!

  19. BlueChameleon on April 18th, 2010 10:18 pm

    Spot the guy in the last panel who just saw a Big Daddy dong!

  20. Nick Soapdish on April 18th, 2010 10:47 pm

    *Girl sees Big Daddy use plasmid*
    Little girl: Maybe it's a tumor?
    Big Daddy: IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

    Now who is your daddy, and what does he do?

  21. Captain Rehab on April 19th, 2010 1:53 am

    Notice that none of the adults were "Dead"

    maybe he was overreacting and thought they were the main character?

  22. EphEphEcksIII on April 19th, 2010 2:28 am

    Hey on that panel where all the kids are sleeping, see all those drawings pinned up? One of those kids drew sperm……..

  23. MrRaccoon on April 19th, 2010 2:45 am

    Oh boy! Oh boy!
    Big Daddy VS Pedobear VS Chris Hansen!
    Death match!

  24. Daifuku on April 19th, 2010 3:01 am

    Chris Hansen would be so proud.

  25. MercenaryBlue on April 19th, 2010 3:37 am

    Unless its a dayc…

    Yea sorry folks. I got nothing this time.

  26. Kirby_Emprer on April 19th, 2010 3:53 am

    well no one likes parents, they ruin some video games, saying its too graphic :P

  27. dope92 on April 19th, 2010 4:52 am

    big daddy daycare

    price: two bazookas

  28. N64iac on April 19th, 2010 1:33 pm

    Why is a young Cid Highwind in a windbreaker running a temp agency?

  29. JboneDRS on April 21st, 2010 4:20 am

    Girl: this is my Daddy and he drills holes in people that are mean to me.

  30. Ryven on June 27th, 2011 1:34 pm

    I didn't think the big daddies were THAT retarded :[

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