The Playstation Move… another totally original idea from the brilliant minds of Sony! I hear next year they’re coming out with a game where you jump on turtles and save a princess!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 11, 2010 · 9:56 AM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
(4.88 out of 5)
Sony: The Spy in the console business.
Sony can't make new tech
*puts on shades*
WIIthout stealing
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
What will they "innovate" next?
That was
*shades*
a bad one liner.
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN
inB4ThatMotionControllersASpah!
Hah!
Yeah, but half the time i think they're bad liners and suddenly i find it has +5, so they're always
*puts shades*
Worth a post
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Playing games without a controller?
THIS IS MADNESS!
inb4 can't let you steal that, sony!
but they did…
my guess? streaming video games that you have to only pay a subscription fee for
http://www.onlive.com/
OMG, FRICKIN YES! This was only like the 3rd or 4th pic I sent to Halolz and I figured this one would be more of a shoe-in because of how recent it is but I didn't know if would actually get POSTED! LOL, Yay! Something I made is on teh intewebs. …so…happy….:)
Can't let you make something innovative, Sony!
No, it's different, see? The control pad is on the left!
It's completely different! Like star chips and locator cards.
Something you made…?
YOU WORK FOR SONY!!!
I hear that this year Nintendo are coming out with another game where you jump on turtles and save a princess! Another totally original idea from the brilliant minds of Nintendo!
But I suppose it would make a nice coaster for my drink…
Don't worry, that won't take too much effort.
They completely abandoned their orignal buisness plan.
Looks like this chain has met
*sunglasses*
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-Toast
It looks more like a vibrator than the Wii did.
Haha, fucking Sony.
Remotes like that are for Nintendo.
Cant Let you
*Shades*
Do that
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOYYYYY JJJEEEEENKINSSSS
Fuck pants!
Looks like
*puts on huge fake glasses*
We ran out of shades!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Looks like
*puts on huge fake glasses*
We ran out of shades!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Looks like I'll…
*draws sunglasses with sharpie*
…have to improvise!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Think of it this way
Sony origionally made the Playstation eye before nintendo released the Wii
So technically Sony created motion play.
Well, the thing is, they had this technology way back in '04-'05, back when the eye toy for the PS2 was released. They had many of these experimental eye-toy videos, which worked very well. Obviously they simply put the project aside, and worked on the PS3. However, when they saw that nintendo had come up with an idea similar to their experiments, they decided to dig it back up and develop it.
Honestly though, it looks like it'll work MUCH better than a wiimote (this 1-1 thing) but in the end, it's just a gimmick.
What could they possibly steal next? Good online service? Recognizable video game icons? Children's hopes and dreams?
Those no good slackers…
What's next?
Sony Balance Board??
Looks like these one-liners…
*sunglasses*
…Just crossed the line!
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They never really were on our side.
Looks like Sony's remote just had an idea.
All of these bad one-liners make me feel…
*shadeglasses*
…cross.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Sony- Who needs innovation when you have GOW!
The Eye also came before Natal! EVERYONE IS STEALING EVERYTHING! I just wish Microsoft would steal Nintendo's ability to make a console with a low failure rate.
Yeah Sony! Why do you have to steal others' technology and install a mind control… devi…
BLUE LIGHT!
GIVE IT UP.
sony is an idea thief and u know it!
at the rate sony is going the PS4 is going to look like this
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/playstation-4-...
Can't let you do those…
*shades*
…bad one-liners.
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
R&D: Research and Devolopment
Sony R&D: Rip-off and Distribute
meh, probably the iSony
Can't let you stay in that…
*brings out Wolf*
Text Box…
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well then…
Faaalcooon…
*shades*
…Puuunch!
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Silly Sonic, wins are for Wiis
What's funny is that Sony also copied the analog sticks on the Playstation 1 controller after Nintendo made it popular on the N64 controller. Total hack.
Coasters need to be flat. if you tried to put your drink on this it would tip off. I think herman said it best, I SPILL MY DRINK!
And there's already quite a few pictures of people using it as such(the wiimote)
*Finds that my shades were stolen*
Those were $500 sunglasses, Asshole!
Hmmm They look alot like the 2 consoles I own… Strange time paradox and laws of physics clearly state such an object is impossible because 2 large companies cannot occupy the same space because they simply will destroy each other by copyright infringement. I should buy this and sell the other 2!
Or they might even steal game franchises! Imagine purple hedgehogs named ultra or weird mutant red squirrels with 3 tails or blue unrecognizable animals some people have never heard of in their life!
It also guarantees your sexual pleasure better than the nintendo wii control!
But anything with a low failure rate is borrring with the exception of the n64 of course. The M16 machine gun is plenty fun compared to the less jamming prone, less breakable, able to put a bayonet on, more or less popular AK-47! So many companies have ripped of the AK-47 and made their own version.
Looks like i've been called…
*shades*
…A sunglass-hole.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Congrats Dude
I want to sap nintendo
I really do
Erecting a Wii-mote!
Minilandstan Sappin my corporation!
silly sony, Remote are for KIDS!
*gets mauled by Lemmy*
you're good…
*sunglasses*
but I'm better!
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a blue super speed platypus? unlikely. -,-
… I can attest to that. ._.
HAX I SAY! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unless you can learn to balance it like a bad ass! now stack these bowling balls on top of that thumbtack!
Sony; Live in your world, laugh at us.
Need a- *backstabbed*
It's not the wii! it has a higher likelihood of getting lost and a useless bubble on top!
I have one thing to say…Power Glove. lol. Your comment is invalid.
lol thanks for all the posts and things…getting something i made posted that ACTUALLY gets attention makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside…like a Toaster Strudle with hair inside, lol
Playstation Move – its like a dick move, but since play station thought of it they named it differently. The definition is exactly the same.
It looks like they…
*sunglasses*
…Stole wii's Idea.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sony's controller looks like some sort of space-aged dildo.
What? It was obvious! It's the RED controller! Watch, that bulb will turn red any second now!
Any second now…
Now Now… they aren't just ripping off Nintendo, they're also ripping off the intelevision. Now that's low.
Looks like a Wi-Fi Enabled Spin-Pop.
Actually, Nintendo made motion sensing technology before Sony ever got in the console business. True fact. Look up the patents.
Except Fabrique Nationale. They make things made of pure win. Like the SCAR.
It's Failberry flavored. Tastes like Duke Nukem Forever :D
Funny thing is, Nintendo could sue Sony over this. And win. Nintendo does own the patents to most motion sensing technologies on the market..
Only sony would take a TV remote and stick an anglerfish dohicky on the end of it and call it an innovation to the gaming industry
… or do space aged dildo's look like the sony controler?
I tried once… the zipper hurt… I don't recommend it. ._.
SONY. Cocksuckers.
Well, I sure as heck won't find out… especially considering that after Hakokoro and TCC have gotten hold of it.
The prophecy has been fulfilled,
http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/22/videogame-messag...
I honestly see nothing wrong with this. I don't see what is so hilarious. The motion sensor has been around for quite a while, and while it was Nintendo who made an entire console based off it, this technology does not belong to Nintendo. It is only logical the other consoles take the same step up towards a more dynamic gaming experience. Or are you saying they can't because Nintendo did first? What a childish thing. By that line of thinking, you could say, then, that Nintendo stole Sony's idea of using discs rather than cartridges. Or say that every game company copied Atari's idea of consoles that ran games on the TV. Please think a bit, before mocking people's efforts.
In all honesty, Sony stole Nintendo's idea for a disc based console. There are a very few number of the original concept consoles that were made, but the console made by both Nintendo and Sony does exist and have games made for them. The design fell through somehow and Sony basically stole the disc part and ran off with it. As for Atari being the first to make a console for exclusively playing games on a television, Ralph Baer Beat Atari to the punch by five years with the Odyssey. That, and Ralph Baer invented video games. All of this information is not false in any way. Look it up if you wish. Just please look up the facts before trying to ridiculing others logic.
*que laugh track*
I accept thoroughly your claim about Atari not being the first videogaming system. I sincerely apologize to my lack of research. And yes, Sony and Nintendo had worked to make a console based on discs. However, Sony already had the technology for discs. They helped Nintendo, and when the final product didn't work out well, they went and created their own console. Which may I say was pretty successful. So my point stands. Someone applying a new feature to videogame consoles does not turn other companies who do the same into thieves.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/22/videogame-messag...
Its happening, Hide your children
/computer monitor to the face
This is indeed true
Sony:
Wii steal while others innovate
Sony was actually taken to court over controversies when the PS3 was soon to be released. The trial was filmed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNzJdtVJtHw&fe...
Skip to 2:45 for the bit about the motion sensors in the controllers.