Wait… didn’t he swear to God that when he evolved he was going to kill us all?
O SHI- RUUUUUUUUN
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 8, 2010 · 8:31 PM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
Magikarp used steroids
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Magikarp used rampage
Foe pokemon "faints"
Foe trainer "faints"
You "faint"
Guy watching the fight "faints"
Granny passing by "faints"
*"faints"*
Magikarp evolved into
MANLYKARP!!!!!
Inb4 SUPAH EFFECTIVE
All those muscles and he still only knows Splash……..oh jesus….what if he….EVOLVES?!
WTF???
http://downloads.flashkit.com/soundfx/Mayhem/Expl...
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
dude lay off the rare candys
GENTLEMEN! BEHOOOOLD!
GIGANTIC FISH NIPPLES! WITH A GIGANTIC FISH…. COCK!
….
AND NOW YOU LOOK AT IT! YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER A SANE HUMAN BEING!!!!
BAH HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He did evolve into a garydos… Guess where it is…
My God…how did this spawn from the ocean?
Kids, don't cheat your Magikarp. Don't use 'roids on him.
Sure this one got muscles fast, but he didn't EARN them. A real winner would have gone out for one turn against fifteen million level three shiny pidgey's before running away immediately because all he knew was splash. This Magikarp has no character. He has never learned the value of experience.
Also: shriveled poke'balls.
And now we all get killed.
This was a mix between a Magikarp, Machoke, and a Jinx.
And that is why threesome breeding has been denied for Generation 5.
Well Mako, when a Gyarados and a Miss Olympia contestant love each other…
I was once a sane human being?… NO WAI! O.O
he's here to pump *clap* you up! :O
Not now, Ellis.
They have a Pokemon battle…
(By the way, would a Wolfite get into this conversation and prevent it from getting killed?)
…His Liver?
*faints*
Who needs Rare Candies when you have EV Training? :B/Nerd Complaning
Then he'll still only know Splash…Hmm, I wonder what Manlykarp would look like in shiny form?
Rare Candy?
So that's what they call peelz nowadays?
I am now officially afraid to go fishing and use surf anywhere outside of battle in any Pokemon game now. Thank you, Trunks, for submitting this demonspawn Shawn calls a commission. If you need me, I am finding some industrial strength bleach.
Looks like Magicarp…
*Sunglasses*
just got pumped.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
my friends.. this is what happens when you divide by 0… i hope you have learned your lesson from this (probably not)
*gets punched through chest* Alpar I just want you to know… I've… I've always… I've always hated you. I've always hated you the most… (HRGblegh)
learning on teh internets? BLASPHEMY!!!
But I thought u liek'd meh D:
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?
damn, just wait til he evolves O.o
macho magickarp uses splash attack
critical hit!
enemy pikachu has drowned
I was once a human being? NO WAI!
I guess he meant a weath cookie =P
Magikarp: Quickly retrieve arms from Pokeball.
Nah, I wasn't serious 'twas an RvB reference. I love ya man come here someone needs a hug!
… what's "weath"? o.O
How am I supposed to now? *awesomefaces*
Then he meant a cookie with raisins
So this is what they mean by "the king of the lake"
A Machoke has fucked a Magikarp
And now their son is here to fuck us
So we'd better listen up, or else pornography starring Jynx will be the second worst thing that's happened to us today.
Hmm…
*Flamethrowers both of you*
So you were BOTH SPIES!
I do believe im on fire..
+1 internet for getting the reference
What do you mean it was going to be a perfectly friendly hug *hides knife* Do you want one Hako?
Science, my good man, has nothing to do with this! Even a scientist such as myself would not be involved in such atrocities! No, this is a sheer act of will…the Magikarp has grown tired of waiting to evolve so it has taken matters into its own fins!
No thanks,because im alreayd diying of the flame-
*dies*
Damn and I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Hakokoro and his stupid tarp.
YOU.
Yeah well his splash got upgraded to manly splash which is basically splash to the zeroth power times infinity
OVER 9000 times
Even its nipples can kill…good gravy…
ME.
Geez, you didn't have to delete it. You could have just told me you didn't see it.
Cant let this conversation die, Alpar!
And everyone faints…
And everybody 'whites' out…
And revives are used…
And more pokeman battles take place…
(need more input, need to further conversation!!!1!)
First thing that came to mind…
Ka-boom
Hahaha
I love ka-boom!
If in doubt, apply fire.
Steroids are bad, m'kay?
But is he going to say…
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!!
So wait…
Now he's the manliest Pokemon in the world??
If it is, it's going to say…
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!
I was once a being? NO WAI!!!
Gentlemen and Lady, the Paulrus we all know and hate is back :D
MuscleKarp has no need for a trainer.
+1 for the Dr. Weird intro.
Oh my god, his muscles are so beefy you could barbecue them. Quick! Run away before he realizes he can kill us. He'll punch the out all our blood and show us pain really does hurt.
I was once sane? NO WAI!!
Its a tarp!
i was once? NO WAI!!!
does that mean i have to hate tcc
I was? NO WAI!!!
dont listen to him it was a lovely tarp
he died doing what he loved…dying
you allready have ar-OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THOSE
what did it say was it about my mother WHAT DID YOU SAY
*battery dies*
midoinitrite?
Something about a pole, a rubber glove and a town's yearly supply of yoghurt…
But he didn't use Focus Energy!
Can't the more recent 'karps learn Flail and Tackle?
If so, we're so doomed it's not funny…
I? HELL YEAH!!!
That red sissy wouldn't know how to break a spine– AWH MY SPINE!!!
MAGIKARP used MANLY POSE!
It's… kinda creepy…
From Daifuku to SnovB those posts are made of pure win.
GOROHKARP!!!
I am Heavy Muscles Karp, and these are my MUSCLES!!!
Arms now. He has evolved past fins.
In soviet Russia, Musclekarp is applied to doubt.
Excuse my ignorance for not playing the Pokeymans in like 10 years, but isn't Flail a standard move for any 'mon that runs out of points for all their moves?
? NOWAI!!!
NOT GOOD GRAVY! ;_;
Nah, you're thinking of Struggle. Flail is an attack whose power is inversely proportional to your total HP. Or, in non-fancy talk, the less HP you have left, the more damage you do.
I somehow doubt that reference would have gone long without being noticed. This IS Halolz after all. We practically BREATH TF2 quotes at this point. I love it.
In other news, Alpar is credit to team!
Instead of Heavy's voice, I read that in the voice of the Govenator. Epic.
Is that a Gyarados in your pants, or a you just happy to see me?
… ;]
Fool! That's not Supah Effective! That's a CRITICAL OH-SHIT!!!
Taken into account that something that manly doesn't take damage, I'd say that we're still doomed if he uses Flail.
Can't let you convert that musclekarp, MasterLuigi.
So here's this Giant Enemy Magikarp.
And it hits your weak your weakspot…
TROLL ALERT!
Get your weapons ready! There's another -1'er around here!
The masterluigi part isn't really needed.
Damnit, Fellas!
No, I`d say it is somewhere near his hips, I mean, how does it get a tail like that?
Of Couse!
fuuuu another 240 pokemon i won't remember outside of the original 150
and soon one of them uses a new move: Raep
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE
NO WAI!!!
+15 bonus against ninjas.
I guess he was the one behind the planning of the Elite Four?
WAI!!!
Nothing dies in Poke' land, your batteries just "fainted"
Kinky
(sips tea)
yes, quite kinky, indeed
God save the Gravy!
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! I HAVE CREATED A DEVICE THAT MAKES YOU READ THIS IN MY VOICE!
!!!
Too true XD
AND IT WORKS!!!
We also would have accepted:
"With my last breath, i curse ALPAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaar…"
Don't know about you guys, but I brought him for 500 "pokedollers" before I went to
Mt Moon…Won't be killin' me tonight!
unless its a farm :O
O_____O
After years of being made fun of. "YEAH BITCHES WHO'S GETTIN HUMILIATED NOW, MOTHER FUCKERS" *Rips trainers head off and eats it*
I'll bet he likes Fish Sticks.
This is what the level 100 Magikarp look like in Platinum.
Now I'm wet. |:3
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