Oh Vanille, when will you learn? It’s not the size of the sword, it’s how you use it!
Also quit staring at War’s sword… you’re making everyone uncomfortable!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 4, 2010 · 12:03 PM |
Categories: Cock Joke, Final Fantasy, Playstation, Square Enix, Swordplay, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 117 Comments |
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I take it it's Huge Sword Day?
Last!
I see you have a blade, and I also see your sword is as big as mine
She was talking about mine. :D
…Pointing out massive swords? In FINAL FANTASY? Way to go, Captain Obvious.
the timing of this post and the previous post are perfect… they were made for eachother
ugh… valentines day must be getting to me… i have to go punch something now to get over it
Dont worry baby..he will use it gently and slowly..
Just one word:
MULTIKILL
*winkwinknudgenudgesaynomoresaynomore*
inb4That'swhatshesaid
Was she referring to the submission before this?
She should've been happy that he didn't bring his BIGGER sword.
Innuendo?
I can't get this outta my head:
Manly Cloud to the protagonist of FFXIII: YOUR SWORD IS SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME!
Continuity? In /my/ Halolz?
It's more likely than you think.
War-kun is so kawaii desu-ne.
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For that, you must ask yourself one question. Does that Final Fantasy character's hair defy at least 70% of physics? if not, it just might be a Woman.
If i were you i'd be more conserned about your hands and ears, i mean who the hell designed them?!
Just wait til she sees my sword.
two questions..
1. read right to left or let to right?
2. is this a response to the previous halolz post?
Tis' not about the sword size, but it is about the man behind it.
And THAT is why Link and Cloud are what the fangirls are always after.
meh I've seen bigger… I mean a it nearly split me in two… yeah… I should shut up now
I like Big Swords and i can not lie,
All you other Warriors cant Deny…..
(I shall finish the rest of this Later, unless one of you wants to take a stab at it)
Man, she doesn't want to see my sword. "BRIK'D"
-That's what you get for an overused joke!
He knows the Kama Sutra of combat.
That's right, make her SCARED of it.
It's not as large as my HARPOON!
Isn't that right, ocean?
….
The ocean says, "yes."
War X Vanille? I smell a Halolz fanfiction.
Don't forget kids, big damage can come from small swords.
I'm telling you, it was this big!
http://www.halolz.com/2008/04/22/it-was-this-big/
It doesn't matter how large a sword is… if it isn't sharp, it's just a lumbering mass of metal.
It's eating her! And now it's going to eat me too!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
And the red riding hood said:" Wow! Grandma! What a big sword you have!"
The wolf said:" Can't let you finish this, cock joke!
This sounds oddly wrong.
Meh, size is for pussies.
Meh, mine is bigger.