OMG DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT GUY'S SWORD? THAT THING WAS HUGE!

Oh Vanille, when will you learn? It’s not the size of the sword, it’s how you use it!
Also quit staring at War’s sword… you’re making everyone uncomfortable!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 4, 2010 · 12:03 PM 
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118 Responses to “THAT THING WAS HUGE!”

  1. Dracojounin7 on February 4th, 2010 5:14 pm

    I take it it's Huge Sword Day?

    Last!

  2. SSkye on February 4th, 2010 5:23 pm

    I see you have a blade, and I also see your sword is as big as mine

  3. cokefan999 on February 4th, 2010 5:55 pm

    She was talking about mine. :D

  4. Roflcopter419 on February 4th, 2010 6:39 pm

    …Pointing out massive swords? In FINAL FANTASY? Way to go, Captain Obvious.

  5. MasqueNoMercy on February 4th, 2010 6:40 pm

    the timing of this post and the previous post are perfect… they were made for eachother

    ugh… valentines day must be getting to me… i have to go punch something now to get over it

  6. Hakokoro on February 4th, 2010 7:14 pm

    Dont worry baby..he will use it gently and slowly..

  7. MrRaccoon on February 4th, 2010 8:14 pm

    Just one word:
    MULTIKILL

    *winkwinknudgenudgesaynomoresaynomore*

  8. Alpar on February 4th, 2010 8:14 pm

    inb4That'swhatshesaid

  9. Alpar on February 4th, 2010 8:15 pm

    Was she referring to the submission before this?
    She should've been happy that he didn't bring his BIGGER sword.

  10. XxZulaxX on February 4th, 2010 8:16 pm

    Innuendo?

  11. Dracojounin7 on February 4th, 2010 9:10 pm

    I can't get this outta my head:

    Manly Cloud to the protagonist of FFXIII: YOUR SWORD IS SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME!

  12. udub on February 4th, 2010 9:15 pm

    Continuity? In /my/ Halolz?

    It's more likely than you think.

  13. Someguy5031 on February 4th, 2010 9:53 pm

    War-kun is so kawaii desu-ne.

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  14. meinmattias on February 4th, 2010 10:01 pm

    Question is, since this is Final Fantasy, GUY or GIRL?!

  15. ArmyOfMidgets on February 4th, 2010 10:14 pm

    If i were you i'd be more conserned about your hands and ears, i mean who the hell designed them?!

  16. codemaster525 on February 4th, 2010 10:40 pm

    Just wait til she sees my sword.

  17. pinecone2654 on February 4th, 2010 10:43 pm

    two questions..
    1. read right to left or let to right?
    2. is this a response to the previous halolz post?

  18. VideoGameGeek on February 5th, 2010 12:06 am

    Tis' not about the sword size, but it is about the man behind it.

    And THAT is why Link and Cloud are what the fangirls are always after.

  19. VyseRogueKing on February 5th, 2010 12:16 am

    meh I've seen bigger… I mean a it nearly split me in two… yeah… I should shut up now

  20. Cordero on February 5th, 2010 1:01 am

    I like Big Swords and i can not lie,
    All you other Warriors cant Deny…..

    (I shall finish the rest of this Later, unless one of you wants to take a stab at it)

  21. Xyxoz on February 5th, 2010 2:24 am

    Man, she doesn't want to see my sword. "BRIK'D"
    -That's what you get for an overused joke!

  22. Dracojounin7 on February 5th, 2010 2:36 am

    He knows the Kama Sutra of combat.

  23. SacroSankt on February 5th, 2010 2:44 am

    That's right, make her SCARED of it.

  24. Mako_Tsunami on February 5th, 2010 2:52 am

    It's not as large as my HARPOON!
    Isn't that right, ocean?
    ….
    The ocean says, "yes."

  25. TheHighscore on February 5th, 2010 3:46 am

    War X Vanille? I smell a Halolz fanfiction.

  26. NoChorus on February 4th, 2010 11:29 pm

    Don't forget kids, big damage can come from small swords.

  27. MasterLuigi452 on February 5th, 2010 5:00 am

    I'm telling you, it was this big!
    http://www.halolz.com/2008/04/22/it-was-this-big/

  28. Vosur on February 5th, 2010 5:31 am

    It doesn't matter how large a sword is… if it isn't sharp, it's just a lumbering mass of metal.

  29. Paulrus-Keaton? on February 5th, 2010 2:00 am

    It's eating her! And now it's going to eat me too!
    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

  30. tretetest on February 5th, 2010 4:11 pm

    And the red riding hood said:" Wow! Grandma! What a big sword you have!"
    The wolf said:" Can't let you finish this, cock joke!

  31. Verakun on February 5th, 2010 9:37 pm

    This sounds oddly wrong.

  32. Nyoron on July 30th, 2010 12:26 pm

    Meh, size is for pussies.

  33. Nyoron on July 30th, 2010 12:31 pm

    Meh, mine is bigger.

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