YOU ARE JUST LUCKY I DIDN'T BRING MY BIG SWORD TODAY

You don’t wanna know how big the other one is! …Seriously!
It makes Cloud look like he’s carrying a dinner knife!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 4, 2010 · 1:34 AM 
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56 Responses to “DIDN’T BRING MY BIG SWORD TODAY”

  1. OrionX on February 4th, 2010 6:39 am

    How could you not bring your big sword? I know I bring my big "sword" everywhere.
    (HA HA PENIS JOKE)

  2. SexyLegs on February 4th, 2010 6:46 am

    … no comment

  3. Fission on February 4th, 2010 6:48 am

    More like penis amirite

  4. Nowaki on February 4th, 2010 7:37 am

    Now that's just ridiculously overcompensating.

  5. aimless_void on February 4th, 2010 7:40 am

    And God help you if you make me bust out my REALLY big sword!

  6. Nick Soapdish on February 4th, 2010 8:00 am

    Oh Arthas, you and your Frostmourne.

  7. Jet_Sparrow on February 4th, 2010 8:12 am

    I left it in my other pants.

  8. Daifuku on February 4th, 2010 8:18 am

    Now for the real question: Does that aword need a weak point for massive damage?

  9. SacroSankt on February 4th, 2010 9:44 am

    Why is there a gigantic floating pinecone behind the word lucky?

  10. Nick Soapdish on February 4th, 2010 8:03 am

    If you want to know the real reason why War from Darksiders has to overcompensate so badly, answer this question:
    War. What is it good for?

  11. Caelun_Niveus on February 4th, 2010 2:22 pm

    "And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. "

    Overcompensation of biblical proportions.

  12. Leo058 on February 4th, 2010 3:07 pm

    Ike is too busy using the big one.

  13. Dracojounin7 on February 4th, 2010 3:19 pm

    inb4 I am Heavy Weapons Guy

  14. XxZulaxX on February 4th, 2010 3:19 pm

    That sword is a spy!

  15. ArmyOfMidgets on February 4th, 2010 3:32 pm

    Big sword jokes aside, we need a NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS screencap of Darksiders, i mean, you literally GET the PORTAL GUN, so yeah…

  16. Alpar on February 4th, 2010 8:14 pm

    It costs 400,000 dollars to use this small sword…..
    for twelve seconds.

  17. dimomarg on February 4th, 2010 4:02 pm

    and remember, if the sword is not at least twice as big as the user, it is NOT Final Fantasy

  18. meinmattias on February 4th, 2010 10:18 pm

    What, did your 'big' sword get the Red Ring of Death? (High Five!)

  19. MrRaccoon on February 4th, 2010 8:27 pm

    I'll put it… in my pants

    Wait, it's already there

  20. TehVortex on February 5th, 2010 12:57 pm

    I can count at least eight points on that sword that can be used as a bottle opener.

  21. dope92 on May 1st, 2010 6:50 am

    its a metal penis.

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