Ah, it’s nothing a little duct tape can’t fix!
From Hawt McBloggy via Wil Wheaton’s Twitpic
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 16, 2009 · 3:02 AM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
How am I gonna mic spam obscenities to my enemies now!? D:
People really need to learn the 2% rule. For those who don't know, that means you must be 2% smarter than what you are working with in order to operate it. This poor sod obviously failed those requirements.
Use scissors wisely!
~*~
FIRST!!!!
Good Riddance I say. One less 12 year old screaming over Xbox Live.
*note* I don't even own an Xbox, but the one time I saw a friend play something over it (halo 2 I think) was traumatizing.
Hey if he is that much fail, then it would be one less troll on live.
I think this shithead's a pretty cool guy, he wastes money and ruins his things and doesn't afraid of anything
can you hear me now?…WHAT?
I guess he's not cut out for XBox Live.
Zing!
DO A DUCT TAPE ROLL, ew, ew, that's just gross.
Sticky.
I can't tell whether the Female Gamers one was more fail than this or not…
YES!!! as the former Ducttapeking4, I approve your suggestion to use duct tape.
(results may vary)
What if they don't let him burn in the warm flames? We don't have any more dry ice and the spam pits are almost empty!
He's still smarter than my boss…
Oh, snip!
Bosses are technically allowed to be idiots. They can fire you D:
Personally, I would have gne with "YOU GET NOTHING!!" but that's good too.
Obviously not. At least that has boobs :3
Package opening FAIL, mute button WIN!
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
not as painful as this…….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJG0A3XVqWQ poor guy…
FFFFFUUUUUUU
But he has indeed lost, although he will not have a good day…
thats why you use a knife and not scissors, but thats somethign a 12 year old won't understand. i'm glad teh mics built into my gaming laptop are high quality and i don't need a seperate mic.
FAIL leads to OWNED.
Way to go, dumbass.
Inb4 ur doin' it wrong.
Inb4: "You're doing it wrong!"
You're doing it…..dangit!
Don't worry, we can fix it, using the handyman's secret weapon; Duct tape!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Should of used a banana to open it…
I should be a boss then i'd be so great :)
Its time this guy cut his losses.
This was more failure because the female gamers were at a disadvantage being female of course…
im gonna be honest… if youre so dumb that you cut the mic wire when trying to open the case… then you shouldnt be allowed to talk… ever… about anything
just one of those guys that is entertained by what he says and loves to just squeal into the mic like an idiot… i mean come on… if youre going to annoy someone on xbox live, at least be entertaining about it! what is the originality in going "eeooooeeeeoooeee!" for a god damn match?! when i put my mic on, its to entertain the guys im playing a match with, not to entertain myself… or just to, ya know, RESPOND
and thats what really grinds my gears
Lucky you! For that post you just won a crappy computer mike! *YAYS AND FIREWORKS*
I don't know if this is truely fail material. After all, it's still about as good as the mics that come prepackaged with your 360 (I find it amusing that the newer the 360, the worse the mic).
May I borrow your earpiece?
'This is sc' – Oh, it appears to be broken…
From the same guy that pierced his DS with the stylus
mike or mic?
GOOD DAY SIR!
Your doing it wrong?
Snip-snap indeed! </Frisky Dingo reference>
yaknow what else grinds my gears? when I can't find the droids i'm looking for… -.-
I NEED SCISORS!! 61!!!!! O.O
Now that's some CUTTING EDGE technology!
Everyone else does afraid of lots of things.
*claps* WELL DONE
i know i does
Daaaymn!
after your post i dont think you should be complaining about misspellings :-P
First the headset…next the Xbox…THEN The WORLD!!!
spelling counts when it changes teh meaning completly. i would not want a crappy "mike", what would i do with him? i could probably sell his organs but thats about it
It's not just Francis who hates clamshell packaging.
Duct Tape solves everything.
… expertly responded sir… expertly responded
i could not think of anything else and Tenck beat me to my original thought. =P
Actually, I think this is the best thing you could do with an XBox live headset. That, and burn it.
What a shame.
Actually, it was Wil Wheaton, so it makes it even more epic of a fail.
I actually believed I would be the first one to make a comment about how this meant one less little kid/asshole talking on xboxlive.
So very wrong.
The puns! They burn!
:D *shoots self*
GAH I was beated to it D:
good show ol chap if I do say so myself *raises champagne*
You can have that or what's in the box? *opens box* It's nothing! You never choose what's in the box! YOU SO STUPID!
Credits for the name of the movie.
Yeah, it's about time he's at the end of his troubles.
Reminds me of the time I tried scratching the silver off my point card with scissors. I FINALLY guessed the code after some expert help from gamestop :P
me fails :(
Yeah… just saying, this shithead doesn't deserve to be compared like Master Chief…
You sir, are and idiot.
Do you want me to cut it out?
*eyes explode*
Aaaaaaagh!
Have I left you in tears?
Would you say it's rive-eting?
And for some reason, THAT reminds me of when I first tried to get the Baten Kaitos Origins discs out of the case, but the thing that held them in place wasn't moving, and I was deathly afraid of snapping the disc in half if I tried to pull it out.
Fortunately, I found out how to avoid that.
THIS is why you buy Bluetooth!
Might also be one of the many people who smash their TVs with the WiiMote.
Yes. Yes you have. :(
Yes. Yes you have. :(
Ha Ha!
Dangly Parts.
Fine, I''ll beshave myself for now.
Alright, that's it, boy! You're too full of yourself! I'll need to cut you down to size!
Challenging me? That's shear idiocy!
We need to cut out the grammar mistake in that sentence D:
the comments for this pic are puntastic.
I'd like a mike… so loney =(
ironically… i am mike
Oof, that one sliced right through me! But you're the one who shall take the next slashing blow!
(my god I suck at puns so badly)
I'd say cut out while you're ahead.
I tell you, your wit is razor sharp, today.
Toushave.
Who would've thought something so simple could be worth so many lolz.
http://www.halolz.com/2008/06/02/youre-doing-it-w...
But that's Wesley Crusher from Star Trek who cut that! He's meant to be a super genius that has saved the Enterprise, which means…. *steps slowly away from Xbox headset*
He should pull the plug on his own accord before he gets his wires crossed.
Did someone says boobs? I came as fast as I could.
I will make it my life's work to remedy this problem and educate our youth. *Starts handing out sharp knives to 12 year olds*
Meaning within the meaning?
Watch out Wii….
You are next…
Family Guy reference!!!!!!!!!
I love that grinds my gears!!
*You America, f*ck you!*
Ha!
I don't know what I should give you!
+1 for saying use scissors wisely, or -1 as usual.
Oh well…
*clicks thumb down*
YOU know what I mean.
Boobs r sirius busines
Im toatly ceril.
Who?
…
o.O
:\\
:|
:)
:D
Can you be my mike then?
Actor, played as Weasley Crusher on Star Trek: Next Generation. Big time gamer, I do believe.
Carefully snapping the case and not the disk?
I'd say Master Chief was pretty cool guy
I see your here to replace Paiv.
I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT!
I'll help train people for the zombie apocalypse then! *hands out auto shotguns to 10 year olds*
Look on the minimap of course that should help you find them droids the use a sapper!
No, you stick a finger in that opening in the middle, then pull the disc out. It loosens it somehow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXiO_5rxhE
The heavy broke his TV, just like this poor sap linked above. *doesn't know how to link things in comments*
No comment. (Note: this is a reply)
my dads name is mike, and my middle name is mike, so I might end up going by mike once i move out of the house. :P
daww… I want one… D:
HAH! take that Crusher! >:D
cereal? I like frosted miniwheats myself. :b
X-BOXLIVE IS SKYNET!!! O:
wow you just got eepen owned by all 7 of the girls that go on this site
CCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*sigh*(facepalm)
Yeah, I know it sounds like a sexual euphemism. I couldn't think of another way to say it, on account of not sleeping for three days.
He is not lossing much anyways.
Really? Then I guess that this would be a Soul Crusher XD
SOUL CRUSHER XD!!!
Now available as wireless!
Ahem.
*points at the burning legion of Zippofurries*
All you have to do is ask D:
Cookie Crisp for the WIN!
8. you need to -1 once to get to 0.
Note to all present: THAT'S HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT!!!
Duct tape is man's fourth best friend, next to his super glue, hammer, and his dog ^^
I say, you certainly have some sharp wit, but it wouldn't help if someone had you at clever pun point!
….Am I doing it right?
Meh, I think I've got an edge over you in this department.