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Posted by Michael Moore on June 2, 2008 · 10:11 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (170 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Stabbey Stabbey

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48 Responses to “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG”

  1. Orion X on June 2nd, 2008 6:49 pm

    Old. But still as funny as when I first saw it.

  2. worksforme on June 2nd, 2008 11:01 pm

    incredibly old, still pretty funny

  3. Koth on June 2nd, 2008 11:02 pm

    He’s actually doing it right.

  4. Tadferd on June 2nd, 2008 11:07 pm

    Lol! It looks like it’s bleeding. So who won this one? Human or technology?

  5. The Silent One on June 2nd, 2008 11:24 pm

    Stylus I chose you! Tackle attack now! (Ha. I’m so polite to my pokemon.)

  6. Jake on June 2nd, 2008 11:30 pm

    I have done both of those things (broken the screen and broke the ds in half) not with the stylus but still I’m now on my third ds i also broke my sp in half one time in short i can understand how this happened though i wonder what the guy was thinking when he did that.

  7. sir1 on June 2nd, 2008 11:38 pm


    despite what most of my electronics go through, I’m still using my brick sized original DS. lost all of the styluses though.

  8. GermaineTrain on June 3rd, 2008 12:04 am

    Oh snapz. Its hardcore pictochat to the EXTREME!11!!

  9. LaundryMan on June 3rd, 2008 12:04 am

    …I’ve got nothing.
    I cannot find a snappy comment to use without sounding like some unstable pervert.

  10. ManiacalZManiac on June 3rd, 2008 12:05 am

    JESUS CHRIST! Damn, DS Got Ownd.

    I Still Got A Phat And I’m Lovin It!

  11. Boreas on June 3rd, 2008 12:21 am

    Hot damn! DS carnage…

  12. Lekonua on June 3rd, 2008 12:47 am

    Serves it right for not being an original DS.

  13. smashpro1 on June 3rd, 2008 12:58 am

    I’m still using my old original DS, and I have never been able to put my stylus through the screen, no matter how hard I tried (Warioware does things to a man)

  14. Flos on June 3rd, 2008 12:59 am

    Okay, there is a stylus in the top screen, and the top screen is severed (mostly) from the bottom.


    What kind of voodoo does Nintendo USE? If I drop my PSP it’ll crach the freaking screen and never work again. I can throw my DS against the wall forty times and it’ll say, “LOL YEP. TIME TO PLAY MARIO CART.”


  15. Tadferd on June 3rd, 2008 1:11 am

    Original silver DS with both original stylus’s too.

  16. Dani on June 3rd, 2008 1:15 am



  17. Draco Advigilat on June 3rd, 2008 1:22 am

    Must have thought both screens worked with the stylus if you tried hard enough.

  18. Rayza B on June 3rd, 2008 2:13 am

    Ah electronics….
    They seem to bring the worst out of humanity!

  19. MexicanJuice on June 3rd, 2008 2:38 am

    You bastard!! What have you done to that precious DS?!

  20. ManiacalZManiac on June 3rd, 2008 3:21 am

    Dude, I Swear To God, Nintendo Products, Twinkies, And Cockroaches Can Withstand Nuclear Explosions.
    My Wii’s Been Dropped Four Times. My DS Has Been Dropped 11 Times On CONCRETE. As Flos Said, PSP’s Can Barely Withstand ANYTHING Without Breaking. But How The HELL Is That DS Still Operational. Seriously. New Slogan For Nintendo:

    Chuck Norris Plays His DS. Do You?

  21. Blank-Mage on June 3rd, 2008 5:30 am

    ManiacalZManic, I love that slogan, and am using it from now on. Seriously, though, Nintendo builds their glorious machines out of adamantium and God’s will made manifest. My SNES has been working for I don’t even know how long because I probably wasn’t born at that point. You could play those friggen things in the vacuum of space.

  22. zinraidragon on June 3rd, 2008 7:44 am

    I swear Nintendo is keeping some kind of super-metal (and/or plastic) from the world, everything (as far as I know) that they make is extremely durable, it just doesn’t seem right lol

  23. Setsuna Setsunai on June 3rd, 2008 7:57 am

    I can has angr managmint?

  24. Ryumaru on June 3rd, 2008 9:53 am

    HOLY CRAP!!! That’s insane! How did someone manage to do that to a Nintendo product?
    I love how Big N’s products are so durable. That’s how you make ’em, Microsoft.

  25. POW3RUP on June 3rd, 2008 10:05 am

    Should be 'YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT'

  26. The Silent One on June 3rd, 2008 11:01 am

    “HOLY CRAP!!! That’s insane! How did someone manage to do that to a Nintendo product?
    I love how Big N’s products are so durable. That’s how you make ‘em, Microsoft.”

    They’re durable so they can survive the level of whining and general annoyance kids cuase. Also aggrivation. Nothing says I love my DS like hurling it against a concrete wall after a not-so-full-of-victory session of mario kart.

  27. Kuromatsu on June 3rd, 2008 1:05 pm

    Looks like Chuck Norris has to get a new DS.

  28. Cam on June 3rd, 2008 1:42 pm

    Serves the skinny, better-lit twerp right. I don’t get what some people see in those DS “Lites”. Ha! Who would spell light like that! Does it prehaps have less calories than the previous model. I’ll stick with the original, thanks. It has a satisfying hefty feel to it.

  29. ManiacalZManiac on June 3rd, 2008 2:56 pm

    The reason The Last Of My Post Was Emphasized Is cause I Forgot To Put The /em At The End Of HELL. But Yeah, I’m Gonna Start Shouting Around My Chuck Norris Slogan With This Picture!
    Like I Said Before; I Still Got A Phat And I Love It. I Don’t wast The Hindge To Get Broken. And INDon’t Like The Weight. It’s TOO Light… Or “Lite”…

  30. MexicanJuice on June 3rd, 2008 3:28 pm

    The only reason I got a new DS and didn’t keep my old one is because the new one had 4 different levels of shiny. n_n Also, my old DS was going down the crapper for some reason….

  31. burnoutspartan on June 3rd, 2008 3:33 pm

    The touch screen be on the bottom!

    My little brother did that once…..tee hee.

  32. GeramFox on June 3rd, 2008 4:04 pm

    To add some counterweight to the discussion that Nintendo products are made out of pure mithril by the dwarves of Middle Earth, my Wii got fried inside and out by lightning once -- while on a surge suppressor. I’ve had to fix that thing more than my 360.

  33. MorrowindJim on June 3rd, 2008 7:08 pm

    And that’s how you spell pwned.

  34. Kevin J. on June 3rd, 2008 11:51 pm

    On the topic of nintendo products being indestructible (except for that DS up there), I remember seeing the test they did on X Play where they dropped a gamecube off a two story building, and it still freakin worked. Hell, my gamecubes been dropped several times, and it works like it was new.
    And don’t even ask what hell my brick sized DS has gone through…

  35. technoskull on June 3rd, 2008 11:56 pm

    You missed the heart by a mile!

  36. Reinkin on June 4th, 2008 12:44 am

    ‘Tis but a scratch.

  37. the conqueror on June 4th, 2008 7:46 am

    nintendo has mad (and is still making) some seriously durable things there is actually a gameboy pocket (or the generatioon before that) that survived a bomb and was found still playing tetris

  38. KevinSano on June 4th, 2008 11:17 am

    @ Kevin J.

    Yea, they dropped a GC an XBOX and a PS2… The PS2 wasn’t so lucky…

  39. Deth2Gerbilz on June 4th, 2008 11:24 am

    the ds is like the cockroach of handhelds. it can live without its head 0.o

  40. POW3RUP on June 4th, 2008 11:53 am

    I guess the game was -TEST YOUR MIGHT-.

  41. LOLCAKES on June 4th, 2008 12:35 pm

    I only have a PSP witch went through alot but my friend’s brick sized DS has seen hell, and 49 other dementions of pain that should not be discribed by anybody and my other friends lite was droped into a camp fire and after sitting there for 2 miniutes it worked still unlike above
    my N64 got ran over by a dodge 4X4 and worked
    my gamecube got smacked by a baseball bat
    my friends wii is new so that has to be murdered yet
    and my 360 is deffenataly made out of predator armor

  42. EmberFury on June 4th, 2008 5:47 pm

    I think I must be pretty good with my stuff compared to others here.
    My GameCube only dropped twice,
    My Wii dropped three times due to someone yanking on their gamecube controller cord,
    My DS however… It’s gone through the worst of the other of my systems.
    It dropped five times and had a milkshake spilled on it.
    Only effects I’ve seen is that sometimes when starting up, sound only comes out one speaker. Games still work like normal, though, both speakers and everything.
    …I forget what my gameboy has gone through, though.
    My N64 only fell maybe… once or twice.
    Don’t ask about my SNES, though. It was sold by my dad a long time ago… Same goes for my PSX, but that’s a different story.

  43. MexicanJuice on June 5th, 2008 12:58 am

    Nintendo DOES make some seriously good hardware. I’ve had my Game Boy Color for over 10 years, and it’s suffered the worst abuse possible at the hands of remorseless 2-year-olds. Hell, my little brother once threw it smack-dab at tile, and it STILL works great.

  44. slowpoke.jpg on June 5th, 2008 5:37 pm


  45. Fisk Meuniere on June 7th, 2008 1:24 pm

    My Gameboy Colour is see-through and purple- and has ants in it. o_o

    But on the subject of the picture -- ULTIMATE FAIL. I’ve got a DS Lite because they didn’t have any of the fat ones at Wal-Mart when I went to buy it. And the spine feels like it can snap in two. But I never, you know, thought about doing THAT.

  46. SilverWolf on June 12th, 2008 12:46 am

    Seriously people, what’s so wrong with the DS Lite? I have both and infinitely prefer the Lite. Also, on the topic of durability, I own at least one of every American Nintendo TV and handheld system, and they ALL work like new. I really wonder if this is real or Photoshopped though? I can believe that it still works (only screen damaged and the ribbon cable is all that’s needed to make the Top Screen and speakers work), but who would do that to a DS and post the pic online?

  47. Kbman on June 12th, 2008 4:44 am

    @ SilverWolf
    Someone who wants attention. (And is probably getting a lot.)

    I don’t know what you people’s respective DS’s are made of, but I’m on my 4th.
    I sat on my first one (White original), balancing all my weight on it, for about 3 seconds, and the screen cracked. (Ironically, I did it to show off Nintendo products’ durability)
    The headphone jack on my second one (Blue original) mysteriously stopped working one day.
    My 3rd one, White Lite, still works fine, but the bottom screen is kind of hard to see through because of years of abuse. (And months of Elite Beat Agents)
    My current one, a blue and black Lite, currently has a screen protector, carrying case, and is cleaned after every time I use it.
    However, our SNES, which my mom played with while she was pregnant with me, still works like a charm, along with both of our N64s, our Gamecube, and my Wii.

  48. Josh on November 14th, 2008 9:23 pm


    The Black Knight of Handheld Devices.

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