ZeMashedPotato just walked in on his Mom at the WORST possible time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 15, 2009 · 1:55 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
just turn around… and walk right back out that door you walked in from… find the most powerful pokemon in your town… and fight it with your bare hands… maybe that will help you forget what has just happened
we never know of the character's reason to leave and train Pokemon, but this could be one of them. 0_o
Well.. I would leave, too. I wouldn't want to see my mom like THIS !
Its a bit… HEY! I cought a new Charmander! Isn't that awesome?
Wild Milf Appeared!
Wild Milf uses Sweet Kiss.
It's Super Effective!!!
Btw, going back to Afghanistan tomorrow most likely. There may be a short hiatus in that time
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
Good luck man hope come back safe
Good luck man hope you come back safe
Is it just me, or can Pokemon be used to make LOADS of dirty stuff?
Pokemon be used to make LOADS of dirty stuff indeed,look at four chan and you will see it
The REAL question here is why this boy's name is Penis.
what kind of parent names their child that?
One who cares enough about practical humor to sacrifice their child's dignity, that's who!
good luck, let our lolz bring you a taste of home while you're there
That would be short for Richard as well
good luck, let the lolz be with you!
GL, Dai, remember to spread the word of the Falcon. *insert terrorist joke here*
Rival Vagina wants to battle!
Rival Vagina sent out Jinx!
Go Metapod!
…you can guess the rest.
Metapod used Harden!
Jinx used Sweet Kiss!
It's super effective!
Metapod used Stringshot!
Parents that couldn't decide between Peter and Dennis.
That or you'll end up in a coma. Which will do the same thing XD
<insertedterroristjoke> Everyone in America loves to punch a dead baby. Dead terrorist baby that is! </insertterroristjoke>
Eh, i tried.
Rule #39 XD
You mean "Falcon Punch" a baby.
"Oh, son, I tought you were gone already… it's not what you're thinking… this is… my secret hole! That's right!
That's where I save the pokeblocks
WHAT HAS BEEN THOUGHT CANNOT BE UNTHOUGHT
Good luck man, and may the falcon be with you.
Another dirty pokemon scenario. :)
Is this the same character?
http://www.halolz.com/2008/12/09/fine-well-raise-…
What kind of woman talks to penises?
Meh. Good enough.
Good luck btw!
OR, join the fun. ;)
man, your avatar just fits your comment a little too perfectly… its kind scary
Oh Ho!
Your mom (in Pokémon).
Whoa!!
Too much detail there!!
Too much detail….
And I cannot unhear it…
This is the sad life of Red, the once popular trainer of Pokemon Red and Blue Version. Once a Pokemon champion in his prime, he now does Pokemon related pornography.
Red: It was all those damn sequels! Once the GBA came out, I was as good as gone. But I have not regrets and hey, at least my life isn't as bad as Gold's!
Gold, the protagonist in the Gold/Silver games, is currently homeless on the streets of Newark, NJ, giving blow jobs for cash.
Next time on Behind the Pixels: How an addiction to peelz nearly killed Louis.
Classic!
His name could also be Johnson.
An illustration for every rule would be epic. *hint*
Is there any other kind?
But you read it o_o
Or not enough ;O
Hiding in that fridge won't cover up your secret!
By our powers combined, we shall name you Captain Penis!
The horrible, horrible dirty kind.
Pokemon: For Kids!
Umm…ragequit?
Cheesiness for the win!
His Lol factor reading is….
awww man, 67 pics? XD
I'm sure Badonks got something cooking! :D
Peelz here!
http://www.halolz.com/2009/06/03/pokemon-is-for-k…
4Kids ftw
hmm…must get g-mod to do this. Then flood Shawn's mailbox with individual e-mails XD
may the falcon watch over you, and may he PAWNCH those who will prevent you from doing things. YES!
I have said all I can… good luck out there! :D
That's also the reason other trainers came to his house. /zing!
Just make sure that soldier isn't a spy!
No, it can make TEN SHITLOADS of dirty stuff.
Meh. I'll throw cans of Falcon Punch out of my truck over there. The taste will make their head explode. With win.
Nice…
*que scenario with me at the gate*
(General walks up)
General: Mornin' son :D
Me: :O!!!SPYCHECK!!! *ignites with flamethrower*
I couldn't express my feelings about this in words, so I'll have to say it in a song.
*ahem*
Thanks for having intercourse with Dad,
without a condom sponge or IUD!
Your lack of objection,
to sex without protection,
made a sperm and egg turn into me!
Thanks for having intercourse with Dad,
the carnal act that brought me here to you!
I don't know if it was varied,
or mainly missionary,
but it sure was good for me, how 'bout for you?
*gets dragged off by the wrongness police*
Hey, where are you taking me I still had another verse! You let me get away with the other stuff but draw the line at this? C'mon!
not sure if all of them could be done but ill start working on it this week end
Now that's the ONLY situation where you'd find those fuckers Raikou and Entei. When you can't do shit about it.
Play more Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal/HeartGold/SoulSilver if you don't know what I'm talking about.
They have to stop you somewhere.
I disagree, sir. Gold is back on the scene in HG/SS… However… Kris is probably giving blowjobs on the street, since she's nowhere to be seen. One game for her, count 'em, one.
…I see exactly what you did there.
If you see Osama, give him a swift Falcon PAWNCH!
looks like Professor Oak is making another house call.
rule 40
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Professor-Oak-…
I just noticed something…look at these two names side by side.
Osama
Obama
o.O
Rule #58
Who are you? Are you Soapdish hacking Taiho's account?
my head already exploded… in mah pantz… :D
INUENDO IS SO SUBTLE! :D
But i would ;O
DO IT ANYWAY! :D
that could just be the name that everyone calls him so his real name is probably dick
The parent didn't name the child, the guy making the picture did. Thats my nerdy comment of the week done.
Boy walks in
Man walks out
What? too wrong?
Good luck man, i hope you come back safely. Be sure to repeatedly tap the crouch button when you're standing over the head of an enemy corpse :D
i didnt use times new roman i used a elephant and some other random font i found
i didn't use times new roman i used elephant and some other random font i found
i didn't use times new roman i used elephant and some other random font on my computer
I think Halolz alone has managed to make at least twelve shitloads.
Soapdish rarely bursts out into song and if he did it wouldn't be this long. This is clearly Paulrus :B
DAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAAHHH!!! Deeposity too high! Quick, someone say something mindlessly silly!
In all seriousness, thanks guys for all the support. It means alot. Even from a bunch like you :3 I look forward to fragging all of you on the TF2 server. Once i get it D:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=151
:3
… i'm a cookie…. do i have a crotch? o.O
That's awsome!!!
It's alright to join DA.
I've got some shitty stuffs but Halolzers still visit mine and some like them.
awsome prof oak pic
*pulls out a wrench* You will shortly >:3
Now do it to Badonk :d
NOT WRONG ENOUGH!
you… JUST noticed that…really? o.O
I'm still trying to figure out how Ash made it thru so many damn series > <
that's some fountain of youth bullshit right there! :O
I was thinking more of a Zippo Punch myself. Similar to a Warlock Punch but with more mental scars :3
I'll also be sure to spread the good word of the Falcon to the terrorists. After I Falcon Punch their brains out.
Are you okay? You're acting really strange.
He's been dragged off the stage now? Ok, good.
*Ahem*
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Ack! *dragged off stage by giant novelty hook*
Nintendo and Sega must have figured out where the fountain of youth is. because there is no way Ash or Sonic should still be alive D:
Well, you have to consider this IS Halolz after all. Strange is the socially acceptable norm around here.
…..stage clear now? Let's try this again.
*Ahem*
There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance
When it moves in and out
Everybody starts to shout
Monster, aaaah monster, ahhhh
Get outta here monster!
Monster! Monster!
Get outta here monster!
There's a monster in my pants
And it does a naughty dance
When it sees the light of day
You can hear the people say
*Gets tackled by Security* Dammit, I wasn't done!!!
Yes, she's an NPC, a fucking NPC.
But Kris was cool. She was the first playable gurl in pokeman.
TERRORISTS WIN.
*sneaks back on stage*
I went to your house,
but no one was there.
I went to your room,
I was all by myself.
You and me have such beautiful times,
when I'm all by myself.
when I'm all by.. Hey, no! don't grab me there!
*Dragged off again, the sound of a beating follows*
Not in the crotch! I need that for happy time!
Thats scarry….
EDIT: Good luck in Afghanistan. Don't die, you will be missed.
SO I HEARD YOU CALLED.
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FAGGOTS, BITCHES AND WHORES BE TRIPPIN BALLS
Oh and i'd make some images, but if i get a deviantart i bet everyone would go like.
oh hey it's that faggot link, let's not check his profile, it's probably full of shitty works, like him, GOD HE'S SUCH A FAGGOT.
oh i also make awesome motivational posters, not like your Times new roman caption motivational posters, i know how it's done.
i don't use times new roman i used elephant and some other random font on my computer
I take that back sometimes I use times new roman i think i used it on my Mario Dynamic Entry pic
While I cannot fathom why you would willingly return to that miserable place (other than the militaristic obligation, although you could ask for a discharge, I suppose), I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors, and pray that the blessings of the Father, however you may perceive Him, be with you as you valiantly continue your tour of service.
I would have made a reference to the Great Falcon somewhere in there, but I felt this would have detracted from my heartfelt commendation of your bravery, so I refrained from employing snide remarks or sardonic humor, as would usually be the case.
Wow, a service brethren. My brother just got back from Iraq with no harmed hair so I hope everything goes as well for you.You may not know it but I'm looking out for you in one way or another from where I am. And I may not know you but you'll definitely be in my prayers.
*salutes*
*TCC notices a blu dot on his crotch*
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
Btw: I play BLU team >:D
my dingaling, my dingalink
my oh my its the cutest thing
my dingaling oh my dingaling
wont you play with my dingaling
there was a little girl who lived next door
played with a yoyo on th floor
playeed with a yoyo on a string
and then she plays with my *falls through a trap door*
AHHHH I was only talking about a bell
well hynx could have used pound D=
well jynx could have used pound D=
JYNX USED FLAS-- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
METAPOD SUDDENLY USED HARDEN.
(Replying to your own replies is what all the cool kids do, people.)
…pretty sure they all do…
my dingaling, my dingaling
my oh my its the cutest thing
my dingaling oh my dingaling
wont you play with my dingaling
there was a little girl who lived next door
played with a yoyo on the floor
played with a yoyo on a string
and then she plays with my *falls through a trap door*
AHHHH I was only talking about a bell
Oh, I see what you did there….
I mean strange, even for Halolz.
Its been 12 or so seasons of the anime and hes STILL 10
HG/SS won't be released for a while that give time for Gold to get his life back together.
HG/SS won't be released for a while that gives time for Gold to get his life back together.
Milf for you? xD
…I've already got HG. And he somehow looks even YOUNGER.
Fountain of youth indeed.
4chan is used for recycled memes though :)
Do want!
Oh…I know all too well. I found a Suikune once and i was clean out of Ultraballs. I had to try not to kill it to use a Greatball on it, only to end up having it run away. DAAAAAHH!
yeah…i want someone to explain that one >:I
I've done this before.
Oh… well it hasn't been released in America yet
Oh god…
It sounds like Colonel Obvious…
lol have you see pokemon the show now, 'nuff said
Crank that, pokeboy!
The human wang is a beautiful thing,
It's so pretty, I have to sing,
about it's awe, and touch, and grace,
Vaginas love to see it's *carves assassin into pieces, Vergil style*
Haha! Thought you had me, did you? Well *gets tackled by Bang Shishigami*
Owww…my pancreas…
Well, ya know how seasons change in-game, and the fact that you can change the time in your games if you know how, and since a Pokemon game takes about 2 days to beat if you skip through the whole "Catch 'em All" thing, it's quite possible that Ash is just changing the time in game, and relies on his location for the seasons!