MOM: Oh! Penis, Penis! Quick! Come quickly!

ZeMashedPotato just walked in on his Mom at the WORST possible time!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 15, 2009 · 1:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (391 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Cock Joke, Disturbing, Gameboy, Nintendo, Pokémon

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138 Responses to “Oh! Penis, Penis! Quick! Come quickly!”

  1. MasqueNoMercy on September 15th, 2009 6:02 pm

    just turn around… and walk right back out that door you walked in from… find the most powerful pokemon in your town… and fight it with your bare hands… maybe that will help you forget what has just happened

  2. Ataeru on September 15th, 2009 6:12 pm

    we never know of the character's reason to leave and train Pokemon, but this could be one of them. 0_o

  3. Deadalive on September 15th, 2009 6:15 pm

    Its a bit… HEY! I cought a new Charmander! Isn't that awesome?

  4. Daifuku on September 15th, 2009 6:43 pm

    Wild Milf Appeared!
    Wild Milf uses Sweet Kiss.
    It's Super Effective!!!

  5. AuraMaster on September 15th, 2009 6:50 pm

    What has been seen cannot be unseen!

  6. EddRazzell on September 15th, 2009 7:07 pm

    Is it just me, or can Pokemon be used to make LOADS of dirty stuff?

  7. kirbyownsyou97 on September 15th, 2009 7:24 pm

    The REAL question here is why this boy's name is Penis.
    what kind of parent names their child that?

  8. Badonk on September 15th, 2009 3:44 pm

    Rival Vagina wants to battle!
    Rival Vagina sent out Jinx!
    Go Metapod!

    …you can guess the rest.

  9. MrRaccoon on September 15th, 2009 8:11 pm

    "Oh, son, I tought you were gone already… it's not what you're thinking… this is… my secret hole! That's right!
    That's where I save the pokeblocks

  10. EddRazzell on September 15th, 2009 8:28 pm

    Is this the same character?
    http://www.halolz.com/2008/12/09/fine-well-raise-

  11. FrEEz on September 15th, 2009 8:57 pm

    What kind of woman talks to penises?

  12. Masterluigi452 on September 15th, 2009 9:22 pm

    Too much detail….
    And I cannot unhear it…

  13. BurnoutSpartan on September 15th, 2009 9:24 pm

    This is the sad life of Red, the once popular trainer of Pokemon Red and Blue Version. Once a Pokemon champion in his prime, he now does Pokemon related pornography.
    Red: It was all those damn sequels! Once the GBA came out, I was as good as gone. But I have not regrets and hey, at least my life isn't as bad as Gold's!
    Gold, the protagonist in the Gold/Silver games, is currently homeless on the streets of Newark, NJ, giving blow jobs for cash.

    Next time on Behind the Pixels: How an addiction to peelz nearly killed Louis.

  14. BlueChameleon on September 15th, 2009 9:42 pm

    Hiding in that fridge won't cover up your secret!

  15. Taiho on September 15th, 2009 10:43 pm

    I couldn't express my feelings about this in words, so I'll have to say it in a song.
    *ahem*

    Thanks for having intercourse with Dad,
    without a condom sponge or IUD!
    Your lack of objection,
    to sex without protection,
    made a sperm and egg turn into me!

    Thanks for having intercourse with Dad,
    the carnal act that brought me here to you!
    I don't know if it was varied,
    or mainly missionary,
    but it sure was good for me, how 'bout for you?

    *gets dragged off by the wrongness police*
    Hey, where are you taking me I still had another verse! You let me get away with the other stuff but draw the line at this? C'mon!

  16. Last on September 15th, 2009 6:56 pm

    looks like Professor Oak is making another house call.

    rule 40

    http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Professor-Oak-

  17. BB93 on September 15th, 2009 11:42 pm

    Boy walks in
    Man walks out

    What? too wrong?

  18. Cypher on September 16th, 2009 4:52 am

    METAPOD SUDDENLY USED HARDEN.

    (Replying to your own replies is what all the cool kids do, people.)

  19. TehVortex on September 16th, 2009 8:26 pm

    I've done this before.

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