Fine, we’ll raise your PENIS for a while.

Uh… I mean, if you insist old lady!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 9, 2008 · 11:51 AM 
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Adult Situations, Cock Joke, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon, Serious Business

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56 Responses to “Fine, we’ll raise your PENIS for a while.”

  1. wafflelord on December 9th, 2008 5:01 am

    lol who hasn't called one of there pokemans penis :P

  2. MasqueNoMercy on December 9th, 2008 5:05 am

    we? as in her and the guy on the left? … not sure i like where this is goin… or maybe i do…

  3. OrionX on December 9th, 2008 5:58 am

    Odd, considering it's the female player…

  4. killercartoons on December 9th, 2008 6:19 am

    I am not letting that old lady, (or that guy for that matter!) raise my PENIS for even a little while!!!

  5. g1drake on December 9th, 2008 6:29 am

    poor PENIS.

  6. AquaLink on December 9th, 2008 7:00 am

    good call, didn't even notice

  7. RedSage on December 9th, 2008 7:14 am

    "I loaned you my Penis, and I'd like it back now." What an awkward exchange. You might just want to leave it there.

  8. Angel9RCobra on December 9th, 2008 8:36 am

    First thing I noticed. Made the picture even better. xD

  9. Tonuchi on December 9th, 2008 9:19 am

    Literally

  10. Nick Soapdish on December 9th, 2008 10:29 am

    My penis is weak against fire and electricity attacks. Resistant to water and earth attacks.
    Probably weak against psychic attacks because my penis does all my thinking for me.

  11. Chris on December 9th, 2008 11:04 am

    That hot momma can raise my penis any day. Phoar!

  12. DuckDuckGoose on December 9th, 2008 11:17 am

    Pokemon cock jokes: never old, always funny

  13. g1drake on December 9th, 2008 11:31 am

    "I,d like to have my PENIS back.

    *some time later*

    hey, he just learned HARDEN and STRING SHOT.

  14. Vabolo on December 9th, 2008 11:40 am

    Mine learned HYDRO PUMP!

  15. Colt on December 9th, 2008 11:40 am

    Just freakin' hilarious
    5/5
    I also want to do something like this….
    *plotting, scheming*

  16. _Int3r_ on December 9th, 2008 11:50 am

    Hello! Your PENIS has grown a lot! By level, it's grown by >9000!

    You owe me $1200 for the return of PENIS.

  17. piclemaniscool on December 9th, 2008 9:42 am

    Whats wierder? that it's a girl's PENIS, or that its an old lady telling you this?

    edit: jeez this PENIS carrying girl has to have been a prostitute or something to have that much money just to raise her PENIS!

  18. AquaLink on December 9th, 2008 12:00 pm

    wow. i get a first? really?

    that old lady can raise whatever she wants for me whenever she wants ;D

  19. Deth2Gerbilz on December 10th, 2008 1:01 am

    my penis learned drill peck

  20. Vabolo on December 10th, 2008 1:17 am

    VAGINA used BLOCK; PENIS is confused!

  21. Gaffit on December 10th, 2008 1:59 am

    Well… she's got the money to afford it…

  22. riot on December 10th, 2008 2:04 am

    its OVER 9000!?!?!?!?!?!

  23. Corenator on December 10th, 2008 2:33 am

    Mine knows Harden and String Shot.

  24. Nick Soapdish on December 10th, 2008 2:42 am

    I've got water gun, pound and double slap.

  25. Patrik on December 10th, 2008 3:30 am

    Mine grew to level 69!

  26. AuraMaster on December 10th, 2008 3:46 am

    Just imagine it's move set.

    PENIS used Harden!
    PENIS used Double Slap!
    PENIS used Agility!
    PENIS's speed rose!
    PENIS used Hydro Pump!

  27. coughman on December 10th, 2008 6:08 am

    You'd think these would get old after awhile
    but they hold up well
    …pun not intended

  28. Happy on December 10th, 2008 6:50 am

    Ah, toilet humour.

  29. MexicanJuice on December 10th, 2008 7:59 am

    This person needs an old lady to raise their penis for them?

  30. Walker on December 10th, 2008 8:42 am

    and forgets HARDEN around the 80-90 mark

  31. Exploderizer on December 10th, 2008 8:43 am

    Mine just learned Constrict.

  32. X Intolerable X on December 10th, 2008 9:46 am

    LOL!

  33. KingofRetards on December 10th, 2008 12:22 pm

    Such an old joke, but sadly penis jokes still make me crack up.

  34. Vabolo on December 10th, 2008 12:28 pm

    PENIS only learns SEED BOMB at level 75.

  35. FrEEz on December 10th, 2008 12:32 pm

    Okay this is clever and hilarious. The fact that it's a girl makes you question its sexuality and its anatomy (it being the 'player') but who cares :D. 5/5

  36. Vabolo on December 10th, 2008 12:37 pm

    Big deal. Mine has WORRY SEED, SEED BOMB, BONE RUSH and IRON HEAD.

  37. g1drake on December 10th, 2008 12:43 pm

    Can your PENIS,TACKLE?

  38. omgwtfbbq on December 11th, 2008 2:42 am

    That's the first thing I noticed, too…It's, er…Scary.
    I assume Penis is a Metapod.

  39. omgwtfbbq on December 11th, 2008 2:43 am

    Big deal. Mine knows GROWTH!

  40. omgwtfbbq on December 11th, 2008 2:44 am

    AndSTRING SHOT. D:
    Poor PENIS.

  41. omgwtfbbq on December 11th, 2008 2:45 am

    And STRING SHOT. D:
    Poor PENIS.

  42. omgwtfbbq on December 11th, 2008 2:45 am

    Nooo! How can this be! Pokemans only go up to level 100!

  43. omgwtfbbq on December 11th, 2008 2:46 am

    I plan to come up with a complete moveset for our friend PENIS sometime in teh near future…So I can be the master of Pokemon double entendre!

  44. dekuskrub1 on December 11th, 2008 3:09 am

    is this some kinda brothel?(whore house for u who dont know big words

  45. Paiv on February 16th, 2009 9:58 am

    Dear Nick Soapdish,

    I challenge you to a DUEL where the winner shall receive the others PENIS and TWO POKÈBALLS. The battle will be held on FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2009 at YOUR MOTHERS HOUSE in YOUR MOTHERS BEDROOM. Remember to bring your CONTRACEPTIVES PP HEALERS to the battle, as it will be lasting several hours long.

    -Paiv

  46. nancy on June 10th, 2009 11:13 am

    a girl does not have a penis

  47. dope92 on March 5th, 2010 6:30 pm

    but its dawn.

    wait…

    *head explodes*

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