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IT’S A TRAP!

Hmm…. how is Falcon gonna punch his way out of this one?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2009 · 9:13 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (202 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, F-Zero, Growth Spurt, It's A Trap!, Metroid, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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i was thinking its more like a...

"Got a little captain in you?"
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6 replies · active 752 weeks ago
Are any of you really surprised the Falcon is into fisting?
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5 replies · active 822 weeks ago
That's one trap I'd like to get into :)

BTW-Judging by today's posts I'm think Shawn learned a lesson from last year
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11 replies · active 822 weeks ago
Falcon STUCK!!!
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OM NOM NOM
Now guess who's eating
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25 replies · active 754 weeks ago
GUYS!! GUYS!!
Someone call a medic! I think Shawn forgot to update!
Why a medic? tee-hee...
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2 replies · active 822 weeks ago
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That One Guy · 822 weeks ago

Who's eating who?
Oh, and Samus isn't big, she's just making use of her Portable Pawnch! (TM)
http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/24/portable-pawncht...
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3 replies · active 822 weeks ago
what? hes just checkin if theres a snuke in her snizz
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*insert Conker's bad fur day reference here*
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IF 169 UNRELATED COMMENTS DOESN'T PROVE WE ARE IN NEED OF A FORUM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL. Hurry up Shawn!
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2 replies · active 822 weeks ago
Uh-oh, looks like we have a three-way race to get to 100 e-peen...
Will it be Badonk, MrRaccoon, Or Daifuku?
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3 replies · active 819 weeks ago
...Actually, he's FALCON KNEEING HER! I know that pose.
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VAGINA! :D
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The question is, why would he *want* to punch his way out of that one?
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40 replies · active 822 weeks ago
FALCON C**T!
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424 comments? Is this a Halolz record?
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2 replies · active 822 weeks ago
Its time to wake up and smell the hormones.
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IT'S LIKE A HONEYPOT FILLED WITH BEES! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE BEES!
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Dont worry samus falcon has protection.....PUNCH!
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Samus is testing out her new "Cap'n Falcon" Strap on.
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And We witness as Captain Falcon creates the living beings of the smash universe
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It has TEETH!
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I wonder if Falcon is enjoying it right now...
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3 replies · active 822 weeks ago
How will Falcon punch his way out of this one?

I believe the answer to that question is self-evident; is Falcon Punch not the answer to all of life's problems?
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2 replies · active 822 weeks ago
Although this is entirely irrelevant to this particular picture, I would like to note that I cannot help but notice the conspicuous absence of a tasteless 9/11-related submission from Nick Soapdish.
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5 replies · active 822 weeks ago
it's called a "snatch" for a reason! :P
*Badum-pshh!*
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I have a Captain Falcon strap-on, too.
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2 replies · active 822 weeks ago
Falcon SNATCH!

or

Falcon DILDO!
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2 replies · active 822 weeks ago
Fuken five'ed

I like it. How did the make Samus a giant?
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3 replies · active 822 weeks ago
Although this is entirely irrelevant to this particular picture, I cannot help but notice the conspicuous absence of a tasteless 9/11-related submission from Nick Soapdish this year.
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Although this is entirely irrelevant to this particular picture, I would like to note that I cannot help but notice the conspicuous absence of a tasteless 9/11-related submission from Nick Soapdish this year.
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Zomgaurdian · 820 weeks ago

Samus: Show me your Moves!
Cpt Falcon: Score, um i mean YES!
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Lord Your mom · 822 weeks ago

Would you want to get out of that trap?
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No no no, he's not stuck. Looks what he's doing. He's just going the extra mile and giving her

JUST A LITTLE KICK IN THE CUNT
YOU'LL SURE HAVE HER STUMPED, IF YOU GO FOR THE PUNT

..Or rather, the falcon knee. Ow.
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2 replies · active 822 weeks ago
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Real Companion Cube · 822 weeks ago

Falcon fist!
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I always expected Samus packed a "surprise."
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Aaron Hong · 822 weeks ago

How ironic that someone called Easily Distracted is credited...

Yeah, I'm building a summer home and IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE THAT.
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