Green Eggs and Slam

Do you like green eggs and slam? Zangief does not care Sam-I-am!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2009 · 2:22 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (162 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)
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Capcom, Cover Art, It's A Trap!, Sneak Attack, Storytime/Wordplay, Street Fighter, Tasty Treats

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44 Responses to “Green Eggs and Slam”

  1. Shawn Handyside on July 2nd, 2009 6:28 am

    Green eggs and RED-OH CYYYCLOOOONE!!

  2. LOL on July 2nd, 2009 6:35 am

    IN THE BUTT

  3. Meggermangz on July 2nd, 2009 6:38 am

    offtopic but does anyone think Zangief could fit as a red team heavy?

  4. xGRiMx on July 2nd, 2009 6:48 am

    GOOD GOD WHERE IS HIS LEFT HAND GOING!?

  5. Taiho on July 2nd, 2009 6:50 am

    SURPRISE GROPE!

  6. Bulletproof Moon on July 2nd, 2009 7:14 am

    say now, that's dangerous thinking!

  7. Sigma on July 2nd, 2009 7:19 am

    Russkies do it from behind.

  8. Sigma on July 2nd, 2009 7:21 am

    I'm well aware there's an extra s. Bite me.

  9. Shawn Handyside on July 2nd, 2009 7:27 am

    LOL

  10. Nick Soapdish on July 2nd, 2009 7:47 am

    I said What What. In the butt.

  11. Nick Soapdish on July 2nd, 2009 7:50 am

    It has arms, it has fur… IT'S A BEAR!!!
    WRESTLE!!!!!

  12. Vosur on July 2nd, 2009 7:59 am

    It's not only where that left hand is positioned that has me concerned, but also where Zengief is standing, and then there's that facial expression. I think he's about to do something very disturbing…

    Anyone got a few tranq guns with enough dosage to take down an elephant?

  13. NoShoe4You on July 2nd, 2009 10:00 am

    I'm also noticing an Its a Trap tag here…

    And they say this is a children's book.

  14. Guest on July 2nd, 2009 10:34 am

    MY FISTS! THEY ARE MADE OF…..poo?

  15. ThePinkSpartan on July 2nd, 2009 1:03 pm

    M. Bison is credit to team!

  16. ThePinkSpartan on July 2nd, 2009 1:04 pm

    Well, I'm in the army… and this kind of thing is normal on days like today.

    There's a reason its called "Gay Thursday"

  17. Burnt Eyes on July 2nd, 2009 1:16 pm

    There are some answers that mankind is not meant to know.

  18. 16Bit on July 2nd, 2009 1:25 pm

    While everyone else trains by sparring and exercise, Zangief wrestles imaginary animals.

  19. BreadRaptors? on July 2nd, 2009 2:00 pm

    OM NOM NOM
    There you are bitten.

  20. MrRaccoon on July 2nd, 2009 2:46 pm

    He's going to wrestle…something there… and it'll be very hella painful

  21. MrRaccoon on July 2nd, 2009 2:47 pm

    I would wrestle in a box
    I would wrestle with a fox

  22. MrRaccoon on July 2nd, 2009 2:52 pm

    Oh boy oh boy oh boy

  23. Badonk on July 2nd, 2009 2:55 pm

    Next up from Dr. Lolz
    One eye Two eye, Red spy Blu spy

    How the Grinch ate sandvitch

    and
    Horton hears a Hadouken!

  24. FoxyMayo on July 2nd, 2009 2:58 pm

    Needs a Randy Savage voice.

  25. Saiyavenger on July 2nd, 2009 3:16 pm

    Looks like The Gief is about to put the ol' key in the ignition.

  26. dude on July 2nd, 2009 4:03 pm

    these need to be made

  27. PaladinVance on July 2nd, 2009 5:16 pm

    Would you wrestle in a chair?
    Would you wrestle with a bear?

  28. MasqueNoMercy on July 2nd, 2009 5:31 pm

    im surprised at just how well zangief fits into the style of the book cover art… like he has been part of dr seuss from the beginning

  29. Badonk on July 2nd, 2009 6:17 pm

    Make them?
    Ask and you shall be considered!

  30. KingHoboVI on July 2nd, 2009 6:18 pm

    Street fighter -- Dr. Seuss edition! The Grinch should be an unlockable character!

  31. Badonk on July 2nd, 2009 7:01 pm

    ok they have been made, now for the long wait till Shawn puts em up (if at all)

  32. VJoe10 on July 2nd, 2009 7:26 pm

    RAPE TIME!

  33. billy on July 2nd, 2009 7:58 pm

    Looks more like surprise buttsecks.

  34. BlueChameleon on July 2nd, 2009 9:56 pm

    Remember…
    Can't let you do that Chicks on Blocks,
    Can't let you do that Bricks on Clocks…

  35. Vosur on July 2nd, 2009 11:01 pm

    Can't let you do that with a Fox
    Can't let you do that in a Box

    Can't let you do that Sam-I-Am
    Can't let you do that, even with Green Eggs and SLAM!

  36. rory on July 3rd, 2009 1:30 am

    SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM HOMBREE

  37. Rutty on July 3rd, 2009 3:10 am

    moar like Green Eggs and RAPE amirite?

  38. Sinister Minister on July 3rd, 2009 6:15 am

    Am I the only one who thinks that people are thinking way too much about the buttsex thing? And that said people are crazy because of it?

  39. PaladinVance on July 4th, 2009 6:06 am

    OOOH YEEAH!

  40. Corenator on July 7th, 2009 2:46 am

    Would you wrestle with Mario?
    How about with Lucario?

  41. Gamegeneral on July 11th, 2009 7:59 am

    No.
    Just no.

  42. One Eye, Two Eye, Red Spy, Blu Spy : Halolz on July 12th, 2009 2:16 am

    [...] liked our Green Eggs and Slam submission last week so much, that he ran down to his local library to pick out a few more! One [...]

  43. Nuwisha on July 13th, 2009 3:44 am

    Things must be really strange in soviate russia.

  44. Badonk on July 22nd, 2009 3:01 am

    fail

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