
Badonk liked our Green Eggs and Slam submission last week so much, that he ran down to his local library to pick out a few more!
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Categories: Cover Art, PC, Playstation, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (64 Comments) |
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(286 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)






Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
DURHURHUR DR LOLZ
1/5 for being a faggot
I AM WATCHING YOU PEE.
We wouldn't know that was your name if you didn't post that…?
We know where you live!
I personally thought the Dr. LOLZ was a nice touch
Wouldn't the sniper be "four eye" because of his glasses?
uhh….good point
Falcon save me!
Come now Noshoe, you can do better then that.
ill give you How the spy sapped my sentry tho
Sunglasses dont count King, learn your insults!
Not even falcon can save you now!
Wolf is preventing him right now.
Voted down because there really wasn't a reason not to.
DO NOT DOUBT THE FALCON
Expect an order of 27 pizzas at your front door sometime soon. >:3
jk.
fear at night my good friend
someone will make an unpleasant visit
rape is not the word
to describe that night
It`s to little of a word
to say the things
that will happen that night >:D
ciao watch out cous I`m allways near u >:D
Yeah, if you don't remind me, I WILL forget!
Wow -9… that's the lowest I've seen on a comment before. >_<
Darkness falls across the land.
The midnight hour is close at hand.
Creatures crawl in search for blood
To terrorize your neighborhood
(etc.)
no wonder I couldn't get it until I saw this XD
now I know how to count and differ colors XD ciao
Thats halolz for you. Working together to outdo ourselves for the common good :D
I don't think the medic should be writing children's books in the first place.
Kinda creepy if you ask me…
*runs in with a can of bug spray*
HEY! DID A TROLL JUST COME THROUGH HERE?
*everyone points to doorway*
Thanks. Now how did he get out that lab…?
Oh, and a solid 3/5.
Dr. Lolz was the creator of many other heartwarming stories such as:
I can Frag 30 tigers today
I Can Snipe with my Eyes Shut
Heavy the re-tarted moose
and who could forget?
How the Spy Sapped my Sentry
Cheesy i know- :D but if you don't get some of them
<a href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dr._Seuss_Bo…” target=”_blank”>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dr._Seuss_Bo…
Gah! Shawn dont tell these people my name! crap i must have forgot to put Badonk in the email!!!!
No! please dont stalk me people
anyways stay tuned for my other one : /
Cant let you troll that! Troll!
and a 5/5 for good pun, proper font and good joke. Photoshop job is lacking a bit tho, but it works :D
Was thinking that too.
I agree with Kingo. Glasses = 4 eyes. It's an old insult, but stll stands. Could have easily used any other head for 2 eyes.
Every Engie down in 2Fort liked sentries a lot…
But the Spy,Who lived just north of 2Fort, Did NOT!
I prefer:
Heavy Hears a Sandvich
If I Ran the Team
I Can Fire It Myself
And let's not forget:
The Big Frag
Negative E-PEEN, now that's something I would like to see XD
I'm sooo buying this book when I have children, and a lot od medikits just in case
Stalk? I don't stalk, I riot people
I'll riot you :3
*monocle* Congratulations! You, good sir, have failed at Halolz! As the first to achieve this dubious honor you shall live forever in the annals of this site's history. It is a great shame that you lack a profile as we would then be treated to the sight of the world's first negative E-peen. As it stands, rest assured that your cunning wit, insightful commentary, and highly original user name have placed your work upon a pedestal that few would dare even approach. I tip my hat to you for your stunning contribution. Good show!
That happened to me when I first submitted a video but when I got an account here it changed to my username.
now its -17
Thanks Shawn, now no one will know my name is steven Det….dammit almost fell for it again!
Thanks Shawn, now no one will know my name is Steven De….dammit almost fell for it again!
You can blame the bad photoshop on my lack of a working mouse, hard to do on a laptop scroll. Now if you buy me a new mouse i would be more then happy to redo it :D
Hey now, i appreciate it but i dont need you to protect me :3
*hides behind Noshoe*
Who else would i use a headshot for besides the sniper?
/lazy
please see article one, subsection G in the lazy manual. Dont worry it has pretty pictures to keep you interested ^_^
I won at failing.
Awwww hes trying to make himself feel better, isnt that adorable!
O_o
I wonder if Shaw changed mine
Did you say please? or whine like a little girl like i did?
The Nine RED Team MMMMAGGOTS.
And from another author, "The Little Spy That Could!"
That will be possible with your address,and 230 prepaid pizzas XP
P.S. I dont really know your name, I got to the post too slow…
And why, my good sir, does you being a faggot affect this pic?
CEILING EXPLODERIZER IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE.
I see, and your retarded name, and the free time you have had to post such an idiotic comment implies that you are not a faggot yourself?
*Activate monocle*
GOOD DAY, SIR!
?
Oh, I see what you did there…
E-VAG?
Whatever floats your boat man
also i never knew you submitted something, which was it?
I must get close enough to sap those sentries! But how?
Win
I have say this…
I've been holding it for a while…
Screw off!
Don't become the halolz member if you will comment this kind of crap again!!
Anyone remember the lawsuit filed against Dr. Susan over "How the Scout Stole Sandvich?" That was the one where the defendant tried to Falcon Punch the judge, but he wouldn't let her do that.
[...] I wonder if D. R. LOLZ is related to that Dr. LOLZ guy? Nah, must be a coincidence! By Badonk Heavy Medic and the Last Sentry Posted by Shawn [...]
Shouldn't this be under "Cray-Z Crossovers"?
don`t forget "The Heavy in the Mech"!
one eye, two eye, red spy, blue spy
niknak engi whack , give a dog a bone