By Dr. LOLZ - One Eye, Two Eye, Red Spy, Blu Spy

Badonk liked our Green Eggs and Slam submission last week so much, that he ran down to his local library to pick out a few more!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 11, 2009 · 11:57 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (286 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)
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64 Responses to “One Eye, Two Eye, Red Spy, Blu Spy”

  1. DDDDDDDDDD on July 12th, 2009 4:09 am

    DURHURHUR DR LOLZ
    1/5 for being a faggot

  2. Paulrus on July 12th, 2009 5:06 am

    I AM WATCHING YOU PEE.

  3. Ryder on July 12th, 2009 5:09 am

    We wouldn't know that was your name if you didn't post that…?

  4. Wiibejammin on July 12th, 2009 5:10 am

    We know where you live!

  5. Someguy on July 12th, 2009 5:10 am

    I personally thought the Dr. LOLZ was a nice touch

  6. KingofRetards on July 12th, 2009 5:11 am

    Wouldn't the sniper be "four eye" because of his glasses?

  7. Badonk on July 12th, 2009 5:12 am

    uhh….good point

    Falcon save me!

  8. Wiibejammin on July 12th, 2009 5:14 am

    Come now Noshoe, you can do better then that.

    ill give you How the spy sapped my sentry tho

  9. Wiibejammin on July 12th, 2009 5:16 am

    Sunglasses dont count King, learn your insults!

  10. Wiibejammin on July 12th, 2009 5:22 am

    Not even falcon can save you now!

  11. Paulrus on July 12th, 2009 5:29 am

    Wolf is preventing him right now.

  12. TalkingBidoof on July 12th, 2009 5:35 am

    Voted down because there really wasn't a reason not to.

  13. Someguy on July 12th, 2009 5:37 am

    DO NOT DOUBT THE FALCON

  14. Cheat2Win on July 12th, 2009 5:49 am

    Expect an order of 27 pizzas at your front door sometime soon. >:3

    jk.

  15. fmarulz on July 12th, 2009 6:05 am

    fear at night my good friend
    someone will make an unpleasant visit
    rape is not the word
    to describe that night
    It`s to little of a word
    to say the things
    that will happen that night >:D
    ciao watch out cous I`m allways near u >:D

  16. Shawn Handyside on July 12th, 2009 6:17 am

    Yeah, if you don't remind me, I WILL forget!

  17. Shawn Handyside on July 12th, 2009 6:18 am

    Wow -9… that's the lowest I've seen on a comment before. >_<

  18. Paulrus on July 12th, 2009 6:31 am

    Darkness falls across the land.
    The midnight hour is close at hand.
    Creatures crawl in search for blood
    To terrorize your neighborhood

    (etc.)

  19. fmarulz on July 12th, 2009 6:40 am

    no wonder I couldn't get it until I saw this XD
    now I know how to count and differ colors XD ciao

  20. NoShoe4You on July 12th, 2009 7:33 am

    Thats halolz for you. Working together to outdo ourselves for the common good :D

  21. NoShoe4You on July 12th, 2009 8:04 am

    I don't think the medic should be writing children's books in the first place.
    Kinda creepy if you ask me…

  22. Paulrus on July 12th, 2009 4:31 am

    *runs in with a can of bug spray*
    HEY! DID A TROLL JUST COME THROUGH HERE?
    *everyone points to doorway*
    Thanks. Now how did he get out that lab…?

    Oh, and a solid 3/5.

  23. NoShoe4You on July 12th, 2009 4:56 am

    Dr. Lolz was the creator of many other heartwarming stories such as:

    I can Frag 30 tigers today
    I Can Snipe with my Eyes Shut
    Heavy the re-tarted moose
    and who could forget?
    How the Spy Sapped my Sentry

    Cheesy i know- :D but if you don't get some of them
    <a href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dr._Seuss_Bo…” target=”_blank”>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dr._Seuss_Bo…

  24. Badonk on July 12th, 2009 5:04 am

    Gah! Shawn dont tell these people my name! crap i must have forgot to put Badonk in the email!!!!

    No! please dont stalk me people
    anyways stay tuned for my other one : /

  25. Wiibejammin on July 12th, 2009 5:10 am

    Cant let you troll that! Troll!

    and a 5/5 for good pun, proper font and good joke. Photoshop job is lacking a bit tho, but it works :D

  26. Ifer on July 12th, 2009 9:50 am

    Was thinking that too.

  27. Logester on July 12th, 2009 11:18 am

    I agree with Kingo. Glasses = 4 eyes. It's an old insult, but stll stands. Could have easily used any other head for 2 eyes.

  28. BlueChameleon on July 12th, 2009 11:25 am

    Every Engie down in 2Fort liked sentries a lot…
    But the Spy,Who lived just north of 2Fort, Did NOT!

  29. Vosur on July 12th, 2009 1:23 pm

    I prefer:

    Heavy Hears a Sandvich
    If I Ran the Team
    I Can Fire It Myself

    And let's not forget:

    The Big Frag

  30. MrRaccoon on July 12th, 2009 1:30 pm

    Negative E-PEEN, now that's something I would like to see XD

  31. MrRaccoon on July 12th, 2009 1:31 pm

    I'm sooo buying this book when I have children, and a lot od medikits just in case

  32. MrRaccoon on July 12th, 2009 1:33 pm

    Stalk? I don't stalk, I riot people
    I'll riot you :3

  33. Taiho on July 12th, 2009 9:49 am

    *monocle* Congratulations! You, good sir, have failed at Halolz! As the first to achieve this dubious honor you shall live forever in the annals of this site's history. It is a great shame that you lack a profile as we would then be treated to the sight of the world's first negative E-peen. As it stands, rest assured that your cunning wit, insightful commentary, and highly original user name have placed your work upon a pedestal that few would dare even approach. I tip my hat to you for your stunning contribution. Good show!

  34. codemaster525 on July 12th, 2009 3:40 pm

    That happened to me when I first submitted a video but when I got an account here it changed to my username.

  35. codemaster525 on July 12th, 2009 3:42 pm

    now its -17

  36. Badonk on July 12th, 2009 4:30 pm

    Thanks Shawn, now no one will know my name is steven Det….dammit almost fell for it again!

  37. Badonk on July 12th, 2009 4:30 pm

    Thanks Shawn, now no one will know my name is Steven De….dammit almost fell for it again!

  38. Badonk on July 12th, 2009 4:32 pm

    You can blame the bad photoshop on my lack of a working mouse, hard to do on a laptop scroll. Now if you buy me a new mouse i would be more then happy to redo it :D

  39. Badonk on July 12th, 2009 4:35 pm

    Hey now, i appreciate it but i dont need you to protect me :3
    *hides behind Noshoe*

  40. Badonk on July 12th, 2009 4:38 pm

    Who else would i use a headshot for besides the sniper?

    /lazy

  41. Badonk on July 12th, 2009 4:40 pm

    please see article one, subsection G in the lazy manual. Dont worry it has pretty pictures to keep you interested ^_^

  42. DDDDDDDDDD on July 12th, 2009 4:46 pm

    I won at failing.

  43. Badonk on July 12th, 2009 4:56 pm

    Awwww hes trying to make himself feel better, isnt that adorable!

  44. MrRaccoon on July 12th, 2009 8:27 pm

    O_o
    I wonder if Shaw changed mine

  45. Badonk on July 12th, 2009 11:52 pm

    Did you say please? or whine like a little girl like i did?

  46. Cypher on July 13th, 2009 1:14 am

    The Nine RED Team MMMMAGGOTS.

  47. errorer on July 13th, 2009 2:33 am

    And from another author, "The Little Spy That Could!"

  48. errorer on July 13th, 2009 2:35 am

    That will be possible with your address,and 230 prepaid pizzas XP
    P.S. I dont really know your name, I got to the post too slow…

  49. MrRaccoon on July 13th, 2009 3:00 am

    And why, my good sir, does you being a faggot affect this pic?

  50. Exploderizer on July 13th, 2009 3:08 am

    CEILING EXPLODERIZER IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE.

  51. Exploderizer on July 13th, 2009 3:12 am

    I see, and your retarded name, and the free time you have had to post such an idiotic comment implies that you are not a faggot yourself?
    *Activate monocle*
    GOOD DAY, SIR!

  52. Ifer on July 13th, 2009 3:08 pm

    ?

  53. Exploderizer on July 13th, 2009 4:38 pm

    Oh, I see what you did there…

  54. Exploderizer on July 13th, 2009 4:40 pm

    E-VAG?

  55. Wiibejammin on July 13th, 2009 6:16 pm

    Whatever floats your boat man

  56. Wiibejammin on July 14th, 2009 2:41 am

    also i never knew you submitted something, which was it?

  57. Leo058 on July 15th, 2009 3:39 pm

    I must get close enough to sap those sentries! But how?

  58. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 7:41 pm

    Win

  59. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 7:42 pm

    I have say this…
    I've been holding it for a while…
    Screw off!
    Don't become the halolz member if you will comment this kind of crap again!!

  60. Corenator on July 21st, 2009 11:40 pm

    Anyone remember the lawsuit filed against Dr. Susan over "How the Scout Stole Sandvich?" That was the one where the defendant tried to Falcon Punch the judge, but he wouldn't let her do that.

  61. Heavy Medic and the Last Sentry : Halolz on July 30th, 2009 2:19 pm

    [...] I wonder if D. R. LOLZ is related to that Dr. LOLZ guy? Nah, must be a coincidence! By Badonk Heavy Medic and the Last Sentry Posted by Shawn [...]

  62. Master_Vir on August 3rd, 2009 7:41 pm

    Shouldn't this be under "Cray-Z Crossovers"?

  63. Shader on October 25th, 2009 1:43 am

    don`t forget "The Heavy in the Mech"!

  64. Pustulioooooo on November 4th, 2009 8:50 pm

    one eye, two eye, red spy, blue spy

    niknak engi whack , give a dog a bone

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