WOLF O’DONELL - The anti-Falcon

While Falcon watches over you from above, Wolf is down below… biding his time….. waiting for the day he will return to our world and corrupt our very souls.
Mr. Raccoon prays for you!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 11, 2009 · 8:35 PM 
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Can't Let You Do That, Motivational, Nintendo, Spiritual Enlightenment, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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80 Responses to “The anti-Falcon”

  1. Ryan on March 11th, 2009 9:56 pm

    So… if Wolf is Satan, he must be the one who created tiers.

    I do believe Captain Falcon sent Falco and Fox down to combat this menace, as they are they few who can combat him… but all failed, because Wolf wouldn’t let them do that. When Fox comes for his second coming, it will be even this time… you won’t know who will win, who will be the real winner… Wolf will fill the world with lies… but the winner is unknown because its no items no time 3 lives FINAL DESTINATION

  2. Shawn Handyside on March 12th, 2009 3:02 am

    Crap are the comments working again?


  3. MrRaccoon on March 12th, 2009 3:05 am

    Hey Shaw, what's happening? The page is all laggy, the comments on intense debate don't appear here, and I waited 15 minutes to log in
    Are you updating the site?

  4. Fancylad on March 12th, 2009 3:26 am

    It makes perfect sense actually. Captain Falcon wants us to show him our moves. He encourages us to be who we are and rise up to face any challenge we might come across. Wolf is all about preventing us from doing what we want and keeping us down. He is the perfect enemy to the CoF.

  5. Naro on March 12th, 2009 3:26 am

    Wolf is such a cockblocker. First Plusle and now this?

    I should start praying to the holy Falcon again.

  6. FoxyMayo on March 12th, 2009 3:48 am

    Which is more effective? A Falcon Punch or someone who keeps you from doing that?

  7. yggdrasil325 on March 12th, 2009 4:05 am

    Oh snap, we are quickly developing a complete Halolz religion… Is that a good or bad thing?

  8. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on March 12th, 2009 4:19 am

    And he promotes sinning, always having fun with that thing.

  9. KidWithTheFace on March 12th, 2009 4:27 am

    We may never know until Brawlmageddon.

  10. Supacasey on March 12th, 2009 4:37 am

    …And the religion LOLoligy was made whole.

  11. King Awesome on March 12th, 2009 5:14 am

    This is a backwards religion: The good side consists of punching things very hard and the evil side consists of not letting people do things.

    It's like opposite day all over again.

  12. KingofRetards on March 12th, 2009 5:21 am

    We need to make a Falcon Bible… :D

  13. Paine on March 12th, 2009 5:55 am

    This is why I'm an agnostic!

  14. Nemesis on March 12th, 2009 7:46 am


    We need some kind of chat or forum to make this religion!

  15. Nick Soapdish on March 12th, 2009 3:47 am

    I knew a person who got possessed by the anti-falcon. He spoke in tongues like, "don't get too cocky" and "I can't lose!" and stopped people from doing that.
    The exorcism involved a falcon punch. Now he's dead.

  16. Zink120 on March 12th, 2009 8:33 am

    I like where this is going, you guys! :D

  17. Taiho on March 12th, 2009 11:32 am

    Actually, I think everyone should contribute, and then we can cut out the things we don't agree with, just like all the other religious documents.

  18. MasqueNoMercy on March 12th, 2009 2:23 pm

    church of falcon, or cult of wolf, where do you belong?

  19. MasqueNoMercy on March 12th, 2009 2:26 pm

    well there is a lolcat bible… but that thing is freakin huge…

  20. MrRaccoon on March 12th, 2009 3:43 pm

    He will let you do that… IN HELL! *Demoman's voice*

  21. MasqueNoMercy on March 12th, 2009 4:07 pm

    nice, so are you a captin or are you a wolfist

  22. Zink120 on March 12th, 2009 5:15 pm

    Popularity. You has it. :]

  23. Zink120 on March 12th, 2009 5:17 pm

    Awwww yeaaaaaa!
    I think Shawn is gonna have to make a new tag for "Church of Falcon"! :D

  24. MrRaccoon on March 12th, 2009 7:20 pm

    I can haz some popularity?

  25. Paulrus on March 12th, 2009 7:24 pm

    Repent! The end is near!

    No…. wait… my connection got dropped.

  26. MrRaccoon on March 12th, 2009 9:04 pm

    They're equal in power. When Falcon wants to falcon punch something, Wolf stop him from doing that! And when Wolf tries to stop soething that should not be stopped, facon says YES! and wolf shut up.
    That's perfect balance!
    I can't choose one of them, but I'm more towards the church of Falcon XD

  27. BlueChameleon on March 12th, 2009 10:29 pm

    He's down there, not letting you do that.

  28. Paulrus on March 12th, 2009 7:29 pm

    Get behind me Wolf! Keep your forked tongue between behind your teeth.

  29. Zink120 on March 12th, 2009 11:33 pm

    A Popularity Berry was planted here.
    Want to sprinkle some "can haz"?
    > YES
    There! All Happy!

    I made a pokéjoke… yay? :-/

  30. Gustav on March 12th, 2009 11:58 pm

    Total wolfist here, I don't like it when people do that.

  31. Alfa on March 13th, 2009 12:19 am

    a slippy begging ya for halp :P

  32. KingofRetards on March 13th, 2009 1:47 am


  33. Exploderizer on March 13th, 2009 1:55 am


  34. Link_09 on March 13th, 2009 3:15 am

    you know, i would make some Church of Falcon LOLZ, but the my entries on this site fukken suck.
    Anyways, i lol'd at this. Shawn should make a Church of Falcon site or a Church of Falcon Part of the site,

  35. Alfa on March 13th, 2009 12:28 am

    Alfa, 31, 2
    There was Fem. Falcon, and Cap. Falcon, eating under a Falcon Tree, when a Wolf appeared above one of its many Falcon branches, in wich the Wolf said, ''dont get cocky'', and offered a Falcon Fruit to Cap. Falcon. Fem. Falcon joined Cap. Falcon and Wolf said: ''cant let you be perfect Fem. Falcon!''. And Falcon God Roared through the skies and FALCON PUNCHED! Fem. Falcon. God said: YES!!! and falcon punched Cap. Falcon. The garden of Eden was dark and silent…Until light came from a lighting that said: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES! and Wolf ran away


  36. fancy pants on March 13th, 2009 2:58 pm

    Awww crap. Wolf's down there? After that baby pic and the other one means I going to wolf. NOOO!

  37. NemesiZ on March 13th, 2009 3:57 pm


    He should, we really need to show our passion for this!

  38. Leo058 on March 13th, 2009 4:29 pm

    I think Wolf and Falcon could make a good team. Wolf can stop people from doing that if necessary, and if he gets out of line, a Falcon Punch can shut him up!

  39. MrRaccoon on March 13th, 2009 6:51 pm

    I don't get that. I mean, falcon Prayer was submitted by Zink120, but the comment it's based on was made by Taiho, they share credits and we all live happy :D
    So Shawn will give you credit if this comment mades into a pic, dun't worry

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