But… they’re so pretty!
Also lets NOT make the comments on this one like that other IT’S A TRAP… >___<
IT’S A TRAP!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 4, 2008 · 2:43 PM
(89 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Tips & Tricks, Valve Software, Xbox 360
(4.71 out of 5)
He could prolly get out of it if he did a barrel roll. Or he could use the boost to get through…
He’s a Heavy and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he shoots all day.
He shoots down spies, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
He’s a Heavy and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he shoots all day.
He shoots down spies, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars?!
Not even a medic could help an explosion of that magnitude.
our heavies cannot repel firepowerof that magnitude
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa217/DesTROYer8564/tarp-30198.jpg
“Is it edible?” he’s probably thinking.
@ Jax
Win. XD
Remember when people used to come to this site?
i say we go against Shawn and post over 300 comments on this just like old times :D…anyone?
Not fishy enough
-Mimics old comment- Oh gawd no he hasn’t updated in foreva. Halolz is dead because of chuldbirth nooooooooooooooooooooooo.
j/k keep up the good work.
we would also have accepted
“I will pet him and love him and call him George.”
You failed to mention squeezing him. :o
I lol’d a bit.
Also, the Finding Nemo line ‘I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine’ would have been acceptable.
PRETTY THING RED, MUST BE STRAWBERRY
HEAVY LOVE STRAWBERRY
*explode*
If it was a Pyro, maybe THEN he could survive. WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
OH NOES please don’t kill Halolz again
Hmm… It’s A Tuesdays could work.
I vote win.
Oh no,Halolz is dying again….Somebody get a medic!!!!Halolz must not die!!!!!!!!!
Damn you Handyside! I was trying to repress those memories with heavy drinking!
j/k :P
HEAVY: “Magic 8 Ball, will Medic ask me to the prom?”
MAGIC 8 BALL: “No.”
HEAVY: “NO!? BUT I HAD A PURDY DRESS AND EVERYTHING!”
*Heavy kills everything*
Somebody set him up the — Okay, I’ll stop.
that was brilliant
(yes AlphalanceAugust, I am with you)
This is inaccurate! A heavy would never put down his gun!
Woo! Post Party!
He hasn’t posted anything at all today, IT REALLY IS A TRAP!
oh noes D:
…think we could take the 300 thing a step higher and go to 1337 posts? :3 then the 1337th post would be some huge 1337 joke or something
QUICK EVERYONE SPAM
little sibling powers…ACTIVATE!!!
shawn! shawn! shawn! why haven’t you updated? are you gonna update now? shawn! shawn! pay attention to me, shawn! are you updating now? shawn! shawn! how about now? how about now? now? now? now??? shawn!!!
Um…Kevin j? How do you drink a heavy? That seems very un-likley.
Marsoli
You don’t want to know…
Well it’s very simple, you just need a really big blender, some ice and a bit of lemon zest.
no, all you need is a blendtec blender :D that blends everything
@KidWithTheFace
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? OW! Shawn, KidWithTheFace is poking me! Tell him to stop!
Owwwwww Shauun, Pigeon army is on my side, make him move!!!!
@Glitch
Shawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn, Glitch wont stop making faces at me!
*Turns to face back seats*
DON’T MAKE ME TURN THIS WEBSITE AROUND! I’LL DO IT.
That’s right, I drive the Halolz-Minivan.
Ha, Red took the words right out of my mouth.
*Alphalance’s police car sirens pull Halolz-minivan over*
Do you know how fast you were posting?
-spam for teh 1337-
shaaawwnnn, why is there a headcrab in the trunk? D:
Nuh-uh, i wasn’t making faces, pigeon army was i making faces, say i wasn’t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Glitch
Glitch wasn’t making faces, Kevin J is just a big poopyhead! Nya nya nya! Hey! Shaaawwwn, Glitch just took my Gameboy! Make him give my Gameboy back!
You had it all day, its MY turn, beides you broke mine, I wanna play I wanna play!!!!!!!!!
@rikumelenium
cept Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make rocks bleed.
With the rising price of Gasoline,Chuck is starting to worry about his drinking problem.
Chuck Norris beat the sun at a staring contest.
God was originally going to make 10 days,but Chuck gave him only 7.
Chuck Norris recently,started to sell his urine as a canned beverage.We now know this as Red Bull.
Jesus may be able to walk on water,BUT CHUCK NORRIS CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND.
God wanted ten, chuck norris gave him eight, I took one.
Chuck norris doesn’t breathe,he holds air hostage.(Yes I am Viewer of no concern).
guys, the its a trap post party is dying. Keep posting, keep posting dammit!
Uh, hello officer. What can I do for y- *BLAM*
You saw nothing!
Post Party!?
…
POST PARTY!!!!
*dances* One maca, two maca, three macarena, maca four, maca five, maca six macarena, maca seven, maca eight, maca nine macarena…
HEY MACARENA, AAAIIIIEE!!!!
*shoots red in the head*(rhyming!)
“OK,guys,I’m taking over the car,now,any of you know where the nearest lake is?”
@Exploderizer
YOU KILLED DADDY! WHY DID YOU KILL DADDY? GLITCH, KEVIN J, KIDWITHTHEFACE, EXPLODERIZER KILLED DADDY!!
Shut up Pigeon army, he knows what he’s doing
@Glitch
No, you shut up! You shut up your stupid face!
I agree with Shadow Link he should use boost
Pfft, you can’t headshot me, my paper bag is made out of paper… titanium. Paper titanium. Yeeeah.
Plus I’m the only one who can get these kids to soccer practice on time.
Alright kids, we’re a bit late and traffic is heavy so Billy, I want you to take these mushrooms and shove them into the engine.
Seatbelts everyone!
*takes off bag and everey other kind of cloth…eww.*
“RESISTANCE IS FUTILE:WE ARE THE BORG:YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED:”
Hah! This is Star Trek, I have the perfect defense!
*PLOT HOLE’D*
“It’s a good thing that hole opened up in time and space and destroyed the Borg somehow. Now put your clothes back on Red!”
Engage pants.
I’ll cut your manspot off with a shovel and choke you wih them.Then,i shall have a snack.
…
Resistance IS futile.
Now suffer. *chomp*
*chomp*
Now that you all have been assimulated, you will now share your knowledge. How do you get lulz on this website? For I have funny pictures.
They must be uploaded into the Hive.
We are the Borg.
-_-
I am the Red. You can’t assimilate me. The entire police force in my area cannot get me to assimilate. Or what was it they said again? Wear clothing in public? Something like that. But I was like “No way man,” because that’s how I was brought up. To defy the man.
God damn my hippy parents, they just couldn’t let me be a square! WHY?! WHAT?! WHO?! WHEN?! OKAY! THAT SOUNDS LOVELY I’LL BE RIGHT OVER!
Man, the guy above me is craaaazy.
o.O
Woooowww…
Assimulation aborted, I guess.
XD
Wow… he is crazy.
OK, maybe I’ll unshoot you. That would make it all better.
Being unshot would be great. Thanks.
Noooo!!
*Jumps infront of unshooting*
Does that mean the bullet doesn’t unhit me because it is too busy not hitting you?
YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW IT,I’M SHOOTING ALL OF YOU.VENGEANCE FOR ALPHALANCE!!
:O
Noes.
you guys seem tense, let me calm you down.
would ne 1 leik some mudkipz?
Exploderizer noooooooooooo!!!!!!
*uses unhitting stolen from red to not be dead*
ok go ahead
You guys have officially thrown fisicks out the window. Nd now me englich is gowin owt de windoh.
Lewks liek is tiem fer moar dakka!
*notsominigun tiem!*
Lol whut?
*DAKKA*
Dat’s whut.
Red, go back to being dead, you’re killing words.
Psh. You killed the laws of nature first. Besides, as long as know one observes me I am both alive and dead. And before you say “Fine, then I look at Red and make him dead,” not only is that not a guaranteed result, but you can’t observe me because the internet is in between us.
blarg mah smarts r bein deestroidd!
@daftpunny
So you’ve heard i liek mudkipz?