December 12th, 2007 7:58 AM
Our cruisers can’t repel lulz of that magnitude!
Posted in Aliens, BioWare, Mass Effect, Movies, Star Wars, Xbox 360
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 370 Comments |
(217 votes, average: 2.47 out of 5)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside | 370 Comments |
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maybe it’s cuz i don’t get it, but it sure don’t seem that funneh. oO;
It’d be funnier if it were Admiral Ackbar. I can only assume that’s what the joke was supposed to be.
What movie is this from?
OH, ok, i gotcha. fergot about akbar…..adequate joke.
I assume it was supposed to resemble Ackbar, so…yeah. I think it’s decent.
-IT’S A JOKE!
Off topic - I wish you could have salarians on your team.
On topic - Meh…
The joke:
It’s an Admiral Ackbar quote. Admiral Ackbar is an alien who looks kinda amphibious, and so does this guy from Mass Effect (the game).
reasonably funny, but only if you know Star Wars
’sal right
This was, unfortunately, horrible compared to most all of the other submissions. This guy has no emotions, not even the slight surprise Ackbar had. It just…
Doh! I thought this shot was from a movie! Man, the graphics they can make these days…
Admiral Ackbar’s Cousin?
I don´t get it… T.T
It’s a salarian from Mass Effect. They’re amphibians, like whatever race Admiral Ackbar was.
Mon Calamari, by the way.
I suspect it’s the work of some hacker, but currently the top of the Wiki article on Ackbar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ackbar) says the following:
“It’s a trap!”
Admiral Ackbar
You dont have to hack wiki, anyone can change it
i laughed so hard i pee’d a little
for the love of god update the site
probably has to slim of an audience to be really considered funny.
gotta give mass effect it’s props for beautiful graphics tho.
He prob hasn’t updated since its near christmas, and he had a baby.
# killercartoonsDecember 12th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
-IT’S A JOKE!
ohhhh…. its a joke….
ITS NOT FUNNY!
#Jeot21December 19th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
-ohhhh…. its a joke…. ITS NOT FUNNY!
ITS A…. yeah, it wasnt the best….
Many Bothans died to bring us this lawl….
@killercartoons:
so i was right all teh timez! (0)_(0)
and BTW i was BTW talking about the game capture…
@ Jeot21
i feel sry for this one, since the guy hasnt updated in a long while all everyone can do is rate and comment on this one time after time. and it was ok, but not the best, as we have already discussed
Halolz has died, I’m here to take it to the afterlife.
merry christmas people :D *is posting at 12:20am* >_>
merry x-mas.
the guy who runs this should really have more people helping.
Merry Christmas everyone who still comes here…since it hasn’t been updated in forever…
And I agree with MushroomBoy, he needs to get more people to help with this.
he should, there are more than enough people here who would love to help out and post stuff or whatever. he wouldnt even have to pay us either! like fan power or something….
anyways, merry christmas (orwhateveryoucelebrate) and happy new years!
Amen to fan power and Merry Christmas to all (and happy Holidays to the rest)!!
- IT’S A HOLIDAY!
merry cristmas to all, and to all a good lawl!
Our Star cruisers can’t take the Christmas of that magnitude!!
Seriously…he said that…
That looks nuthin like Admiral Snackbar-er, i mean Ackbar!!! …this guy’s way thinner….HOLY CRAP BOTHANS!!!!!!! *run away*
we gotta give him a break, i mean he did have a kid which means he sacrificed all harmont and sleep, and its christmas.
harmony***
Bosh!! At the very least, having a kid should be more lawls. Stick you collectors edition halo helmet on the little tike’s dome and snap a pic. Instant hilarity.
C’mon, This is getting ridiculous now.
Update! We know you have the stock!
¬.¬
^dude seriously, its been 16 freakin days. how long does it take to post a new picture? >
teh site -ITS DEAD!
Here today we lay to rest halolz.com.
It was a fun website, full of lawls, funny captions and halo hilarity. It will be remembered by all as a great website.
Halolz was doing great, but then the cancer known as childbirth struck and halolz was no more.
Let us bow our heads in prayer.
*Bows Head*
*Cries under black veil*
Hey, rikumelenium, you ever have a kid? It takes a major bite into your time. My parents told me all about it. My mom had to give up a nice job because of me, so back off!
R.I.P
HALOZ
2007-2007
APROX. 232 PICTURES & 2-3 VIDEOS
Nah, if it were dead, it wouldn’t even be here anymore.
DAMN YOU HANDYSIDE!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bows Head*
Farewell, dear Friend, you served us well.
Although I love Star Wars, and Episode VI was my favorite, that really isn’t all that funny.
And as someone who has had a kid and a small website, you can squeeze the 10 minutes required to make a minor update out of your day. He’s slackin’.
^was just about to say that hehe
and im 15, ryumaru
If you want him to update, give him moar images!
^^^^wow. so you have no idea what’s going on.
What a shame.. this was a good website.
Hopefully he’ll hoist his keister from things like “children” for a post or two..
Anyone here remember Staccato?
Because this seems really familiar. :D
I wish he would enlist some help, looking at the new pics on the site was the highlight of my lazy-I-don’t-wanna-leave-the-house-days!
Guys, I wouldn’t expect anything new until February. Relax! Have a break. As it’s been said, the guy has just had a kid, and I don’t think he’ll want his flourishing website being handled by just anyone he met over the web.
Can I still reap the soul of this site or not? I’m confused.
you can always post ur lolz on my site.
click on my name!
i didn’t want to lol at the place, but god save me i did.
someone just make a new blog place until this guy comes back. tho im certain it wouldn’t look as nice. : /
He shouldn’t have stuck his
8===D
in her
)(l)(
or should have at least used a condom. :(
was this site even conceived 9 months ago? maybe he should have used a condom before making this site.
Send pics spazwolf@hotmail.com and I’ll set them upatmy site for a while
How about a HAM SAMMICH?
HELLZ YEA.
Kay, I apologize rikumelenium. I guess I just don’t like it when someone tries to complain about things that they can’t really change. I’m stuck with that at home (3 younger siblings), so I’m sorry for taking it out on you.
I were to say something comical about this, but I think it not worth it. Hope this site come back soon…
Holidays + Child + New Years /= Time
Fanboyism is cool, but this happens.
Heheheh…69 posts. Oh crap, screwed it up.
well the one good thing is that this is the record setting picture for comments!
and yet we all still come to the site, hoping, praying for another image. We are sad people.
MOAR UPDATES!! >:/
or pie, your choice
I choose pie. WAIT!! No, I still stick with pie…
I like cake…
well darkdemon, i’m sorry to tell you that the cake is a lie
i declare this the official forums for halolz :D
and it’s alright ryumaru, everyone gets mad and accidently takes it out on someone. im sure you know how it feels to keep checking something, only to find out nothing really happened hehe
Darkdemon, you must know that the cake is a lie.
I hereby declair the “- IT’S A TRAP” pic the Halolz.com forum!
herray~! i miss the places updates so much.
I wonder if Handyside even looks at this place anymore….
dang, i was goign to tell him the cake was a lie…
owell,
yeah its surprising how many of us keep coming back checking for an update. youd hope he could take a part of the day and update at least one more pic to make us happy(er)
or at least tell us what’s up? oO;
…poor dead site.
I miss him already.
The child must’ve killed and eaten him.
no.. it can’t die… IT JUST CAN’T! D: *dramadramadrama*
i think he is doing this on purpose, just to see what barbaric claims we make and how much we threaten him before he gives in.
… im going to stop checking… i gave up all hope…goodbye halolz…ON TO THE LEET WORLD! >:D
Wow… still no update… screw this, im going to ride a space weenie, anyone wanna go take a ride? *Blasts off*
WEENIES!!!!
*takes out his RYNO II and shoots down the space weenie, then BulletproofMoon because he stole mah idear* >:(
i said it first >.>
(yes i am a ratchet and clank person :D )
I don’t care what you say, I still like cake.
Damn you, rikumelenium! You shot my space weenie!
Darkdemon, the cake is a lie.
I thoroughly enjoy the irony that so many people have gone ahead and commented under a picture that clearly states “It’s A Trap!”
…jon, is it? you totally win.
you need help, but god save me i ain’t gonna give it to’ya.
My… space… weenie… *looks down at space weenie* NOOO!!!!!!
The cake may be a lit, lolhax…
…but the Cube is forever!
Lie. I meant lie. Damnit. >_
Comment number 99!!
….and 100.
Soon we can buy the plushie ^_^
Let`s keep this going, then… :)
I’ll make “I posted in It’s A Trap” t shirts.
/cry
I’d buy it, and if anyone ever pointed it out knowingly, It would all be worth it…
I would buy that shirt, and laugh at the confused looks I would get when I where it :D
*buys 5 “I posted in It’s a Trap” t-shirts*
you can never have enough t-shirts
… look
I would totally buy those shirts.
Let’s rate this picture at 1.
I’ll buy one, but put the alien there and like a comment counter like box.
on the back we need everyones name that commented, and on the bottom, R. I. P. HALOLZ
Better yet…a montage video to sad sad music of all the pics posted and then a long streaming list of names of people who continued to post during the ‘end of days’.
Yeah, ill put a video on the t shirt >.>
Lolz! Sounds like a cool idea. Okay, we make it black, put the picture on the front, and then list everyone who posted under the picture on the back. Sounds good so far. Anyone got any more ideas?
Seriously, make an image of that shirt and post it in Woot.com’s shirt section. It might just get made right now.
@Ryumaru: Don’t forget the R.I.P Halolz on the shirt.
And put a link to the video someone suggested.
Lay off it, guys.
He just needs some help, that’s all.
I want to.
Seconded!
ok, oonga, as soon as you find out how to get in contact with him, go for it. xD
hey were not insulting him, merely getting him the publicity he needs to kick off this site for bigger and better things
I’ve arrived at two conclusions: the first is that this picture was in fact a trap, and here we are waiting like pups to our master. Truly we are in the palm of his hand.
Or we have control, and he whos name I dare not speak because I actually don’t really know it yet is living in fear of the next update as it is slowly going to be hyped up as the second coming of Halolz. Searching desperately for a picture that contains enough puppies, fireworks, and candy to sate our minds, starved from anticipation.
Regardless of the outcome, expect puppies. Candy perhaps; but only if your parents love you enough.
kitties > puppies lolz
Well…since it’s late in my time zone, I have decided to make a halolz memorial video. What song should I use for it? I want to use a sad song, any suggestions?
*Shrugs* i’unno. make it neato tho. =o~! i believe in you.
sorry guys, i died :P
merry nothing
greetings from Jeot21
lol i suggest you should use the Halo 3 Main Menu music :P
and you should make a slideshow of all the pictures posted here =D
Thx Kevin J., I almost forgot that!
Let’s see… a good song to use could be… Ooh! I know! “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”!
*NOT* Boulevard ¬.¬
Gimme gimme T-shirty goodness!
How about “Saving us” by Serj Tankian! (lead singer of system of a down) Awesome song!
No, you have to use Linkin Park! Not even a whole song, just loop “Crawling in my skin! These wounds, they will not heal!” over and over.
I’ll continue checking for the same reason I started: I have nothing better to do with my time. Besides, Halolz isn’t dead… It’s just….. Just sleeping, is all! Yeah! This hope is in no way false! It’ll be up any day now, with some funny misspelling of, like, Ninja Gaiden II! Yeah! That’s right! The cake was never a lie to begin with! I’m not crying, I just yawned! Go away! I hate you! Ung!
@Kevin J.
I’d recommend “To Zanarkand” from the Final Fantasy X soundtrack. It’s the song in the opening sequence, in case you’ve played the game.
@Everyone
HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! HEY!
i say ‘linkin park - my december’ hehe *LP guy*
and actually, i say its a bit more active, community wise.
this pic has actually become something like a forum, just without the fancy look lol
its quite fun posting here :3
Damn you HALOLZ!
You’re like the lover who never called back after that great one night stand….
How about good ol’ Monty Python’s “Always Look on the Bright Side of LOLZ… I mean… Life”?
Hmmmm….I think I might go with Scruffy’s idea…that song does seem to fit with the idea I have in mind for the video.
AND SO IT BEGINS. we’re counting on you, kevin~! =3
maybe freebird? i mean until you get to the solo then you have to speed things up. or patience!!! by guns n roses! perfect song!
@Scruffy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Not Navi! Anything but Navi!!!!
We’ve got to buy Han more time!!
Why do I keep coming back here??
I blame you all for comment entertainment and LULZ
well, I’m almost done with the video. I’ve been having problems doing it because I’m using a different program than I usually do. I used to use Windows Movie Maker…but since I have a Macbook now, I’m using iMovie. It’s a lot more complicated than Movie Maker…/sigh….
It’s a trap image word association game!! Ready…GO!!
The song for the video should be death metal. Straight up death metal. However many songs it takes to have the whole video death metal’d.
Crap, I put the video up, but they took it down :(
I guess 19 min. was a bit too long.
OBJECTION!
How can 19 mins be too long for a HALOLZ video?
duh because people can be CRAZY o.e
So after many a weeks I decided to succumb to the comments, truly it is a trap. I wonder if it was his plan all along. As for the shirts, awhile ago you asked for additions besides the RIP and video… I suggest a sammich, wrapped in each shirt. Yum, sammichs.
Ha ha ha! Sammiches certainly would sell shirts, but how about keeping them fresh?
What? The sammiches or the shirts?
Are you talking about me? After all I am a ham sammich.
maybe halolz is in hibernation? you know, stocking up fats for the winter and riding out the cold by doing nothing? im sure he has a huge supply of pics by now.
?_?
and for crying out loud, either someone make the tshirts or someone make a vid!
Well as far as keeping the sammiches fresh, just build a cooler in the shirt as well… in fact maybe just duct tape the shirt to a fridge. A fridge full of sammiches.
The music for the video should be One by Metallica.
I made a video, but it got taken off of youtube because it was 19 mins and it says videos can only be up to ten mins long, which is odd because I’ve seen things that are much longer…
Probably those videos were there before that dumb rule…but I do remember a guy making a video tutorial on how to beat that rule
So how is everyone while we wait?
I have the video up on myspace…but I had to make the file smaller so the quality went down a lot imo. To watch it go to http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=25842659
nice songs you put in it :3
i saw my name!!! you are my hero kevin j. “to be continued….?” would have been a nice ending
Kevin J, you are the best person ever.
That last ending song. Epic win.
Double post, I think this is surely the most commented picture.