
When Master Chief pantomimes an invisible box, he pantomimes a goddamn invisible box!
By my buddy Brian Wilson
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Categories: Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Shields Up, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (6 Comments) |
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So really when it comes down to it… ANYTHING besides plumbing would have made things easier!
By Caldy and GamerPaper
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Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Artistic, Massive Damage, Ninjas, Nintendo, Overkill, Sequential Art, Serious Business, Sneak Attack, Super Mario Bros · Leave a comment (8 Comments) |
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Another Halolz submission turned shirt design.. this one by my pal Trunks of Trunks & Soto was so clever I couldn’t resist doing it!
You have to give Domo-Kun credit, when he picks a class in Team Fortress 2 he sticks with it!
Don’t forget pre-orders end tomorrow, and if you use the coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out you’ll get an extra 5% off your order!
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Categories: Explosives, Foreign Object, Merchandise, News, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Weird · Leave a comment (No Comments) |
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Who needs a Razorback? After years of getting backstabbed Nuke99 has built up an amazing tolerance!
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Categories: Backstab, Failure, PC, Playstation, Stabbey Stabbey, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (No Comments) |
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Out of all of Nick’s audio quotes, “TITS!” is my personal favorite. It’s just the perfect thing to yell when you’re getting swarmed by zombies!
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Categories: Left 4 Dead, PC, Political, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (1 Comment) |
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You may recognize this new shirt from one of our past submissions!

Here’s our extended description (which we borrowed from TCC)!
“I’M ON A BOAT”
Aww shit
Get your tunics ready it’s about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin’ this, let’s go!
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin’ on a boat (sailin’ on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ boat (boat, yeah)
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the Great sea
Bustin’ five knots, Wind Waker in my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat!
Take a pictograph (trick), I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking chuchu jelly champ, ’cause it’s so thick (thick)
I got my Goron tunic, and my Staff of Pacci
I’m flippin’ boulders, you at Dragon Roost flippin’ copies!
I’m glidin’ on a deku leaf, doin’ flips and shit
droppin’ deku nuts, gettin e’rybody all ‘effed
But this ain’t Hyrule, it’s the Great Sea bitch
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget!
I’m on a boat and, it’s goin’ fast and
I got a nautical theme song, tunic, and green hat
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Tetra
If you’re on the shore, then your a pig thing, you betcha!
(Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!)
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I jump buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck all alone, motherfucker (yeah)
except the boat ’cause it’s alive, motherfucker!
Hey Gramms, if you could see me now (see me now)
treasure chests wide open on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
With the Triforce, anything is possible!
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
hey Gannon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
With the King a’ Red Lions’ comin’ my way
Believe me when I say,
I fucked a zora!I’ve been told you can get a 5% discount on this shirt by using coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out! Go go go!
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Categories: Chillaxin', GameCube, Merchandise, Musical, News, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (1 Comment) |
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Or… on the other hand… you’re doing it ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
By Missinko009
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Categories: Boobies, F-Zero, Health & Fitness, Metroid, Motivational, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment (4 Comments) |
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I guess with the sequel out, Louis wanted to pass on his legacy to the next generation of survivors!
Screenshot courtesy of Taylor
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Categories: Best Friends 4-Eva, Chillaxin', Drugs & Alcohol, Left 4 Dead, PC, Power-Ups, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (3 Comments) |
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