[VIDEO] Mass Effect Falcon Punch
August 1, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Bad Ideas, BioWare, FALCON PAAAANCH, Mass Effect, PC, Video Clip, Xbox 360
Chase proves, with video evidence, that adding Falcon Punch to any game makes it ten times more awesome!
Falcon PAUNCH!
August 1, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fashion Faux Pas, Health & Fitness, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros
What? Did someone say Falcon Friday?
Also jeez, Falcon needs to lay off the Mallomars…
Submitted by Matthew Arnold
SO ROUND, SO FIRM, SO FULLY PACKED!
July 31, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Bootylicious, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Xbox 360
*SQUEEZE*
Wow Red, have you been working your glutes recently?
[NEWS] ConnectiCon 2008
July 31, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Conventions, Merchandise, News, Nintendo, StarFox
Hey look! I’m announcing a convention I’ll be at mere minutes before I leave for it! What a surprise! That’s me, “No Notice” Handyside!
Anyway… I will be in Hartford, CT for ConnectiCon this weekend, representin’ the Halolz. In fact, Mike “Never Posts Because His Computer Exploded?” Moore will be there too! A rare opportunity to meet a rare poster! :P
The most exciting thing I should mention though, is I had some rad new Halolz stuff printed up for this convention (and Otakon the weekend following). I’ll leave some of it as a surprise for now… but one of them I HAVE to share… a new vinyl sticker!
God, so awesome. I think once these are available online I’m going to do a contest where you stick this somewhere funny and send in a photo and the best one gets a prize or something.
Personally I’m thinking of slapping one of these on my neighbors car when he parks in my parking space. D:
But annnnnyway… if you’re going to be around Hartford this weekend stop by and say hi!
it’s not paranoia if someone is really out to get you
July 31, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Backstab, PC, Paranoia, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Team Fortress 2, Tips & Tricks, Valve Software, Xbox 360
Look out! Those are not jazz hands!
[VIDEO] Bowser’s Minions
July 30, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under NES, Nintendo, SNES, Super Mario Bros, Too Much Free Time, Video Clip
It’s true… Bowser really is a dick! Especially when you work for him!
Can’t let you raid that, Warlocks.
July 30, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Blizzard, Massive Damage, Nintendo, PC, StarFox, World of Warcraft
J.K.’s guild should know better… you can’t take on Wolf without at least a forty man raid! It’s worth it though, I hear he drops some epic loot…
Shigeru Miyamoto’s DONKEY KONG
July 30, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Cover Art, Donkey Kong, Growth Spurt, Movies, Nintendo, The Great Outdoors, Too Much Free Time
Now playing at a theater near you! Sorry it took me so long to post this FrEEz!
FREE SPY CHECK!
July 29, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Bad Ideas, Internets, PC, Paranoia, Playstation, Serious Business, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360
With the economy in the toilet we needed some extra revenue on Halolz.com, so I signed up for a few pop-up ads!
my heart will go onnnnn
July 29, 2008 by Michael Moore
Filed under Movies, Nintendo, Pirates, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, True Love, Under the Sea, Wii
I’m sorry Rory, but your Princess is in another Titanic reference.
I’M IN UR SOULCALIBUR FOURS
July 28, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Konami, Metal Gear, Namco, Playstation, SoulCalibur IV, Too Much Free Time, Xbox 360
That character customization thing is pretty sharp! If only we lived in a world where Snake could legitimately be in Smash Bros. AND SoulCalibur!
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