[VIDEO] Mass Effect Falcon Punch

Chase proves, with video evidence, that adding Falcon Punch to any game makes it ten times more awesome!

Falcon PAUNCH!

Falcon PAUNCH!

What? Did someone say Falcon Friday?
Also jeez, Falcon needs to lay off the Mallomars…
Submitted by Matthew Arnold

SO ROUND, SO FIRM, SO FULLY PACKED!

July 31, 2008 by Shawn Handyside  
Filed under Bootylicious, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Xbox 360

SO ROUND, SO FIRM, SO FULLY PACKED!

*SQUEEZE*
Wow Red, have you been working your glutes recently?

[NEWS] ConnectiCon 2008

ConnectiConHey look! I’m announcing a convention I’ll be at mere minutes before I leave for it! What a surprise! That’s me, “No Notice” Handyside!

Anyway… I will be in Hartford, CT for ConnectiCon this weekend, representin’ the Halolz. In fact, Mike “Never Posts Because His Computer Exploded?” Moore will be there too! A rare opportunity to meet a rare poster! :P

The most exciting thing I should mention though, is I had some rad new Halolz stuff printed up for this convention (and Otakon the weekend following). I’ll leave some of it as a surprise for now… but one of them I HAVE to share… a new vinyl sticker!

Wolf - “Can’t Let You Do That!” Vinyl Sticker

God, so awesome. I think once these are available online I’m going to do a contest where you stick this somewhere funny and send in a photo and the best one gets a prize or something.

Personally I’m thinking of slapping one of these on my neighbors car when he parks in my parking space. D:

But annnnnyway… if you’re going to be around Hartford this weekend stop by and say hi!

it’s not paranoia if someone is really out to get you

it’s not paranoia if someone is really out to get you.

Look out! Those are not jazz hands!

[VIDEO] Bowser’s Minions

It’s true… Bowser really is a dick! Especially when you work for him!

Can’t let you raid that, Warlocks.

Can’t let you raid that, Warlocks.

J.K.’s guild should know better… you can’t take on Wolf without at least a forty man raid! It’s worth it though, I hear he drops some epic loot…

Shigeru Miyamoto’s DONKEY KONG

Shigeru Miyamoto’s DONKEY KONG

Now playing at a theater near you! Sorry it took me so long to post this FrEEz!

FREE SPY CHECK!

FREE SPY CHECK!

With the economy in the toilet we needed some extra revenue on Halolz.com, so I signed up for a few pop-up ads!

my heart will go onnnnn

I’m sorry Rory, but your Princess is in another Titanic reference.

I’M IN UR SOULCALIBUR FOURS

I’M IN UR SOULCALIBUR FOURS

That character customization thing is pretty sharp! If only we lived in a world where Snake could legitimately be in Smash Bros. AND SoulCalibur!

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