Finally… it’s the way StarCraft was always meant to be played!
Actually this was one of Blizzard’s April Fools Day jokes… God, could you imagine playing an RTS game with Kinect? I think people’s wrists would snap clean off!
Submitted by smashpro1

[VIDEO] StarCraft Returns to Consoles

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 4, 2011 · 10:36 AM

(111 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)

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Leo E. 114p · 739 weeks ago

A South Korean, losing at Starcraft?

I call shenanigans.

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tmotom -85p · 739 weeks ago

Spy was sappin' his bandwidth...

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tmotom -85p · 739 weeks ago

p... p... plus 1's?

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GazzyW007 94p · 739 weeks ago

How does it feel... to be appriciated?

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Zyquux 103p · 739 weeks ago

GRAMMAR HAMMER!

*appreciated

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deleted722514 108p · 739 weeks ago

And they guys who won weren't even asians!

inb4stereotypesarebadandIshouldfeelbad, I know. D:

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Zabrio 86p · 739 weeks ago

"They guy who won" "inb4stereotypesarebadandIshouldfeelbad"
Pray that Grammar Bezerker does not see what you have done

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deleted722514 108p · 739 weeks ago

*palmface*

Last affected submission me.

...bag fuck.

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Jade Catima 91p · 739 weeks ago

All stereotypes have at least one grain of truth in them...

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deleted722514 108p · 739 weeks ago

But usually this grain of truth is just too small compared to the whole case.

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HughbertEsq 98p · 739 weeks ago

Be advised Jade multiple lefties are converging on your position
exfil out of the area immediately

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Zyquux 103p · 739 weeks ago

As an Asian I would know. For example, the racist UCLA girl. The grain of truth is that Asians tend to be loud. Everywhere. Why do you think I tend to shout so much on the Internet.

On an unrelated note, I'm glad I'm infamous enough to make it onto your description, Jade!
Irony: When people can spell my strange Internet name correctly, but not my normal real life name. Even on Facebook. >_>

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Deep Thought 105p · 739 weeks ago

Stereotypes exist for a reason... the whole thing about Scots relying on liquor like you would water... completely true. Especially when two or more "hard men" are gathered in the same place

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Spencer 119p · 739 weeks ago

I think that was the joke of this entire April Fools video.

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deleted8824092 102p · 739 weeks ago

I have an explanation... While he uses actual skill to win, the Kinect is made for casuals like the two other guys and doesn't recognize his subtle movements, while it does notice their random movements and thinks they're legitimate.

Speaking from experience this is a fairly accurate assessment of how the Kinect works.

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Timey16 91p · 739 weeks ago

He lost for 2 reasons:

1. It was 2 VS 1
2. They can click fast, but never use they arms. After 10 years of Starcraft it can be called a wonder that he even was able to stand THE ENTIRE GAME long.

3. I say HAX!

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Trainer_Black 92p · 739 weeks ago

"Flail your arms to zurg rush in a random direction."

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Pioneer1 71p · 739 weeks ago

1)on Halolz, no new posts, check e-peen
2)back to Halolz, new Starcraft post
3)?????
4) PROFIT!

wow... that looks so much worse than in my head...

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 739 weeks ago

+1 for Rag Rappy avatar.

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Leo E. 114p · 739 weeks ago

Ugh, Rag Rappies... no matter how hard you hit them, you can't kill them. They just run away.

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Pioneer1 71p · 739 weeks ago

first, thank you for the compliment.
second, the Rag Rappy is INVINCIBLE.

for me, PSO has always been more addictive than Miecraft mixed with Angry Birds and tvtropes.com (no link, to spare your day/week)

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GazzyW007 94p · 739 weeks ago

MyCraft? Is that the family friendly version where all the mobs come out to give you a hug?

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Leo E. 114p · 739 weeks ago

The creepers will only explode with your permission.

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Pioneer1 71p · 739 weeks ago

Yay, keyboard fail!!

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tmotom -85p · 739 weeks ago

Aww man! Blizzard's a bigger troll than me! I love Starcraft...

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Rain 91p · 739 weeks ago

Am I the only one to think that it would be awesome to play this way?

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Zyquux 103p · 739 weeks ago

Not at all. I fully expected an RTS on the Wii when it came out and I expect to see one with Kinect support once the whole "I can use my whole body as a controller!" phase is over.

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RickO_ 94p · 739 weeks ago

What ninjas play in their spare time.

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BoxeyBrown 86p · 739 weeks ago

Can't be any worse than trying to play SC1 on the N64 was...

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TCC 105p · 739 weeks ago

.... I'm sorry, but all I can think is how badass that korean dude looked while playing.... until he lost... then he was a LOSER! >:U

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deleted722514 108p · 739 weeks ago

Can't let you fix that >!

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TCC 105p · 739 weeks ago

it was.... it was totally intentional.... yeah...

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deleted722514 108p · 739 weeks ago

I forgot to add this link in my comment, so I guess you trolled back...

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TCC 105p · 739 weeks ago

..... is it wrong that it reminds me of homestuck? ._.

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Citrovc4 58p · 739 weeks ago

Can you imagine the rage over "Its chainged so now it sucks" rage there would be if this were real...

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Sid_Diddly 90p · 739 weeks ago

This is how North Korea will invade South Korea. Everyone will be too worn out from playing Starcraft via motion control to actually fight back! D: Ingenious!

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Spencer 119p · 739 weeks ago

Too bad their military only gets intense training twice a year...

...and probably doesn't even know what SC is for that matter.

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deleted5232201 99p · 739 weeks ago

The guy with the headband on reminds me of Richard Simmons a bit...

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Acias 60p · 739 weeks ago

Can i get one for my wii, please?

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Metaknight7 57p · 739 weeks ago

am i the only who thinks its ridiculous that they fused together?

also i wonder if that was supposed to be a dark archon cause i've never seen an archon do that

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Fawful 72p · 739 weeks ago

If I am correct, that is a Dark Protoss Archon. Dark Protoss show up in one of the missions in SC2. Also, fusing between players in an interesting concept.

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Leo E. on April 4th, 2011 10:47 am

A South Korean, losing at Starcraft?

I call shenanigans.
Rain on April 4th, 2011 10:49 am

Am I the only one to think that it would be awesome to play this way?
TCC on April 4th, 2011 11:16 am

…. I'm sorry, but all I can think is how badass that korean dude looked while playing…. until he lost… then he was a LOSER! >:U
Acias on April 4th, 2011 11:24 am

Can i get one for my wii, please?
Trainer_Black on April 4th, 2011 11:27 am

"Flail your arms to zurg rush in a random direction."
Pioneer1 on April 4th, 2011 3:16 pm

1)on Halolz, no new posts, check e-peen
2)back to Halolz, new Starcraft post
3)?????
4) PROFIT!

wow… that looks so much worse than in my head…
Redzeroine on April 4th, 2011 3:18 pm

The guy with the headband on reminds me of Richard Simmons a bit…
Sid_Diddly on April 4th, 2011 3:56 pm

This is how North Korea will invade South Korea. Everyone will be too worn out from playing Starcraft via motion control to actually fight back! D: Ingenious!
Metaknight7 on April 4th, 2011 4:49 pm

am i the only who thinks its ridiculous that they fused together?

also i wonder if that was supposed to be a dark archon cause i've never seen an archon do that
Pioneer1 on April 4th, 2011 4:53 pm

first, thank you for the compliment.
second, the Rag Rappy is INVINCIBLE.

for me, PSO has always been more addictive than Miecraft mixed with Angry Birds and tvtropes.com (no link, to spare your day/week)
Citrovc4 on April 5th, 2011 3:47 am

Can you imagine the rage over "Its chainged so now it sucks" rage there would be if this were real…