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ZELDA’S GENDER CONFUSION …IT JUST GOT MORE CONFUSING

Is that a hookshot in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Oh… it is a… hookshot. AWKWARD!
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ZELDA’S GENDER CONFUSION

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2009 · 7:40 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(225 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

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Cock Joke, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Wii

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Ataeru 91p · 808 weeks ago

YLink: testing sheik's gender in 3...2...1...
Sheik: wha...
*shot*
*grazes (barely touching while going by)*
Sheik: Eeeep!
*covers up*
YLink: your a guy?
Sheik: NO YOU IDIOT! THATS NOT HOW YOU TEST!
YLink: but your covering up in pain...
Sheik: ITS NOT PAIN... You'll understand when your older. now go!
*walks off*

-few hours later-

YLink: hey Older self, what gender is Shiek?
Link: Trust me... Shiek is female...
*wobbly with a smirk on his face*

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DClaw 83p · 809 weeks ago

Holy shit Batman, it's a Monster!

That's what she said!

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37 replies · active 808 weeks ago

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Daifuku 113p · 809 weeks ago

S: Hey Link...
L: ...?
S: PINGAS!!!!

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32 replies · active 806 weeks ago

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Vabolo 118p · 808 weeks ago

Lets hope he isn't a sadistic prick with that metallic phallic stick.

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 808 weeks ago

True inadequacy is learning that the chick you've tried to rescue many times has a a bigger dick than you.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 808 weeks ago

"and the gay robots will take over the world"
OH DAMN IT'S HAPPENING!
AGAIN!

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1 reply · active 808 weeks ago

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Arch_Evil_Angel 95p · 808 weeks ago

The rainbow in the background makes it even better.

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1 reply · active 808 weeks ago

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Badonk 105p · 809 weeks ago

GO GO GADGET PINGAS!!!

Wowzers!

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6 replies · active 808 weeks ago

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 808 weeks ago

Halolz has now sank to posting pictures of Japanese sex fetish robots? You disgust me Shawn.

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 809 weeks ago

yeah its a hookshot... but im still happy to see you ;-D

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Leo E. 114p · 809 weeks ago

inb4 "It's a trap"

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6 replies · active 808 weeks ago

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JboneDRS 70p · 808 weeks ago

Hook shot penis? Horrible, mutilating form of castration? Or is it the best idea ever conceived?!?

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Taiho 86p · 808 weeks ago

We can rebuild him...her...it?

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3 replies · active 808 weeks ago

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 808 weeks ago

All while Link performs a prostate exam.

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1 reply · active 808 weeks ago

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BlueChameleon 92p · 808 weeks ago

Go-go-gadget erection!

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Minilandstan 43p · 808 weeks ago

No wonder I felt a disturbence

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deleted2661867 79p · 808 weeks ago

WAIT A MINUTE... then what does this prove?! http://www.halolz.com/2009/11/27/link-enjoys-work...

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7 replies · active 808 weeks ago

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Tenck 72p · 808 weeks ago

This just reminds me of the GIGANTIC TAGER moment in blazblue...I guess Shiek opted for that kind of..."enhancement"

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PhilHarrisMMA 38p · 809 weeks ago

Trannies? In my Brawlz?

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5 replies · active 808 weeks ago

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FoxyMayo 89p · 809 weeks ago

Somebody's been hittin' the male enhancement products...

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Smirky 104p · 809 weeks ago

The Urban Legend of Zelda.

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Angry_Sonic 54p · 809 weeks ago

I pray that no misguided creature will end up on the chain, the sharp point - more or less EVERYTHING!

Ever had an abortion? No? Your first!

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7 replies · active 808 weeks ago

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deleted7236352 51p · 809 weeks ago

Just wait 'til link finds out...

P.S.
Having halolz as a homepage is tough, especialy when THIS comes up when I start IE.

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8 replies · active 808 weeks ago

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TCC 105p · 808 weeks ago

You people need to get you're minds out of the gutter... it's CLEARLY a strap on... -,-

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6 replies · active 808 weeks ago

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clfreak 60p · 808 weeks ago

Hook... line... and... *shot*

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Simply DA 100p · 808 weeks ago

So THAT'S how robots reproduce!
But.. Sheik's not...
AWKWARD EVEN MORE!!

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Fmarulz 79p · 808 weeks ago

AH..... I didn`t notice first but toon link is behind her...
little bastard ain`t know that it is a trap made for link and ganondorf >:D

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deleted2661867 79p · 808 weeks ago

Wouldn't she want it facing the other way?! >__<

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MorningMoon 97p · 809 weeks ago

Well, guess next time my body is crushed and i must become half machine i will give in a better thought if i really want a cyborg penis...

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tveye 100p · 809 weeks ago

Mmm-hmm, that's what you get after countless venereal diseases.

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Fission 75p · 809 weeks ago

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEEN...

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21 replies · active 808 weeks ago

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CapnJakeBob 85p · 809 weeks ago

If that IS Sheik's "weapon", it seems odd. All bent the wrong way and whatnot.

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1 reply · active 808 weeks ago

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Paul · 809 weeks ago

That rainbow just doesn't help Zelda's cause...

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soulfox98 26p · 808 weeks ago

That is creepy... especially what position Link is in? nevermind...

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Colonel_Obvious -93p · 809 weeks ago

Pheer teh phallic. P|-|33R IT!!!
~*~
FIRST!!!!

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