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CAN’T LET YOU DO TH-FALCON!

Thanks to Hiroko, Wolf Wednesday is about to be falcon punched into next week!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 11, 2009 · 12:53 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (197 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, Can't Let You Do That, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Special Attacks, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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And that's how Wolf let Captain Falcon do that.
The End.
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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago
Don't worry wolf will stop the punch from stopping him from stopping things.
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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago
So what happens when an Unstoppable Punch meets an Immovable Denial?
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
If the Not doing that collides with the Pawnch,then there will be one result

Wolf will be Vaporized and Falcon will be ina comalike state,and his energy forms in the south pole as a Wolf with wings,thus melting the polar ice caps,and flooding most of Southamerica and Northamerica.

the resulting heat would penetrate the Ozone layer,and its pure energy would make the universe collide inwards. as The monsterous Black hole would Form,a voice would be Heard...

"CAN'R LET YOU DO THAT,UNIVERSE"

and time resets itself as all is devoured and a bigband happens.

THEEEE END :D
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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago
I will finish C. Falcon's sentence
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And the other side of the planet just imploded
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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago
I believe this is how Wolf was cast out of Mute City when he tried to usurp Captain Falcon's power. How quickly it all ended.
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17 replies · active 812 weeks ago
Round two: Wolf vs. Capt. Lou Albano
"Can't let you- DO THE MARIO!!"
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
Hmm this is the first opportunity to ask this in context.

Which side are you on Mr. Handyside?
The righteous Church of Falcon
or the dastardly Cult of Wolf?

The line must be drawn!
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5 replies · active 812 weeks ago
Wolf will dodge it and hit falcon from behind amirite?
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3 replies · active 812 weeks ago
You know, if wolf has good timing, he can get a claw in on Falcon and stop him from punching. In the context of smash bros, anyway.
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there will be a large explosion from the polar opposite but equal powers

Flames will run through the streets never being stopped

Nothing Is Safe From The Chaos

Birds Fired in Mid Air, Sharks Get Their First And Last Taste Of Fear, The Only Thing Left Of Humans Are Radioactive Dust!

OCEANS VAPORIZED, LANDS DISINTEGRATED, OUR ATMOSPHERE NO LONGER EXISTS!!!

OUR WORLD IS NO LONGER ONE OF THE FEW PLANETS THAT CAN SUPPORT LIFE!!!

yet Wolf and Captain falcon will still be at zero ground, unscathed by the destruction they caused...
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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago
I actually saw a scene in a Brawl machinima that had this exact situation.
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For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction... so for every falcon punch there is a wolf not letting someone do something... they just happened to collide at this point thus creating 2012
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1 reply · active 811 weeks ago
AND THEN WOLF USED COUNTER ATTACK, AND FALCON WAS GONE FOREVER.

BAD END.
*plays L4D's skin on our teeth theme*
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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago
And that's how it happened.
The God and the Devil clashed in one full force as spectators witnessed what would decide the outcome of the battle, the one true winner in the war between good and evil. As the Wolf and the Falcon readied to unleash a force that would shake the Earth, the people watched in amazement and anticipation. They all chattered about, discussing the moment at hand. They're eyes opened wide as they laid their eyes upon the begging of what could be the end.
There was nothing. White light flashed beyond lightyears, letting every single creature be blinded by the force of the clash. There were no sounds, only nothing. What all started with the falcon punch, and the prevention, ended with nothing. But then, vision reapeared. The audience blinked in confusion, looking around for the remains of what had just happened. They saw no one at where the collision took place. They saw a figure, still undefinable for the smoke was still thick. But then....they saw the victor of the battle. They gazed in amazement at the one figure that stood tall. This being, that was able to destroy it's opposite, was-
TO BE CONTINUED
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1 reply · active 812 weeks ago
wow Wolf vs Falcon is war has started which will win? and who will you join?
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4 replies · active 811 weeks ago
the circle of power around his fist reminds me of the halos they put on saints heads in paintings... further making the church of falcon more awesome

also... wolf has to start using his gun to back up what he is saying... instead he just stands there angrily yet triumphantly
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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago
....and then Captain Falcon said to his disciples

"And let yourself show ya moves!" the world was at peace...for now
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Aw man delayed again? Hahaha this is the epic battle between good and evil according to the Church Of Falcon
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Shawn sure does love the church of falcon vs brotherhood of wolf ones.
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its nice tah know ya. U can paaaauuuuunch him now(sob)C. Falcon
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Sweet Justice!!
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*Plays 'Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny*
Moves were shown by all
And then told they could not do that
Only to be punch'd by our lord Falcon
Which resulted in much clawing

The battle Continues...!
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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago
Random Questions to all present Wolfists; which of these factions do you feel would be closer to Wolf/More likely to worship him:

Hedonistic Pirate Space Elf Slavers
http://aprillee.tripod.com/ccgwh40k/alikhari450c....
http://www.guysthatgame.co.uk/gtgshop/product_ima...
or
Daemon worshiping, (half) insane, genetically enhanced super soilders
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/118/3/3/Ch...
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Chaos%20marine...
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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago
Anyone within a five mile radius of this event exploded out of awesomeness.
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