Thanks to Hiroko, Wolf Wednesday is about to be falcon punched into next week!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 11, 2009 · 12:53 PM
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Wow, is Wolf getting it. First, Falcon gives him the hand, THEN the fist.
Shawn sure does love the church of falcon vs brotherhood of wolf ones.
Aw man delayed again? Hahaha this is the epic battle between good and evil according to the Church Of Falcon
Don't worry wolf will stop the punch from stopping him from stopping things.
….and then god said to his disciples
"And let yourself show ya moves!" the world was at peace…for now
I actually saw a scene in a Brawl machinima that had this exact situation.
And that's how Wolf let Captain Falcon do that.
The End.
there will be a large explosion from the polar opposite but equal powers
Flames will run through the streets never being stopped
Nothing Is Safe From The Chaos
Birds Fired in Mid Air, Sharks Get Their First And Last Taste Of Fear, The Only Thing Left Of Humans Are Radioactive Dust!
OCEANS VAPORIZED, LANDS DISINTEGRATED, OUR ATMOSPHERE NO LONGER EXISTS!!!
yet Wolf and Captain falcon will still be at zero ground, unscathed by the destruction they caused…
unless he is stopped from doing that
I am of the opinion that Falcon will not be stopped from showing his moves. Speaking of which, I don't think I ever got around to joining my lord's church. I wish to show him my moves!
then you are in sir, cookies are in back, and Falcon punch will be served *drink form*
Nonsense, The Falcon would never cause such destruction. Wolf would, but he's about to be punched back to venom
Hmm this is the first opportunity to ask this in context.
Which side are you on Mr. Handyside?
The righteous Church of Falcon
or the dastardly Cult of Wolf?
The line must be drawn!
Round two: Wolf vs. Capt. Lou Albano
"Can't let you- DO THE MARIO!!"
And make it a squiggly line!
Or a circle! Circles are cool.
the circle of power around his fist reminds me of the halos they put on saints… further making the church of falcon more awesome
also… wolf has to start using his gun to back up what he is saying… instead he just stands there angrily yet triumphantly
Congratulations, Tenck, for taking the first step on the path of righteousness. And towards the cookies and punch.
I believe this is how Wolf was cast out of Mute City when he tried to usurp Captain Falcon's power. How quickly it all ended.
In red!
Round three: Wolf vs. Duke Nukem
"Can't let you- BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"
Red squiggly circles?
But what if he stopped him from stopping him from stopping him from …
*clutches head* DAMNIT, NOW I HAVE A HEADACHE!
But Wolf can stop him from showing his moves.
And to postpone this punch until today, Falcon made Kanye interrupt. That made Wolf have to assert his dominance in the interruption pack (as we know all wolf need to do) before he could face the Cpt.
Oh sorry, comment fail there >_<
everyone just think that I said
Or a circle! Circles are cool.
before Chameleon and after Gameboy.
wow Wolf vs Falcon is war as started which will win? and who will you join?
He's probably neutral. More of a moderator god figure.
Actually he's charging. Looks like he's going to resort to the claw.
Two grave errors:
1. That's final destination
2. Wolf lives on Corneria
Count the negatives. An odd number means that wolf prevented what he originally tried to prevent.
I have been shown the light and the delicious snacks!
In the name of the true brawler, I wish to be admitted into the Church of Falcon. May Falcon protect me from the Wolfites on my crusade to deliver +1s to all the commenters and at least try to help me resist the cantletyoudothat's of the wolfites.
Which is why Halolz still exists and why we are allowed to comment on these lulz….
And let us thank the almighty Falcon, our creator, and the bounties he provided. Let us thank him for the cookies and the punch that we feast on… and the constant flow of lulz into this great website.
This entire comment chain is worth being a page in the Falcon bible. Hyes!
I don't think Shawn replies to the comments anymore.
Round four: Wolf vs. Peppy
"Can't let you- DO A BARREL ROLL!"
He does once in a while.
It hasn't started yet, but I've started to plot it for a few days now.
well hurry up the waiting sucks
well hurry up the waiting sucks
well hurry up the waiting sucks
Eh, it's okay. I just can't let you eat that.
And my plan requires a larger scale of certain Wolfite's avatars and an image of the star wars ep IV poster.
that sounds awesome wait no not awesome not awesome damn my love of star wars
What if the number is neither odd nor even?
To prevent damage to his beloved city, Falcon took Wolf into an alternate dimension to do battle.
… And that's how Wolf came to live on Corneria.
And the other side of the planet just imploded
Give in to the dark side.
You know, if wolf has good timing, he can get a claw in on Falcon and stop him from punching. In the context of smash bros, anyway.
Fool, you speak with extremism. you believe the fabricated statements will you imply.
don't you remember this? destroying a chunk of the galaxy?
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NEVER CAUSE SUCH DESTRUCTION? you are only lieing to your self.
wolf only disables, not destroy the galaxy like your falcon.
Its called that because to nonbelievers, its pretty much liquid fire. For believers, its liquid win.
OR BOTH
add or subtract till it turns into a odd or even number, then follow roflcopter's instructions.
we have cookies!
Round five: Wolf vs. Pyro
"Can't let you- HUDDA HUDDAH MMFF!"
Don't divide by 0!
Wolf will dodge it and hit falcon from behind amirite?
Depends how good they are.
Meh…Im neutral untill somebody "makes a move"
Captain Falcon: Talk to the palm…FIST!
If the Not doing that collides with the Pawnch,then there will be one result
Wolf will be Vaporized and Falcon will be ina comalike state,and his energy forms in the south pole as a Wolf with wings,thus melting the polar ice caps,and flooding most of Southamerica and Northamerica.
the resulting heat would penetrate the Ozone layer,and its pure energy would make the universe collide inwards. as The monsterous Black hole would Form,a voice would be Heard…
"CAN'R LET YOU DO THAT,UNIVERSE"
and time resets itself as all is devoured and a bigband happens.
THEEEE END :D
Simple. A time paradox and the complete unraveling of the fabric of reality.
So, if I do this, then carry the square root of pie,hmm…
*BRAINSPLODE*
That was a great story, Mummy!
Will you tell it again? ^_^
Yeah, those would just kill us.
Sure!
One day, Wolf went for a walk in Final Destination, because someone shot it down.
"Damn you Fox!" said Wolf, eyes red with rage. As he was walking he saw Captain Falcon beating what was left of Master Hand. As a joke to cheer himself up, he said his imfamous quote "Cant let you do that, Falcon!" unfortunatly, before he could finish "The", Captain Falcon was turning round to see what was behind him with a "Pawnch" at the ready.
And that's how Wolf let Captain Falcon do that.
The End.
Again? XD
I will finish C. Falcon's sentence
§§§§§§___§§§§§§___§§____§§__§§ ____§§
§§___§§_§§____§§__§§§___§§__§§ ___§§
§§§§§___§§____§§__§§_§§_§§__§§ §§§§
§§___§§_§§____§§__§§___§§§__§§ ___§§
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Wolf is not a Spy!
That you know of
the dark side is tempting but as long as i have my solid gold jewel encrusted death star I'm fine just don't tell Algore about it he may blow it up with deadly slide shows
Divide by 0 error.
Restart? Y/N
What exactly do you mean by that?
Random Questions to all present Wolfists; which of these factions do you feel would be closer to Wolf/More likely to worship him:
Hedonistic Pirate Space Elf Slavers
http://aprillee.tripod.com/ccgwh40k/alikhari450c….
http://www.guysthatgame.co.uk/gtgshop/product_ima…
or
Daemon worshiping, (half) insane, genetically enhanced super soilders
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/118/3/3/Ch…
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Chaos%20marine…
Well, lets say im not fully convinced by either side. What do you have to offer that makes one better then the other…Or is that a touch too political and unfunny for Halolz?
No, it's fine for Halolz.
We have the ability to stop others from doing that, we have awesome uniforms and Wolfen starfighters/laser guns/other hi-tech gadgets.
They have the ability to Falcon punch and have F-zero cars.
ad we have a mecha falcon
Mecha Falcon? Is it shiny? I like shiny things!
*Plays 'Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny*
Moves were shown by all
And then told they could not do that
Only to be punch'd by our lord Falcon
Which resulted in much clawing
The battle Continues…!
did I mention it also has a sandvich maker in it
Sandvich!? Sold!
And that's how it happened.
The God and the Devil clashed in one full force as spectators witnessed what would decide the outcome of the battle, the one true winner in the war between good and evil. As the Wolf and the Falcon readied to unleash a force that would shake the Earth, the people watched in amazement and anticipation. They all chattered about, discussing the moment at hand. They're eyes opened wide as they laid their eyes upon the begging of what could be the end.
There was nothing. White light flashed beyond lightyears, letting every single creature be blinded by the force of the clash. There were no sounds, only nothing. What all started with the falcon punch, and the prevention, ended with nothing. But then, vision reapeared. The audience blinked in confusion, looking around for the remains of what had just happened. They saw no one at where the collision took place. They saw a figure, still undefinable for the smoke was still thick. But then….they saw the victor of the battle. They gazed in amazement at the one figure that stood tall. This being, that was able to destroy it's opposite, was-
TO BE CONTINUED
3: Big blue is heaven, Mute city is the holy land
4: Corneria is a lie, Wolf dwells within the fiery pits of Venom.
5: FALCON…
any kind you want.
Welcome brother.
No!! He lied! We have mecha-wolf and a cappuchino machine!
Seriously, ask him.
pssh, The Falcon would dodge wolf's puny shoop easy.
both probrobly, those Wolfites pull in some strange crowds
What if i…press both at exact same time?!
So what happens when an Unstoppable Punch meets an Immovable Denial?
Save data corrupted, formatting memory drive.
New game? Y/N
Does this prediction make sense? Slightly.
Does it all go good in the end? Yes.
Is Wolf not gonna let me fiCAN'T LET YOU TYPE THAT!
… curse you Wolf…
Is what Rofl says true?
True, but in the Grimdark W40k universe such cooperation is imposible.
And I already made an army of battle nuns for Falcon, so I need to be fair.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/caelun_niveus/409687…
Though the Order of the Holy Falcon still needs an emblem and a banner.
AND THEN WOLF USED COUNTER ATTACK, AND FALCON WAS GONE FOREVER.
BAD END.
*plays L4D's no skin on our teeth theme*
Chuck Norris dies.
Round Six: Wolf vs. SHOOP DA WHOOP!
Can't let you-IMMA FIRING MAH LAZAR!
Cult of Wolf….?
Christ, where the hell have I been?
Well, we used to keep to the shadows a lot, so maybe that's why you didn't know we existed.
Can't let you curse that. Lolwhaut.
Round seven: There is no round seven. Wolf didn't allow it.
Actually, corneria is not a lie. It's the main central for his worshippers. But you are correct about Venom.
Also, can't let you punch that.
All is as planned, then…
its a hot chocolate machine
Oh, right. That's even better. Meh, his loss.
Charging, as in running really fast right at him.
But Wolf leaves the shooping to his landmaster and his wolfen.
I thought it was spelled Pawnch. Anyway, there is only one thing to say on such a joyous occasion, and that is to quote the lord himself,
HYES!
You sir are made of win!!
An error has occured. The world is about to collapse.
Write a will? Y/N
Round eight: Wolf vs. Scorpion
Can't let you-GET OVER HERE!
Round nine: Wold vs. Weegee
Can't let you- *Weegee stare*
Sweet Justice!!
Round ten: Wolf vs. God
Can't let you- Create everything
Gratz on 80?
hmm, good point…
He is the god of Halolz, he is beyond good and evil.
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is awesome :D
If Big Blue is Heaven, then why does the Captain's Prayer say "Our Falcon, who art in MUTE CITY"?
A.K.A. Awesomesauce.
Error 404: Will not found.
Can't let you stop the cursing, Rofl!
From awesomeness.
….but Wolf's not a medic o_o He doesn't do it from behind!
Round Eleven: Wolf vs Chuck Norris
Can't let you- Roundhouse Kick!
Can't let you not let him punch that >:3
*switches out cookies with TCC Brand Falcon Cookies*
Oh pay no mind to me, just passing thru :3
Two armies.
Uh-huh…you still can't stop the Falconistas. We have higher levels >:P
I would say Can't let you stop rofl from cursing.
but you already can't do that, Daifuku!
Can't let you stop him from not getting punched.
listen daifuku it only works if your a wolfite, when will you learn?
how did you get past our security… Damn it soapdish!
hey, why do these cookies have helmets on them?
no reason… no reason at all…NOW EAT THEM… o.o
no reason… no reason at all…NOW EAT THEM… o.o
well your preventions don't work on higher level falconistas anyway, so does it really matter? let me answer that for you. no… no it doesn't… FALCON…
*LE GASPE*
…
must have been a typo… -.-
Can't let YOU punch that.
And I know it'll work on you. You're not that much more powerful than me.
Don't worry, I have a plan…
We have one, you know. And how do you have two? o.O
Well, I can't learn because that doesn't apply to Zyppotyrians. We have secret arts ^^ Secret art being skill copy.
Well, I can't learn because that doesn't apply to Zyppotyrians. We have secret arts ^^ Secret art being skill copy.
There is no such thing as "security" to people in my field :P
Mine and Raccs.
You know, Racc made both churches…
Bull. Secret Zyppotyrian Art: Skill Copy :3
Already has an emblem. http://badonk.deviantart.com/art/Church-of-Falcon…
No, we need an emblem. And yes, I agree that we'd probably have both.
However, the space pirate slavers look cooler.
He can't let you thank him XD
And he chose Falcon's side. What does that say about Wolf's?
The emblem would me more of what they wear on their shoulder. That is excellent but I think it would be more of their banner. (And was already aware of it)
… I could make something of that falcon however…
Dark Space Elves / Dark Eldar it is then. Brb with pics.
I kind of thought he joined Falcon just to be able to use Falcon punches in his riots.
Nice…
These will be perfect for my army… MWAHAHAHA!
not that much more powerful, is still more powerful, and although there is more of a power drain than if someone with a much lower level had tried to stop me, I am still able to punch Ataeru in the face. :b
ok that rapes lol
zippocat skill?
ok no more peelz for you.
Damn it E-peen go up more…
until then im glad my training helps.
*matrix dodge*
there's something wrong in the way you say that…
Rapes good or bad? And grats on 100 e-peen
Rapes good or bad? And grats on 100 e-peen
good. and thanks
The Falcon prayer was conceved prior to the visions of Saint Sonic, where we learned of big blue.
Why change it anyway, Falcon resides over everything. And mute city is the holy city. our Vatican
Thanks. :D
Round twelve: Wolf vs. Robotnik
Can't let you- PINGAS!
Is it too late for me to convert?
I guess not, what did you want to say?
.. I have no idea what you're talking about… nao eet um… O.O
hmm… wait a second! these are oatmeal cookies!
i hate oatmeal cookies…
*throws them away*
just like a wolfite to prevent those who may like oatmeal from getting what they want… -.-
Hmm…good question.
You see, I enjoy peace and freedom in equal regards. Since Falcon's side is all about punching things to solve life's problems, I'd be relinquishing peace. Likewise, Wolf's repetitive use of denial would provide FAR less freedom.
…
Can I sit this one out?
i did not say "can't let everyone not eat oatmeal and raisin cookies!"
i just threw away that batch since im the only one that eats cookies here.
just like a falconite to blame everything on wolfites… -_-
that was the only batch of oatmeal raisin though… o.o
Impossible. Chuck Norris can't die. Haven't you read your Norris Facts?
Round thirteen: Wolf vs Sonic.
Can't let you-Do this again sometime!
For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction… so for every falcon punch there is a wolf not letting someone do something… they just happened to collide at this point thus creating 2012