Thanks to Hiroko, Wolf Wednesday is about to be falcon punched into next week!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 11, 2009 · 12:53 PM 
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Awkward Moments, Can't Let You Do That, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Special Attacks, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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169 Responses to “CAN’T LET YOU DO TH-”

  1. EddRazzell on November 11th, 2009 6:02 pm

    Shawn sure does love the church of falcon vs brotherhood of wolf ones.

  2. PrPch53090 on November 11th, 2009 6:04 pm

    Aw man delayed again? Hahaha this is the epic battle between good and evil according to the Church Of Falcon

  3. jamesdh17 on November 11th, 2009 1:17 pm

    Don't worry wolf will stop the punch from stopping him from stopping things.

  4. Hakokoro on November 11th, 2009 6:21 pm

    ….and then god said to his disciples

    "And let yourself show ya moves!" the world was at peace…for now

  5. Leo058 on November 11th, 2009 6:34 pm

    I actually saw a scene in a Brawl machinima that had this exact situation.

  6. DClaw on November 11th, 2009 6:37 pm

    And that's how Wolf let Captain Falcon do that.
    The End.

  7. Ataeru on November 11th, 2009 6:39 pm

    there will be a large explosion from the polar opposite but equal powers

    Flames will run through the streets never being stopped

    Nothing Is Safe From The Chaos

    Birds Fired in Mid Air, Sharks Get Their First And Last Taste Of Fear, The Only Thing Left Of Humans Are Radioactive Dust!


    yet Wolf and Captain falcon will still be at zero ground, unscathed by the destruction they caused…

  8. Badonk on November 11th, 2009 7:07 pm

    Hmm this is the first opportunity to ask this in context.

    Which side are you on Mr. Handyside?
    The righteous Church of Falcon
    or the dastardly Cult of Wolf?

    The line must be drawn!

  9. GameboyPATH on November 11th, 2009 7:19 pm

    Round two: Wolf vs. Capt. Lou Albano
    "Can't let you- DO THE MARIO!!"

  10. MasqueNoMercy on November 11th, 2009 7:29 pm

    the circle of power around his fist reminds me of the halos they put on saints… further making the church of falcon more awesome

    also… wolf has to start using his gun to back up what he is saying… instead he just stands there angrily yet triumphantly

  11. AuraMaster on November 11th, 2009 7:34 pm

    I believe this is how Wolf was cast out of Mute City when he tried to usurp Captain Falcon's power. How quickly it all ended.

  12. Last on November 11th, 2009 8:18 pm

    wow Wolf vs Falcon is war as started which will win? and who will you join?

  13. Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 8:21 pm

    Two grave errors:
    1. That's final destination
    2. Wolf lives on Corneria

  14. MrRaccoon on November 11th, 2009 9:18 pm

    And the other side of the planet just imploded

  15. Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 9:23 pm

    You know, if wolf has good timing, he can get a claw in on Falcon and stop him from punching. In the context of smash bros, anyway.

  16. Cantletudothat on November 11th, 2009 9:43 pm

    Wolf will dodge it and hit falcon from behind amirite?

  17. DClaw on November 11th, 2009 9:45 pm

    Captain Falcon: Talk to the palm…FIST!

  18. KiruBananers on November 11th, 2009 9:45 pm

    If the Not doing that collides with the Pawnch,then there will be one result

    Wolf will be Vaporized and Falcon will be ina comalike state,and his energy forms in the south pole as a Wolf with wings,thus melting the polar ice caps,and flooding most of Southamerica and Northamerica.

    the resulting heat would penetrate the Ozone layer,and its pure energy would make the universe collide inwards. as The monsterous Black hole would Form,a voice would be Heard…


    and time resets itself as all is devoured and a bigband happens.


  19. sasuketoo on November 11th, 2009 9:59 pm

    I will finish C. Falcon's sentence
    §§§§§§___§§§§§§___§§____§§__§§ ____§§
    §§___§§_§§____§§__§§§___§§__§§ ___§§
    §§§§§___§§____§§__§§_§§_§§__§§ §§§§
    §§___§§_§§____§§__§§___§§§__§§ ___§§
    §§§§§§___§§§§§§___§§____§§__§§ ____§§

  20. Caelun_Niveus on November 11th, 2009 10:43 pm

    Random Questions to all present Wolfists; which of these factions do you feel would be closer to Wolf/More likely to worship him:

    Hedonistic Pirate Space Elf Slavers….
    Daemon worshiping, (half) insane, genetically enhanced super soilders

  21. clfreak on November 11th, 2009 11:04 pm

    *Plays 'Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny*
    Moves were shown by all
    And then told they could not do that
    Only to be punch'd by our lord Falcon
    Which resulted in much clawing

    The battle Continues…!

  22. kirbyownsyou97 on November 11th, 2009 11:12 pm

    And that's how it happened.
    The God and the Devil clashed in one full force as spectators witnessed what would decide the outcome of the battle, the one true winner in the war between good and evil. As the Wolf and the Falcon readied to unleash a force that would shake the Earth, the people watched in amazement and anticipation. They all chattered about, discussing the moment at hand. They're eyes opened wide as they laid their eyes upon the begging of what could be the end.
    There was nothing. White light flashed beyond lightyears, letting every single creature be blinded by the force of the clash. There were no sounds, only nothing. What all started with the falcon punch, and the prevention, ended with nothing. But then, vision reapeared. The audience blinked in confusion, looking around for the remains of what had just happened. They saw no one at where the collision took place. They saw a figure, still undefinable for the smoke was still thick. But then….they saw the victor of the battle. They gazed in amazement at the one figure that stood tall. This being, that was able to destroy it's opposite, was-

  23. Hareoic on November 11th, 2009 11:22 pm

    So what happens when an Unstoppable Punch meets an Immovable Denial?

  24. Link_09 on November 11th, 2009 11:33 pm


    BAD END.
    *plays L4D's no skin on our teeth theme*

  25. ProfessorLuigi452 on November 12th, 2009 4:11 am

    An error has occured. The world is about to collapse.
    Write a will? Y/N

  26. ProfessorLuigi452 on November 12th, 2009 4:17 am

    Sweet Justice!!

  27. Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 10:23 am

    Uh-huh…you still can't stop the Falconistas. We have higher levels >:P

  28. Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 3:42 pm

    Mine and Raccs.

  29. Roflcopter419 on November 12th, 2009 3:43 pm

    You know, Racc made both churches…

  30. Caelun_Niveus on November 12th, 2009 4:05 pm

    Dark Space Elves / Dark Eldar it is then. Brb with pics.

  31. Roflcopter419 on November 12th, 2009 4:08 pm

    I kind of thought he joined Falcon just to be able to use Falcon punches in his riots.

  32. sheggy on November 17th, 2009 2:56 am

    For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction… so for every falcon punch there is a wolf not letting someone do something… they just happened to collide at this point thus creating 2012

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