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HOUSE - Future savior of mankind

The question is, does he insult everyone, or does he not say a word?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 10, 2009 · 10:53 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (236 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
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He makes his team save the world for him while he flirts with Alyx and takes advantage of his friendship with Barney to get med-kits from the combine. He then follows his team around telling them they're doing it wrong but not telling them why while he eats med-kits like candy. Then when his team gets their butts kicked by the final boss he will limp into the room, kill the boss with one shot, and go back to his office to mope about how miserable he is.
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Wake up...mr.freeman... wake up and....smell the antibacterial solvant
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I'm not quite sure that I would be comfortable entrusting the fate of our world with a curmudgeonly diagnostician as opposed to a hardened theoretical physicist; as much as I enjoy sardonic wit, such irony would be lost upon an invasion of barbaric Xenamorphs.
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will he save us even if it's not Lupus?
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"I'm gonna need to stock up on pills for this... what the hell happened to all my..."
"Peelz!" - Louis creeping around like smeagol.

Let's hope that when he goes through ravenholme, he doesn't try to cure the zombies. They some crazy mo' fo's.
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Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver :p
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4 replies · active 816 weeks ago
He won't save mankind unless they have an interesting case... or they are gorgeous women... or unless it's lupus!
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5 replies · active 782 weeks ago
A pill-popping, misanthropic genius with a flame-decked crowbar? What's not to love?
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The resemblance... is amazing.

WHY ISN'T THIS RATED 4.XX !? (where X>6)
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Haha, although i'vee seen it before i still laughed..
cause with his negative sarcastic attitude could maybe fit in for freeman.
i mean seriously i'd like to hear him say...
Kliener:
"Freeman, you're here!"
House:
"And you're a scientist who has a secret lab beneath a soda vending machine"

B)
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Old, but awesome.

He'll save the world from every horror ever! Except lupus. It's NEVER lupus.
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Is the gravity gun powered by vicodin?
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No matter where I move, his eyes keep following me.

"Idiot."
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in before House is credit to team.
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btw it looks like house is staring at YOU! its just eerie him staring straight ahead like he is looking at YOU and only you... you.
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2 replies · active 816 weeks ago
i lol'd too hard... :D
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3 replies · active 816 weeks ago
@Shawn's comment
He opts to whack people with his crowbar-cane whenever he thinks they say something stupid.
...Which is all the time.
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The resemblance is uncanny.

On a sidenote, this is my first (and only, as of now) submission! :o
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7 replies · active 815 weeks ago
This time, he insults you by being MUTE!
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I'm not quite sure that I would be comfortable entrusting the fate of our world with a curmudgeonly diagnostician as opposed to a hardened theoretical physicist; as much as I enjoy sardonic wit, such irony would be useless against an invasion of barbaric Xenamorphs.
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The resemblance is uncanny.

On a sidenote, this is my first submission! :o
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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PoisonTaco · 816 weeks ago

Saver of Humens?
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It's not Lupus (It's a headcrab controlling your brain)
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Runeblade · 816 weeks ago

Everybody lies.
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2 replies · active 816 weeks ago
It's not Lupus (It's a headcrab controlling your brain)

PS: Nice find!
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maikerenna · 816 weeks ago

haha, LFAO
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spaztasticthis · 815 weeks ago

gayer than a fag in a 3 way fag session..... FAIL
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This pic makes no sense.
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
No.
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3 replies · active 815 weeks ago
house is gay....
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Not Amused · 816 weeks ago

ooooooooooooold.

The image has been around for at least a year, and the motivation isn't funny...
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1 reply · active 816 weeks ago

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