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Lung Cancer

That tumor’s a spy!
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Lung Cancer

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 23, 2009 · 8:12 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(160 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 840 weeks ago

I am Heavy Tumors Guy. And this... Is my tumor! She weighs one-hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar custom two lacerations at ten thousand cuts per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to treat this tumor... for twelve seconds.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! *Snort*. Ha ha, hohoho.

Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY CANCER!?!

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, *sniff*, maybe. I've yet to meat one that can outsmart metastization.

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dundundundunda!

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Leo E. 114p · 840 weeks ago

Win. End of story.

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Spartaaa · 840 weeks ago

lol awsome.

It costs four hundred thousand dollars to treat this tumor... for twelve seconds. so true

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Taiho 86p · 840 weeks ago

It's not ah tumah!

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Vabolo 118p · 840 weeks ago

I'm just a Ballchinian!

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WastefulAnthem 1p · 840 weeks ago

The tags made me crack up.
xD Health & Fitness, followed up by Irony

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JboneDRS 70p · 809 weeks ago

He can quit anytime he wants!

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 840 weeks ago

Blame the pyro for lighting his cigarettes.

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FoxyMayo 89p · 840 weeks ago

No need for Pyros, it seems... The cancer's already got 'im.

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Link_09 69p · 840 weeks ago

THIS MAKES ME REMEMBER A GUY'S AVATAR HERE...
it was a spy smoking a shitload of cigarettes in his mouth

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KingofRetards 84p · 840 weeks ago

I suddenly have the feeling to never smoke... ever...

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G1drake 91p · 840 weeks ago

my gramps died of lung cancer..*sniff*

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Obvious Troll · 840 weeks ago

(I know this is inappropriate, but I just have to do it.)

Did he drop any good loot?

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MrRaccoon 106p · 840 weeks ago

Oh the internets, I can't let them drain my soul -_-

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 840 weeks ago

Wait, you still have your soul? What terms of use did you agree to?

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MrRaccoon 106p · 840 weeks ago

I got a good lawyer on Ebay :D

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KingofRetards 84p · 840 weeks ago

That's cold man. COLD.

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... · 840 weeks ago

more like old man, OLD

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 840 weeks ago

Wait... The tag is pointing at his crotch... Is that where tumors go once they become malignant?

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 840 weeks ago

Probe it!
PROBE IT!!!!!!

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frencho · 839 weeks ago

it's auto-inmune!

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MrRaccoon 106p · 840 weeks ago

Shawn, your comment was made of win, better than the pic itself xD
Cancer dominates Spy (or whatever it is, I'm not a lot into TF2)

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BlueChameleon 92p · 840 weeks ago

http://bit.ly/Wrl3z

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MrRaccoon 106p · 840 weeks ago

Yeah, that's what I meant xD

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Sinister Minister · 840 weeks ago

No. Not really.

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Lekonua 68p · 840 weeks ago

But...I don't smoke...for precisely this reason...

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Paiv 74p · 840 weeks ago

Lololololololololol.

Damn Spy, smoking is for kids!

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Random Guy · 839 weeks ago

This is what happens after doing "GENTLEMEN" too much.

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Oliver Bark · 840 weeks ago

Oh dear, I've made quite a mess.

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Anonymous · 840 weeks ago

<austrian accent> It's not a tumah!</austrian accent>

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riot · 840 weeks ago

Tumor sappin' ma spy
seriously guys, why am I the first to post this?

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 840 weeks ago

Mostly because it sucked and no else wanted to be associated with it.

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GreggD · 840 weeks ago

I love this one. 5/5

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jiggie · 840 weeks ago

He thought siggies were on his side...

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solidpit · 840 weeks ago

first

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solidpit · 840 weeks ago

To make this somewhat relevant, I had a tumor (not cancerous) in my lung once. I still laughed though.

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Obvious Troll · 840 weeks ago

Unfortunately, you're still part of the lowest reaches of the internet. Sickness is no excuse for 'Firsting' in a public place.

In other news,
In Soviet Russia, lung cancer has you!

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Capt. Obvious · 840 weeks ago

Obvious Troll is obvious

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Obvious Troll · 840 weeks ago

Obvious Captain is Obvious.

Obvious Troll should promote Capt. Obvious to Major for that comment.

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... · 840 weeks ago

obviously

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CaptainBaconMan · 840 weeks ago

Well, I happen to like bacon.

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41 Comments

solidpit on April 24th, 2009 12:14 am

first
Paiv on April 24th, 2009 12:17 am

Lololololololololol.

Damn Spy, smoking is for kids!
Lekonua on April 24th, 2009 12:32 am

But…I don't smoke…for precisely this reason…
MrRaccoon on April 24th, 2009 12:34 am

Shawn, your comment was made of win, better than the pic itself xD
Cancer dominates Spy (or whatever it is, I'm not a lot into TF2)
Paulrus on April 24th, 2009 12:39 am

Probe it!
PROBE IT!!!!!!
WastefulAnthem on April 24th, 2009 12:42 am

The tags made me crack up.
xD Health & Fitness, followed up by Irony
TalkingBidoof on April 24th, 2009 1:36 am

Wait… The tag is pointing at his crotch… Is that where tumors go once they become malignant?
jiggie on April 24th, 2009 1:40 am

He thought siggies were on his side…
GreggD on April 24th, 2009 1:57 am

I love this one. 5/5
g1drake on April 24th, 2009 2:03 am

my gramps died of lung cancer..*sniff*
KingofRetards on April 24th, 2009 2:54 am

I suddenly have the feeling to never smoke… ever…
riot on April 24th, 2009 5:59 am

Tumor sappin' ma spy
seriously guys, why am I the first to post this?
TalkingBidoof on April 24th, 2009 5:47 am

I am Heavy Tumors Guy. And this… Is my tumor! She weighs one-hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar custom two lacerations at ten thousand cuts per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to treat this tumor… for twelve seconds.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! *Snort*. Ha ha, hohoho.

Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY CANCER!?!

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, *sniff*, maybe. I've yet to meat one that can outsmart metastization.

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dundundundunda!
Taiho on April 24th, 2009 9:57 am

It's not ah tumah!
Link_09 on April 24th, 2009 1:19 pm

THIS MAKES ME REMEMBER A GUY'S AVATAR HERE…
it was a spy smoking a shitload of cigarettes in his mouth
Anonymous on April 24th, 2009 3:01 pm

<austrian accent> It's not a tumah!</austrian accent>
FoxyMayo on April 24th, 2009 6:26 pm

No need for Pyros, it seems… The cancer's already got 'im.
codemaster525 on April 24th, 2009 9:59 pm

Blame the pyro for lighting his cigarettes.
Oliver Bark on April 25th, 2009 5:07 pm

Oh dear, I've made quite a mess.
Random Guy on April 30th, 2009 7:25 pm

This is what happens after doing "GENTLEMEN" too much.

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