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Seriously, this takes voice acting on an import game to new heights of awfulness! How did it end up so bad? The CEO of the company let his four kids be the voice actors! *shudder*

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[VIDEO] Worst… Voice Acting… EVER

Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 12, 2008 · 12:16 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(101 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

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SGFAZ 34p · 815 weeks ago

The only dude with even a sliver of talent was whoever did the voice for Nicole. And only a sliver, a tiny sliver.
The others were retarded. Reminded me of School when everyone took turns reading stories aloud. I did it with some emotion, but not overdone, and yeah, I know that sounds arrogant.
Karen was the worst. "What did you do. Nicole?" "Stop it. Nickul. I cain't moov... Is anyone there?"

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Rayza B · 886 weeks ago

I was watching this and waiting for voices,

then i relised the sound was off...

I WISH IT STAYED OFF! >=(

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Eskay · 691 weeks ago

His four kids...

Four kids...

4Kids!

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Cero · 886 weeks ago

"JUMP!" -Ten Seconds Later- *Splat* Seriously, pure genius.

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Shadow Hazuki · 886 weeks ago

I died a little inside, then Cero brought me back. Thank you Cero

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Avenue · 823 weeks ago

not only does the voice acting suck, but if ths is a game its an enormously long cutscene......

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Zetsuei · 861 weeks ago

wow...that actually hurt my soul o__O"

*gouges eyes out with rusty spoons*

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Moksanity · 886 weeks ago

I can do better voice acting with my ass. These kids suck...

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confused · 886 weeks ago

They are seriously putting this into a game? That's terrible.

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Crown · 886 weeks ago

They all have that Lisp.

Why do you need Voice Acting for a game with Subtitles anyway?

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Satir · 886 weeks ago

Voice acting seems kind of pointless in these kinds of scenes. Hell, depicting action seems really pointless in these kinds of scenes. It's just dialogue, not a book.

Still, it was kind of hilarious.

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Dan · 886 weeks ago

I know that good voice actors are expensive, but if you're going to put however many much into game development you don't need to cut corners like this. I think if you instead rounded up a dozen homeless people they could have done a much better job. Maybe they'll keep that as an option for the sequel.

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SonicXV · 886 weeks ago

if i ever became ballless enough to try this game, at this conversation i would be forced to quit. forever. seriously. what the fuck.

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Gehraz · 886 weeks ago

Jesus Christ forget the voice acting... Did anyone notice the guy is named Nicole?

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AwwJebus · 886 weeks ago

It sounds like every crappy newgrounds flash.

You know the ones, where instead of usin good equipment they just yell into the mic

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Chunkey · 886 weeks ago

ROFL, Karen sounds dead

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Blank-Mage · 886 weeks ago

Oh, dear God in heaven! (Firefly reference.) I can't decide who I hate more, Karen or Uru.

But really, who let that happen? Even if the CEO decides his kids are the next great voices in gaming, don't OTHER people still have the option of, say, throwing him/his wretched spawn out of a high window? Or his intestines throttling him from the inside in a desperate bid to save us all?

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Zlor · 886 weeks ago

Oh.. God.. Uru and Karen can both die in the lowest pits of hell.

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Kbman · 886 weeks ago

Dear lord, I can't un-hear it!

And this is coming from someone who isn't bothered by "You're too slow!"

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Aaron Hong · 886 weeks ago

This qualifies as a Parenting Fail.

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Bucky · 886 weeks ago

The guy voicing Nicole is actually not bad, but Karen sounds like a drunk whore they pulled off the corner, and Uru sounds...well, Uru sounds like a penis-loving homosexual they borrowed from an anime con, wearing fishnets and a dog collar.

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Yamez · 886 weeks ago

...So many innuendos...and they were ruined by the crap spewing out of the actors mouths...though, I can't help but wonder if this is all just a well-planned-out farce...perhaps the guy who made this video wanted it to go this way...ow, my brain just leaked onto the floor...

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EvilJawa · 886 weeks ago

That is funny, i just imagined that the green haired girl had just said "What you say!!!" instead.

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fieldy409 · 886 weeks ago

lol me and my sister couldnt stop laughing when that guy went 'YEYAH!'

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Valenti · 886 weeks ago

Implied rape in there'z?

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Oxymoron · 886 weeks ago

if you took out kill and replaced it with a 5 letter word it would be a horribly voice acted porno.

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Valdis M. · 886 weeks ago

Wow, this video can be sent into the deep flaming pit of shit where they threw the intros to Zelda CD-i and Zero Wing...

Just imagine all of those games talking to eachother.... "Someone has set up us the bomb!" "I totally didn't see that coming" "MAH BOI"

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Pigeon Army · 886 weeks ago

Y'know, with that epic battle music playing in the background, I get the feeling that taking the Tengaio away is slightly more important than the voice actor is letting on.

YOU CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT! YOU COULD RU-IN YOUR REP-U-TAY-TION!

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Anonymouse · 886 weeks ago

Ruining a game by having your kids do the voice?

FAILURE ENSUES

LOW SALES ENSUE

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1RPGKID · 886 weeks ago

Lulz Uru sounds really gay

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DWC · 886 weeks ago

AAAAAGGGHHHH! Why there voices have become my inner thoughts!! *falls to the ground in agony*

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1RPGKID · 886 weeks ago

fieldy409June 12th, 2008 at 6:19 am

lol me and my sister couldnt stop laughing when that guy went ‘YEYAH!’

Lol that part made me crack up too. This was sooooo bad... 5/5 stars for the epic parenting fail.

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Ungodlyrich123 · 886 weeks ago

Is this some sort of sick joke? I can't imagine voice acting being THAT bad in a game....

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Ab-Noxious · 886 weeks ago

The Uru guy has a lithp. Its kinda funny. I didnt even watch this all the way though, my ears were trying to run away.

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Deth2Gerbilz · 886 weeks ago

oh. oh god! why?!?!

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Tirithek · 886 weeks ago

That was fscking awful. And I thought Baten Kaitos was bad...

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Boreas · 886 weeks ago

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

The writing was horrible, and the voice acting was suicide.

This belongs in the deepest circle of Gaming Hell, the one reserved for badly executed imports.

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Un-Anonymous · 886 weeks ago

I think......nope, they did. My eardrums exploded from the epic fail.

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technoskull · 886 weeks ago

uru sounds like a gay emo kid, seriously

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Haywire · 886 weeks ago

That voice acting is BAD. Seriously, it's even worse than Starfox Assault.

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Evitron · 886 weeks ago

My ears are bleeding. Truly this is the anti-christ of voice acting.

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Lobsta · 886 weeks ago

ahahhaahahhahahaha

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Pauld'Arbonne · 886 weeks ago

Oh gods! I couldn't stand more than minute of that before i stopped it. But the voices, THE VOICES WON'T STOP!!!

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Bulletproof Moon · 886 weeks ago

YOU DARE BRING POOR VOICE-ACTING TO MY LAIR!? YOU MUST DIE!!!!!

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BigT · 886 weeks ago

Wow, I REALLY can't move my body.

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Boreas · 886 weeks ago

^

What did you do, Nicole?

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smashpro1 · 886 weeks ago

There is only one way out, Persona style *puts gun to head*

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Koth · 886 weeks ago

KILL ME!

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SilverWolf · 886 weeks ago

Are you SERIOUS? That voice acting is REAL?!

...Wow. Just wow. Five stars, though because it was funny. XD

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Crest · 886 weeks ago

... WHAT!?!

This is a crime!!

I LIKED Shadow Hearts!!

Not only did they translate the names wrong, they didn't get Joey Capps to voice Yuri (His actual name)!!

ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

I'm so enraged!!!

How could they? How COULD they?

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Comments by IntenseDebate

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Seb on June 12th, 2008 10:30 pm

My brain hurts bad, I mean really bad… *fade to black*
fieldy409 on June 12th, 2008 11:32 pm

the man named nicole(?) wasnt too bad on the voice acting.
Tenzil on June 13th, 2008 12:59 am

Yeah, okay, the voices are bad but even Robert DeNiro could not pull off that dialogue. C’mon, the writers screwed that over before the readers even got involved.
Riot on June 13th, 2008 7:13 am

Ha, wait till you see the voiceovers in “summon nights” :P
MorrowindJim on June 13th, 2008 11:45 am

Uru says: “FABULOUS”

I was seriously expecting him to say something like that >.>

I do sense child abuse before the voice recordings, though …
Ryumaru on June 13th, 2008 12:17 pm

Yeah, Nicole isn’t too bad, but the script is pretty awful. And after, 2:40, I feel like it improves, but the last line just… well, not kills it, but smacks it in the face with a solid steel bar.
killercartoons on June 13th, 2008 3:50 pm

man, forget the voice acting! (because i know i will!) just the dialogue alone was terrible! i mean,
“Wow! I really can’t move my body?”
“I really don’t want your twisted love. I really don’t.”
WTF!? What The Face!?
Red on June 13th, 2008 4:18 pm

“I know you guys are having fun *weird noise* but could you stop a sec and tell me why I’m involved in this?”
I get the feeling this wasn’t really on the script, but they rolled with it.
Some Guy on June 13th, 2008 5:44 pm

1:09 -> my question exactly
Hi on June 13th, 2008 11:36 pm

“Whaaat?! I didn’t see that coming at all!”

I got the biggest laugh there, but the whole thing was lolerful.
Dragon Slayer on June 14th, 2008 2:14 am

are all japs gay?
Liana on June 14th, 2008 2:23 am

I think a little part of my soul just died..
SephFinale on June 14th, 2008 3:49 am

That…sounds worse than some of the kids that acted in my theater class…
Finnegan on June 14th, 2008 9:27 am

Dragon Slayer> The voice actors in this were American, not Japanese. Sounds like, by your logic, you should be questioning your own sexuality.

YEA-YUH!
Spaztick wolf on June 14th, 2008 5:23 pm

Even I can voice act beter than this
dudemanawesome on June 14th, 2008 8:35 pm

pedobear approves
Miketuu on June 17th, 2008 3:42 pm

I remembered from that new Speed Racer show, “Preeeess the green button!”
Kimeters on June 20th, 2008 1:36 am

Why does Uru have a huge Lisp?
Tzao on June 20th, 2008 3:31 pm

Oh…oh god. OH GOD. OH GOD OH GOD.

WHAT. THE. FUCK. WAS. THAT.

SOMEONE KILL ME.

OH GOD.

(caps lock ftw)
Paul on July 19th, 2008 7:05 pm

Uru is gay, Nicole is a guy, he’s also gay, and has some sort of a Tengaio fetish, Karen sounds mentally retarded, Shizuku sounds like a stupid teenage girl, and Hyoma sounds like a man. That company’s CEO fails.
Aidan on August 6th, 2008 10:04 am

was this shadow hearts? cos uru looked like yuri…
dekuskrub1 on October 2nd, 2008 10:52 am

does anyone know what game this is?
Florian on June 30th, 2009 6:27 am

Chaos Wars. I used to have it.
RPJesus on October 26th, 2008 5:43 am

OH GOD PUNCTUATION MEANS NOTHING TO THEM IT BURNS!
Zetsuei on November 30th, 2008 5:42 am

wow…that actually hurt my soul o__O"

*gouges eyes out with rusty spoons*
Avenue on August 25th, 2009 4:44 am

not only does the voice acting suck, but if ths is a game its an enormously long cutscene……
SGFAZ on October 19th, 2009 12:56 am

The only dude with even a sliver of talent was whoever did the voice for Nicole. And only a sliver, a tiny sliver.
The others were retarded. Reminded me of School when everyone took turns reading stories aloud. I did it with some emotion, but not overdone, and yeah, I know that sounds arrogant.
Karen was the worst. "What did you do. Nicole?" "Stop it. Nickul. I cain't moov… Is anyone there?"
Eskay on March 7th, 2012 11:20 pm

His four kids…

Four kids…

4Kids!

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