Is a villager not entitled to the sweat of his brow? Oh wait that was the other Bioshock…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2013 · 12:40 AM
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"Booker, are you afraid of God?"
"No, but I am afraid of Nook."
There has been a lot of Animal Crossing submissions recently.
Why can't it be Megaman submissions? I mean, HE'S a new character and threw a riot for all the megaman fanboys out there.
Does that mean that……………. SHAWN'S GIVING MEGAMAN THE COLD SHOULDER?
(Wii Fit girl stays out for obvious reasons.)
Well my childhood is incomplete in ways more than one, and one of those ways is the fact I haven't played Animal Crossing, so I'm gonna dedicate this post to a tad bit of blogging
I'mma be at Florida starting July 3rd to July 8th, so yeah, I guess I'll have fun with that.
Shawn, Trunks, and Badonk will be there but unfortunately I will not be able to see them v_v
Oh well.
There's always a town. There's always a tanuki.
Those conniving little miscreants…learning from their Uncle Nook how to be con-artists and trick innocent people into buying homes they can't afford…THIS IS WHAT CAUSED THE RECESSION FOLKS!!! LOL seriously!!!
In all seriousness though, I've loved the Animal Crossing series ever since I had it for the Gamecube. I learned about loans and how much of a pain in the rear they are as a kid (heavy lessons to learn, but count on Nintendo to make it a fun learning tool). Alpar, you're missing out my friend. The pattern maker is the diamond in this game. Artistic expression in multiple forms.
Also, years later when I read this comic (shown below), I revisited the Gamecube version just to sort of say goodbye to my townsfolk. I am happy to re-experience the nostalgia and revisit those forgotten realms…it's like coming home.
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Meanwhile, in a related funny….
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Here, under this post, I shall type all of the Bioshock Infinite + Animal Crossing crossover jokes I can think of. I shouldn't have to ask you to do the same for the lulzy-lulzy lulz. Best joke wins a prize…. because yay prizes.
No spoilers here: [youtube Q8toGQq46tA rel="nofollow"> youtube] Love this version of the song.
Loan, loaned, will loan. Pay, paid, will pay.
Oh great one more thing I needed on my plate. Nook's relatives with genders.
I must now delve into the world of Animal crossing Rule 34, to discover which nook nephew is the girl thanks to this image…
Geronimo!
Luckily I've found a way to get the money I need. And all I had to do was scam Reese out of her livelihood.
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Oh and there was this chump as well. Sucker.
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I've always thought the only thing Animal Crossing was missing was Songbird.
Normally, I'd say ignorance is bliss. This time, ignorance is crimping the growth of my peen. DAMN YOU, IGNORANCE!
You give me a Wolf post Tinkleberry and I'll give you all the bells you want.
"Yeah yeah, you'll get your bells….. riiiiiight HERE!" *Stabs Villager with swordfish*
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No 4th of July post?
LAME.
No seriously, happy 4th everyone.
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Not sure where else to post this, but Google Chrome is flagging this site for malware. It says that the Level Up Studios site is a known malware distributor. Might want to get that looked at.
Bring us the posts and wipe away the drought.
It's been 12 days & counting since the last submission…
DAMN IT SHAWN!!! We're starving for lulz here!!! Plus, what's the point of me trying to get more traffic to the site if we don't keep it up to date?!?
P.S. I use my Nintendo 3DS StreetPass greeting as the URL for Halolz.com